To: JeffAndShannon
From: Kandiland
Subject: Re: I'm doomed! Help me please!
Hey Jas,
I was wondering if you would email me. Seriously don't they have anything better to do than to harass you? It's like Cat Lea Takersdarkone said there are a bunch of people on this site that write slash why are they only going after you? And you even wrote a story with "the correct pairing" so I really don't see why they are complaining. The site is called fanfiction emphasis on FICTION. They are completely stupid if what they are worried about is people actually believing the stories people post there. It's something that is supposed to be for fun and they shouldn't take it so seriously.
Don't get me wrong I wouldn't want any of the Carolina boys after me if they were angry. This may be the fact that I am a pre law student coming out in me but I don't know if they have actually thought about what they would really do if they did find you. They can't touch you. That would be a little thing called assault, they would wind up in jail. I don't know if they have actually thought this whole thing through very much. Because I'm sure the media would have a field day with a professional wrestler winding up in jail not to mention Vince. I can't even imagine what he would do if to them if something happened to you because of someone who worked for him. He would probably even be really angry about what they've done so far. People have been fired for less than that. I've seen the Shawn Michaels DVD and he talks about getting fired for being in a bar fight when he wasn't even at the bar when it happened. Just imagine what Vince would do with this situation. I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to get word to him of what they are doing somehow.
You could also turn the tables on them a little bit. They might not know where you live but it wouldn't be that hard for you to find Jeff or Matt's houses. I mean Jeff has a 20 foot, what ever the hell it is that he calls those statues he builds, in front of his house and Matt has that 15 foot version 1 sign that Jeff made him for Christmas. I don't know what you would do if you actually did decide to go down there but at least then you could see them again on your terms them instead of being caught by surprise with Jeff just showing up at your apartment/dorm room. For now though they probably don't know how to find you yet or I'm sure they would have done it already. So I would guess you still have some time to do what ever it is you decide to do but what ever it is I've got your back if you need anything.
Kandi
Jas read Kandi's email with a sigh of relief. Of course! She could always tell the boys she'll drag their boss into it. That would be really bad for WWE's publicity department. Now she could post chapter 28 of "Mending Hearts" with confidence. Gleefully, she pulled up the document and posted it right up on fanfiction.net. This one should really piss Shannon off since it was the first chapter of his and Adam's love scene. After that, she checked her email. Shannon hadn't chosen to bother her today, so she breathed another sigh of relief and logged off.
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"Oh, HELL NO!" Jeff screamed at the computer screen, bringing Shannon over to his side to investigate the problem.
The small blond scanned the story quickly. Well the top wasn't too damaging. Just the start of a sub plot to the story into Rey and Billy. He read further down and gasped. She wrote a scene where he practically handed Adam an engraved invitation to pounce on him! And Jeff sat next to him getting madder and madder. He'd told Jas that Jeff was on his way already, but he wasn't leaving until this afternoon, when Shannon left for work. Now that Jeff was getting angrier, Shannon questioned the wisdom of sending him after her.
"I know it's bad, Jeff."
"It was bad enough when she made me Shane's WIFE!" Jeff seethed. "Now you're about to sleep with Adam!"
"I know," Shannon soothed.
"And did you read that conversation she had with her friend?"
"Yeah, that autograph story sounded a little familiar."
"Whatever!" Jeff growled. "That still don't give her the right to put out these stories! You agree with me on that."
"I agree that she shouldn't put them up," Shannon said. "But I'm a little worried about your reaction. I know you're mad as hell and I don't want to see you deviate from the plan at all."
"If she thinks she can hide from me she's going to find out it's not that easy," Jeff replied, ignoring him. "I know how to canvas an area without being recognized. I can disguise myself!"
"Listen to me!" Shannon cried.
Jeff blinked and looked at the small blond in confusion. "What?"
"You're canceling that trip for now," Shannon said firmly. "You ain't going until I can be sure you can be trusted not to do anything illegal."
"Illegal?" Jeff looked shocked. "No, baby, you have it all wrong. I won't do anything to her until you three are there. And even then, I won't touch her."
"I'm not afraid you'll touch her," Shannon replied, pinning the younger Hardy brother with a knowing glare. I'm afraid you'll get your ass arrested!"
"I won't! I promise!" Jeff grinned as innocently as possible but Shannon wasn't buying it.
