THE WWE our WAY BY DEATH_FLY AND VIOLENT SORROW Disclaimer: we do not own the wwe (it'd be a hoot if we did DOWN WITH PAUL HEYMAN) we only lay claim to Mark Mcmahon, Robyn Jess and Darkness Jess

Dedication: we dedicate this story (all chapters) to Stu Hart, Gilbert Moore and Michael Lockwood.all who in one way or another have left thei mark on the business forever RAW

It was a monday night in Detroit Michigan and RAW was just starting the cameras looked around the arena at all the screaming fans it was deffening.

Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler where sat at the announce table just below the Upper ramp area and there was an amazing atmosphere in the air.

All of sudden the fans all looked up at the titantron and the cameras where focused on a limo that had just arrived at the, at first all you could see was a pair of shiny black shoes Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler thought it was Vince Mcmahon but it wasn't.

A tall dark haired bloke walked out of the limo and approached the backstage area and towards the ringside some music started and the fans all stopped and stared as STONESOUR'S BOTHER started playing.

The person casually walked down to the ramp towards the ring and stopped at the stairs next to the ring started to walk up them.

Once in the ring he asked for a microphone and just stared at the fans he started talking and stated the reason he was here

" I am here with good news for all the fans of the WWE and the staff and the wrestlers Vince Mcmahon is no longer the owner of the WWE i am i decided to buy out my father and i did it succesfully unlike all the others before me and from now on Vince is out of here". from under the great titron screen the tag team champions la resistance moved, walking down towards the ring, the leader of the pair, sylan grenier held a microphone to his mouth

"excuse me mesiour, but what are you saying? zat mesiour bischoff is out of a job?" he asked " First of all how rude could i be i didn,t even introduce myself i am Mark the eldest offspring of Vince Mcmahon sometimes i wish i wasn't anyway that's another story for another day and to answer your query Sylvan yes Eric is keeping his job".

All the fans in the arena started booing Mark's decision but Mark stared out at the crowd and then looked at La Resistance and said

" Yes that might bring a smile to your faces but Stone Cold Steve Austin is also keeping his job".

" Yes i have also decided on the Smackdown situation".

Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler looked at each other momenterally and siad to each other "what situation".

The camera's where now foicused on Mark Mcmahon and he stood there

"my big announcements about Smackdown are Stephanie will keep her job Sable will wrestle and not be Stephanie's assistant instead Shane Mcmahon will be a Co-General Manager with her to even the odds on both shows".

" Stone Cold if you want to wrestle again these are the stipulations you can wrestle and be Co-General Manager at the same time but the wrestling contract will have stipulations you can wrestle where and when you want and i will get you hospital treatment if you get injuried but the company is not liable to any compensaionary inquires".

" I have also took the libarty of reinstating Lita and guess what Eric, Stone Cold, Stephanie and Shane none of you can fire anyone if you want to hire anyone you have to consult me, you can make what ever match you want and that sort of stuff".

" Right im bored how about just for all you fans Rob Van Dam here tonight in Detroit Michigan will face Lance Storm and also Rodney Mac will face Christian for the Intercontinental Title in a street Fight".

" Arivour, Couw and goodnight ".

As Mark Mcmhaon walks out of the ring he says to La resistance "your sevices are not required for tonight lads you have the night off since you have defended your titles every week so far".

Mark Mcmahon walks up the ramp out to the backstage area of the arena. The crowd still cheering from when Mark McMahon was out at the ring then the announcer starts " Hailing from Calgary, Alberta Canada weighing in at 240 Pounds LANCE STORM, Lance Storm's music starts and the crowd start chanting BOORING Lance looks around in disguist and carries on walking down the ring drapst over his shoulder lay the canadian flag as soon as Lance was in the ring Rob Van dam's music started playing and all the fans where on their feet shouting as loud as they can and as he got to the bottom of the ramp he raised his arms and the crowd started roaring RVD, RVD, RVD "Hailing from Battle Creek Michigan weighing in at 220 Pounds ROB VAN DAM he approached the ring and the music cut off.

The referee signelled for the match to start at first they both went for the Coller Elbow Tie Up and Rob Van Dam was quick enough to get down and sweep the legs of Lance Storm with a back sweep whilst on the canvourse Rob Van Dam does a quick Leg Drop, Rob Van Dam then helps Lance to his feet and wips him in to the ropes and tries to do a clothesline but Lance ducks and Spinning Back Heel Kicks Rob Van Dam in the face.

Whilst Rob Van Dam is on the canvourse Lance attempts to do the Sharpshooter but RVD quickly capotalises by inside cradling him and the referee got down The crowd and referee start to say " ONE.......TWO....." and before RVD could get the three Lance had kicked out and Lance was slowley getting to his feet and RVD boots Lance into the chest and then signals for the Five Star Frog Splash RVD jumps up onto the top rope and slowley moves to the right direction and raises his arms and shouts" RVD" then delivers the five Star Frog Splash after he holds his chest and crawls over to Lance and covers him the referee gets down and counts " ONE......TWO.......THREE". RVD had won the match the announcer starts by saying " And Your Winner Is Rob Van Dam".

