Trowa Loses It
Nayru: (dancing like a white boy to "Just Lose It")
Xiao and Ran-ran (look at eachother knowingly): SONGFIC TIME!Nayru: SHIT!
DISCLAIMER: "Just Lose It" is property of Eminem. I love the song, but it's not mine. The Gundam Wing characters are not mine either. Enjoy.
Duo: What, I'm back?
Back again?
Duo's back! Tell- (off beat) hey, we did this line before!
Now everyone report to the waltz floor,
Heero, to the waltz floor, to the waltz floor
Now, Relena, shoot her off the waltz floor,
Endless Waltz floor, on the waltz floor-
Trowa (Pushes Duo to the floor, sits on his back):
STOP! Trowa time!
Come here, little Quatre, on my lap
Guess who's here with a bunch more crap
And I don't mean crap like Tallgeese One
It's that bastard Duo, making fun-
Duo (whines): HEE-EE-EE-RO!
Trowa: No worries, I've loaded the great big guns again
I'd never ever point them at you, my little friend
I'll protect you on everything but the hind end
And that's not a stab at yaoi,
It's just a saying, I'm just horny
These jeans get a little tight sometimes
And you can tell, because everything's losing the rhymes
Now, right-up-down-left-let's fly
The Atari-quality controls gotta make you ride
Into the midst of the battlefield
But first, Trowa wanna cop a feel
And it's cool if we keep it real
I'll just love myself later anyway
Give me a smooch-smooch, it's okay (sound of zipper being undone)
Oops, my hand just slipped
Now what do I have to do to make your boxers rip?
(Chorus) Now I'm gonna make you fight
Doing right
All through the damn night
Whoops, I mean day, every day
"It's dark in space, anyway!"
Alright, now lose it
Duo: TRO-O-O-O-WA!
Trowa: Go ZERO
Duo: GET-THE-FU-UCK OFF!
Trowa: Q-baby
Duo: I'M-GO-NNA-KILL-YOU!
Trowa: Yeah baby-baby...
(sings) Every weekday, those were my days
Back when we were on Toonami
Then some loser up the corporate ladder
Wanted to make his wallet fat!
So we got kicked off the channel
But fangirls let us live forever
I don't know where they got the ideas
But they like making me "Touch Q's body"!
(raps again)
Hey Wufei, tell me, why are you such a jerk?
Sally and Hilde prove women can do more than homely work
Remember that Nataku with the pretty black hair?
Hell, she didn't fuck you anywhere! (Wufei: UGH!)
(grins at Quatre) So what's my name, do you have the time?
Quatre: Trowa, you're on crack, or out of your mind.
Trowa: Q!
Duo: SHUT-UP!
Trowa: I'm not insane!
My memory always runs out of my brain!
(Chorus) Now I'm gonna make you fight
Doing right
All through the damn night
Whoops, I mean day, every day
"It's dark in space, anyway!"
Alright, now lose it
Duo: GOD-I-HATE-YOUR-LIFE
Trowa: Go ZERO
Duo: JUST-GO-MAKE-Q-YOUR-WIFE
Trowa: Q-baby
Duo: MASS-A-CHUS-SETTS-ROCKS
Trowa: Yeah baby-baby...
You know someday they're gonna find me
When I'm locked up, don't know what happened
Say I was running butt nekkid
Round the OZ base screaming
AA-AA-AA-AA-AAH!
Well, there's no doubt, I can't remember
Anything but since last December
When I bribed Heero and Quatre
To get oiled up and touch my body!
(music drops out)
Now this is the part where I speak it out
Everyone complains I don't make a sound
The ellipses don't get my point aground
So, about my copilots, time to talk all about
(music comes back)
Now in all reality, Heero's super easy
He's done with guys and girls, one or two or twenty-three
And Zechs is only trouble cause he's far out of the bubble
And he doesn't wanna isn't gonna
Do fellas! (Fangirls: WHAT?!) Only ladies! (Fangirls: WHAT?!!)
Now, to get Quatre to make me some babies! (M-Preg Fangirls look up from Power Man comics1: What?!)
White skin, blue eyes, cute with blonde hair
Don't we just make the cutest pair? (he cuddles Q, to Duo's obvious-by-expression displeasure)
Now everyone, get off the bedroom floor
It's my chance for a little hug-and-kiss, or
Cuddle-squeezin', I'm not teasing
Just say "BABY NOW!", it's sexually pleasing!
(Chorus) Now I'm gonna make you screw!
Doing you!
I'll have you through and through
Whoops, forgot a condom
Q, do you have one?
Quatre: Oh come on, you thought we'd really get it on?
Trowa: GAH! No! I'm losing it!
Duo (finally pushing Trowa and Quatre onto the floor) WHO'S ON TOP NOW?!
Trowa: Oh SHIT!
Duo: YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BITCH, PAL!
Trowa: Q, SAVE ME!
Duo: YEAH RIGHT, YOU MINDLESS COW!
Trowa: AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH! (RUNS)
Duo (does the moonwalk, arm around Quatre, who does it with him) :
Mhm, let's rub bodies
He's everyone's favorite blondie
Tro lost it, let's be naughty
Yeah, Q, touch my body!
-END-
Nayru: Well, that was fun. Please review!
Xiao: Please, make her stop!
1: Power Man is a online comic done by an M-preg fanatic, using pictures of photomorphed guys and MSPaint backgrounds. ... The definition of having waaaaaay too much time on your hands. It might as well be "Pregnant Man"... but that'd ruin the plot. What plot?