~THE WIZARDS OF THE EMERALD CITY~
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(Avia: due to a certain request, the wizard has now been upped to two wizards. The other one is Akina
Naruto: what does THAT have to do with ramen?
Misao: everything and more
Sakura: yes, but what does that have to do with Sasuke?
Aki: how should I know?
Kaoru: Kenshin's so cute as a puppy! ^__^
Megumi: I thought only Saito was allowed to have those
Kaoru: no, I said ^__^ not ^_^
~*Sano runs through chasing Cho with the zan-batou*~
Cho: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Aki: GET 'IM, BAKA!!
Avia: back to the story please O.o;;
Kenshin: oro?
Sasuke: what about me?
Kakashi: be quiet, I'm trying to read!!
Avia: you're not reading this...I don't write "Icha-Icha Paradise"
Kakashi: huh?
Avia: end author's note!!)
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Tsubame: okay, here's the wizards' room. (leaves)
Kaoru: is she saying wizards' or wizard's?
Aki: I think she put the apostrophe in front of the s this time
Saito: how can you tell??
Aki: because I can, butterfly breath!
Saito: IT WAS JUST A QUESTION!! ^_^
***STARING CONTEST!!***
Misao: my money's on Aki!
Sano: ditto. Plus, she's got my money, I don't think I have much to lose.
Suzuka: I ain't stupid.
Aoshi: yeah, we're voting for Aki.
Saito: ^_^
Aki: HA! YOU SMILED FIRST!!
Saito: I did? Man, I've got to stop doing that when I get mad!
Wizard #1: (clears throat)
Kaoru: hey, it's Dr. Gensai!
Wizard #2: oh, and I just don't get any recognition?
Misao: Akina!!
Dr. Gensai: (puts on serious face) what do you want from the wizardS of Oz?
Akina: what's the point in asking if we already know?
Dr. Gensai: right. You. The barefoot scarecrows. You want shoes, yes?
Aki and Misao: duh!
Dr. Gensai: sorry, sorry, I was only concluding...
Akina: And you, the rusting tinman...and woman. Helmet polish.
Suzuka and Aoshi: and an oil can!
Dr. Gensai: and the lion people...things. Beer and shrink.
Sano: there's a difference between saké and beer
Saito: I don't need a shrink
Sano: no, you need Brentwood in its entirety.
Saito: what was that? (AN: just incase your as confused as Saito, Charter Brentwood is a local mental institution)
Sano: (in a sing-song voice) pick up the phone and call "1-800-C-H-A-
R-T-E-R"
Saito: I still don't get what you're saying, moron ^_^
Aki: he's saying you need three things. You need help, you need it
psychiatrically, and you need it now.
Dr. Gensai: I get the point.
Misao: point? What point?
Akina: Anywho. You, the girl in the pigtails and the dog, what do
you want?
Kaoru: (AN: here it comes again) Kenshin-inu and I want to go back
home to Tokyo
Kenshin: (lifts a finger) de gozaru yo (nods)
Akina: of course, this all has a catch.
Dr. Gensai: they're not supposed to know that until we've said we can
help them
Akina: fine. We can help you, there's a catch. Happy??
Dr Gensai: okay, I am now.
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Suzuka: that's great and everything, but what IS the catch??
Akina: you must destroy the wicked witch of the west
Dr. Gensai: www.www.com ? ^^;;
Akina: and bring us her broom for proof
Dr. Gensai: www.www_broom.com?? ^___^;;;;;;;;;;;;
Akina: are you done with your stupid .com jokes?!
Dr. Gensai: for_now.org
Akina: right. But, you're all a bunch of slackers except for Misao
anyway, so what's the point in believing you can do it?
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Misao: X.x;;;
Saito: I AM RICHARD, DUKE OF GLOUCESTER!!
All else: Nani?
Saito: just seeing if you were paying attention. What if I were to
tell you I were Hamlet, Prince of Denmark and that my wife was the
fair Ophelia?
