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Anger Management Chapter one: Role Playing.

In the depths of Tokyo, Japan lies a small building. Within it lies an office room. This room is called the Anger Management Office! dun dun

"Hello students, I'll be your teacher, Miss Sunshine," a perky voice said as a tall blue-eyed-blonde entered the room to four familiar faces. The classroom was mostly dark except for the light leaking in behind the window shade. Five chairs were arranged into a semi-circle. Miss Sunshine sat down and addressed the class.

"Is everyone here...okay let us begin. I want you to introduce yourself to the class and state why you are here. You go first Yusuke."

Yusuke stood up from his chair and casually said, "I'm Yusuke Urameshi and I'm here because Keiko made me." He then sat down as Miss Sunshine glanced at Kuwabara signaling his turn to go.

"Hi, hic I'm Kazuma Kuwabara hic and I have no clue hic why I'm here. hic"

"Are you drunk Kuwabara?" Yusuke said as he jumped out of his chair. "You mean to tell me you've been getting drunk without me! Damn you!"

"Yusuke sit down," Miss Sunshine said in a deep voice as she too stood up. "You have no reason to point fingers at Kuwabara. perky again Now it's your turn, Hiei,"

"I'm Hiei, just Hiei. I'm here because the devil brought me," He smirked as flames flew out from behind him. As he sat down, Kurama jumped up. He seemed to be the happiest of them all.

"I'm Kurama and I'm here because all my friends came," he said with glee as he sat down in his seat.

"Now that we all know a little more about each other why don't we play a game? Each of you will pick a name out of this hat. You will role play that character," said Miss Sunshine as she passed around a top hat. Everyone had a name and was thinking deep about it. "Hiei, why don't you go first?"

Hiei stood up and began staring at Yusuke. "I'm Yusuke the mighty leader. All bow down to me even though I'm a weak little human."

"You take that back!" Yusuke yelled as he stood up and took a fighting pose.

"Yusuke and Hiei sit down this instant! This is a place for confrontation with your anger not use of it," said Miss Sunshine. "It's your turn Kurama,"

Kurama stood up and thought to himself while starring at the piece of paper. "I'm Yusuke, and I have bad breath."

"Shut up you asshole!" Yusuke yelled as he punched Kurama in the face. "Some kind of friend you are."

"Students please behave! Yusuke I think I know what your problem is, but the last test to prove my theory will be shown through the actions of Kuwabara," Miss Sunshine said as everyone looked at Kuwabara.

In his drunken state, Kuwabara stood up and punched Yusuke in the face knocking him out onto the ground.

"hic I've been waiting hic to do that hic for ever." Kuwabara said as he casually sat down in his seat.

"My theory is true, Yusuke Urameshi, the cause of your anger is when you are put down. That is why you have such a low self esteem," said Miss Sunshine to the passed out Yusuke on the floor.

The clock chimed 4:00 breaking the silence as well as signaling today's session was over. Hiei darted out of the room followed by Kurama, and Kuwabara staggered out.

Miss Sunshine poured some of her bottled water over Yusuke to wake him up. As he opened his eyes Miss Sunshine was heading out the door. She turned to him and said, "Lock the door on your way out."