Rob Van Dam gets up on the middle rope and starts showing off and then goes up the ramp to the backstage area. Meanwhile, Backstage, Kane was picking up the peices of yet another broken mirror in his makeshift dressing room when the hurricane leapt in through the door

"the air space here in michigan is hell for a hero like me, whas up wid dat? ." he mused, Kane groaned a reply, Hurricane dropped his arms to his sides, it seemd to him as if his monsterous friend wasn't happy that they had been teamed up once again

"do not fear citizen kane, it is a super-hero's job to help people in distress such as yourself." at hurricanes word Kane lurched forwards,

just as kane was about to chokeslam hurricane onto the tiled floor below coach opened the door

"excuse me, excuse me, Kane, Kane, good news, mcmahon says your allowed to wear your mask tonight."

at this kane relaxed allowing hurricane to struggle free

"holy heartfaliure citizen kane, get ahold of yourself, the hurricane is your friend not your enemy." and with that the green clad super-hero would be leapt past coach and 'flew' off towards the parking lot

the crowd still rocking from the Kane, Hurricane ordeal suddenly errupted when Val Venis music started he walked flamboyently down to the ring and up to the ring the announcer started to talk " Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 245 Pounds VAL VENIS"

After the ring announcer had finished Val Venis asked for the microphone and started saying to the crowd " Hello Ladies " whilst doing this he unravelled his towel form around his waist and gave the microphone bcak to the ring announcer Lillian Garcia then Goldust's music started once again the crowd got to there feet with dispare and Lillian started to say " And his tag team partner Hailing From Hollywood California weighing in at 250 Pounds GOLDUST ".

Goldust walked into the ring and unrobed himself as soon as Val Venis and Goldust looked at each other Maven's music started " And there apponents first introducing weighing in at 230 Pounds MAVEN".

Maven casually walks down to the ring and steps inside. Then the crowd made the loudest noise out of the lot as soon as Booker.T.'s music came on he stood at the topof the ramp and stopped and lent to his left and bounced up and flames appeared from the top of the ramp whilst this was happening lillian Garcia announced " Hailing From Houston, Texas weighing in at 250 Pounds BOOKER.T. and he slowley started walking down towards the ring as soon as the two teams were in the ring Maven and Goldust stod outside the ring for there respective teams and left Booker.T. and Val Venis to square off in the ring.