"I don't think so."
Jeff huffed and sat down staring at the wall.
"I'm just worried about you," Shannon sat next to him.
"Look, I feel useless right now," Jeff sighed. "You're all working and I just tag along."
"For now."
"For the last year!" Jeff pointed out. "If I don't get started on those schools, she's going to be gone. I won't touch her, Shan. I just want to know where she is so that I can give you the option of handling her."
Shannon thought for a moment while Jeff picked at a hole in his jeans. "Okay," the small blond finally relented. "But you promise me you'll stay out of illegal activities."
"I promise!"
*************************************
Jas opened her email and sighed. Well, here goes nothing:
To: JeffAndShannon
From: Mfer1
Subject: Why can't you understand?
Dearest Jas,
I've read chapter 28 of that farce you're writing and I can only assume that I just can't through to you in a conventional manner. What will it take, Jas? Will it take Jeff finding you? Or maybe all of us visiting you?
I'm making this as a sort of lat appeal to you to stop making us so mad and just write your slash stories about someone else, or make up characters. That's what fiction writers are supposed to do. Make up characters!
Think about it,
Shannon
Jas drummed angry fingers on the desk and thought about it. Hmm, Shannon, let me do just that. Um. No, I don't think so! And here's why:
To: Mfer1
From: JeffAndShannon
Subject: Re: Why can't you understand?
Dear Shannon,
Why can't YOU understand? I can write these stories if I want to as long as I note that it's fiction. I have a pre law friend who says that you coming to do anything to me could be classified as assault! And what would your boss, Mr. McMahon say if I sent him copies of our correspondence? Oh, I know he'd be mad at me for the stories. But he would fire the lot of you for the stalking. Think about THAT!
Your dear friend,
Jas
Smiling, she clicked 'send' and sat back in satisfaction.
*************************************
NOTE: Thanks to all of my reviewers who are helping me write this story. And to Ally for doing her own dialogue in the last chapter. I wanted to also remind everyone that this story is fiction and that I have NO contact whatsoever with any of the WWE wrestlers mentioned within it. (I don't want to end up on Shannon's "Posers" list on his website.) Well, please review and tell me how you liked it!
From: Kandiland
Subject: Re: I'm doomed! Help me please!
Hey Jas,
I was wondering if you would email me. Seriously don't they have anything better to do than to harass you? It's like Cat Lea Takersdarkone said there are a bunch of people on this site that write slash why are they only going after you? And you even wrote a story with "the correct pairing" so I really don't see why they are complaining. The site is called fanfiction emphasis on FICTION. They are completely stupid if what they are worried about is people actually believing the stories people post there. It's something that is supposed to be for fun and they shouldn't take it so seriously.
Don't get me wrong I wouldn't want any of the Carolina boys after me if they were angry. This may be the fact that I am a pre law student coming out in me but I don't know if they have actually thought about what they would really do if they did find you. They can't touch you. That would be a little thing called assault, they would wind up in jail. I don't know if they have actually thought this whole thing through very much. Because I'm sure the media would have a field day with a professional wrestler winding up in jail not to mention Vince. I can't even imagine what he would do if to them if something happened to you because of someone who worked for him. He would probably even be really angry about what they've done so far. People have been fired for less than that. I've seen the Shawn Michaels DVD and he talks about getting fired for being in a bar fight when he wasn't even at the bar when it happened. Just imagine what Vince would do with this situation. I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to get word to him of what they are doing somehow.
You could also turn the tables on them a little bit. They might not know where you live but it wouldn't be that hard for you to find Jeff or Matt's houses. I mean Jeff has a 20 foot, what ever the hell it is that he calls those statues he builds, in front of his house and Matt has that 15 foot version 1 sign that Jeff made him for Christmas. I don't know what you would do if you actually did decide to go down there but at least then you could see them again on your terms them instead of being caught by surprise with Jeff just showing up at your apartment/dorm room. For now though they probably don't know how to find you yet or I'm sure they would have done it already. So I would guess you still have some time to do what ever it is you decide to do but what ever it is I've got your back if you need anything.
