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Chapter 12: Fluffy's offer, again.

"Kagura!" InuYasha barked at the wind youkai, "What the hell are you doing here!?"

"Now, now, boys, I'm not here to fight." she said, using her powers to keep the Inu you kais floating in the air. "I wouldn't fight with that damn mole anyways." she muttered under her breath

"Then what the hell are you here for!?" InuYasha, now losing his temper, yelled at her.

"Relax little puppy, I'm just here to talk, and if you agree to my little offer, I'll even take you away from that big scary demon."

"So!? What's the deal!? Are you gonna talk or just let us hover here forever!?" Inu, finally breaking his silence, shouted.

"Wow, another one… you're going to have a tough time with those two, Kaome, they'll be fighting over you every time you turn around." she mused.

"Just shut up and talk already!!" Both Inu's shouted at once.

"Well, boys, you're contradicting yourself there, now aren't you? Do you want me to talk or not?" she said, perfectly calm facing her impending doom.

"Tell us what you want!" Kagome yelled suddenly, surprising everyone, including the wind demon, who dropped her spell for a moment, letting everyone fall.

"Sorry about that, really I am, but if she wouldn't have yelled like that, it wouldn't have happened."

"Hey! Don't blame this on me!" a muffled Kagome said, her face was buried in InuYasha's chest, and Inu was on top of her. (Just imagine that! A dog and Miko sandwich! Oooh Hentai thoughts slap all better now.)

"In any case, I've come here to offer you a deal from dear Sesshomaru."

"Dear?" Kagome asked, no longer 'encumbered'

"Yeah, they're married, there was this big celebration, and Fluffy even invited me, needless to say, Naraku was not happy. Of course, it was all an act to get to me." InuYasha explained, acting so prideful everyone else sweatdrops.

"You know, the whole world doesn't revolve around you, and in any case, I'm here in regards to his, meaning Sesshomaru's, offer, I can get you out of this, and take you back to his castle, in return for…"

"Oh no, here it comes, what do you want?" Inu said skeptically.

"In return for… sigh…for you to promise that you must never curse in front of Rin again. Animefall

"And why should I?" InuYasha smirked.

"Well, because if you don't, I put you back down with him," she pointed at the mole, "and also, he says he'll cause serious bodily harm to you if you don't, so, do you agree?" InuYasha knew he could take a stupid mole, but he was also aware that if he did fight, the frail girl close to him may get hurt, and he didn't want to lose her again to anything, so soon after finding her, and especially not for anything so petty as not cursing in front of his niece.

"Okay, okay, I'll agree to your terms, no matter how stupid they are, but I have to ask a few things, he must have bow and arrows made and ready for Kagome by nightfall, and have clothes made, too. Also he must warn every demon not to do anything to harm her."

"Sure, why would he not? But you'd better get on quick," she patted the giant feather, "Naraku's bound to have sent someone after me by now." They all jumped, or floated, rather, on to the feather, and, although everyone was still wary of Kagura, they headed off to the west.

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