Define Regulations
(AN: Define Regulations? What the...?
It'll make sense once you get to Nanashi's point of view.
Okay...when are you going to have another battle scene for crying out loud?
Oh yeah, Hiei, you were shouting so loud, my ears are bleeding...
What?
Oh, battle scene...? I'm working on it...
Hey, does Nanashi have any relations that I could torture-dash-drain information out of?
Probably not...
What about her lackey?
Shouka? You wouldn't hurt one of your----nevermind.)
(ANPS: fair warning, I've just watched 7 ½ hours of non-stop comedy. First, "Sense and Sensibility" which was every comedy Shakespeare wrote, but with different characters and someone else wrote it, then "The Cat in the Hat" do I really have to comment?? Then the remainder of "Finding Nemo", I've seen it three times already! Then "Wallace and Grommit" If I see one more comedy I'm gonna puke. Sorry if the battle scene (not Hiei vs. Nanashi yet, sorry) is a tad bit gory
Also, thanks for the reviews. I've never been called brilliant before. Umm...took a look at your stuff I'll read a few when I have time. Most likely Tuesday. Bunni-Chan, would you like Shouka to have a pairing? Umm...heh, heh...Kurama's the only option...but...he's not that bad...And...you're probably right about Hiei's history. It's been about one or two years since I've actually done any YYH research. That was just to try and get the point across that Hiei's both fire and ice. Yeah.)
"Say, Hiei," Yusuke said as he and his two companions traveled as fast as they could through ice youkai territory. "What IS it about this girl?"
"What are you babbling about now, human?" Hiei asked with a slightly confused face.
"I think you like her..." the human said with a stupid grin.
"I think you're insane..." the youkai responded, turning his attention back to the path.
"Yusuke has a point, Hiei," Kurama interjected
"I thought at least YOU would realize that's impossible, Kurama..."
"Well, if you had stayed in that one place for ten minutes, you could have waited for her to realize you weren't going anywhere, and she would most likely come back, give you the tear gem, and leave."
"Your point is...?"
"She's gained your respect, but you have yet to gain hers. Why do you think you're chasing her just for a battle?"
"That's it. It's a battle. Nothing more."
"How cute, he's in denial," Yusuke said with a mocking emotional face.
"Go back to Ningenkai until you can think of something intelligent to say, baka. Maybe if you and your less-than-halfwit friend could merge together and make half a brain..." He turned again to the path and started to see the beginnings of a desert.
"Alright! Something other than snow!!" Yusuke announced, throwing a fist into the air.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious..." Kurama said with a laugh.
"You want to schedule a fight?" a very effeminate fire youkai asked. He took out a notepad and a pen and started scribbling
"If it's not too much," Nanashi said with an eye roll. Fops were okay, but fops that decided to wear pink kimonos and speak in pseudo- womanly had something wrong with them.
"Oh," he said, bringing a fan to his face. "My name is Hitsujiko, I'm the coroner and fight manager on the battlefield. When would you like your battle, ma'am?"
"As soon as possible."
"Do you have a moderator?"
"He's on his way, as is my opponent. If he, for some reason or another, doesn't make it, the ice youkai is the moderator."
Shouka peeked from behind Nanashi and waved.
"Your opponent?"
"Class A."
"You?"
"Class A..."
Hitsujiko blinked and added that to the paper. "Best attacks?"
Nanashi gave him a smirk.
He nodded. "Well, after this fight is over----" He was cut off as a lizard-like demon crashed through a side wall and landed on the floor with an unnatural thud.
Shouka cringed as blood pooled around the mangled, smoking corpse.
Hitsujiko waved his fan as the crowd at the foot of the mountain cheered for the victor.
"To claim the next fight you must—"
He was cut off again as a fireball shot from Nanashi's hand and crashed on the volcano, searing her seal on the side.
"Leave your name or seal...I suppose I didn't have to explain half of that to a native, did I?" He glanced at the charred and bloody mess of the last loser. "You and your companion may wait for your opponent and moderator on the volcano. I have business to tend to."
