Hello fellow human beings!!!!!! I decided to update soon because....I felt
like it. As you know the story might not make sense due to the fact I'm
making up the plot as I go along. So please bear with me. Oh and I ALSO
want to thank those who reviewed! Thanks sooooo much!*Gives out internet
cookies from Jenna's cookie jar!* oh and I decided to space it out a bit
more but we'll see if it actually works.
Disclaimer: *grumbles* Do I HAVE to? *mutters obscenities* okay, OKAY I don't own any characters you recognize from the books but I own the plot, Rylee, Cali, Keltie and Holly.
Sploogal – I want a potato gun!!
Lady of Masbolle – Thanks for the review! I updated as soon as I could but I won't be able to update during the weekdays because I have that evil thing called school. But thanks anyhow!
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Tanya J Potter – Thanks! *grins* I'm glad you liked it!
Well, onto chapter 2!!!!!!
The Seventh Year ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next morning, the boys' dormitory was in chaos. Classes started at 8 and the current time was 7:55. Meaning they had 5 minutes to basically do, everything.
"Peter, how long does it take you to take a piss, dammit!" yelled Sirius.
"Padfoot, I just GOT in here! It's not my fault you woke up late from dreaming about Matthews! Or fantasizing, whatever floats your boat," replied Peter.
"I wasn't fantasizing about Rylee! And what are you talking about? What boat?"
"Shut the hell up! Just hurry up! Padfoot you can go during Charms or something," said James, frustrated.
After confused fighting where everyone was hit with Remus's wand, they were off at approximately 7:58, all of them running like raving lunatics.
When they arrived, they saw that the girl's were already there eating hurriedly. The Marauders sat across from the girls and they began the process of inhaling food.
"Here are your time-tables," said Keltie while wrinkling her nose in disgust as the boys piled food on their plates. Just then the magical bell rang, signalling the start of class. All eight of them left for their first class, Transfiguration.
"Ew! Transfiguration! I can't transfigure for beans!" moaned Lily.
"I can help you," offered James.
'Um, no thanks I'll be fine," replied Lily in her nicest voice. (A/N: My poor Jamesie!)
Before anyone could do anything, Sirius had grabbed the seat beside Rylee, much to her displeasure. If things couldn't get worse, James decided it would be appropriate to sit beside Lily which left Remus beside Cali and Peter beside Keltie. Just then, Professor McGonagall walked into the classroom and the look on her face shut everyone up.
"Everyone sit down for the first lesson. I will not tolerate foolishness in my class," she spoke.
"The spell you shall be doing today is turning animals into non- living objects. Today's assignment is to turn small pig, into a table. The spell is: Kemishto," she continued, (A/N: I can't make up things very well) "You have the whole class."
"So Matthews, why do you hate me so much," asked Sirius.
"Why do you care?" was the reply.
"Because it sucks royally to have someone as beautiful as you, hate me."
"I don't hate you," she whispered, turning red.
"Alrighty then, will you go out with me?" he asked.
"No, can't we just be friends? I want to know if the Black Almighty (A/N Bruce Almighty!) can have a lady friend without wanting to screw her."
"Fine"
"Fine"
Over where Lily and James were sitting, things were going from bad to worse. It seemed Lily had turned James into a half-table and he had apparently taken it the wrong way.
"I know you don't like me but honestly, a pig/table?" he complained.
"Go away, James!" she shrieked. Apparently, James had a knack for taking things too seriously, so he asked Cali if she could trade spots with him. She agreed and James went to sit beside Remus.
"James! We were having such a good conversation!" he whined.
"That's great Moony, but I wasn't! What did I do to her?!? I changed! I tried so hard to get her to like me this year and after all these days, the verdict is the same," sighed James dramatically.
"Prongs, we've been here for one day, she'll come around, and if she doesn't then it sucks to be you. But I've got worse problems," replied Remus.
"Cali?"
"Yeah."
"You got it bad"
"What? Like you don't?"
"You got me. At least you have a chance with Cali. Lily turned me into a deformed pig."