Booker.T. and Val Venis have the same idea and go to Coller Elbow Tie Up but Val Venis ducks under Booker.T.'s arms and gets him in a Reverse Bare Hug, Booker.T. escapes and wips Val Venis into the ropes and drops to the floor and Val Venis steps over him, Booker.T. then gets up and Roundhouse Kicks Val Venis, Val Venis is a bit shook up by this goes to his corner and tags Goldust in. Goldust runs at Booker.T. but Booker.T. ducks and runs into Maven's boot and Booker.T. tags in Maven. Mavens starts forearming Goldust to the head and then pulls him out of the corner and rolls Goldust up into a small package the referee gets down and starts to count " ONE........TWO.....". Jerry Lawler whilst commentating on the match says " That was a slow count wasn't it". Jim Ross replies with Yes it was King". Maven grabs Goldust's head and drags him to his feet and tags im Booker.T., Goldust is bent over and Booker.T. does the scissor kick and then whilst Booker.T. pins Goldust, Maven comes in and puches Val Venis off the apron the referee gets down and counts " ONE......TWO.......THREE". " And here are you winners the team of Booket.T. and Maven as this is said Booker.T. and Maven celebrate there win in the ring and start walking towards the backstage area. Jim Ross says at the commentators Table " Comin Up Next Is A Triple Treat Match Between Steven Richards, Christopher Nowinski and Rosey From 3 Minute Warning". as the lights came back on in the arena Lilan garcia prepared to announce the next match "the next match, is scheduled for one fall and it is a triple threat match, introducing first..." as rosie & jamals 'three minutes' music started the crowd broke into boo chants, jamal trundled down towards the ring looking as maungy as usual, once he was inside the ring lillian turned towards the ramp once again "making his way to the ring, the ONLY harvard graduate in the wwe, being acomapied by Jazz, weighing in at 270 pounds....christopher nowinski." with nowinski fixing his mask at the side of the ring lilan introduced the final opponent in the triple threat match "hailing from Walingford coneticut, weighing in at 220 pounds being acompained by victoria....steven richards!" at the top of the ramp Steven waitied until his entrance music passed 'i'll show you, you'll see' he was, as always stood with his hands in an almost prayer like position, leaving victoria to walk by herself he broke into a run he rushed into the ring before the first bell had even rung steven richards had steven kicked rosey, into the turnbuckle, turning towards the ramp whered nowinski was still fixing his mask into place steven challenged him to step into the ring, but as nowinski was clambering over the ropes from out of the crowd leapt D-von and Bubba ray dudley, not looking to pleased, skidding under the drapes of the ring d-von pulled out a table, with the crowd behind them the brothers pulled nowisnki from the apron and proceeded to 3-d him through the wooden table, steven was bermused, he didn't know what to do, victoria, who had moved to his side almost imediatly when the dudleys had appeared tugged at her hair manicaly, with one hand and thrust steven over towards rosey with the other, with nothing left to do but capitolise on his situation steven heaved the great mamoth rosey into the middle of the ring, the first bell finally rang but with rosey grogy from the steven kick and nowinski out only steven was left standing, grabbing rosey by the ankles steven applied all the strength he had left in his body to spin the great man around and around before releasing him, rosey once again landed head first against the turnbuckle, victoria moved from stevens side of the ring while steven was celebrating and dragged the unconsious rosey into the centre of the ring, dropping to the floor steven richards hooked up both or roseys legs as the reft clambered into the ring "1...2...3" the ref cried, as victoria moved to his side steven released rosey and wrapped his arms around victorias legs "your next gail." victoria mouthed at the cameras." Backstage in their dressing room Rico in nothing but lilac trousers and Miss Jackie were locked in a passionate kiss when out of the corner of his eye through the mirroir infront of him rico spied Randy orton advancing on him with a steel chair, turning quickly rico pushed miss jackie into a chair behind her and spun to meet whatever punishment randy had to dish out, ducking the first swing with the steel chair rico leant forwards and kissed randy full force on the lips, pulling back he grabbed his lilac lepord print shirt and pushed randy out the door "save it for the ring randy!" he demanded vivasiously dropping the steel chair, Randy, still bewildered from rico's kiss stumbled into mr bischoffs office where he found H pinning mr bischoff against the wall, H, dropping mr bischoff , turned to the youngest member of evolution "He kissed me!" Randy spluttered collapsing into a chair "he what!" he exclaimed, randy had no intention of repeating himself, and he didn't need to, turning back from randy, H stared down at mr bischoff "rico is queer!" he demanded, mr bischoff shrugged "no ones perfect triple h, not even you." that was the wrong thing to say, but H let it drop "i won't rearrange your face if you call off this match!" he demanded, mr bischoff shook his head "take it out on him, not me!" he demanded. *////* minuets later Randy stood in the ring facing off with Rico, now fully dressed, rico had skipped down the ramp with miss jackie at his side and was now half teasing half threatening to kiss randy again, randy, who had no intention of re-living ricos' lips took two steps forwards towards rico and superkicked him, Rico staggered back towards the turnbuckle beside where miss jackie was stood "go rico!" she exclaimed trying to boost his spirit, rico wasn't done yet, pulling himself together he lurched back towards randy and grappled him to his knees before, infront of the entire michigan crowd kissing him once again, leaping back to his feet randy moved away, just like rico had anticipated, throwing off his jacket rico roundhouse kicked randy in the jaw "looks over braun any day!" he chortled, pulling randys feet from under him in the centre of the ring rico hooked him for the count, the ref, who had been a victim of a miss aimed rico kiss at the start of the match scrambled into the ring, and , along with miss jackie counted "1...2...3" Rico got to his feet and dusted himself off, standing, legs open, he celebrated his victory in true 'raining' rico style, eskimo kissing miss jackie. Backstage seeing the humiliating defeat of their young protage, Randy Orton, Ric Flair and Triple H were fully psyced for their matchs, knowing he was up next 'the nature boy' draped his long red sequined gown over himself and marched out to beneath the titron *///* Lillian Garcia cleared her throat "the next match, scheduled for one fall, introducing first from charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 243 pounds, the Nature Boy.... Ric flair!" by the time rics music had started he was already half way down to the ring "get on with it." he hissed at the cameras, shrugging lillian turned to the titron as ric clambered into the ring, disrobed and jigged about "and his opponent from san antonio texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, the heart break kid...Shawn micheals" as the pyros shot up behind shawn micheals Ric flair lurched out of the ring, not giving hbk time to show off, clotheslining hbk Ric flair took hold of 'the heart break kids' hair and heaved him down and into the ring, hooking hbk's right leg onto the rope flair began stamping on his already weak ankle, taking hbk by the ankle ric pulled him into the centre of the ring, but before he could lock in the figure four leg lock... Randy orton, furious and humiliated came careering into the arena waving a already battered steel chair, leaping into the ring, swinging it above his head he slammed it down across shawns Seeing this act of pure mosterism the ref signalled for the bell to be rung, but this didn't stop randy from venting his frustration on hbk, seeing randy was taking his light ric joined in, the match was lost but his chance at redemption for the previous week was not Backstage Steven was knelt with his arms wrapped around victorias waist, victoria, pulling her hands through her hair screeched highly as Gail kim walked by her towards the ramp "i'll get yo gail kim, for what happened last week when you threw me