Authors Note: It has finally arrived. So please read chapter 3 of Royally Flushed and review to tell me what you think.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any related characters. I only own the ones you don't recognise.

Chapter 3

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James P.O.V

'She is the freaking' princess of England' I thought.

"James it was fun meeting you" said Mark

"Yeah you to"

"By the way, ah, could you, maybe, you know, take care of Lily because I'm slightly worried about her at the moment. And I swear I will kill you if anything happens to her." Mark said with a flash of anger in his eyes.

"Yes Mark, I promise that I will try to help your cousin" I replied " See-ya"

So Mark left and I was standing there wondering what exactly I had to do. I walked away to the Common room to see if Sirius had planted the exploding chicken yet. While I was on my way I ran into Kat and I coped a mouth full. I kind of tuned out when I noticed Lily walk off hand in hand with Snape.

"Uh, Kat I have to go"

"Well please keep in mind what I have said and don't forget that Lily is going out with Severus. And if you do anything, and I mean anything to ruin there relationship I will kill you."

'Oh great now I have two death threats and both of them are about Lily. And I find out that Lily is going out with Snape. How the hell am I going to win her heart when that good for nothing bastard has her eating out of his hand.' I thought for a second and then it hit me ' I need the biggest and best prank that i an think up and I know just who can help me.' I stopped dawdling down the corridor and I ran. I ran and ran and ran straight into the common room. Where Sirius was laying on the couch snogging Sandy Laylack who was a fellow 7th year. I politely knocked on Sirius' head and he reluctantly removed his tongue from Sandy's face and punched me in the nose.

"Oh, oh, sorry James I didn't mean to punch you it was just a reflex." he said apologetically

"It's fine, but can I please borrow you for a while, I think it is time we started to seriously prank our favourite Slytherin"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Prongs'

"I think I am Padfoot"

So, with that Sirius and I ran up to the dorm we shared with Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew and started to plan out the best prank we had played yet.

Lily's P.O.V

He asked me. Severus Snape asked me out, so finally I can be with the one I love. He grabbed my hand and pulled me along. He didn't tell me where we were going but I figured it must be somewhere romantic where we could be together alone. I noticed James talking to Kat and I suddenly felt weird. I don't know how to explain I mean it couldn't have been love. Could it?

"Lily, Lily we are here," Severus cooed lovingly

"Oh my God, its, it's beautiful" I said shocked.

There were soft pink rose petals falling from the roof of a spare classroom. There was a waterbed in the middle of the room with gorgeous pink and red covers. But it all felt wrong. How could I even think of being romantic with Severus when I'm not thinking about him? But that was the worst part of it all, I was thinking about James, not Severus or any one else I only thought of James. I screamed and ran out of the room, I ran all the way to the Gryffindor common room and fainted on the couch.

I awoke the next day with Kat sitting on a chair nearby and James studying the wrinkles in my feet.

"Uh, hi" I whispered

"Lily your awake" screamed Kat "Lily, Severus has been wondering if you are okay. So are you? Are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm fine. Nothings wrong with this Lily-Pillie" I replied cheerfully "Except for the fact that I smell and that I think it is time I got changed."

"Well you better be quick Evans. Because I'm sure that you don't want to miss the biggest and best Hogsmaede trip ever!"

"Potter, what makes this one better than the last one?"

"Oh Evans, you just wait and see." James said bluntly.

HOGSMAEDE

I arrived at Hogsmaede at a reasonable hour so I still had time to do a little bit of shopping. I rushed into the nearest shop and started sorting through all of these clothes. I left the shop an hour later with an arm full of shopping bags and a completely different outfit. I was then surprised to see a whole bunch of newspaper reporters yelling out 'Princess Lily' or 'Princess'. I didn't know what to say but then the Marauderers stepping in and hexing every reporter in sight surprised me again. James came up to me and swiftly led me out of the crowd to the Shrieking Shack.

I must have fallen asleep. Because I woke up the next day on an old bed with blankets warmly wrapped around me.

"Morning Sunshine!" some one called.

Sorry about taking so long. But I needed inspiration and I finally got some!

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