At that precise moment the bell rang, and the whole class packed up and headed to their next class, and for the girls it was Potions and for the boys, Herbology. The boys waved to the girls and headed to Greenhouse 5 and the girls headed to the dungeons to have Potions with Professor Grant. Professor Grant was the head of Slytherin house but it looked like he'd rather run a marathon in the Forbidden Forest. He was kinder to the other houses and despised his own house. Lily, Rylee, Cali and Keltie walked into the Potions dungeon and sat down at a bench. They followed the instructions on the board and began chatting.
"So Lil' what's up with you and James? You turned him into a deformed pig?" asked Cali.
"Nothing is up with us. There is no us! He's arrogant, mean, and stupid," said Lily hotly.
"Okay, let's completely contradict what you just said. One, he has deflated since 5th year okay? When was the last time you saw him hex someone? Two, he's not mean okay? He offered to help you with your Transfiguration and you know you couldn't transfigure to save you life. And third, he's been at the top of our year since 2nd year when that smart ass Michael Finnigan left. So stop being dumb and just be friends with him," lectured Rylee.
"Fine whatever, but now you have to dish the dirt about Sirius," said Lily. Rylee smirked then replied, "We're going to try to be friends. Don't look at me like that, I won't let him bitch around the bush with me. We'll see if he really likes me or just wants to do me."
"Good idea," spoke Keltie. She looked pretty depressed.
"What's wrong, Kelt?" asked Rylee.
"Well, I like Peter. And I thought he liked me too! But during Transfiguration I asked him and he hesitated then said no!"
The other three all rolled their eyes and muttered, "Boys." Then Cali decided it was time for a lecture.
"Kelt, boys are idiots.(A/N: Sorry boys!) He likes you but won't admit it 'cause boys have issues. It will hurt their pride if you don't like them and even if you do they won't tell you to save themselves from getting embarrassed but of course they can make fun of us, but it's considered bitchy if you do it to them. Kinda stupid if you ask me," explained Cali.
"Oh. I see, so if we tease them we're bitchy but if they tease us and we tell them off we're bitchy?" asked Keltie. (A/N: I HATE how boys do that, no offence. I have issues...)
"That's exactly right," said Rylee.
All of a sudden, the bell rang and they headed off to lunch. They soon caught sight of the boys but just then, Severus Snape decided he would bother them. Or so they thought.
"Hello ladies. Matthews, could I speak with you for a moment?" he asked.
"We're speaking," she replied. Snape now seemed to realize she wasn't going anywhere alone with him, to his disappointment.(A/N: ew! Perv!)
"Uh...I was wondering if you would like to go out with me?" he asked.
"No I actually really wouldn't. But thanks for asking," said Rylee giving her trademark ha-ha-I-just-turned-you-down smile. Snape looked crestfallen and they almost felt sorry for him. Keyword being almost. Cali shook her head and headed toward where the boys were sitting, the other three following her.
"What happened there?" inquired James. Lily was about to throw a witty remark at him but was elbowed by Keltie.
"Shut up for once!"
"Snapey-poo asked me out," replied Rylee to James's question as if she were merely talking about the weather. What followed was a bunch of mixed reactions. Sirius choked. James spat out his pumpkin juice on an unsuspecting Matt Davidson, Remus's jaw dropped and Peter snorted in his salad. Then they all said, "Ewwww."
"Don't worry Rylee, we'll help you get through this traumatizing experience," offered James.
"Oh please, Prongsie, Rylee turns everyone down. I think she knows how to get through it by now."
"Fine, then. Allow me to be useless," grumbled James.
"I've been practicing that skill for years," said Sirius.
Lily snorted, "You can say that again," something she shouldn't have said. Sirius happily obeyed, "I've been prac-"
"Not literally!" Lily interjected.
"Honestly, Lily you don't have to get your knickers in a twist. Anyhow, let's go to the common room and do stuff," said Sirius.
"Oh, Lily-Bean! We have a Head meeting in 2 minutes!" said James in a sing-song voice.
"Aww crap! I don't feel like it!"
"Too bad!"
And with that the two headed to the Meeting room west of Gryffindor Tower, bickering about random things. As soon as they reached the meeting room they were greeted with the 5th, 6th and 7th year prefects already sitting down on a table, with Dumbledore standing right beside the doorway, making Lily nearly faint from shock.
