A/N: Hi…again. More?

Chapter 7: A Knife in the Dark OR Ow! Was that knife that struck me?

Aragorn:

We camp here at Amon Sul

Or Weathertop as known to fools

Now stay right here and do not move

Sam:

What?! We have not even a roof!

Aragorn:

I must go and scout around

In the air and on the ground

Sam:

But how can you? You cannot fly (A/N: SAM! He's not going to fly IN the air!)

Aragorn:

Don't ask who what where or why?

Frodo:

I think I will take a nap

Ringwraith #1:

Let's go get 'em, stab stab hack!

Frodo:

What are you doing? What is that smell?

Merry:

Sausages, tomatoes, bacon as well

Frodo:

Put it out, you fools, it'll be seen from afar

Ringwraith #2:

Look, I see a shining star! (A/N: Just happens to be those stupid halflings mucking around again)

Ringwraith #3:

It's a fire lit up high

Ringwraith #4:

Someone's cooking food from the Shire

Ringwraith #5:

C'mon, you think they'll give us some? Ringwraith #1: Something to fill our empty tums Ringwraith #2: They might well do so Ringwraith #3: So why are we waiting? Let us go! Pippin: Guys, look! Look over there Merry: Let's hope that they don't find the stair Frodo: They will want to take the Ring Sam: Not just the Ring, but everything!

They will take my pots and pans

They will take whatever they can!

Frodo: We cannot let them, we must fight

That's what we have to do alright

Ringwraith #1: I we could, may we please… Ringwraith #2: Have a tiny bit of cheese Sam: How 'bout no? We have none Ringwraith #3: You'll wish you had complied, my son Ringwraiths: The Ring, we have come to take Sam: No y' won't! You evil snakes! Hobbits: Help us Strider! Please come quick! Aragorn: I'll come with sword and burning stick Ringwraith #4: Oh no, it is the Dunadan ranger Aragorn: I will fell all foe and danger Ringwraiths: We are burning Aragorn: Now the tables will be turning Ringwraith #1 (Witch-King):
But before I leave I'll stab the Bearer With a Morgul Blade that'll kill the wearer (A/N: Of the Ring that is) Sam: Strider! Help us! Frodo's been stabbed

And the wound looks pretty bad

Aragorn: Begone you Ringwraiths, leave this place Ringwraith #1: C'mon you guys, let's go! Let's race! (A/N: What a good sense of fun he has) Aragorn: Where's the blade? Show it to me Frodo: It hurts, it pains, ouch owie! Sam: Strider, please, you have to help him Strider: This wound is one I cannot stem He must be taken to Rivendell

This healing must be done by the elves

Sam:

But Rivendell's three days away!

Aragorn: We either go or we will stay But if we stay, Frodo will die It's the truth, I would not lie Pippin: Well then, we must quickly hurry Merry:

With all haste and with all flurry. (A/N: Sorry that Merry gets all the crap lines but I assure you, he'll get better ones soon)