Aki: I'd say we'd better get the quests over with so we can get you
to that shrink ASAP.
Saito: what's shrinking?
Aki: your brain, apparently.
Saito: eh?
Aki: Nandemo...
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Yahiko: (runs in) CANIGOCANIGOCANIGOCANIGO?!?!?!?!?
Sano: T.T;; no.
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Yahiko: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?!?!?!?
Sano: T.T because you work for Megumi, flying monkey.
Kenshin: de gozaru yo
Cho: (falls through roof) HOWDY!! (AN: sorry, Vera-Chan, I know you're from Dallas and all, but Broom Head still has that annoying fake Texas accent.)
Aki: you have a thing for falling through things, don't you?
Cho: what in tarnation are you talking about?
Misao: WHAT?! do you not remember falling through the door at the Kamiya dojo?! (AN: fic reference, not show reference Rurouni Kaoru at least knows what she's talking about:))
Cho: nope, that was all a bler. I'M A FLYIN' MONKEY!!
Kenshin: you misspelled "blur" that you did
Cho: no I didn't
Kaoru: yes, you did. You spell it b-l-u-r, not b-l-e-r
Cho: well, bler on you!
Sano: flying....broom....monkey...EVIL!!!!
Aki: Sano-Kun? You okay?
~(zan-batou randomly and conveniently appears in Sano's hands)~
Cho: uh-oh.
Akina: BACK TO THE SUBJECT PLEASE!!!!
Yahiko: IWANNACOMEIWANNACOMEIWANNACOME!!!!
Aki: look, Yahiko-Chan, you have to play your roles
Yahiko: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKISHLY TALL FOR A GIRL, YOU THINK YOU CAN BOSS YAHIKO MYOJIN AROUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hm, that doesn't sound right. There's nothing small about me. Scratch the ko off my name. All of you shall now know me as...(dramatic pause) YAHI-KUN!!!
Aki: Yahiko-Chan-
Yahiko: YAHI-KUN!!!! (AN: don't tell me I was the only one that saw that coming eventually)
~(Sano runs around in the background, chasing the "evil flying broom monkey" with zan-batou)~
Akina: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Everybody: (shuts up) (and stops what they're doing)
Dr. Gensai: thank you
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Akina: did you not hear me? I SAID SHUT UP!!
Kenshin: oro...I mean, ruff, Kaoru-Dono, that I do.
Akina: you get the deal? You kill the witch lady, and I help you with your problems
Kaoru: but we don't kill!!
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Saito: I'm a butterfly!!!!!!!!!
All else: WE GET IT!!
Aoshi: hello, I haven't said anything this whole chapter except for one line, so I thought I'd drop by and say I'm still here.
Saito: I'm a pretty purple butterfly...T.T what did I just say?
Suzuka: you don't want to know.
Saito: oh, come on, tell me!! ^_^
Suzuka: no.
Dr. Gensai: (coughs, coughs, coughs...up a hairball)
Avia: Joshua!! (AN: my black cat) where have you been?!
Hairball/Joshy: meow.
Avia: you know you're not supposed to be outside on Halloween!! (picks up cat and walks off)
Gensai: could someone tell me why I just coughed up a cat?
Kaoru: it got our attention.
Akina: fine, if you don't want to kill her, revert her...or something along those lines NOW GO!!! Ciao, Misao ~_^
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Avia: sorry this was so short, but I HAD to update SOMETHING!
Cho: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: is he still running around? I stopped chasing him
Megumi: hmph. Everyone's ignoring me
Tsubame: Yahiko-Chan, why did you change your name?
Yahiko: YAHI-KUN!!
Tsubame: but, I liked Yahiko-Chan (starts to cry)
Yahiko: okay, but only YOU can call me Yahiko.
Tsubame: thank you, Yahiko-Chan!! (hugs)
Megumi: you're still ignoring me.
Aki: you say something, Megumi-San?
Megumi: nothing important.
