No More Drama in My Life
The next morning went by uneventfully. That is until they all joined together at the breakfast of course. The boys had gotten to breakfast first, the only reason for that being that Sirius had woken them up early, as usual. Keltie, Rylee, Cali and Lily sat down at their usual table in front of The Marauders.
"Hey guys? What's with all the long faces?" asked Cali jovially. Lily cast a dark look at Cali for being so cheery.
All four were looking at the morning's issue of the Daily Prophet, completely oblivious of the girl's presence. Lily sat down annoyed along with Keltie and Cali. Rylee however had a mischievous glint in her eye which no one liked.
"Oh Sirius honey, you were great last night. I never thought getting err-...deflowered would be so perfect," she stuttered as McGonagall walked by. Sirius choked and looked up, mystified. Rylee whooped in triumph.
"Yes I got the attention of one of you guys! Okay so why are y'all looking at some measly newspaper when you could be looking at hotties like us! I just don't understand! I'm mystified! I'm confused! I'm puzzled! I'm bemused! I'm befuddled! I'm bewildered!" babbled Rylee until Sirius shoved a scone in her mouth. The other three girls looked at the boys expectantly.
"Well you know that evil dude? Voldemort?" said James. Keltie and Peter gasped at the sound of the name.
"Oh please. It's a name! Moving on, yeah well apparently it's getting serious. The ministry has had many cases of dark wizards who think they're going to take over the world but they can handle it. But they can't handle this. This Voldemort guy is serious. Not you Sirius! That joke is old."
Sirius grinned brightly and put his hand on the right side of his chest. He put on a mock hurt expression and said, "Prongsie, that hurts right here. And it never gets old in my heart."
Lily snorted, "Sirius your heart is on the left and it's been old since the second time you told it which was probably when you were like five years old."
Everyone else shook their heads at the argument over the silly joke. Cali looked at Remus who instantly blushed.
"So what happened? To make that idiot Kurt Weiken realize that the Voldemort threat is serious?" she asked, intrigued.
As soon as she said this everyone else was intrigued as well. Everyone dropped their food to listen, which confused Remus since most of them knew the story but he answered the question anyways.
"There was a massacre. It was at the Ministry annual St. Mungo's Function. Two hundred people were tortured and then killed. With Avada Kedavra," he explained to everyone. The boys shook their heads disgustedly and the girls gasped and covered their mouths with their hands.
"That's horrible!" exclaimed Keltie shocked. Sirius shook his head.
"That's not the worse of it. Well...it kind of is but there's more."
"There's more! Dear God!" whispered Lily, terrified. James resisted the urge to put his arm around her and comfort her.
"Yeah more," stated Sirius. He continued, "Voldemort left a message. Apparently he's being looking for a girl. Or woman, whatever. He's being looking for her for about five years now and he thinks she goes to Hogwarts."
Lily blinked.
"What's her name?" asked Keltie.
"Caroleena Deyrevhshko."
Cali coughed loudly and everyone looked at her including Rylee who had been nibbling at the scone Sirius had stuffed into her face.
"What?"
"Nothing," was the reply.
"Okay so this Caroleena person. Why does Voldie want her so badly?" inquired Rylee, voicing everybody's thoughts.
"Well that's what we're all trying to figure out. But my dad who's an auror and head of the Department of Law Enforcement has an idea why," stated James. He paused to eat his pancakes while everyone looked at him expectantly. It stayed like this for a couple of minutes before Rylee got fed up.
"WELL?" she screeched. James looked up from his food startled and then recognition dawned on his face.
"Oh yes! Right they think that Caroleena Deyrevhshko is part of the..."James looked around, "The Prophecy."
"The whata-what?" asked Peter, baffled. Remus and Sirius along with the girls rolled their eyes.
"The Prophecy! The one that we're supposed to learn this year!" exclaimed James irritably.
"Riiiiight. THAT Prophecy."
James looked unconvinced but continued on anyways.