out of the ring." Gail just shrugged "whatever you say victoria, but you know no one can beat me." *///* minuets later out in the ring, the womens champion, gail kim stood waiting for victoria to 'get her' at the top of the ramp the 'psyco bitch' victoria stood beside her boyfriend "no stevie babe, you stay back here, this is girls stuff." she droned to him like a master to a dog, steven nodded and slunk backstage obidiently. once down at ringside victoria slipped under the ropes, but didn't advance on gail, she stood facing off with the womens champ pulling her hands through her firey red and black hair giving gail such a manic stare that it shook the champion down to her core, as soon as the bell rang victoria snapped out of her daze and the two divas lurched at each other feline style, at first it seemed victoria's threat was nothing but smoke as gail hurricurana'd victoria knocking her to the floor, but while on the floor victoria managed to unbalanced the womens champion, pullinger herself to gails head she began pulling at the champions hair, gail kim blocked as best she could but the divas backstage had warned her, victoria was not the normalis of women competitors victorias manic style matched gails move for move, and victoria almost suceeded in taking the title in an instance with a well exicuted handspring kick, but gail managed to kick out after a 2 count, and again the math seemed to swing gails way, until in the split second it took gail to balance on the top rope victoria exicuted a three handspring kick, taking gails head in a pincer-like manover the psyco bitch of the wwe rolled her opponent up as the ref moved to them "1...2...3!" The ref counted, as the ref was handing victoria the title she snatched it from his hands and begun hugging and kissing the belt as if it was a child that had wandered away from its mother and been returned, turning to the ramp she saw steven waiting under the titron and raced to him, not giving the ref chance to raise her hand "its mine again!" she cried to him as he leapt into her arms. Backstage Test and Jericho where sat either side of christian, who was sat hugging the intercontinental title "christian calm down, your acting like an american." test moaned at his fellow canadian, but christian was having none of it "test, you don't understand, you've never been a true champion." this didn't sit well with test or with chris, jericho turned round and slapped his friend full force in the mouth "get a grip christian, tests a champion, your a champion, i'm a champion, for god sake, we're canadian." test nodded "and come on, if little spike can sleeper him, it'll be a walk in the park for a 'champion' like yourself." test said sarcastically as he and jericho got to their feet, christian leapt to his own with renewed zeal "your right test." he said "now get out their and teach that freak and his wana be super hero friend a lesson. *///* under the ark beside the titron the hurricane and kane were met by terrie, at first glance it seemed to terring that kane was patting hurricane on the chest but as she got closer she saw that kane had gagged the hurricane with a red gag, "err kane?" she asked, but kane didn't seem in a chatty mood. "hurricane, are you alright?" she asked turning to him, from under the gag a muffled sound creeped that, to terrie sounded like 'im hurri-cool erril.' she shrugged, leaping behind kane as test strode by towards the ramp *///* "the next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match." lillian garcia cried "making his way to the ring weighing in at 282 pounds from Toronto canada.....Test!" She continiued, halfway down to the ring test stopped, throwing his hands up into the air two fingering the crowd he set off three strips of fireworks, turning he waiting on the ramp for his partner "his partner from winnipeg canada.... chris jericho!" chris came bounding out from under the titron with the canadian flag draped around his shoulders as the canadian cohorts clambered into the ring their smallest opponents music began "STANT BACK, THERES A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH." it repeated as the hurricane raced down to the ring, stopping every now and then in a 'hurri- hero' pose, the gag no longer in his mouth but tied around his lead like a bandana, without waiting for kane the hurricane began circling the ring dodging swings from both test and jericho "his partner, weighing in at 326....Kane!" turning from his circles of the ring hurricane watched as the monster that was to be his partner made his way down to the ring, storming into the ring he craining his arm back as if to threaten test who yawned and ducked under the ropes, kane moved out of the ring then too, as Hurricane slid under them like the hero he was supposed to be, circling each other the two opponents then locked in a test of strength, which, with his height advantage jericho won, with a swift low blow manouver jericho managed to collpased the hurricanes knees from under him and set him up for the walls of jericho, when suddenly the hurricane managed to kick out, using the ropes Hurricane tried in vein to pull himself back onto a vertical base, he was about to let his side down, no matter how evil kane was to others and to him, jericho and test formed a more dastardly duo of vile villans, which made hurricane sick to the pit of his stomach releasing the ropes the hurricane began to furiously chop at jericho's chest, jericho returned the chops and the two battled back and forth between their sides until finally jericho managed to back away and tag test, with the swiftness he was known for the hurricane tried to jump-tag kane but was caught in mid air when test applied his signature move the 'big boot' to the chest of the hurricane, but as his scrawny partner fell to the canvas kane grabbed the hurricanes cloak which he had neglected to remove and tagged himself in est moved forwards with a swift left hook which seemed to bounce straight off of the 'big red machine' Kane returned the move by knoking test to his knees seeing his partner felled so easily jericho lunged back into the ring but was sent flying by a swift right hook from kane, regaining his balance test lunged at test who sidestepped, test consequently fell beside the hurricane, who was only just recovering from tests boot, clamering to the top rope the hurricane applied all the strength he had left and lunged at test with a off rope choke slam, leaping over the ropes clutching his chest the hurricane watched as the ref, dazed from the stumbling jericho counted "1..2..!" but three never came, jericho, who had stumbled out of the ring, had recovered the steel chair which randy orton had dropped earlier and had applied it to the back of the referee's head seeing the dastardly deed that jericho had commited the hurricane had a hurri-brainstorm, clambering back into the ring he reared back with his right hand and waited till jericho turned towards him, clamping his hand around jericho's throat he waited till kane had heaved test of the ground, and together the two old tag team champions used what the hurricane called hurri-twi power, duo choke slamming the canadian team to the matt, seeing the ref recovering the hurricane leapt over the rope and watched with baited breath as he counted "1...2...3" they had won, but kane didn't seem to care, pushing the ropes down he heaved himself over them and out of the ring, the hurricane moved to stop him but kane spun and once again threatened to chokeslam the hero if he tried to stop kane from being himself, seeing he would get no sense out of kane the hurricane leapt back into the ring and begun celebrating with the fans backstage through jericho and tests match christian had been bouncing about preparing for his match, as his sore and beaten friend limped back to his side Christian was still full of life, the motivational speach jericho had given him seemed to have worked, turning to his friends he said "better get going boyz." before ehading out of their locker room and dwon towards the ring, the last thing he heard from them was test muttering "h'es dead meat." and chris's reply "good luck, your gonna been it christian." but he didn't care, he knew they were only sore from their own loss, but he wasn't them, he had fended off worse from his old mentor ddp than he'd seem from rodney mac, but there was always that feeling in the back of his mind, the feeling that this could be the night when the old christian would rear his ugly head, the