a/n: Okay, this is a parody for Bowling for Soup's 1985. It's no where near being politically correct, but I think the humor gets passed along. The reason it's 1685 versus 1785 is because of the syllables, it just wouldn't work. I know all of the mistakes because I am very obsessed with this show. Oh, and I don't know any of these actors, I'm not them, and these characters do not belong to me. Yadda yadda yadda.
1685
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Angel
just hit the wall
'cause he's seen it all.
'Bout a case
a day.
Nothin' stands in his way.
When he walks through that
door,
he'll settle the score.
Only
drank from one man.
What happen to his plan?
He was gonna do good deeds.
He was gonna make it right,
help people with their needs.
But then the PTB became the enemy.
No chance at average life.
And nothing has been alright since
his sire had a kid
and you know what he did
with Cordelia and Jasmine.
That boy has no discipline!
Then came wolf, ram, and hart,
that was bad from the start.
But he's still preoccupied
with 16, 16, 1685
Woohoohoo
(1685)
Woohoohoo
He's seen all the classics,
He knows every line
Get funky! Pretty in Pink,
"to be or not to be"?
Redemption's such a pain!
Fighting beasts in the rain.
And he got a fang
on members of the Black Thorn gang.
Where's the redemption, and its glory?
He's really trying, but it's just gettn' more gory.
I
guess he shouldn't have, signed it away
what ever happen to
peace, love, and joy?
Redemption's not a toy!
His sire
had a kid
and you know what he did
with Cordelia and
Jasmine.
That boy has no discipline!
Then came wolf, ram, and
hart,
that was bad from the start.
But he's still
preoccupied
with 16, 16, 1685
Woohoohoo
He hates
time make it stop!
When did everybody's life totally suck?
When
did S.P. (senior partners), come in the picture?
Please make this
stop!
Stop!
Stop!
And
bring back
Wesley, Cordelia,
Kill Illyria.
And restore Burkle, Winifred.
Bring back Doyle from the dead.
Three are left standing.
What will the results be?
No longer preoccupied
With 16, 16, 1685.
WoohoohooAnd bring back Wesley, Cordelia
Kill Illyria.
And restore Burkle, Winifred.
Bring back Doyle from the dead.
Three are left standing.
What will the results be?
No longer preoccupied
With 16, 16, 1685.