Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: Mild lyrics, impending slash of the H/D variety, pop songs
Author's Notes at end of story.
Chapter 1
Harry Potter was having a great time in charms class, everyone was. Professor Flitwick was teaching them one of the most useless charms he knew, the Theme Song Charm. Great for parties and holidays, but not much use otherwise.
Perfect for a class full of Gryffindors and Slytherins who where eagerly anticipating the start of Christmas Holidays the next day.
Professor Flitwick meandered around the room and asked everyone to try the charm out on themselves. Stopping in from of Ron he motioned for him to start.
"Lemma Cantiuncula," Ron intoned dutifully. Suddenly, a familiar boyband song echoed though-out he room:
I don't know what he does to make you cry
but I'll be there to make you smile
I don't have a fancy car
to get to you I'd walk a thousand miles
I don't care if he buys you nice things
Does his gifts come from the heart ? - I don't know...
But if you were my girl...
I'd make it so we'd never be apart
Chorus
But my love is all I have to give
Without you I don't think I can live
I wish I could give the world to you... but
Love is all I have to give
When you talk, does it seem like he's not
even listening to a word you say ?
That's ok babe, just tell me your problems
I'll try my best to kiss them all away...
Does he leave when you need him the most?
Does his friends get all your time ?
Baby please, I'm on my knees
praying for the day that you'll be mine !!
Chorus
To you... Hey girl, I don't want you to cry no more - inside
All the money in the world could never add up to the love
I have inside...
I love you
And I will give it to you
All I can give, all I can give
Everything I have is for you
But love is all I have to give
Chorus(x3)
and out
But my love is all I have to give
without you I don't think I can live
I wish I could give the world to you... but
Love is all I have to give to you
(A/N: All I Have to Give – The Backstreet Boys)
The song ended and Ron was blushing furiously. Harry, of course, could tell the song was referring to Ron's crush on Hermione but he certainly wasn't going to say anything, and judging by the look on Hermione's fae she was going to be interrogating Ron about the object of his affections soon anyway.
The Slytherin boys (and some of he girls) seemed to think that the lines about not having any money where hilarious, of course they weren't strictly true thanks to the twins success but it certainly amused the hell out of them.
Proffesor Flitwick wrote something down on his clipboard and moved on to the next table. Pointing to Draco Malfoy he commanded him to start.
"Lemma Cantiuncula," Malfoy said in a bored tone. The room filled with a song n one had hard before:
[Chorus]
Have
you ever loved somebody so much
It makes you cry
Have you ever
needed something so bad
You can't sleep at night
Have you ever
tried to find the words
But they don't come out right
Have you
ever, have you ever
Have you ever been in love
Been in love
so bad
You'd do anything to make them understand
Have you ever
had someone steal your heart away
You'd give anything to make them
feel the same
Have you ever searched for words to get you in their
heart
But you don't know what to say
And you don't know where
to start
[Chorus]
Have you ever found the one
You've dreamed of all of your life
You'd do just anything to
look into their eyes
Have you finally found the one you've given
your heart to
Only to find that one won't give their heart to
you
Have you ever closed your eyes and
Dreamed that they were
there
And all you can do is wait for the day when they will
care
[Chorus]
What do I gotta do to get you in my
arms baby
What do I gotta say to get to your heart
To make you
understand how I need you next to me
Gotta get you into my
world
'Cuz baby I can't sleep
[Chorus]
(A/N: Have You Ever? – Brandy)
The song was sad and filled with longing. Everyone stared at Malfoy with a mixture of shock and amusement as he tried not to blush. Professor Flitwick looked momentarily startled before moving on to the next person.
Wow, Harry thought as he absently listened to over peoples songs, who would've thought that Malfoy'd be head over heels for someone that way.
He found the thought strangely encouraging, even though he knew that Mallfoy was probably after some pureblood Slytherin girl. Not him. Never him.
He stopped thinking those thoughts before he ended up with some stupid angsty love song as his theme. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
Professor Flickwick finally made his was over to Harry and motioned for Harry to start the spell.
"Lemma Cantiuncula," Harry murmured, just a little worried about what he'd get as his song. He groaned as he heard the into music and barried his head in his arms, already embarrassed:
Talkin'
What? Y'all know
Northside (i-ight)
Southside
(I know what you thinkin')
Danger rhymes
(real mc's can rip open anything)
East end
West end
[raps]
See tha flow that I come wit
Got y'all ------ talkin dumb shit
bout my crew
and tha things I do
I'mma show you
another side to this game like Badu
Why do
You Try too
Test me
Don't you know yo' down fool
Told how power 92 do
how many times I got to remind you?
Last time
when I blast mine
fast rhymes
I'mma leave yo ass cryin'
Ya betta take your whip to tha cheak cash line
and buy something phat from VA, yes thats mine
D-A-N-J-A-M-O-W-F
Of should I say WWF
Tha way I'm slammin on these MC's brotha please don't troble yaself
wit that ra-ra
you perform me like cha-cha
make me laugh like ha-ha
I got soul like chickin na- chickin na na
Whos that crew
Startin shit at tha bar?