"Anyways, my dad thinks that Miss Deyrevhshko is one of the prophets," continued James. Just then, Dumbledore stood up to make the morning's announcements, now that it was ten o'clock.
"Students of Hogwarts! As you probably have been informed today is a Hogsmeade Day. Students who are in third year and above who have permission into the village shall wait in the Entrance hall at approximately 10:15. Sharp," added Dumbledore with a twinkle in his eye, as he had completely forgotten the meaning of "approximately".
"Oh Shit Shit Shit!" swore Cali. Everyone turned to look at her since Rylee and the guys were mainly the only ones that ever cursed. She looked at them blankly.
"What?"
"You SWORE," replied Lily. Cali looked at the group and grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry. I forgot to do my hair and makeup," she stated.
"You don't need it. You look beautiful anyways," answered Remus. Immediately, they both turned red and looked down at the floor.
Sirius, sensing discomfort immediately stood up and said, "Okay, for the ladies who have not finished their makeup etcetera and go do so now. You all have five minutes. We will be waiting at the Entrance to the Entrance Hall. "
The girls looked at him sceptically, but nodded to show they understood and went up to their dormitories.
Fifteen minutes later, they were off to Hogsmeade, Sirius and James marching like a bunch of fools. Everyone else just rolled their eyes heavenward. This routine was normal for every time all eight of them went to Hogsmeade together. They passed by Alice Turcotte and Frank Longbottom grinning at each other. The way they were grinning at each other just boggled Sirius's mind so he just had to inquire on what was the good news.
"Hey Lonnie and Turkey!" greeted Sirius. Alice turned around and groaned. Frank followed the example.
"Not the stupid nicknames. I thought we finally LEFT those stupid names," moaned Alice. Sirius grinned and then put on a mock hurt expression.
"But Turkey I thought you loved that name!" exclaimed Sirius, taken aback. Alice scoffed.
"Yeah well, I LIED. And plus, my last name isn't Turkey anymore! I mean Turcotte."
Frank snorted and everyone looked at the couple bemusedly. All eight of them had that expression on their face which was screaming, "WELL?"
"We're engaged!"
"That's great!" exclaimed Lily, happily.
"Yeah, totally!" agree Rylee, Cali and Keltie as well as the rest of the boys.
"Not SO," said a voice of Rebecca Turcotte. She was currently glaring at Frank's brother Daniel. Rebecca and Daniel were almost as bad as Lily and James. They fought constantly and the fact that her sister would marry a Longbottom made Rebecca want to puke her guts out. Before anyone else could say anything, she cast a dark look Daniel's way and headed off to the Three Broomsticks and Daniel followed, only to catch up to his friends.
"That was ... uh Congrats!" said Sirius for lack of anything better to say. Alice smiled weakly and went off with Frank in the same direction as Dan and Rebecca. The group of eight followed, the girls ignoring the indignant protests of the boys. Remus sighed to himself. The world was SO screwed. Rylee and Sirius were playing the game of love, Lily and James were being stupid, Cali didn't like him, Keltie and Peter were probably doing each other anyways. Not to mention the mystery of Caroleena Deyrevhshko. Dear god, we're all going to die before we're twenty, he thought sardonically.
They walked into The Three Broomsticks to find Rebecca and Daniel making out right beside the door. Well THEY didn't find them but Sirius did and he immediately started choking. He elbowed James in the ribs roughly who looked and he stared in shock before kneeing Remus. Remus wrinkled his nose in disgust and apprehensively hit Cali gently on the arm and nudged his head. Cali poked Keltie who hit Rylee who in turn hit Lily roughly on the head. Sirius looked at Lily who nodded in revulsion. The message had gotten across and they silently prayed Alice and Frank would not come in. But that wasn't so.
Alice walked in smiling, laughter sparkling in her eyes. Frank followed close behind her closing the old Three Broomsticks. Alice's smile vanished immediately as her sparkling grey eyes darkened.
"What are you DOING?" a sharp, slightly hurt voice cut through the silence.
