This is My Life. Only This Isn't. Chapter 2
"Dude," said Ron.
"Dude," replied Harry.
"Dudette," replied Hermoine.
"What is going on?" asked Neville.
"Dude, like, earlier, we, like, all saw, like, Professor Snape, and, like, Professor Sprout, like, all making out, like, in the broom closet. Dude, like, gross," replied Harry.
Barfing on Neville's part
"And, right in the middle of their snogging session, Sprout said she was pregnant, and Snape said finally, they've been trying since 1987!" exclaimed Hermoine.
More Barfing
"OH FOR THE SAKE OF BADGERS!" said Harry as he fell to the floor unconscious.
And so ends chapter 2... stay tuned for the very exciting chapter 3, which will reveal more info on this little love dealio.