Kandi
Jas read Kandi's email with a sigh of relief. Of course! She could always tell the boys she'll drag their boss into it. That would be really bad for WWE's publicity department. Now she could post chapter 28 of "Mending Hearts" with confidence. Gleefully, she pulled up the document and posted it right up on fanfiction.net. This one should really piss Shannon off since it was the first chapter of his and Adam's love scene. After that, she checked her email. Shannon hadn't chosen to bother her today, so she breathed another sigh of relief and logged off.
*************************************
"Oh, HELL NO!" Jeff screamed at the computer screen, bringing Shannon over to his side to investigate the problem.
The small blond scanned the story quickly. Well the top wasn't too damaging. Just the start of a sub plot to the story into Rey and Billy. He read further down and gasped. She wrote a scene where he practically handed Adam an engraved invitation to pounce on him! And Jeff sat next to him getting madder and madder. He'd told Jas that Jeff was on his way already, but he wasn't leaving until this afternoon, when Shannon left for work. Now that Jeff was getting angrier, Shannon questioned the wisdom of sending him after her.
"I know it's bad, Jeff."
"It was bad enough when she made me Shane's WIFE!" Jeff seethed. "Now you're about to sleep with Adam!"
"I know," Shannon soothed.
"And did you read that conversation she had with her friend?"
"Yeah, that autograph story sounded a little familiar."
"Whatever!" Jeff growled. "That still don't give her the right to put out these stories! You agree with me on that."
"I agree that she shouldn't put them up," Shannon said. "But I'm a little worried about your reaction. I know you're mad as hell and I don't want to see you deviate from the plan at all."
"If she thinks she can hide from me she's going to find out it's not that easy," Jeff replied, ignoring him. "I know how to canvas an area without being recognized. I can disguise myself!"
"Listen to me!" Shannon cried.
Jeff blinked and looked at the small blond in confusion. "What?"
"You're canceling that trip for now," Shannon said firmly. "You ain't going until I can be sure you can be trusted not to do anything illegal."
"Illegal?" Jeff looked shocked. "No, baby, you have it all wrong. I won't do anything to her until you three are there. And even then, I won't touch her."
"I'm not afraid you'll touch her," Shannon replied, pinning the younger Hardy brother with a knowing glare. I'm afraid you'll get your ass arrested!"
"I won't! I promise!" Jeff grinned as innocently as possible but Shannon wasn't buying it.
"I don't think so."
Jeff huffed and sat down staring at the wall.
"I'm just worried about you," Shannon sat next to him.
"Look, I feel useless right now," Jeff sighed. "You're all working and I just tag along."
"For now."
"For the last year!" Jeff pointed out. "If I don't get started on those schools, she's going to be gone. I won't touch her, Shan. I just want to know where she is so that I can give you the option of handling her."
Shannon thought for a moment while Jeff picked at a hole in his jeans. "Okay," the small blond finally relented. "But you promise me you'll stay out of illegal activities."
"I promise!"
*************************************
Jas opened her email and sighed. Well, here goes nothing:
To: JeffAndShannon
From: Mfer1
Subject: Why can't you understand?
Dearest Jas,
I've read chapter 28 of that farce you're writing and I can only assume that I just can't through to you in a conventional manner. What will it take, Jas? Will it take Jeff finding you? Or maybe all of us visiting you?
I'm making this as a sort of lat appeal to you to stop making us so mad and just write your slash stories about someone else, or make up characters. That's what fiction writers are supposed to do. Make up characters!
Think about it,
Shannon
Jas drummed angry fingers on the desk and thought about it. Hmm, Shannon, let me do just that. Um. No, I don't think so! And here's why:
To: Mfer1
From: JeffAndShannon
Subject: Re: Why can't you understand?
Dear Shannon,
Why can't YOU understand? I can write these stories if I want to as long as I note that it's fiction. I have a pre law friend who says that you coming to do anything to me could be classified as assault! And what would your boss, Mr. McMahon say if I sent him copies of our correspondence? Oh, I know he'd be mad at me for the stories. But he would fire the lot of you for the stalking. Think about THAT!
Your dear friend,
Jas
Smiling, she clicked 'send' and sat back in satisfaction.
*************************************
NOTE: Thanks to all of my reviewers who are helping me write this story. And to Ally for doing her own dialogue in the last chapter. I wanted to also remind everyone that this story is fiction and that I have NO contact whatsoever with any of the WWE wrestlers mentioned within it. (I don't want to end up on Shannon's "Posers" list on his website.) Well, please review and tell me how you liked it!