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(Avia: due to a certain request, the wizard has now been upped to two wizards. The other one is Akina
Naruto: what does THAT have to do with ramen?
Misao: everything and more
Sakura: yes, but what does that have to do with Sasuke?
Aki: how should I know?
Kaoru: Kenshin's so cute as a puppy! ^__^
Megumi: I thought only Saito was allowed to have those
Kaoru: no, I said ^__^ not ^_^
~*Sano runs through chasing Cho with the zan-batou*~
Cho: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Aki: GET 'IM, BAKA!!
Avia: back to the story please O.o;;
Kenshin: oro?
Sasuke: what about me?
Kakashi: be quiet, I'm trying to read!!
Avia: you're not reading this...I don't write "Icha-Icha Paradise"
Kakashi: huh?
Avia: end author's note!!)
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Tsubame: okay, here's the wizards' room. (leaves)
Kaoru: is she saying wizards' or wizard's?
Aki: I think she put the apostrophe in front of the s this time
Saito: how can you tell??
Aki: because I can, butterfly breath!
Saito: IT WAS JUST A QUESTION!! ^_^
***STARING CONTEST!!***
Misao: my money's on Aki!
Sano: ditto. Plus, she's got my money, I don't think I have much to lose.
Suzuka: I ain't stupid.
Aoshi: yeah, we're voting for Aki.
Saito: ^_^
Aki: HA! YOU SMILED FIRST!!
Saito: I did? Man, I've got to stop doing that when I get mad!
Wizard #1: (clears throat)
Kaoru: hey, it's Dr. Gensai!
Wizard #2: oh, and I just don't get any recognition?
Misao: Akina!!
Dr. Gensai: (puts on serious face) what do you want from the wizardS of Oz?
Akina: what's the point in asking if we already know?
Dr. Gensai: right. You. The barefoot scarecrows. You want shoes, yes?
Aki and Misao: duh!
Dr. Gensai: sorry, sorry, I was only concluding...
Akina: And you, the rusting tinman...and woman. Helmet polish.
Suzuka and Aoshi: and an oil can!
Dr. Gensai: and the lion people...things. Beer and shrink.
Sano: there's a difference between saké and beer
Saito: I don't need a shrink
Sano: no, you need Brentwood in its entirety.
Saito: what was that? (AN: just incase your as confused as Saito, Charter Brentwood is a local mental institution)
Sano: (in a sing-song voice) pick up the phone and call "1-800-C-H-A-
R-T-E-R"
Saito: I still don't get what you're saying, moron ^_^
Aki: he's saying you need three things. You need help, you need it
psychiatrically, and you need it now.
Dr. Gensai: I get the point.
Misao: point? What point?
Akina: Anywho. You, the girl in the pigtails and the dog, what do
you want?
Kaoru: (AN: here it comes again) Kenshin-inu and I want to go back
home to Tokyo
Kenshin: (lifts a finger) de gozaru yo (nods)
Akina: of course, this all has a catch.
Dr. Gensai: they're not supposed to know that until we've said we can
help them
Akina: fine. We can help you, there's a catch. Happy??
Dr Gensai: okay, I am now.
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Suzuka: that's great and everything, but what IS the catch??
Akina: you must destroy the wicked witch of the west
Dr. Gensai: www.www.com ? ^^;;
Akina: and bring us her broom for proof
Dr. Gensai: www.www_broom.com?? ^___^;;;;;;;;;;;;
Akina: are you done with your stupid .com jokes?!
Dr. Gensai: for_now.org
Akina: right. But, you're all a bunch of slackers except for Misao
anyway, so what's the point in believing you can do it?
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Misao: X.x;;;
Saito: I AM RICHARD, DUKE OF GLOUCESTER!!
All else: Nani?
Saito: just seeing if you were paying attention. What if I were to
tell you I were Hamlet, Prince of Denmark and that my wife was the
fair Ophelia?
