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Anger Management
Chapter 4: Ink Blots
"Hiei," Miss Sunshine said as she dropped a stack of bundled papers on her desk. "It's time to do ink blots. I'll hold up a picture and you'll tell me what you see,"
With this being said she held up a piece of paper with an ink blot of a butterfly spilt on it. An awkward silence swept the room, and Hiei answered.
"I see Satan destroying a town," Hiei said bluntly as he folded his arms across his chest. Miss Sunshine gave a disturbed look and held up another ink blot which resembled Yusuke's head.
"That would be Satan burning trees," Hiei said, not bothering to even look at the picture. Miss Sunshine turned to Kurama and asked him the same question. Kurama examined it from all angles before replying.
"That would be some spilled black ink on a piece of white construction paper," Kurama said as he scooted his desk away from Rachel, who still had hearts in her eyes. Miss Sunshine looked really pissed off at his insult. At least that was the way she saw it.
"Rachel, same question," Miss Sunshine said, snapping Rachel out of her illusion. Rachel smiled at the ink blot and her eyes lit up when she answered with pride.
"That would be Kurama," Rachel said with a big smile on her face as she put a complexly folded piece of paper on Kurama's desk.
At first this startled him, but after a few minutes of trying to unfold it he discovered a small poem. The poem read:
Dearest Kurama,
You are the one
The only one
Come to me
And only me
Take me home
To your bed
We will snuggle
Under a pillow
Make sweet love
All night long
No need to worry
I bought you some condoms
Too appalled to even finish, Kurama put the note down and turned about six shades of pink before bothering to look up. He looked over at Rachel who was looking in a compact mirror and applying dark red lip stick. She looked up from her mirror and made a kissy noise at Kurama. In an effort to escape this horror, he raised his hand.
"Yes Kurama," Miss Sunshine said as she looked up from her nail painting.
"I'm feeling a little queasy, may I be excused?" Kurama said clutching his stomach. Miss Sunshine pointed to the door and he darted out the door, breaking the sound barrier.
Now it was just a demented Hiei, an insane fan girl, and a useless teacher. They all looked at each other with no clue as to what to do.
"Class dismissed," Miss Sunshine whispered. Rachel ran out of the room in search of her departed love.