Sirius cleared his throat and Rebecca and Daniel broke apart abruptly. Frank was looking at Daniel and Rebecca with a perplexed expression upon his features.
"Uh...you see it wasn't supposed to happen! It just...did! Look there has been like so much tension between Dan and me! We have lots of history and it just got the better of us here today! It's nothing!"
Alice stiffened at her sister's touch on her arm. She looked at her and said, "One question. Why tonight?"
Dan frowned, "What?" #Switch to Remus's Point of view#
I couldn't help but feel for Becca and Dan, but I couldn't see them getting themselves cleanly out of this one.
"You heard me," spoke Alice coldly.
"Ah well...you see I uh-...I don't ...know," Becca finished off lamely.
Alice scoffed.
"Why did you guys have to "kiss and make up" on the exact day I get engaged? Is it because you have to ruin it! Because I'm only a year older than Rebecca Turcotte the almighty popular BITCH and I'm getting married first! Hahahaha! That's FREAKING hilarious! Like who would believe eh? Alice-nerdy-geek-ugly Turcotte is getting married before Becca T!" cackled Alice spitefully.
"Ally! It's not like that! You know it's not like that! No one was supposed to see!"
Ally snorted, "Yeah! That's why you snogged beside the secret door where nobody ever goes!"
I snorted softly. Ally had a point! If you're going to snog your enemy, you best be doing it somewhere private! Speaking of enemies, I looked over at Lily and James. I think she's falling in love with him and he doesn't know it. He's pulling himself out. Dear god, can't they just snog and get it over with! I'm sick and tired of being the advice guy for those two! I'm sick of everything!
"I'm a little tea pot short and spout, here is my bell and here is my mouth!' sang Sirius. Ally and Becca turned to look at him, bamboozled.
Sirius smiled triumphantly, happy that he had gotten their attention. He completely ignored the fact that he wasn't even singing the right words to the song.
"With you, I can't let my hair down I can say anything CRAZY and now you'll catch me right before I hit the ground! With nothin' but a t-shirt on-..." sang James, catching on to what Sirius was doing.
"Eww! Kinky!" laughed Peter. Even I laughed. I guess this wasn't so bad. Oh shit full moon on Monday.
The rest of the afternoon was spent with Sirius and James entertaining the rest of the Three Broomsticks. I have to say they were pretty successful! Ally and Becca completely forgot about their fight! This was a good thing for the rest of us!
Unfortunately we ran into Holly as we came back. Ugh I can't stand that bitch hole. Excellent! I do believe I've invented a new swearword!
"Hi Remmy," she spoke in that fake tone of hers. If you wanted someone easy, all you'd have to do is walk over to Holly McFarland.
"It's Remus," I replied coldly. Behind me, Sirius uttered a low whistle. Any idiot with half a brain knew that we marauders HATED McFarland. Mainly 'cause she told everyone she slept with James, and that rumour took ages to live down.
Holly looked taken aback as I was normally kind. Ugh I'm so sick of being kind. It's so sickening. Okay I can't say sick this many times without getting sick.
"How dare you!" she said enraged.
"I dunno. With you it's sort of just a reflex," I replied to her evilly. Seven years with Sirius James and Peter had done well to my evil side.
"You're just a- a little werewolf! Those vile creatures! Don't deserve to be on this Earth," screamed Holly.
I paled. She couldn't know! She wouldn't! She couldn't! She wouldn't! She COULDN'T!
Remus shut UP, I said to myself. How long was this stupid conversation with myself going to last.
I looked up at Holly and ran. I ran as fast as my WEREWOLF legs would carry me to the top of the Astronomy tower. In the distance I could hear James, Sirius and Peter yelling for me to come back. But that comment from Holly had just sent me off my rocker's rocker. I had lived for almost eighteen years being ridiculed. I couldn't take it anymore. I don't want this. No more drama in my life.
I looked over the ledge and the distant ground and thought, Hell that's gonna hurt like a bitch.
