THE WIZARD OF ORO CHAPTER 4!! (yay...I actually did something on it...T.T;;)
I WAS A TEENAGE YAKUZA (yes, I know Megumi is 21....but this just didn't sound right)
I WAS A YAKUZA IN MY EARLY TWENTIES (see? It just doesn't work...back to the story)
(AN: this my or may not be the last chapter...guess we'll have to see...unless you want me to do a series? Like other random parodies with the Kenshingumi?? Your choice)
Kenshin and Kaoru are looking around Megumi's fortress
Kaoru: this doesn't exactly look like a fortress...It looks more like...
Kenshin: a...gambling house, de gozaru ka?
Kaoru: mixed with a clinic
Kenshin: Megumi-Dono really let this place go, de gozaru yo...X;;
Megumi: (walks in) Ken-San!! ...and Tanuki girl... (huggles Kenshin)
Kenshin: Orororororo.....
Kaoru: LET HIM GO, YOU YAKUZA THUG!! Kenshin's too good for you!!
Suzuka: yeah! Let Kenny go!! (pinches his cheeks)
Kenshin: Oro?
Random Spanish conquistador: Gold?! Where?! (looks around) LONG LIVE ISABEL AND FERDINAND!! (runs away)
Kaoru: Suzuka-san...shouldn't you be off helping everyone else?
Suzuka: oh, yeah! (runs off)
Megumi: (glares at Kaoru.) I have no idea what the little girl is going on about, do you, Ken-San? (lets go)
Kenshin: Oro...no offense, Megumi-Dono, but your style does now echo that of a yakuza gang-leader, de gozaru yo...
Megumi: (looks up from polishing sword with her tongue) did you say something, Ken-San? My sword was getting slightly rusty, and money is so hard to come by these days, OHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!
Kaoru: I hate you....
back with Kenshingumi who is now standing in the aftermath of a successful battlefield in front of the run-down fortress
Aki: Saito...
Sano: what kinda sissy fighting style was that?! These are yakuza gang members, not great Hitokiri from the Bakumatsu era!!
Saito: I'm surprised you knew how to SAY "Bakumatsu"
Misao: stop trying to hide your horrible failures with even more horrible excuses, it doesn't help. At all.
Saito: who—who's making up excuses?!
Aki: great, now he's getting nervous because his wife's pregnant with his first kid, what else could go wrong with this guy?!
Saito: I'm...not n-n-n-nervous....;;
Misao: your mask is slipping.
Aoshi: maybe he's a monk and has a spare under that one... (rolls eyes)
Saito: (fixes feathery mask)
Misao: not that one, you moron!!
Suzuka: I'm back!!
Misao: where were you?
Suzuka: annoying Kenshin...
Aoshi: figures
Aki: okay, we've known Saito was an incompetent moron, can we go now?!
Saito: what did you call me?
Sano: She called you a competent genius
Saito: oh.
Sano: Then she realized she was wrong and called you an incompetent moron.
Aki: okay, okay! Enough Saito bashing, let's get in already!!
Back with Megumi, Kaoru, and Kenshin
Kaoru: Megumi....aren't you going to go outside and stop everyone else from getting here?
Megumi: why would I leave Ken-San in here all alone with a stupid little tanuki like you?
Kaoru: well, you certainly can't make me leave...a crazy kitsune like you would probably curse Kenshin until his hair turned white!
Kenshin: oro...
Megumi: why would I curse poor Ken-San? Besides, I like his hair the way and color it is...He did a good job dyeing it.
Kenshin: Oro...it's natural, de gozaru yo...
Kaoru: see? Its natural!!
Kenshin: oro...
Megumi: YOU made him say that, you evil little witch!
Kenshin: Oro...
Kaoru: No, I didn't, he said that on his own, yakuza queen!!
Kenshin: Megumi-Dono...Kaoru-Dono...I can't fell my arms, that I can't...
Needless to say, Megumi and Kaoru each have one of Kenshin's arms and are squeezing harder with each insult.
back again with Kenshingumi who is somewhere in the fortress.
Sano: great, now where do we go?
Misao: I have an idea! Tae-San!!
Tae's disembodied voice: I can't exactly come, Misao-San...
Aki: please, Tae-San?
Tae's voice: I don't know...
Aki: I'll pay off Sano's tab if you do...
Tae: (pops in) I'm here to serve!
Saito: what's pink lady gonna do?
Aki: Sano, if you don't mind...
Sano: gotcha (somehow binds Saito's hands and feet...don't forget the gag!)
Aoshi: (mentally evil cackles as he shoves the gag down Saito's throat)
Aki, Misao, and Tae: ((.));;;;;;
Sano: what?
Aki: Sano...you wear way to much binding...;;
Aoshi: that was his binding? Interesting...yet resourceful
Megumigumi...I mean uh...Megumi, Kenshin, and Kaoru (sorry, I've always want to do that...;;)
Kenshin: Ittai, de gozaru yo...
Kaoru: I'm sorry, Kenshin...I didn't mean to let Megumi-BAKA hurt you like that....
Megumi: oh, Ken-San, do you want me to treat the wounds that tanuki-BAKA horribly inflicted on you with her horrible childish desires?
Kenshin and Kaoru: O.o o.OX
Tae: (walks in disguised) Here's your lunch, Megumi-San... (hands Megumi a tray)
Megumi: doesn't look like much, but thank you (takes tray) here, Ken-San (stuffs onigiri down thoat
Kenshin: (tries to say "Oro...domo, Megumi-Dono" through stuffed mouth) (chews)
Megumi: (starts to eat)
Kenshin: (Chew, chew, chew)
Kaoru: so you're going to eat in front of me and not offer me any?! I haven't had any lunch, either!!
Megumi: (swallows) that was horrible!! (turns to Tae) who hired you?!
Kenshin: (swallows) that tasted just like Kaoru-Dono's cooking, de gozaru yo.
Megumi: No! I'm melting! (starts to melt) and my sword's still rusty... (is now a puddle of Megumi goo)
Kenshin: Tae-Dono! You killed her!
Kaoru: no she didn't, Kenshin
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: she didn't make Megumi eat the rice ball....how did you get my cooking, anyways, Tae-San?
outside the fortress with a newly-reunited Kenshingumi
Sano: Kenshin...what happened to your arms?
Misao: Kaoru and Megumi, what else?
Kaoru: well, I couldn't let Megumi take him!
Kenshin: Ano...I can't help but think we left something behind...
Suzuka: (looks at Kenshin while still pinching his cheeks) me too...but what could it be...?
back in the fortress
Saito: (spits out gag) I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
AN: don't fell like doing more dialogue right now...well, series, end it there? I'm not doing a sequel. Two choices. Tell me what you think. Okay, okay, you can have an epilogue before you decide!!
Epilogue
Kenshin: Tae-dono, where DID you find Kaoru-dono's food, de gozaru ka?
Tae: (sweat-drops) I think you're better off not knowing, Kenshin-san...
Kaoru: It's my cooking, Tae-chan, you can tell me, right?
Tae: well... (whispers in Kaoru's ear)
Kaoru: T.T;;
Kenshin: what is it, Kaoru-dono?
Kaoru: Kenshin, you're a rurouni and used to be Hitokiri Battousai...if you couldn't hear that, I'm not telling!! (storms off)
Kenshin: Perhaps I should find a doctor...
Tae: yes, I'd advise that...;;