loser, the man who was always second best to his 'handsomer, smarter, stronger, fan favorite' brother edge As the crowd was rocked by the intense match before Rodney Mac's music started and the crowd immediatley started booing and jeering and Rodney mac accompanied by Theodore Long came from behind the curtain and Lillan Garcia announced " Hailing From New Orleans weighing in at 260 pounds and being acommpanied by Theodore Long ......RODNEY MAC as soon as Lillian had introduced Rodney Mac it wasn't long before Rodney and Theodore was in the ring and Theodore had his hands on a microphone "Let me holla at ya playa, ya see tonite my man Rodney Mac is going to kick that white boy's butt, see Christian he mybe a white boy but tonite your gonna see black and then your gonna back the mac believe that". As Theodore Long finishes talking on the microphone Christian's music hits and the crowd just like for Rodney Mac they boo and jeer. Lillian starts to announce " Hailing From Toronto, Ontario Canada, weighing in at 215 Pounds....... Christian As Christian is walking down the ramp he has a massive smurk on his face whilst kissing his Intercontinental Title. He gets in to the ring. At the commentators Table Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are talking about Christian kissing his title belt they belive he is kissing his title belt goodbye. The two competitors stand in the ring and stare at each other and the referee signals for the bell to ring and Rodney and Christian lock up Rodney shoves Christian by using more upper body strength. Christian lands on the canvas and looks up at Rodney. Rodney is getting out of the ring he goes to the time keepers table and shoves him off of his chair and throws it into the ring then goes to the side of the ring and lifts up the drape and finds a Trash Can, table and other things and decides to chuck them all into the ring but Rodney doesn't see that Christian is back up to his feet and Christian has picked up a steel Chair. Rodney does not look up he decides to get into the ring by the time he looks up Christian has swung the chair over his shoulder and it is going towards his head. Christian picks up the trash can and starts to hit Rodney Mac over the head several times with it. Theodore Long decides to stand on the ring apron and Christian looks at him and decides to hit Theodore over the head with the trash can as well. Whilst Christian is preoccupied by Theodore Long, Rodney Mac takes advantage by sneaking up behind Christian and applying the black out, the referee lifts Chrisitan's arm three times and the bell rings Rodney Mac has been announced the new Intercontinental Champion and Rodney Mac picks up his newly won Intercontinental Belt and also picks up Theodore Long up at the same time and walks out. Christian stands there in the middle of the ring distroight after losing his precious title. Christian woofully walks back to the backstage area with the fans laughing him. Backstage Just after Chrisitan's title defeat, Test, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm and christian are all in the same locker room on about americans conspiracising against them Test and Chris Jericho talking about being " Screwed by The Hurricane and Kane. Lance Storm on about how he got "screwed" in his match with Rob Van Dam and Christian on about himself been " Screwed " out of his title in his match with Rodney Mac". As soon as they stop talking about being " Screwed " Scott Steiner walks past the locker room door and Test gets really annoyed and vows to get his own back on Scott Steiner by any means necessary. Lillan Garcia starts to announce the next match. " Hailing From Michigan weighing in at 255 being accompained by Stacey Keibler........Scott Steiner". His music starts and all the fans are on their feet from behind the curtain Scott Steiner and Stacey Keibler appear and start walking down to the ring as Stacey Keibler gets into the ring she gets in slowley to show off her long legs and as sonn as Scott is in the ring he starts to lift his arm up to his mouth and kisses his bisepes. The crowd go quite for a momentery second and Kevin Nash's music starts up and the fans once again get on their feet and then Lillian Garcia introduces him. " Weighing in at 325 Pounds.......Kevin Nash Once in the ring the two stared at each other and then Stacey got out of the ring and the referee signalled for the bell to ring Kevin Nash from the start, started to punch and forearm Scott Steiner to the head and Scott like wise to Kevin to and throw then Kevin started to Knee Scott in his abdomon and shoving him into the corner and started using his knee andf fist on Scott Steiner and wearing him down until he eventually went to the canvas Kevin then looked around at the crowd for a bit. Giving Scoot some time to get back to his feet and think of a different game plan Kevin then picked Scott up and used the patinant Sanke Eyes move on Steiner. Scott didn't know where he was Kevin was just about to use the Jack Kife Power Bomb on Steiner then Triple H came out of the crowd and hit Kevin Nash in the back of the head with a Sledge Hammer. Scott Steiner could not be disqualified because it was a no diqualification match Steiner went for the cover when Triple H had gone back through the crowd in which he had come from as Steiner tried to cover Kevin Nash, Test came out and Pump Handle Slammed Scott Steiner then Test left the ringside. By now both wrest;ers where on the canvas out for the count then there seemed to be abit of life in Kevin Nash as he struggled to crawl over to Scott Steiner's body and cover him the referee got down and counted 1.....2........3 Lillian Garcia then announced Kevin Nash the winner of the match. After a few minutes Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner got back to their feet and shook hands then walked out to the backstage area. *Backstage* Triple H, Randy Orton and Ric Flair are all in the same locker room and Randy Orton is still fuming about being kissed by Rico early on in the night and also losing to Rico in a one on one match whilst Ric Flair is moaning at Randy Orton about him intefering in his match saying that he would liked to of beaten Shawn Michaels on his own. Mean while Triple H turns around to them and says " Will you two shut up i have a big match next and you two can't interfere and i am against Goldberg not the easiest of people to defend your title against ". The crowd still roaring after the last match simmer down for split second until Goldberg's music starts up. Lillian Garcia announces weighing in at 283 pounds......Goldberg the fans errupte and goldberg stands in the middle of the pyros and then makes his way to the ring whilst in the ring Triple H's music started. The fans cheered, Booed and Jeered they didn't knoe what to do Triple H stood at the top of the ramp way and poored water on his head and then made his way down to the ring then onthe ring apron he put water in his mouth and spat it out into the crowd then entered the ring. Goldberg and Triple H stard each other down and Triple H gave the belt to the referee and the referee showed Goldberg the tile belt and then gave it to Lillian Garcia and then the referee signalled for the bell to ring and the match was on the way. Triple H went straight for Goldberg and Goldberg saw it coming straight away and Goldberg Clotheslined Tripl H to the canvas, Triple H got stright back up and Goldberg Clotheslined him again and then once again Triple H still got back up then Triple H ran into the ropes and produced a knee drop and Goldberg didn't got down but he was fased abit then Triple H tried it again but Goldberg saw it coming and Clotheslined him once again. Goldberg then picked Triple H up and wiped him in to the corner and started to punch and kick the champion down to the canvas below him picked him back up and started driving his shoulder into the abdomon of Triple H then decided to wait for Triple H to get back up and position him for the spear as soon as Triple H was up again Goldberg went for the spear but to only run straight into the ring post. Triple H fell to the canvas in exghuistion and Goldberg was rapped around the ring post triple H got back to his feet and started to assault Goldberg with everything he had first he Knee Dropped him, Punched him, Kicked him and then tried for the Pedigree but Goldberg flipped Triple H over his back and onto the canvas Goldberg got back up and waited for triple H to Get back up and then speared him.