"Thank you, Hitsujiko-San," Shouka said with a bow as Nanashi walked out.
When Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke finally got to the border into the desert, they were met with a delay or three...
"Where do you think you three are going?" one delay asked.
"Yeah, what's a kitsune and a fire youkai doin' in ice youkai territory?" another went on.
"And what's a human doing in Makai?" the third finished.
"We're on our way to a battle on the volcano, gentlemen," Kurama explained.
"Yeah!" Yusuke added. "So get out of our way before we decide to have fun!"
"Ogres..." Hiei muttered.
"Still haven't answered, shorty," the first said to Hiei.
"You," Hiei said with a flat stare, taking out his sword. "I don't have time for."
"Who do you think you're talking to?!" the ogre demanded, sending a quick swipe at Hiei. The smaller demon dodged, going straight for the neck and sent his sword crashing threw the ogre's scales, skin, muscles, then the sword finally hit bone, piercing the giant the rest of the way through.
One of the others ran forward, screaming for revenge, but before he could land a hand on Hiei, Kurama wrapped his rose whip around the beast's arm with one graceful strike. The ogre stopped and yanked at the weapon, but, unfortunately for him, this cause the weapon to do its job, and its fallen limb landed to the ground with a thud.
The monster lunged at Kurama, forgetting about Hiei. But, the kitsune jumped out of the way and finished the thug off with a whip around the neck.
The third ran for both, now knowing somewhat of what they could do, thinking he could possibly do better than his fallen comrades. Unfortunately for this one, he was a little...stupid.
"Hey, baka!" Yusuke shouted. "Forget a stick, who beat you with the ugly orchard?!"
Now that he considered Yusuke his opponent, he turned from his two fallen comrades and launched an attack on Yusuke.
The spirit detective leaped out of the way right before the idiot struck home. The ogre looked around confused, trying to find him again.
"Hey, ugly! Up here!!" the giant looked right above his head. How'd he get there?!
Before his opponent could make a move, Yusuke shot his reigun, leaving the ogre a smoldering pile of ash. "Alright!" Yusuke said, landing on the ground. "Let's go!!"
"He's in the desert," Nanashi said as she and Shouka sat on the volcano.
"If Kurama-San is the moderator, where do I go?"
"He's traveling with a human."
"That won't do anything but get us both killed!"
"Have you heard of the Rekai spirit detectives?"
"Yeah..."
"The boy's name is Urameshi."
"Oh, him! I've heard of him! But...he doesn't know me...And the crowd looked pretty vicious while the other fight was going on..."
"Don't worry, he's very...friendly, and you're not that hard to befriend," Nanashi said with an eye roll and a head shake.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Was it me or do you usually walk up to strangers that obviously don't belong and ask them if they'd like an ally for battle?"
"Heh...I wanted to get off the glacier for a while, and you were the first out-going person I had seen in a while..."
"So it was just the fact that I was leaving?"
"Heh, heh, hai..."
(AN: Na, na, naaa, na...na, na, naaa na....hey, hey, hey...goooodbye...
Yusuke, I didn't know you watched Kingdom Hospital...
Oh, yeah! Awesome show!
You have good taste, my friend! Stephen King rocks!!
Yeah, I like the guy that's conscious but....somehow not.
Definitely, the monster he talks to is cool.
So is that guy that talks to the dog!
What do you think of the psychic lady? I don't like her.
Neither do I, she reminds me of Genkai cause she's an old psychic, but, you have to agree...Genkai's a lot cooler!
Exactamente!!
...What?
Exactly...
Oh! Say, you're a lot cooler than Kurama made you out to be.
Domo, domo. You and Kurama are in a tie for my second favorite characters.
Really? Cool! But...I'm the main character...
Not in this fic....
Oh well...
You're a lot more agreeable than my other muses...
And surprisingly...you're a lot more easy to agree with than a lot of the people I know...
Hm, you know what?
What?
This AN is getting too long.
Yup, end author's note.)