Then F to tha I to tha R-E-N
Desy, of tha Hesy
That's it Classic
like Reebok
So go that funkey deetox
Don't care if tha beat knocks
I can rip it wit ya mama on tha beat box
Takin us is hard G
Do you really wanna battle when u see us at a party?
You betta ask somebody
You really need ta ask somebody
[Verse 1:]
Boy, I been watching you like a hawk in the sky at night
Cause you are my prey (my prey)
Boy, I promise you if we keep bumpin heads
I know that one of these days (days)
We gon hook it up while we talk on the phone
But see, I don't know if that's good
I been holding back this secret from you I probably shouldn't tell it but
[CHORUS]
If I, if I let you knowYou can't tell nobody
I'm talking bout nobody
Are you responsible
Boy I gotta watch my back cause I'm not just anybody
Is it my go, is it your go
Sometimes I'm goody-goody
Right now I'm naughty naughty
Say yes or say no
Cause I really need somebody
Tell me YOUR that somebody
[Verse 2:]
Boy, won't you pick me up at the park right now
Up the block, while everyone sleeps (sleeps, sleeps)
I'll be waiting there with my tucks, my loads, my hat
Just so I'm low key
If you tell the world (don't sleep, you know that we'll be weak)
Oh boy, see I'm trusting you with my heart, my soul
I probably shouldn't let ya but if I
[CHORUS 2]
If I, if I let this go
You can't tell nobodyI'm talking bout nobody
Are you responsible
Boy I gotta watch my back
cause im not just anybody
Is it my go, is it your go
Sometimes I'm goody-goody
Right now I'm naughty naughty
Say yes or say no
Cause I really need somebody
Tell me YOUR that somebody
[2nd part]
[rap]
Yo, now since this is what you stick wit'
What cha got
Rip it out
Off tha block
Hit it out
On tha real sip it out
Don't stoppin this drop
Ya gotta rip it out
I got you
I got you to hot to spit it out
Face facts
How y'all rate that
see a brother wit Aaliyah betcha y'all hate that
Where tha bass at?
Y'all find a wack sound, then I gotcha ------ singin' away in tha background
Who tha mack now?
No time is set
What, y'all thinkin that I'm broke cuz' you see in tha parkin deak
Naw, that don't stack right
Y'all betta act right
I hit chicks like catfights
Now 1st pack ice
while you workin at Soul Train makin sure tha show wit righ,righ
Give that for tha hype hits
I rip this shit
Now I'm tha rap shit
[3rd rap]
Yo, cuz' its all about kickin balls
Givin' ya mine and a letta gettin lost
I be hittin y'all off
My click will never fall off
We can get it now
while folks be lickin tha balls
chicks be kickin tha draws
gettin bit in tha balls
My flow is so much quicker than y'alls
My joint is so much bigga than Y'alls
So bring on tha draws
while we can kick it in tha stalls
I'll wrap up on tha floss
Show my dick and all
through tha hump up in you
I'mma call it lost
U betta call tha law
could of got shotguns that i saw at tha mall
and my 9 would of played it in a cropit mall
My crew got juice like Marly Mal
This hot F y'all gonna fall
Boggie wha?
If I, if I let this go
You can't tell nobodyI'm talking bout nobody
Are you responsible
Boy I gotta watch my back
cause im not just anybody
Is it my go, is it your go
Sometimes I'm goody-goody
Right now I'm naughty naughty
Say yes or say no
Cause I really need somebody
Tell me YOUR that somebody
(A/N: Are You That Somebody? (Remix) - Aaliyah
The class, including Professor Flitwick stared at the blushing, embarrassed, wishing-he-could-melt-into-the-floor-or-turn-back-time-or-both Harry Potter in shock.
"Whoa, Harry," Seamus said, lips twitching into a brood smile, "what was that all about?"
Muffled laughter broke out in the room followed by all out gaffaws.
Harry was utterly mortified. Of all the songs, he thought desperately, why that one?
He glanced over at Malfoy and saw he wasn't laughing, he was sitting there watching Harry with a strange hurt expression in his eyes.
A/N: This story is, if you haven't figured it out already, utter fluff. It's only going to be a couple of chapters long and it's kinda obvious where it's going. Don't take it too seriously and sorry about all the songs not being from the proper time, but I'm not exactly sure what teenagers where listening to in England back then so you're suck with older songs I have on my CDs from back then-ish. Lol, anyne who owns the CD 'Now 4' should recognize the origin of two of them. The Backstreet Boys one was taken off their first CD (that I know of) as a sidenote kinda thing. Yeah... the point of this story is to keep me entertained when I'm bored so don't kill me.
Please R&R!