MEGUMI'S RABID FOXES

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Sano: so...where are we going again?

Kenshin: Megumi-San's castle no da. I mean, de gozaru.

Aki: Yeah, Sano, it's the place you got us lost in while we were looking for Oz.

Saito: (takes out butterfly clips) (puts them in Kaoru's hair)

Kaoru: EW! GREASY!! KENSHIN, GET 'EM OUT!!!

Kenshin: hai, Kaoru-Dono. (takes them out) Oro...they ARE greasy...de gozaru yo....@_@x;;; (puts them on Saito's sword)

Saito: (tries to shake them off) they're not coming off (tries again) they're still not coming off. (again) Himura, get them off.

Kenshin: But Tokiyo-San GAVE them to you, that she did.

Saito: (growls)

Aki: besides, I think your sword matches your character more now

Saito: just shut up ^_^

Kaoru: when we get to Megumi's castle, how are we going to get in?

Misao: open the door? ^^;;

Aki: Sano...you're going the wrong way

Sano: where?

Aki: (slaps forehead) just follow us....

~*AT MEGUMI'S CASTLE*~

Yahiko: Megumi, I've been thinking.

Megumi: you mean you learned you use your brain?

Yahiko: T.T whatever. You've been acting like a yakuza gang member lately.

Megumi: (is wearing shredded kimono with a hidden sword) what are you talking about, Yahiko?

Yahiko: **thinking** there's no way to get through to her...

Megumi: what's your point, kozo?

Yahiko: erg...my point is...for some strange reason people always associate me with a monkey. I HATE MONKEYS!!

Megumi: ^-^ I still don't get the point.

Yahiko: I QUIT.

Tsubame: (bows) if you don't mind, I quit as well, Megumi-San.

Ayame: us too!

Suzume: yeah! Us too!

~*(the kids leave)*~

Megumi: oh well, I'll just send rabid foxes to do the job, OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!

~*~ON RANDOM MOUNTAINSIDE NEXT TO MEGUMI'S CASTLE~*~

Kenshingumi: (sweatdrops)

Aki: why do her castle guards look like yakuza thugs?

Suzuka: I don't wanna know.....

Aoshi: weird...they're wearing uniforms...

Kenshin: strange, de gozaru yo.

Yahiko: (whacks Kenshin over the head with bokuto)

Kenshin: @.@X oro...Yahiko?

Sano: I told you, you couldn't come, gaki

Tsubame: we quit. As soon as this is over with, I'm going back to working at the Akabeko

Ayame and Suzume: yeah, we quit!

Aki: naze??

Yahiko: because Megumi's a lot less tolerable than you, ugly, weasel, and Kenshin's girl clone. (pause) and she's a yakuza boss

Sano: (looks at castle guards) what was your first clue?

Saito: (takes butterfly clips off his sword and puts them in Yahiko's hair)

Yahiko: (shivers) that's too greasy even for me... (shakes head and the clips fly back into Saito's hair)

Saito: (lifts hand to head)

Tokiyo's disembodied voice: Hajime-Kun...TOUCH THEM AND DIE.

Saito: yes, dear

TDV: good boy

Saito: glad to hear it.

TDV: one more thing.

Saito: yes?

TDV: what do you want, a boy or a girl??

Saito: NANIIIIIIIIII?!

TDV: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Saito: either would be fine...

TDV: wonderful!

Saito: (faints)

Aki: (bursts out into fit of hysterical laughter)

Tsubame: what is it, Aki-San?

Aki: (wipes away tears) Megumi got ditched by toddlers.

Kenshin: that she did!

~*Naruto, Youko, Koto, and Shippo randomly appear out of nowhere*~

Kenshingumi: (sweat-drops again)

Koto: we're Megumi's henchmen! I'm Koto.

Youko: you don't need to know my name

Naruto: RAMEN!!

Shippo: what? where am I? Where's Kagome?

Kenshin: hello Koto-Dono, You-Don't-Need-To-Know-My-Name-Dono, Ramen-Dono, and What-Dono. Nice to meet you, de gozaru.

Rabid Foxes: (sweat-drop)

Youko, Naruto, and Shippo: that's not my name

Kenshin: that's what you said they were, de gozaru yo.

Youko: my name is Youko. I'm a famous youkai from Makai.

Kenshingumi: eh?

Youko: Makai. You know...where youkai live

Koto: I'm from Makai too! It's like destiny, isn't it, Youko-Kun?

Youko: die, peon.

Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki from Konohagakure no Sato! I'm gonna be the next Hokage! I'm a ninja!

Suzuka, Aoshi, Misao: so are we.

Naruto: cool! Are you Genin, Chuunin, or Jounin?!

Shippo: I'm just here. I serve no purpose whatsoever but to get on your nerves. My name is Shippo

Kaoru: that's nice, but, why are you here??

Youko: to kidnap you and your "dog"

~*Rabid Foxes kidnap Kenshin and Kaoru*~

Aoshi: I didn't even see him move

Misao: weird.

Aki: Saito, get up you moron! (kicks the unconscious Saito)

Saito: I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Sano: didn't do what?

Saito: (bows to Yahiko) I didn't get in the monkey cage, Mr. Zookeeper, I didn't!

Yahiko: AGAIN WITH THE DANG MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!

Saito: (shakes head) why do I keep blacking out like that?

Yahiko: LIKE I CARE!!

Tsubame: what do we now that Kenshin-San and Kaoru-San are gone?

Aki: go to Kitsune-baka's castle I guess.

Ayame: but I don't wanna go back there again

Suzume: uh-uh (shakes head)

Misao: Yahiko, take them back to Oz, Dr. Gensai is there.

Yahiko: ugh...fine (walks off with Ayame and Suzume)

Aki: alright! Let's kick some yakuza butt!

Sano: yes!

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AN: woo-hoo! Finally got that done!

Yahiko: I hate monkeys.

Kenshin: I've been kidnapped, de gozaru yo.

Kaoru: Kenshin, I'm scared! (hides behind Kenshin)

Avia: ok...

Kaoru: I can't help myself (huggles Kenshin) he's just so bishonen!

Aki: I can relate (huggles Sano)

Suzuka: yup (huggles Aoshi)

Tsubame: (blushes) (huggles Yahiko)

Tokiyo: hai! (huggles Saito)

Avia: are we all done huggling now?

Kenshin: not quite yet, de gozaru yo.

~*guys huggle girls back*~

Avia: now are you done?

Koto: (huggles Youko)

Youko: two words. Death Tree.

Koto: (lets go) (backs up)