(AN: Define Regulations? What the...?
It'll make sense once you get to Nanashi's point of view.
Okay...when are you going to have another battle scene for crying out loud?
Oh yeah, Hiei, you were shouting so loud, my ears are bleeding...
What?
Oh, battle scene...? I'm working on it...
Hey, does Nanashi have any relations that I could torture-dash-drain information out of?
Probably not...
What about her lackey?
Shouka? You wouldn't hurt one of your----nevermind.)
(ANPS: fair warning, I've just watched 7 ½ hours of non-stop comedy. First, "Sense and Sensibility" which was every comedy Shakespeare wrote, but with different characters and someone else wrote it, then "The Cat in the Hat" do I really have to comment?? Then the remainder of "Finding Nemo", I've seen it three times already! Then "Wallace and Grommit" If I see one more comedy I'm gonna puke. Sorry if the battle scene (not Hiei vs. Nanashi yet, sorry) is a tad bit gory
Also, thanks for the reviews. I've never been called brilliant before. Umm...took a look at your stuff I'll read a few when I have time. Most likely Tuesday. Bunni-Chan, would you like Shouka to have a pairing? Umm...heh, heh...Kurama's the only option...but...he's not that bad...And...you're probably right about Hiei's history. It's been about one or two years since I've actually done any YYH research. That was just to try and get the point across that Hiei's both fire and ice. Yeah.)
"Say, Hiei," Yusuke said as he and his two companions traveled as fast as they could through ice youkai territory. "What IS it about this girl?"
"What are you babbling about now, human?" Hiei asked with a slightly confused face.
"I think you like her..." the human said with a stupid grin.
"I think you're insane..." the youkai responded, turning his attention back to the path.
"Yusuke has a point, Hiei," Kurama interjected
"I thought at least YOU would realize that's impossible, Kurama..."
"Well, if you had stayed in that one place for ten minutes, you could have waited for her to realize you weren't going anywhere, and she would most likely come back, give you the tear gem, and leave."
"Your point is...?"
"She's gained your respect, but you have yet to gain hers. Why do you think you're chasing her just for a battle?"
"That's it. It's a battle. Nothing more."
"How cute, he's in denial," Yusuke said with a mocking emotional face.
"Go back to Ningenkai until you can think of something intelligent to say, baka. Maybe if you and your less-than-halfwit friend could merge together and make half a brain..." He turned again to the path and started to see the beginnings of a desert.
"Alright! Something other than snow!!" Yusuke announced, throwing a fist into the air.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious..." Kurama said with a laugh.
"You want to schedule a fight?" a very effeminate fire youkai asked. He took out a notepad and a pen and started scribbling
"If it's not too much," Nanashi said with an eye roll. Fops were okay, but fops that decided to wear pink kimonos and speak in pseudo- womanly had something wrong with them.
"Oh," he said, bringing a fan to his face. "My name is Hitsujiko, I'm the coroner and fight manager on the battlefield. When would you like your battle, ma'am?"
"As soon as possible."
"Do you have a moderator?"
"He's on his way, as is my opponent. If he, for some reason or another, doesn't make it, the ice youkai is the moderator."
Shouka peeked from behind Nanashi and waved.
"Your opponent?"
"Class A."
"You?"
"Class A..."
Hitsujiko blinked and added that to the paper. "Best attacks?"
Nanashi gave him a smirk.
He nodded. "Well, after this fight is over----" He was cut off as a lizard-like demon crashed through a side wall and landed on the floor with an unnatural thud.
Shouka cringed as blood pooled around the mangled, smoking corpse.
Hitsujiko waved his fan as the crowd at the foot of the mountain cheered for the victor.
"To claim the next fight you must—"
He was cut off again as a fireball shot from Nanashi's hand and crashed on the volcano, searing her seal on the side.
"Leave your name or seal...I suppose I didn't have to explain half of that to a native, did I?" He glanced at the charred and bloody mess of the last loser. "You and your companion may wait for your opponent and moderator on the volcano. I have business to tend to."