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The next morning went by uneventfully. That is until they all joined together at the breakfast of course. The boys had gotten to breakfast first, the only reason for that being that Sirius had woken them up early, as usual. Keltie, Rylee, Cali and Lily sat down at their usual table in front of The Marauders.
"Hey guys? What's with all the long faces?" asked Cali jovially. Lily cast a dark look at Cali for being so cheery.
All four were looking at the morning's issue of the Daily Prophet, completely oblivious of the girl's presence. Lily sat down annoyed along with Keltie and Cali. Rylee however had a mischievous glint in her eye which no one liked.
"Oh Sirius honey, you were great last night. I never thought getting err-...deflowered would be so perfect," she stuttered as McGonagall walked by. Sirius choked and looked up, mystified. Rylee whooped in triumph.
"Yes I got the attention of one of you guys! Okay so why are y'all looking at some measly newspaper when you could be looking at hotties like us! I just don't understand! I'm mystified! I'm confused! I'm puzzled! I'm bemused! I'm befuddled! I'm bewildered!" babbled Rylee until Sirius shoved a scone in her mouth. The other three girls looked at the boys expectantly.
"Well you know that evil dude? Voldemort?" said James. Keltie and Peter gasped at the sound of the name.
"Oh please. It's a name! Moving on, yeah well apparently it's getting serious. The ministry has had many cases of dark wizards who think they're going to take over the world but they can handle it. But they can't handle this. This Voldemort guy is serious. Not you Sirius! That joke is old."
Sirius grinned brightly and put his hand on the right side of his chest. He put on a mock hurt expression and said, "Prongsie, that hurts right here. And it never gets old in my heart."
Lily snorted, "Sirius your heart is on the left and it's been old since the second time you told it which was probably when you were like five years old."
Everyone else shook their heads at the argument over the silly joke. Cali looked at Remus who instantly blushed.
"So what happened? To make that idiot Kurt Weiken realize that the Voldemort threat is serious?" she asked, intrigued.
As soon as she said this everyone else was intrigued as well. Everyone dropped their food to listen, which confused Remus since most of them knew the story but he answered the question anyways.
"There was a massacre. It was at the Ministry annual St. Mungo's Function. Two hundred people were tortured and then killed. With Avada Kedavra," he explained to everyone. The boys shook their heads disgustedly and the girls gasped and covered their mouths with their hands.
"That's horrible!" exclaimed Keltie shocked. Sirius shook his head.
"That's not the worse of it. Well...it kind of is but there's more."
"There's more! Dear God!" whispered Lily, terrified. James resisted the urge to put his arm around her and comfort her.
"Yeah more," stated Sirius. He continued, "Voldemort left a message. Apparently he's being looking for a girl. Or woman, whatever. He's being looking for her for about five years now and he thinks she goes to Hogwarts."
Lily blinked.
"What's her name?" asked Keltie.
"Caroleena Deyrevhshko."
Cali coughed loudly and everyone looked at her including Rylee who had been nibbling at the scone Sirius had stuffed into her face.
"What?"
"Nothing," was the reply.
"Okay so this Caroleena person. Why does Voldie want her so badly?" inquired Rylee, voicing everybody's thoughts.
"Well that's what we're all trying to figure out. But my dad who's an auror and head of the Department of Law Enforcement has an idea why," stated James. He paused to eat his pancakes while everyone looked at him expectantly. It stayed like this for a couple of minutes before Rylee got fed up.
"WELL?" she screeched. James looked up from his food startled and then recognition dawned on his face.
"Oh yes! Right they think that Caroleena Deyrevhshko is part of the..."James looked around, "The Prophecy."
"The whata-what?" asked Peter, baffled. Remus and Sirius along with the girls rolled their eyes.
"The Prophecy! The one that we're supposed to learn this year!" exclaimed James irritably.
"Riiiiight. THAT Prophecy."
James looked unconvinced but continued on anyways.
