A/N: I'm baaaaaaack!!!! Nobody's reading this so fine! I don't care! I'll keep updating and I'll stay around the top of the list!
Chapter 3: Isengard OR Wizard vs. Wizard
Saruman:
Gandalf the Grey, the hour is late
A seal has been put on your doomed fate
Gandalf:
Saruman, the Shadow is moving quickly
Why, Saruman, you look rather sickly (A/N: Coz he's pale)
Saruman:
I am Saruman the White!
Gandalf:
You look stricken with terrible blight
Saruman:
But no more, I am of many colors
Look at the orcs, look at those suckers
Gandalf:
What is this? A palantir?
Saruman:
Yes it is, no need to sneer.
The Nazgul are moving as Riders in Black
And the hobbit will be gone, boom swish hack!
Gandalf:
Frodo! He is near to death!
Saruman:
They will kill him with the Black Breath
Gandalf:
Frodo is in danger, I must warn him
Saruman:
Aren't you forgetting something?
Gandalf:
What have I forgotten please?
Saruman:
That you have come to visit me
And now you're here, you must die
Gandalf:
Oh no, oh no! Oh me, oh my!
Saruman and Gandalf:
We are fighting
Fighting are we
Saruman:
I saw and conquered hee hee hee!
Gandalf:
Oh look, a moth, I'll send a message
Dearest Gwaihir, I must gain passage
To Rivendell from Isengard
I've got a Frequent Flyer card
Gwaihir:
What is this? A wizard's plea?
Oh my, this is puzzling me
Nonetheless, I shall go
Over grassy plains and snow
A/N: Another chapter finished! Please R+R!