After that Goldberg picked Triple H up by his hair and positioned him for the Jack Hammer and he pulled it off. Goldberg covered Triple H The referee got down and counted 1......2......3 Lillian Garcia then stated the following " And your winner and your new Heveyweight Champion ......... GOLDBERG". Goldberg started to walk around the ring with his newly won title celebrating and then the camera's went down.

SMACKDOWN

Smackdown had just started the fireworks start off and Michael Cole and Tazz introduce the night. As soon that was over the music of Mark McMahon started and the fans where on their feet and Mark McMahon walked out to the ring and stepped through the ropes and asked for a microphone and got one. Mark McMahon started talking " I am here yes here on Smackdown and as most of you heard on Raw Stephanie McMahon is keeping her job and Sable is no longer her personal assistant but good news for Smackdown...Shane McMahon is the new co-general manager the reason for this is that Shane deserves a new chance and also to even the odds with Raw having two General Managers". " And on to another story I have managed to sign the daughter of a former WCW women's star ...Robyn Jess this is a great honour to introduce her to you". As soon as Mark had said this Tourniquet by Evanescence started playing and a young women wearing Nidia style jeans and a T-Shirt with North Carolina printed across the chest area. Robyn did a little twirl for the wwe fans to see what she looked like, Clambering onto the second rope she waved at the crowd and at the folks at home, turning back to mark McMahon she smiled sweetly After taking the offered mic from his hand she turned towards the ramp, Robyn Jess, was a pretty young girl at about 6ft with long brown hair that trickled over her shoulders in tressels, she was as eye catching as her fellow divas "Hi everyone, its great to finally be here in a wwe ring, it is a life long dream come true, it is also good to be here in Michigan, where, if memory serves, my mother first won the women's title in the wcw." turning to mark she continued "Mark, I didn't think I'd get here under your fathers rule, but with you in charge I'm sure things will be smoother for rookies like me." Turning back towards the ramp she looked up at the great titron and waved "To all my fellow smackdown wrestlers, all I can say is, look out, Shannon, matt and Sean aren't the only North Carolina star anymore." Turning she blew a kiss at Michael cole and pulled her tongue out at tazz After Robyn pulls her tongue out at Tazz she shakes hands with Mark and they leave the ring together and as they go up the ramp they turn to each other and they kiss full on and walk to the backstage. Michael Cole and Tazz at the commentators table and they are talking about Mark and Robyn kissing. Tony Chippleway starts to announce " And are next match will be for the Cruiserweight Title Introducing first hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 215 pounds...Christian". As soon as Christian's music starts the fans don't know what to do everybody thought Christian was on Raw but it seemed not. Christian gets to the ring and asks for the microphone and Tony hands him the microphone " The reason I am here is to win the Cruiserweight Title from Rey Mysterio and to show all my peeps that can win any title I want". As Christian finishes talking Rey Mysterio's music starts and the crowd erupts and he starts walking to the ring and jumps over the top rope the referee asks for the title and then shows Christian the title. The referee then signals for the bell to ring as soon as it had Christian went straight for Rey Mysterio and Rey Mysterio ducks bounces off the ropes and high cross bodies him this takes down Christian, Christian manages to get to his feet and starts kicking and punching Rey Mysterio, Rey goes down to the floor and Christian capitalises on the wore down Rey Mysterio he picks up Rey Mysterio and calls for the unprettier and manages to pull it off and gets down to cover and the referee gets down to count 1.... 2...3 Tony starts to announce " and here is your winner and your new Cruiserweight Champion.....Christian And as this announced Christian is jumping up and down around the ring and starts to walk back up the ramp towards the backstage area whilst kissing the title. Backstage Having split from mark to let him get on with running the wwe, Robyn ventured down towards the lockers, hoping to catch one or two of her fellow smackdown stars, 'Hopefully,' she thought to herself "Sean o hare, Shannon Moore or matt hardy...." the thought of coming face to face with matt hardy caused her to shudder a little, compared to the other two nc stars he was the greatest, and her idol, to boot, *////* Back ringside Tony was announcing the next match "The next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 248 pounds, from west Newbury Massachusetts... John Cena...." as john's music started up the crowed almost instantly started to chant 'Cena sucks' Once ringside, as was his trademark, Cena went for a mic, waiting, momentarily for the crowds jeers to simmer he began to rap, every now and then calling on Michael coles insults to give himself a rap boost, ending the rap with his horn gesture 'word life' he turned and watched as the announcer called in his opponent "...Weighing in at 181 pounds, from Olympia Washington... spanky." Spanky burst from under the titron like a bullet from a gun, but his haste was mid way down the ramp by a flying mic from Cena, it was a new low for the thuganomix master, but it bought him enough time to throw off his baby blue jacket and crouch ready to wrestle the young fire cracker, Leaping into the ring after being momentarily stunned spanky went straight for cena's throat with a clothesline, but Cena leapt over spankys arm with easy, whipping off the ropes Cena reversed spankys own attempt back on him, just as the young star was about to super kick him in the back, with spanky on his back Cena heaved the cruiserweight onto his shoulders, everyone in the crowd couldn't believe Cena was attempting his finisher so soon "This kid gets more cocky every week tazz." cole commented, but Cena surprised the arena by back body dropping spanky over the ropes and onto the wires on the floor below, climbing onto the apron Cena elbow dropped spanky dead in the centre of his spine causing the young man to convulse under the pressure, heaving spanky up, Cena tossed him with strange ease back into the ring just as the ref was counting them out Groggy from cena's quick executed moves spanky barley made it to his feet, Cena stood before the young man trash talking him, demanding that he was unseeable, spanky managed to merely right chop cena's chest before being swept back into the air, this was it, the closing moments, high from his own confidence john raised spanky a little higher than he did most he set up for the FU, before dropping and covering the lime green shorted kid for the 1 2 3. "Here is your winner.... john Cena!" Tony cried, Cena waved his right fist in front of his face crying that he was unseeable. Backstage Minuets later, backstage, Spanky was met near the cafeteria by Robyn jess "Nice try tonight Brian." she commented, Brain smiled, almost collapsing before her, where he stood he was amazed when she managed to take his weight with only one arm, thrusting him into the chair behind him she sat beside him "So... how's life for a rookie on smackdown? I'm dying to know?" *///* As the crowd didn't know what to think of the last match Chris Benoit's music started the fans erupted Tony started to announce " Hailing Form Edmonton, Alberta, Canada weighing in at 229 pounds ... Chris Benoit". Chris Benoit started walking down the ramp towards the ring and started to get into the ring as soon as he had made his way into the ring The Undertaker's music started and the fans once again erupted and it was defining. The Undertaker appeared at the top of the ramp on his Motorcycle and started to ride down the ramp towards the ring and circled it slowly afterwards he parked it next to the ramp and slowly made his way up the steps and into the ring once in the ring the referee signalled for the bell to start the match. The Undertaker and Chris Benoit both went for Collar Elbow Tie Up and The Undertaker pushed Chris Benoit down to the canvas by using more upper body strength Chris Benoit quickly got back up to his feet and they both went for the Collar Elbow Tie Up again but Chris Benoit was wiser this time again and ducked under The Undertaker's arms and applied the Reverse Bear Hug which seemed to wear down The Undertaker and hurt his back. The Undertaker started to Reverse Back Elbow Chris Benoit to the head and Chris Benoit released the hold and the Undertaker started to Knee Benoit to the midsection and started punching Benoit to the head, Benoit fell to the canvas and was holding his ribs in agony The Undertaker picked Benoit up and grabbed his arm and started to move up the turnbuckles and walked across the ropes and dropped down on Benoit's arm. The Undertaker went to pick up Benoit and delivered the Choke slam to Benoit and picked him up once again the put Benoit between his legs and picked him up for the Last Ride. The Undertaker got down to cover Chris Benoit and the referee got down as well and counted 1.... 2.... 3 Tony started announce " And here is your winner ... The Undertaker".