"Anyways, my dad thinks that Miss Deyrevhshko is one of the prophets," continued James. Just then, Dumbledore stood up to make the morning's announcements, now that it was ten o'clock.
"Students of Hogwarts! As you probably have been informed today is a Hogsmeade Day. Students who are in third year and above who have permission into the village shall wait in the Entrance hall at approximately 10:15. Sharp," added Dumbledore with a twinkle in his eye, as he had completely forgotten the meaning of "approximately".
"Oh Shit Shit Shit!" swore Cali. Everyone turned to look at her since Rylee and the guys were mainly the only ones that ever cursed. She looked at them blankly.
"What?"
"You SWORE," replied Lily. Cali looked at the group and grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry. I forgot to do my hair and makeup," she stated.
"You don't need it. You look beautiful anyways," answered Remus. Immediately, they both turned red and looked down at the floor.
Sirius, sensing discomfort immediately stood up and said, "Okay, for the ladies who have not finished their makeup etcetera and go do so now. You all have five minutes. We will be waiting at the Entrance to the Entrance Hall. "
The girls looked at him sceptically, but nodded to show they understood and went up to their dormitories.
Fifteen minutes later, they were off to Hogsmeade, Sirius and James marching like a bunch of fools. Everyone else just rolled their eyes heavenward. This routine was normal for every time all eight of them went to Hogsmeade together. They passed by Alice Turcotte and Frank Longbottom grinning at each other. The way they were grinning at each other just boggled Sirius's mind so he just had to inquire on what was the good news.
"Hey Lonnie and Turkey!" greeted Sirius. Alice turned around and groaned. Frank followed the example.
"Not the stupid nicknames. I thought we finally LEFT those stupid names," moaned Alice. Sirius grinned and then put on a mock hurt expression.
"But Turkey I thought you loved that name!" exclaimed Sirius, taken aback. Alice scoffed.
"Yeah well, I LIED. And plus, my last name isn't Turkey anymore! I mean Turcotte."
Frank snorted and everyone looked at the couple bemusedly. All eight of them had that expression on their face which was screaming, "WELL?"
"We're engaged!"
"That's great!" exclaimed Lily, happily.
"Yeah, totally!" agree Rylee, Cali and Keltie as well as the rest of the boys.
"Not SO," said a voice of Rebecca Turcotte. She was currently glaring at Frank's brother Daniel. Rebecca and Daniel were almost as bad as Lily and James. They fought constantly and the fact that her sister would marry a Longbottom made Rebecca want to puke her guts out. Before anyone else could say anything, she cast a dark look Daniel's way and headed off to the Three Broomsticks and Daniel followed, only to catch up to his friends.
"That was ... uh Congrats!" said Sirius for lack of anything better to say. Alice smiled weakly and went off with Frank in the same direction as Dan and Rebecca. The group of eight followed, the girls ignoring the indignant protests of the boys. Remus sighed to himself. The world was SO screwed. Rylee and Sirius were playing the game of love, Lily and James were being stupid, Cali didn't like him, Keltie and Peter were probably doing each other anyways. Not to mention the mystery of Caroleena Deyrevhshko. Dear god, we're all going to die before we're twenty, he thought sardonically.
They walked into The Three Broomsticks to find Rebecca and Daniel making out right beside the door. Well THEY didn't find them but Sirius did and he immediately started choking. He elbowed James in the ribs roughly who looked and he stared in shock before kneeing Remus. Remus wrinkled his nose in disgust and apprehensively hit Cali gently on the arm and nudged his head. Cali poked Keltie who hit Rylee who in turn hit Lily roughly on the head. Sirius looked at Lily who nodded in revulsion. The message had gotten across and they silently prayed Alice and Frank would not come in. But that wasn't so.
Alice walked in smiling, laughter sparkling in her eyes. Frank followed close behind her closing the old Three Broomsticks. Alice's smile vanished immediately as her sparkling grey eyes darkened.
"What are you DOING?" a sharp, slightly hurt voice cut through the silence.
