(A/N)- I finally finished it! My last poem for school! At ... 12:25 on a school night. Oh well, at least it's done. :)
My Villainous Dream
By Rebecca Wheeler
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I loved the Disney villains, I didn't know why,
But sometimes it's neater to root for the bad guy,
When my brother heard this, he said with a sigh,
"One day in a room with them, you'd surely die,"
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'A challenge at hand' I thought with much glee,
Okay, I'll do it, invite them all, you'll see,
So he did, and went under lock and key,
If only I'd known sooner, me free!
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Gaston was the first to feel some pain,
The urge to choke him kept me in vain,
His gloating was driving us insane,
Ten seconds later I hurt his brain;
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It didn't matter though,
His head's as thick as dough;
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Judge Claude Frollo had soon came after,
'Gypsy murder' talk caused no laughter,
At boring you stiff, he's the master,
Too bad his actions were not faster;
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We threw him from the windows ledge,
'Cause his temper kept us on edge;
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Then there was Hook, he was somewhat kind,
Till Hades got stabbed on his behind,
Ursula, she just wasn't too kind,
And Jafar: his staff, we struck him blind,
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By 'we' I mean Maleficent and I,
We did kind of make every villain cry,
But it was real fun! I tell you no lie!
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But then I woke up, bolted upright in bed,
I'll await their wrath, and for sure I'll be dead;
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But hey, I deserved it; I messed with the best,
I beat all the villains, no blows to my chest!
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Cool ...
(A/N)- Tired ... u-u;