HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!1 IM BAK AGAIN!!! Dis is DA LAST CHAPTERRR!! Da latest of last!! And laster than the lastest lastest last chapter that would be last ever!!! Lol I dun even noe wad im saeing!! HhahahAHAH,. I feel sho sad…..dis fic –SNIFFSOBBB- was lyk my precous babie and I luff it shooo much I hop you enjoy dis journey as much as mi!!
EPILOG
6 YEARS LATERRR!!!!1
Naruke Uchiha Estel Josh Uzumaki stared happily at the bird chipping away in the trees, "Ottosan!!' She screamed.
"Yes naruke?" A blond tall muscley man walked out. "I wanna play with mommy!"
That was when Sasuke walked in carrying a small boy. Sasuuke had long hair now and was very omwnaly (a/n even though he's like a guy but nvm HAHAHAH)
"Uh, you're getting really heavy u noe sasuto?" Sasuke grumbled grunted. While almost dropping his 2nd child. Sasuto uchiha Tezuka Hartnett Uzumaki just grinned stupidly at his ahem 'mom'.
Suddenly the bird stopped chirpig. The happy ninja family stopped wateve they were doing and stored around. Naruto groaned and went 'Oh no! Not again!" Before two gtinning children ran straight for them.
Estimmitsu Tezuka Naruto IZ Shinomoto ran straight towards Sasuto and glomped him while Kunnitel Tezuka Sasuke Gei Shinomoto ran towards Naruke who bushed upon seeing him (A/n: squee! I lust luuuuuuv 2nd gen pairings!!1! Aren't dey coooool?
"hohohoh" tezuka said, laughing (OMG he never laffs!! Usually loll.) while huggin Estel closest to him. (OMG I really wish I wuz estel!! XD but then I sort of am cos I was writing her!!!1!) 'Tats sooo sweet!1 Arent they cute, sasuke?" ne?" Estel squeeled (a/n sp?)
"anyway, we came over 2 tell u guys somethg," Tez said proudly. Estel giggled n kisss him. " I'm preggers again!!11!"
she announced
So the entire gfamily there rejoyed!! YeahHH!!!!!!!!" And then they walked off into the setting sun towards estel's mansion were they all lived. "o these 10 yrs haf bene sho GOOOD!!" Estel said as she walked handnhand with tezuka and sasuke and nartuo. "Yess1" giggled sasuke; hwo had attained a fenine air now that he was a mom of 2 beautiful bouncing babies! (who were not so baby anynmore but lol!! Isn't it so cute to see sasuke all girly-like? I tot since ever1 lyks girly naruto, I must be dif!! I tink I must be the 1st!" "Oro was not bother us fore such a long time!" we mustga scarred him silly of our twin-bladed dagers!!1"
"Why of course," naruto said fondly, but I would lyuk to see sasuke in his dress again, hoho!!"
"ROBE!!!" said saduke offensively. He mae be more girly, but he was sitill manly. Tezuka sighed at the husbandly fight. And everyone walked off into the sunset. And leaved happily eva after!!!!!1
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
……………………………………………………………….NOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Suddenly, a maelstrom of wind enveloped the group and OrOchimaru and Kabuto appeared in a glow of incandescent white, squashing Estel Cahoralla Vzischpoi Shinomoto and her posse to death because they were the bunch of most irritating, OOC Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus/Ocs to ever blight the sacred haven of ffNET.
THE END!!!!11!!1 (reeely)
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To all those that knew we were parodying from the start, congratulations! We wanted to create a fic where all the "don't's" of ffNET were played to the extreme (Mary-Sues, mpregs, spelin etc). We're glad we got so many flames, so flamers, we love you all truly. :) This project was undertaken by four people (aka ff writers with too much time) and we wanted to do a little experimenting with a parody of the worst writers on ffNET. You didn't really take this seriously, did you?
Loff! Loff! OHOHOHO LOLOLOLOLOLO!!1
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P.S. If you were taken in by our fic, FLAME US!! If you weren't, FLAME US!! Just… flame us. :D