Aki: I'd say we'd better get the quests over with so we can get you
to that shrink ASAP.
Saito: what's shrinking?
Aki: your brain, apparently.
Saito: eh?
Aki: Nandemo...
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Yahiko: (runs in) CANIGOCANIGOCANIGOCANIGO?!?!?!?!?
Sano: T.T;; no.
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Yahiko: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?!?!?!?
Sano: T.T because you work for Megumi, flying monkey.
Kenshin: de gozaru yo
Cho: (falls through roof) HOWDY!! (AN: sorry, Vera-Chan, I know you're from Dallas and all, but Broom Head still has that annoying fake Texas accent.)
Aki: you have a thing for falling through things, don't you?
Cho: what in tarnation are you talking about?
Misao: WHAT?! do you not remember falling through the door at the Kamiya dojo?! (AN: fic reference, not show reference Rurouni Kaoru at least knows what she's talking about:))
Cho: nope, that was all a bler. I'M A FLYIN' MONKEY!!
Kenshin: you misspelled "blur" that you did
Cho: no I didn't
Kaoru: yes, you did. You spell it b-l-u-r, not b-l-e-r
Cho: well, bler on you!
Sano: flying....broom....monkey...EVIL!!!!
Aki: Sano-Kun? You okay?
~(zan-batou randomly and conveniently appears in Sano's hands)~
Cho: uh-oh.
Akina: BACK TO THE SUBJECT PLEASE!!!!
Yahiko: IWANNACOMEIWANNACOMEIWANNACOME!!!!
Aki: look, Yahiko-Chan, you have to play your roles
Yahiko: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKISHLY TALL FOR A GIRL, YOU THINK YOU CAN BOSS YAHIKO MYOJIN AROUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hm, that doesn't sound right. There's nothing small about me. Scratch the ko off my name. All of you shall now know me as...(dramatic pause) YAHI-KUN!!!
Aki: Yahiko-Chan-
Yahiko: YAHI-KUN!!!! (AN: don't tell me I was the only one that saw that coming eventually)
~(Sano runs around in the background, chasing the "evil flying broom monkey" with zan-batou)~
Akina: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Everybody: (shuts up) (and stops what they're doing)
Dr. Gensai: thank you
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Akina: did you not hear me? I SAID SHUT UP!!
Kenshin: oro...I mean, ruff, Kaoru-Dono, that I do.
Akina: you get the deal? You kill the witch lady, and I help you with your problems
Kaoru: but we don't kill!!
Kenshin: de gozaru yo.
Saito: I'm a butterfly!!!!!!!!!
All else: WE GET IT!!
Aoshi: hello, I haven't said anything this whole chapter except for one line, so I thought I'd drop by and say I'm still here.
Saito: I'm a pretty purple butterfly...T.T what did I just say?
Suzuka: you don't want to know.
Saito: oh, come on, tell me!! ^_^
Suzuka: no.
Dr. Gensai: (coughs, coughs, coughs...up a hairball)
Avia: Joshua!! (AN: my black cat) where have you been?!
Hairball/Joshy: meow.
Avia: you know you're not supposed to be outside on Halloween!! (picks up cat and walks off)
Gensai: could someone tell me why I just coughed up a cat?
Kaoru: it got our attention.
Akina: fine, if you don't want to kill her, revert her...or something along those lines NOW GO!!! Ciao, Misao ~_^
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Avia: sorry this was so short, but I HAD to update SOMETHING!
Cho: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: is he still running around? I stopped chasing him
Megumi: hmph. Everyone's ignoring me
Tsubame: Yahiko-Chan, why did you change your name?
Yahiko: YAHI-KUN!!
Tsubame: but, I liked Yahiko-Chan (starts to cry)
Yahiko: okay, but only YOU can call me Yahiko.
Tsubame: thank you, Yahiko-Chan!! (hugs)
Megumi: you're still ignoring me.
Aki: you say something, Megumi-San?
Megumi: nothing important.