"Welcome to the first annual meeting of the School Council. You shall discuss any plans you wish to lay out on the table or special events you would like to present. If you need assistance, feel free to ask. Carry on."
"Hello Y'all. I'm James. So are there any ideas for this year?"
As soon as he said that, a million ideas were launched from everyone's mouths and an hour later they had a list the size of the Gryffindor table.
"Merlin's beard! We've got an educated young bunch this year haven't we Lily-Bean?"said James.
"Raving lunatic," muttered Lily under her breath.
"Okay moving on, James and I have decided it would be appropriate to hold a Halloween ball. It's September 2nd so you have around 2 months to buy robes and do the whatnot that comes with this."
James continued, "Okay so Slytherin, Food. Hufflepuff is in charge of publicizing it around the school. Ravenclaw is in charge of decorations and Gryffindor in charge of music. This meeting is adjourned."
Everyone left the meeting and Lily and James headed back to Gryffindor tower in an awkward silence occasionally saying something that held no real meaning. As soon as they got inside Lily spoke, "I'm impressed, you did a good job conducting the meeting."
"So...Friends?"
Lily hesitated. Being friends with James would mean giving up everything she had said for the past seven years. Lily couldn't do that. She was too proud. But on the other hand, she had gotten to know James a little bit and even though she would never admit it, he had changed. Only a little bit, she added as an afterthought.
"We'll see," she replied.
"Damn it Lily! I've waited seven years for you to just accept me! I've changed myself around just for you hoping we could me friends and maybe something more! I've done everything. Everything humanly possible thing that I could do. I thought maybe you could change your mind. But no you just have to have your pride in the way don't you ? You care too much about what other people will think. The almighty Lily Evans talking to James Potter without spitting insults like a Hungarian Horntail spits fire. Why can't you just see I've done everything? Wait I forgot. Everything is nothing," he said, his deep sapphire eyes showing the passion he had kept hidden all these years. Lily continued to stare at him and tears sprung to her eyes as she realized what she had done to him.
"I'm sorry," she choked out.
"It's too late."
A/N : How'd you like it ? I didn't like it that much it wasn't that good but tell me what you think! And I'll give you a cookie! REVIEW PLEASE! Black's Gurl
Disclaimer: *grumbles* Do I HAVE to? *mutters obscenities* okay, OKAY I don't own any characters you recognize from the books but I own the plot, Rylee, Cali, Keltie and Holly.
Sploogal – I want a potato gun!!
Lady of Masbolle – Thanks for the review! I updated as soon as I could but I won't be able to update during the weekdays because I have that evil thing called school. But thanks anyhow!
Lilangel114264 – Thanks for the review! I really appreciate it!
Tanya J Potter – Thanks! *grins* I'm glad you liked it!
Well, onto chapter 2!!!!!!
The Seventh Year ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next morning, the boys' dormitory was in chaos. Classes started at 8 and the current time was 7:55. Meaning they had 5 minutes to basically do, everything.
"Peter, how long does it take you to take a piss, dammit!" yelled Sirius.
"Padfoot, I just GOT in here! It's not my fault you woke up late from dreaming about Matthews! Or fantasizing, whatever floats your boat," replied Peter.
"I wasn't fantasizing about Rylee! And what are you talking about? What boat?"
"Shut the hell up! Just hurry up! Padfoot you can go during Charms or something," said James, frustrated.
After confused fighting where everyone was hit with Remus's wand, they were off at approximately 7:58, all of them running like raving lunatics.
When they arrived, they saw that the girl's were already there eating hurriedly. The Marauders sat across from the girls and they began the process of inhaling food.
"Here are your time-tables," said Keltie while wrinkling her nose in disgust as the boys piled food on their plates. Just then the magical bell rang, signalling the start of class. All eight of them left for their first class, Transfiguration.
"Ew! Transfiguration! I can't transfigure for beans!" moaned Lily.
"I can help you," offered James.
'Um, no thanks I'll be fine," replied Lily in her nicest voice. (A/N: My poor Jamesie!)
