A/N: Hi! I'm back again to haunt you! Sorry I haven't updated for AGES. Thanks to all those nice people who read and reviewed.
Chapter 5: The Prancing Pony AKA Never Give Hobbits Beer
Harry:
What've we 'ere? Four Shire hobbits?
Frodo:
No, in fact, we are rabbits (A/N: Sarcasm!
Harry:
You all look like you are phonies.
Frodo:
We're headed for the Prancing Pony
That is our destination
Pippin:
We hear it suffers from beer inflation
Harry:
Alright, alright, meant no offense
Frodo:
We may be slow, but we ain't dense
Merry:
Frodo, look! There's the inn
Sam:
The outside looks as black as sin
Pippin:
C'mon guys, let's go inside
Sam:
Look! They're big! Let's go and hide
Butterbur:
How can I help you, little masters?
Frodo:
Get us away from these large bastards (A/N: He means the men)
Merry:
Why don't we go grab a drink?
Good idea, don't you think?
Sam:
That hooded man over there
Since we came, he's only stared
Frodo:I think I will sing a song
Maybe you can sing along
Oh no, the Ring slipped on my handOther Patrons:
What has happened? Who is this man?Aragorn:
Mr Baggins, that was rashFrodo:
Please don't turn me into hashAragorn:
Frodo Baggins, that's your nameSam:
If you've 'urt him, you'll soon be lameAragorn:
Your stout heart will not save you, little hobbits
The shadow is coming, there's no way to stop it
Frodo:What can I do? I connot leave!Aragorn:
You will live, no need to grievez
Tonight you must sleep right here
Sam:Here with you? I ain't no queer! Aragorn: It's for your own safety, Master Sam Pippin: It'll be a squeeze, we'll need to cram Aragorn: Still, however, you'll be staying Sam: No we're not. 'less you're paying Aragorn: I will pay so you'll be safe I'm a payin' so don't you chafe Sam: Alright, okay, we will stay But we leave at the break of day Aragorn: Now get some rest, little ones Tomorrow there is much travelling to be done Hobbits: We are asleep Asleep are we Asleep in the Prancing Pony in Bree