A/N: Back again! Did you know that Sean Astin had a six-pack before he had to put on weight to play Sam?

Chapter 10: Many Meetings AKA I'm Awake! I'm Awake!

Frodo:

I am awake

Awake am I

My how time seems to fly

Gandalf:

You're in Rivendell, the House of Elrond

We thought that the Shadow had won

When you got here, you were beginning to fade

And you'd have been beyond our aid

Frodo:

Tell em quick, what time is it?

Gandalf:

Elrond says you must rest a bit

It's 10 o'clock, if you want to know

Frodo:

Time DOES pass really slow

Sam: Mr Frodo, you're alive!

We were scared that you had died!

Frodo: I think that my stomach needs food Gandalf: Don't demand, you're being rude Pippin: Make way for Frodo, Lord of the Ring! Gandalf: Do not say such a blasphemous thing

Especially not in Rivendell

Don't fill it with things that have come from Hell

Pippin; Gandalf's been rather cheerful these days

What he said is what he says

Frodo: But where's this feast you're talking about? Gandalf: Your only concern is food, you greedy lout Frodo: But where's this feast you're talking about? Gandalf: Your only concern is food, you greedy lout! Frodo: Well well well, are you Gloin?

The one who travelled with Thorin and Oin?

Gloin: Well done and well met, my hobbit friend

Hobbits from the Shire are now quite a trend (A/N: First Bilbo and now HIM!)

Bilbo: Frodo, my lad, you've finally come

Did you bring any decent rum?

Frodo: Bilbo! I missed you in the Shire

Now my spirits are rising higher

Bilbo: Dûnadan! Why weren't you at the feast

We all missed you, to say the least

Frodo: Strider, you seem to have a lot of names

What's your real one? Don't play games

Bilbo: Aragorn, son of Arathorn, you should know

That brain of yours really needs to grow

Aragorn: Don't be hard on him, he's been through a lot

Out of him's been beaten all the snot

Sam: Beggin' your pardon sirs, but it's getting late

And you'll never get to bed while going this rate

Frodo: Good night Bilbo, I'll see you in the morning

When birds are calling and the day is dawning

A/N: Whooo! Finished at last! Oh yeah, the next chapter is going to be quite long. After all, the Council of Elrond chapter IS the longest one in the book.