Before anyone could do anything, Sirius had grabbed the seat beside Rylee, much to her displeasure. If things couldn't get worse, James decided it would be appropriate to sit beside Lily which left Remus beside Cali and Peter beside Keltie. Just then, Professor McGonagall walked into the classroom and the look on her face shut everyone up.
"Everyone sit down for the first lesson. I will not tolerate foolishness in my class," she spoke.
"The spell you shall be doing today is turning animals into non- living objects. Today's assignment is to turn small pig, into a table. The spell is: Kemishto," she continued, (A/N: I can't make up things very well) "You have the whole class."
"So Matthews, why do you hate me so much," asked Sirius.
"Why do you care?" was the reply.
"Because it sucks royally to have someone as beautiful as you, hate me."
"I don't hate you," she whispered, turning red.
"Alrighty then, will you go out with me?" he asked.
"No, can't we just be friends? I want to know if the Black Almighty (A/N Bruce Almighty!) can have a lady friend without wanting to screw her."
"Fine"
"Fine"
Over where Lily and James were sitting, things were going from bad to worse. It seemed Lily had turned James into a half-table and he had apparently taken it the wrong way.
"I know you don't like me but honestly, a pig/table?" he complained.
"Go away, James!" she shrieked. Apparently, James had a knack for taking things too seriously, so he asked Cali if she could trade spots with him. She agreed and James went to sit beside Remus.
"James! We were having such a good conversation!" he whined.
"That's great Moony, but I wasn't! What did I do to her?!? I changed! I tried so hard to get her to like me this year and after all these days, the verdict is the same," sighed James dramatically.
"Prongs, we've been here for one day, she'll come around, and if she doesn't then it sucks to be you. But I've got worse problems," replied Remus.
"Cali?"
"Yeah."
"You got it bad"
"What? Like you don't?"
"You got me. At least you have a chance with Cali. Lily turned me into a deformed pig."
At that precise moment the bell rang, and the whole class packed up and headed to their next class, and for the girls it was Potions and for the boys, Herbology. The boys waved to the girls and headed to Greenhouse 5 and the girls headed to the dungeons to have Potions with Professor Grant. Professor Grant was the head of Slytherin house but it looked like he'd rather run a marathon in the Forbidden Forest. He was kinder to the other houses and despised his own house. Lily, Rylee, Cali and Keltie walked into the Potions dungeon and sat down at a bench. They followed the instructions on the board and began chatting.
"So Lil' what's up with you and James? You turned him into a deformed pig?" asked Cali.
"Nothing is up with us. There is no us! He's arrogant, mean, and stupid," said Lily hotly.
"Okay, let's completely contradict what you just said. One, he has deflated since 5th year okay? When was the last time you saw him hex someone? Two, he's not mean okay? He offered to help you with your Transfiguration and you know you couldn't transfigure to save you life. And third, he's been at the top of our year since 2nd year when that smart ass Michael Finnigan left. So stop being dumb and just be friends with him," lectured Rylee.
"Fine whatever, but now you have to dish the dirt about Sirius," said Lily. Rylee smirked then replied, "We're going to try to be friends. Don't look at me like that, I won't let him bitch around the bush with me. We'll see if he really likes me or just wants to do me."
"Good idea," spoke Keltie. She looked pretty depressed.
"What's wrong, Kelt?" asked Rylee.
"Well, I like Peter. And I thought he liked me too! But during Transfiguration I asked him and he hesitated then said no!"
The other three all rolled their eyes and muttered, "Boys." Then Cali decided it was time for a lecture.
"Kelt, boys are idiots.(A/N: Sorry boys!) He likes you but won't admit it 'cause boys have issues. It will hurt their pride if you don't like them and even if you do they won't tell you to save themselves from getting embarrassed but of course they can make fun of us, but it's considered bitchy if you do it to them. Kinda stupid if you ask me," explained Cali.
"Oh. I see, so if we tease them we're bitchy but if they tease us and we tell them off we're bitchy?" asked Keltie. (A/N: I HATE how boys do that, no offence. I have issues...)
"That's exactly right," said Rylee.
All of a sudden, the bell rang and they headed off to lunch. They soon caught sight of the boys but just then, Severus Snape decided he would bother them. Or so they thought.
