A/N: Hi again! Hmmmm, no reviews yet? That's alright. Just read but it's nice to get reviews you know. grins

Chapter 7: Let's go, let's go, to Rivendell we go (A/N: Well, firstly, the title's supposed to be sung to the tune of Heigh ho and also, I couldn't find a good formal title for this. Heh, sorry)

Aragorn:

Wake up, wake up, everyone

You have slept past dawn

Frodo:

Are you crazy?

Or are we lazy?

Aragorn:

Let's go! Hurry up! (A/N: Showing a little bit of Aragorn's impatient side there eh?)

Sam:

But we still have to pack our stuff

Aragorn:

We have to go!

We're being too slow

Butterbur:

But oh my goodness me

My yard! I have no ponies!

Frodo:

But we need one! We have to leave!

Sam:

Until I see this, I won't believe

Butterbur:

I'll send Bob out to find a pony

Bob:

There's one belonging to Bill Ferny

But he won't sell it, uh-uh, no way

He won't sell unless you pay (A/N: Big that is)

What he wants is 12 silver pennies

Sam:

That thievin' scoundrel! That's daylight robbery

Aragorn:

All the same, we need a steed

And he's the only horse in Bree

Butterbur:

I'm so sorry, I'll take the cost

And compensate for the ponies you lost

Merry:

Why thank you Mr Butterbur

Butterbur:

Doing my duty, Mr Brandybuck, sir

Aragorn:

We must go, hurry up! (A/N: Yes Aragorn, we get the point already)

Bill Ferny:

Hey there Longshanks, 'sup?

Sam:

Ferny, remove your face from sight

Or you'll wish you had all right

Bill Ferny:

G'wan Fatty, you can't hurt me

Ow! Was that an apple which hit me?

Sam:

Waste of a good apple, I do reckon

Pippin:

We could've saved that for breakfast the second

Aragorn: Hurry up, we must make haste Sam:

But remember, more hate, more waste