Sirius cleared his throat and Rebecca and Daniel broke apart abruptly. Frank was looking at Daniel and Rebecca with a perplexed expression upon his features.
"Uh...you see it wasn't supposed to happen! It just...did! Look there has been like so much tension between Dan and me! We have lots of history and it just got the better of us here today! It's nothing!"
Alice stiffened at her sister's touch on her arm. She looked at her and said, "One question. Why tonight?"
Dan frowned, "What?" #Switch to Remus's Point of view#
I couldn't help but feel for Becca and Dan, but I couldn't see them getting themselves cleanly out of this one.
"You heard me," spoke Alice coldly.
"Ah well...you see I uh-...I don't ...know," Becca finished off lamely.
Alice scoffed.
"Why did you guys have to "kiss and make up" on the exact day I get engaged? Is it because you have to ruin it! Because I'm only a year older than Rebecca Turcotte the almighty popular BITCH and I'm getting married first! Hahahaha! That's FREAKING hilarious! Like who would believe eh? Alice-nerdy-geek-ugly Turcotte is getting married before Becca T!" cackled Alice spitefully.
"Ally! It's not like that! You know it's not like that! No one was supposed to see!"
Ally snorted, "Yeah! That's why you snogged beside the secret door where nobody ever goes!"
I snorted softly. Ally had a point! If you're going to snog your enemy, you best be doing it somewhere private! Speaking of enemies, I looked over at Lily and James. I think she's falling in love with him and he doesn't know it. He's pulling himself out. Dear god, can't they just snog and get it over with! I'm sick and tired of being the advice guy for those two! I'm sick of everything!
"I'm a little tea pot short and spout, here is my bell and here is my mouth!' sang Sirius. Ally and Becca turned to look at him, bamboozled.
Sirius smiled triumphantly, happy that he had gotten their attention. He completely ignored the fact that he wasn't even singing the right words to the song.
"With you, I can't let my hair down I can say anything CRAZY and now you'll catch me right before I hit the ground! With nothin' but a t-shirt on-..." sang James, catching on to what Sirius was doing.
"Eww! Kinky!" laughed Peter. Even I laughed. I guess this wasn't so bad. Oh shit full moon on Monday.
The rest of the afternoon was spent with Sirius and James entertaining the rest of the Three Broomsticks. I have to say they were pretty successful! Ally and Becca completely forgot about their fight! This was a good thing for the rest of us!
Unfortunately we ran into Holly as we came back. Ugh I can't stand that bitch hole. Excellent! I do believe I've invented a new swearword!
"Hi Remmy," she spoke in that fake tone of hers. If you wanted someone easy, all you'd have to do is walk over to Holly McFarland.
"It's Remus," I replied coldly. Behind me, Sirius uttered a low whistle. Any idiot with half a brain knew that we marauders HATED McFarland. Mainly 'cause she told everyone she slept with James, and that rumour took ages to live down.
Holly looked taken aback as I was normally kind. Ugh I'm so sick of being kind. It's so sickening. Okay I can't say sick this many times without getting sick.
"How dare you!" she said enraged.
"I dunno. With you it's sort of just a reflex," I replied to her evilly. Seven years with Sirius James and Peter had done well to my evil side.
"You're just a- a little werewolf! Those vile creatures! Don't deserve to be on this Earth," screamed Holly.
I paled. She couldn't know! She wouldn't! She couldn't! She wouldn't! She COULDN'T!
Remus shut UP, I said to myself. How long was this stupid conversation with myself going to last.
I looked up at Holly and ran. I ran as fast as my WEREWOLF legs would carry me to the top of the Astronomy tower. In the distance I could hear James, Sirius and Peter yelling for me to come back. But that comment from Holly had just sent me off my rocker's rocker. I had lived for almost eighteen years being ridiculed. I couldn't take it anymore. I don't want this. No more drama in my life.
I looked over the ledge and the distant ground and thought, Hell that's gonna hurt like a bitch.
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