"Thank you, Hitsujiko-San," Shouka said with a bow as Nanashi walked out.
When Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke finally got to the border into the desert, they were met with a delay or three...
"Where do you think you three are going?" one delay asked.
"Yeah, what's a kitsune and a fire youkai doin' in ice youkai territory?" another went on.
"And what's a human doing in Makai?" the third finished.
"We're on our way to a battle on the volcano, gentlemen," Kurama explained.
"Yeah!" Yusuke added. "So get out of our way before we decide to have fun!"
"Ogres..." Hiei muttered.
"Still haven't answered, shorty," the first said to Hiei.
"You," Hiei said with a flat stare, taking out his sword. "I don't have time for."
"Who do you think you're talking to?!" the ogre demanded, sending a quick swipe at Hiei. The smaller demon dodged, going straight for the neck and sent his sword crashing threw the ogre's scales, skin, muscles, then the sword finally hit bone, piercing the giant the rest of the way through.
One of the others ran forward, screaming for revenge, but before he could land a hand on Hiei, Kurama wrapped his rose whip around the beast's arm with one graceful strike. The ogre stopped and yanked at the weapon, but, unfortunately for him, this cause the weapon to do its job, and its fallen limb landed to the ground with a thud.
The monster lunged at Kurama, forgetting about Hiei. But, the kitsune jumped out of the way and finished the thug off with a whip around the neck.
The third ran for both, now knowing somewhat of what they could do, thinking he could possibly do better than his fallen comrades. Unfortunately for this one, he was a little...stupid.
"Hey, baka!" Yusuke shouted. "Forget a stick, who beat you with the ugly orchard?!"
Now that he considered Yusuke his opponent, he turned from his two fallen comrades and launched an attack on Yusuke.
The spirit detective leaped out of the way right before the idiot struck home. The ogre looked around confused, trying to find him again.
"Hey, ugly! Up here!!" the giant looked right above his head. How'd he get there?!
Before his opponent could make a move, Yusuke shot his reigun, leaving the ogre a smoldering pile of ash. "Alright!" Yusuke said, landing on the ground. "Let's go!!"
"He's in the desert," Nanashi said as she and Shouka sat on the volcano.
"If Kurama-San is the moderator, where do I go?"
"He's traveling with a human."
"That won't do anything but get us both killed!"
"Have you heard of the Rekai spirit detectives?"
"Yeah..."
"The boy's name is Urameshi."
"Oh, him! I've heard of him! But...he doesn't know me...And the crowd looked pretty vicious while the other fight was going on..."
"Don't worry, he's very...friendly, and you're not that hard to befriend," Nanashi said with an eye roll and a head shake.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Was it me or do you usually walk up to strangers that obviously don't belong and ask them if they'd like an ally for battle?"
"Heh...I wanted to get off the glacier for a while, and you were the first out-going person I had seen in a while..."
"So it was just the fact that I was leaving?"
"Heh, heh, hai..."
(AN: Na, na, naaa, na...na, na, naaa na....hey, hey, hey...goooodbye...
Yusuke, I didn't know you watched Kingdom Hospital...
Oh, yeah! Awesome show!
You have good taste, my friend! Stephen King rocks!!
Yeah, I like the guy that's conscious but....somehow not.
Definitely, the monster he talks to is cool.
So is that guy that talks to the dog!
What do you think of the psychic lady? I don't like her.
Neither do I, she reminds me of Genkai cause she's an old psychic, but, you have to agree...Genkai's a lot cooler!
Exactamente!!
...What?
Exactly...
Oh! Say, you're a lot cooler than Kurama made you out to be.
Domo, domo. You and Kurama are in a tie for my second favorite characters.
Really? Cool! But...I'm the main character...
Not in this fic....
Oh well...
You're a lot more agreeable than my other muses...
And surprisingly...you're a lot more easy to agree with than a lot of the people I know...
Hm, you know what?
What?
This AN is getting too long.
Yup, end author's note.)