"Hello ladies. Matthews, could I speak with you for a moment?" he asked.
"We're speaking," she replied. Snape now seemed to realize she wasn't going anywhere alone with him, to his disappointment.(A/N: ew! Perv!)
"Uh...I was wondering if you would like to go out with me?" he asked.
"No I actually really wouldn't. But thanks for asking," said Rylee giving her trademark ha-ha-I-just-turned-you-down smile. Snape looked crestfallen and they almost felt sorry for him. Keyword being almost. Cali shook her head and headed toward where the boys were sitting, the other three following her.
"What happened there?" inquired James. Lily was about to throw a witty remark at him but was elbowed by Keltie.
"Shut up for once!"
"Snapey-poo asked me out," replied Rylee to James's question as if she were merely talking about the weather. What followed was a bunch of mixed reactions. Sirius choked. James spat out his pumpkin juice on an unsuspecting Matt Davidson, Remus's jaw dropped and Peter snorted in his salad. Then they all said, "Ewwww."
"Don't worry Rylee, we'll help you get through this traumatizing experience," offered James.
"Oh please, Prongsie, Rylee turns everyone down. I think she knows how to get through it by now."
"Fine, then. Allow me to be useless," grumbled James.
"I've been practicing that skill for years," said Sirius.
Lily snorted, "You can say that again," something she shouldn't have said. Sirius happily obeyed, "I've been prac-"
"Not literally!" Lily interjected.
"Honestly, Lily you don't have to get your knickers in a twist. Anyhow, let's go to the common room and do stuff," said Sirius.
"Oh, Lily-Bean! We have a Head meeting in 2 minutes!" said James in a sing-song voice.
"Aww crap! I don't feel like it!"
"Too bad!"
And with that the two headed to the Meeting room west of Gryffindor Tower, bickering about random things. As soon as they reached the meeting room they were greeted with the 5th, 6th and 7th year prefects already sitting down on a table, with Dumbledore standing right beside the doorway, making Lily nearly faint from shock.
"Welcome to the first annual meeting of the School Council. You shall discuss any plans you wish to lay out on the table or special events you would like to present. If you need assistance, feel free to ask. Carry on."
"Hello Y'all. I'm James. So are there any ideas for this year?"
As soon as he said that, a million ideas were launched from everyone's mouths and an hour later they had a list the size of the Gryffindor table.
"Merlin's beard! We've got an educated young bunch this year haven't we Lily-Bean?"said James.
"Raving lunatic," muttered Lily under her breath.
"Okay moving on, James and I have decided it would be appropriate to hold a Halloween ball. It's September 2nd so you have around 2 months to buy robes and do the whatnot that comes with this."
James continued, "Okay so Slytherin, Food. Hufflepuff is in charge of publicizing it around the school. Ravenclaw is in charge of decorations and Gryffindor in charge of music. This meeting is adjourned."
Everyone left the meeting and Lily and James headed back to Gryffindor tower in an awkward silence occasionally saying something that held no real meaning. As soon as they got inside Lily spoke, "I'm impressed, you did a good job conducting the meeting."
"So...Friends?"
Lily hesitated. Being friends with James would mean giving up everything she had said for the past seven years. Lily couldn't do that. She was too proud. But on the other hand, she had gotten to know James a little bit and even though she would never admit it, he had changed. Only a little bit, she added as an afterthought.
"We'll see," she replied.
"Damn it Lily! I've waited seven years for you to just accept me! I've changed myself around just for you hoping we could me friends and maybe something more! I've done everything. Everything humanly possible thing that I could do. I thought maybe you could change your mind. But no you just have to have your pride in the way don't you ? You care too much about what other people will think. The almighty Lily Evans talking to James Potter without spitting insults like a Hungarian Horntail spits fire. Why can't you just see I've done everything? Wait I forgot. Everything is nothing," he said, his deep sapphire eyes showing the passion he had kept hidden all these years. Lily continued to stare at him and tears sprung to her eyes as she realized what she had done to him.
"I'm sorry," she choked out.
"It's too late."
A/N : How'd you like it ? I didn't like it that much it wasn't that good but tell me what you think! And I'll give you a cookie! REVIEW PLEASE! Black's Gurl