The Undertaker after the match walked around the ring for a bit then got back on his motorcycle and rid up to the top of the ramp and stopped and raised his arm and rode off. Backstage As Robyn sat talking with Brian who was slowly shaking off the haze of his match, she didn't notice three of the other four smackdown divas approaching then until they were stood towering over her and Bryan "Robyn Jess?" dawn Marie asked, her eyes moving every now and then to the three divas around her, Robyn got to her feet "Yeah, that's me dawn Marie." she said, sable smiled "The answer is yes, my deary, you don't want to sound like Nidia do you." she said taking Robyns hand "Where are you taking me?" Robyn demanded as she was pulled to her feet "Your gonna get introduced to the fans, diva style, and help your fellow diva's in the process." sable explained as she closed the dressing room door behind the four of them, *////* Ringside Josh Mathews, was stood centre ring looking bemused and afraid, he had been pulled from the cafeteria about the same time as Robyn, by torrie Wilson and Billy gunn who had told him that torrie needed someone fair to judge the up-coming match. Without warning Sables music began, and a procession, led by sable herself, featuring dawn Marie, Nidia, torrie Wilson, entered the arena, all wearing extremely long back robes Making their way ringside the four divas took their places, one in each corner of the ring "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a sable invitational rematch, a clothes contest...." josh trailed as sable took hold of the mic in his hand "Josh, let me explain." she said, and josh instantly released the mic and backed away to the ropes "You see, after tazz's bias decision at judgment day, me and the girls put our heads together and came up with this little number." she said, and with that she turned to the titron "You'll see each of us as we usually look then we'll remove our robes and josh will judge who looks best, its unfair on josh to ask him to look at, the bloated," at this she filled her mouth with air to symbol bloated "torrie Wilson, but she claims she's still a sableisious diva." "Ready josh deary?" Nidia asked from her corner, "But wait!" dawn Marie exclaimed with an evil smile playing on her lips "Sable, aren't we forgetting someone?" she asked, sable looked around and gasped fakely "Why dawn your right," she said, as if on cue tourniquet by evanescence started up and down the ramp walk Robyn jess, she too was clad in a long bath robe, but she also had a towel wrapped around her hair, the tressels being held back by the tightly would material "I'm here girls." Robyn recited, turning to josh she blew him a kiss, josh instantly sat on the second rope so as to let Robyn clamber in, although she looked similar to the other diva's in the ring Robyn had refused to wear heels, she had told the other divas they gave her heel burn "Ready josh?" dawn, Nidia, sable, torrie and Robyn asked as Robyn took her place between sable and torrie, josh threw his hands up in an exaggerated shrug, Sable nodded to the cameras and instantly a video reel started up, it was of dawn Marie in her last match with torrie Wilson, dawn walked into the centre of the ring beside josh and began circling him teasingly, removing her robe inch by inch she revealed a tight skinned blue sequined dress which didn't even get near her knees. Stopping beside josh she turned to the titron and the second reel started It was Nidia in HER last match with torrie, Nidia circled josh, as Nidia had and blew him a kiss before throwing off her robe, revealing a denim blue short and sports bra two piece that was practically see through. Taking her place beside dawn she nodded to the camera Sable didn't seem to josh very different to her usual revealing numbers apart she was dressed him white not black, as josh was turning to look at torrie sable forced his head to turn to Robyn "We haven't got a video reel for Robyn here, because she's new, but we have got a clip of earlier on." dawn said signalling for the camera to play her introduction to the wwe, Taking three daunting steps forwards Robyn began to un-wind the towel around her head, as she did pieces of her hair fell back about her shoulders, but she no longer had the same long mousy brown her, he hair was now shock white with a single brown streak, josh stared in awe as Robyn threw off her robe to reveal a one strapped lycra top which had the effect of her being wrapped in pure blood, the glitter splashed across the front and back of her outfit held the effect, her short shorts carried the effect, her pale skin was complimented by bolts of blue glitter and shocking blue lipstick And finally torrie stepped up, but no one gave her time to undress, lunging forwards Nidia removed the robe to reveal the same bikini that had won torrie the contest at bad blood, turning josh the four girls, Nidia, dawn, sable and Robyn began circling poor josh Mathews who didn't know what to do

