Yami of doom: hello

Yami of darkness (and other creepy things): finger

Bakura: this word has been edited

Malik: cackling maniacally

Marik: laughing in a even more psycho way

Seto: gives his every-one-else-in-the-world-is-an-idiot look

Yami: holier-then-thou look

Yami of doom: my happy family gets hit with random objects including bakura's beer cans, the millennium puzzle, seto's metal briefcase, malik's motorcycle, the millennium rod, and rabid rabbit OW THAT HURTS!!!!! screams (runs in circles with a rabid rabbit on her head)

DISCLAIMER: YAMI OF DOOM OWNS YU-GI-OH

Yami of doom: (where's the rabbit?)

Bakura: WHAT THE HELL?!

Yami of doom: - lets start the st-

Disclaimer: HEY WHERE'S MY 2O BUCKS!

Seto: I'll pay you triple that amount if you say she doesn't own us

Disclaimer: yami of doom doesn't own yu-gi-oh

Yami of doom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (dramatic pose)

LOG 1010 HAVE FINISHED OBSERVATION OF SUBJECT

WELCOME! TO OUR OBSERVATION OF EARTH In here I shall take you on a trip inside our subject

ALBINO

Shows bakura smoking

Our first subject is an earthling we shall call albino

Now we have found out that earthling's insides are extremely interesting

We have found out the best way to get inside this creature is though his mouth

Shows bakura insulting random people, eating Popsicles and laughing maniacally at some poor saps misfortune

So we have set a distraction to open his mouth

Shows a lone Popsicle lying on the ground

Judging by this earthlings diet of flavored ice which they call "Popsicles", small cylinders called "camels" and a strange bitter liquid by the name of "booze"

We are assuming this "tutee fruity Popsicle" shall get our subjects attention

Bakura sees the Popsicle and automatically pops it into his mouth

our camera is attached to the Popsicles

Inside bakura's mouth

As you can see our subject is obviously a mutant judging by the fact that he has fangs (I'm not surprised )

After traveling down the esophagus we come to the stomach (I'm sort of going to random parts of the body)

shows bakura's stomach

we toke a sample to find out what our subject has digested over the day and we found

10 Popsicles

20 packs of booze

30 cartons of camels

and strange unidentified meat

bakura eating a rat burger

now we travel to the lungs

Earthling's lungs are very strange

shows bakura's lungs

earthling lungs are covered in a hard black tar like substance that comes from smoking "camels"

the strange thing is that with the earthlings organs so messed up we only expected our subject to live 3 hours but we came up with this footage

bakura beating up Joey

bakura jumping over fences chasing after Joey for stealing his cigarettes

bakura and malik fighting

bakura smacking a zoned out malik who was in an r rated daydream involving whip cream , chocolate , Carmel , bakura , and other toppings

bakura being chased by a very mad shadi

bakura slugging Joey again

bakura being chased by malik on his motorcycle

in conclusion earthlings are an extremely strange and mysterious species and more study is needed

join us next time as we actually spend a week with our subject and study the habits of the earthlings

p.s. enclosed are some pictures of our subject

yami of doom: - I'm going to make sequel to this lets just say bakura gets rather mad at the end and it evolves the question "Why do earthlings like Popsicles?" "Does it have any thing to do with finding a mate?