Author's Note: I am sick of people complaining about original characters. Some of them are really good and people won't give them a chance because of some Mary Sues out there. If you don't like a fic, leave a review saying why. Don't just don't review. There are some really good stories out there among all the Mary Sues. By the way this will become a comedy, well sorta.
Disclaimer: I do not own any one, not even Mary Sue. So don't bother trying to sue me.
Chapter One: Intro to Mary Sue
My name is Mary Sue. I'm sure you've already heard of me. In my many lives I have danced the night away with Cloud Strife, crossed the sea with Captain Jack, helped destroy the one ring, and bewitched Hogwarts.
But that has grown tiresome to one such as I. Perhaps it is time to find more exciting prey?
I look around my room decorated with gold medals, degrees in diverse topics, an assortment of weapons, various types of magical instruments, and a mixture of love tokens from the past. What a bore. I need a challenge. My eyes fall to where a book sits beside a video game. Dynasty Warriors.
A short look at the cover of both items shows various men of varying degree of beauty. Flipping through the pages I quickly spot some strategies that reek of intelligent men. This should be interesting. Snapping my fingers, I am magically bedecked in an outfit fitting a princess of this time. Another glance, this time through the instruction booklet, shows that there are several beauty women in this game. What a pity that they will never be able to match my looks. With another snap of my fingers my sunshine blonde transforms into raven tresses while my sky blue eyes darken to chocolate pools. My feet shrink to almost the size of a child's. Perfect! Not that I expected anything less.
Gathering up a rapier, not my weapon of choice mind you, I step directly through a hole in the fabric of space and time and into a small village. I believe I shall start with the Yellow Turban Rebellion.
Next Chapter: Zhang Jiao