"Time to choose josh my dear, just go up to and kiss the three runners up and shake the hand of the winner." sable explained as the four girls split off, Nidia moving off to stand in front of torrie Josh was left frightened and bemused in the centre of the ring "Let me do it josh." tazz commented, but josh was already moving, he stepped timidly up to Nidia, scanning the ring floor for Jamie noble before kissing her cheek and was pulled into a mouth to mouth kiss, moving swiftly away josh moved to dawn Marie and received a similar reward for his trouble, looking into the centre of the ring josh couldn't decide, finally he moved to sable who didn't give him chance to hesitate, pulling him into a kiss that literally took josh off the floor, "Runners up over, who won josh?" Torrie asked scooping up his dropped mic, josh looked apologetically over at torrie whose pretty face became blemished with the flushed feeling of failure as josh moved over to the ropes where Robyn was leant "Well done Robyn, a shocking entrance on your first day girl.," the three runners up cheered as Robyn, as she had been told by the three divas, pulled josh into a passionate kiss, "And the winner..." Tony began Suddenly it dawned on torrie "You...." but before she could accuse sable of setting her up she was set upon by dawn and Nidia After the sable invitational Sean O' Hare's music started and the fans started booing and jeering. Tony started to announce " Our next match is for the United States Title Introducing First Weighing In at 285 pounds, been accompanied by Roddy Piper.... Sean O' Hare Sean started walking down towards the ring with an arrogant look on his face he entered the ring. Mr.Ass's music started and the fans erupted and Tony started to announce " And his opponent weighing In At 270 pounds the United States Champion.... Mr. Ass Mr.Ass walked towards the ring and started prancing around the ring. The two competitors just stared at each other to start with and Mr. Ass moved towards Sean O'Hare, Sean automatically ducked and came off the ropes and clothes lined Mr.Ass to the canvas. Mr.Ass then slowly got back up to his feet and the two started exchanging punches eventually Mr.Ass got the better of Sean and they locked up in a Collar Elbow Tie Up Mr.Ass went into the ropes but didn't see Roddy Piper outside the ring and he grabbed Mr.Ass's foot and Mr.Ass went straight to the canvas. Sean quickly capitalised and Elbow Dropped Mr. Ass to the back of his head Mr.Ass rolled out of the ring to recuperate but Sean distracted the referee and Roddy Piper hit Sean over the head a couple of times with a steel chair. Sean got out of the ring and picked up Mr.Ass and rolled him back into the ring and covered him the referee got down to count 1.... 2 and Mr.Ass kicked out. Sean picks Mr.Ass back up and Mr.Ass starts to fight back then whips him into the corner as Mr.Ass runs at Sean, Sean pulls the referee in the way and Mr.Ass inadvertently hits the referee whilst the referee is down Roddy Piper gets in the ring and hits Mr.Ass on the back of his head with a steel chair and Mr.Ass falls straight to the canvas and Sean pulls the referee over and covers Mr.Ass and the referee counts 1.... 2...3 Tony starts to announce " And your winner and new United States Champion... Sean O' Hare. The fans start booing and jeering and Sean O'Hare and Roddy Piper walk back up the ramp way and back to the backstage area. Backstage Robyn strolled backstage after the sable invitational, followed by a rather dazed looking josh Mathews As she was strolling down towards the locker room Sean o hare grabbed her violently from behind "Hey missy.... hear your from my neck of the woods." he hissed as Roddy piper led josh away, Robyn turned as best she could in his grip "Yeah, I'm from North Carolina, what's it to you O'Hare?" she asked, Sean turned her in his grip and took her by the shoulders, pulling her towards him "A lot actually, you see, I've been on the look out for someone on my level." he said, releasing one of her shoulders he grabbed her just below the jaw, As he was about to force a kiss on her he was thrown aside by a firmer grip, Looking up, Robyn couldn't believe her eyes, stood beside her, no taller than herself was Shannon Moore, and holding seans neck in a pincer like grip stood matt hardy