Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Warnings: Mild lyrics, slash of the H/D variety

Author's notes follow story.

Hermione Granger was intelligent. The cleverest witch in her year, and one of the only people to read the entire Hogwart's library before they graduated.

And she still couldn't figure out why she had 'I Just Do' by Go Sailor as her theme song. She'd expected to have maybe classical music or something more... classy. But apparently she was stuck with this.

It seemed everyone was having trouble finding the reason behind her theme song. Ron refused to talk about it, though obviously he was in love with someone. I wonder who, Hermione mused a she absently made notes on the meanings that could be derived from the lyrics of her song, I wonder if it's a Gryffindor. I'd love him to finally notice me but... like THAT'S ever going to happen.

Harry on the other hand, she was convinced he knew exactly why he had the song he did. The way he blushed and stuttered out that he wasn't doing the extra credit essay was just so obvious.

She looked at the lyrics of her song again and sighed in frustration. Of all the songs... why this one?

Draco was practically walking on air. Harry had spoken up for him.

He's so nice, such a Gryffindork, he pasued for thought, I take that back. He's so nice but he's also practically a Slytherin. Oo... Harry in Slytherin... Harry in the same dorm as me... Harry in my bed...

Draco knew he had to be blushing.

Shaking his head to clear it of any unhelpful – but not necessarily unwanted – thoughts Draco turned his attention back to the matter at hand, "Pansy, darling, if you can't figure out the deeper meaning behind your theme song then don't write the extra credit assignment."

"But Drakey I need the extra marks!"

"Uh-huh... Well why don't you go see if Millicent or Morag have any ideas, hmm?"

"Morag?"

"God Pansy, she's in our year. And a Slytherin... Come to think of it you've shared a dorm with her for nearly seven years, and you don't know who she is?"

Pansy wandered off in search of Morag.

Draco resumed his reverie. God... I wish I hadn't had to perform that bloody charm in front of the entire class. I can't believe the charm actually worked.

He found the idea of a charm that could so easily see into his soul and match his feelings in music so perfectly disturbing, very disturbing.

And Harry's theme... God his theme was about wanting sex, or at least that's what I heard. I can't believe the Golden Boy only wants... that. He must be more depreived then I thought.

Oo... Another delicious idea. Helping Harry get over his sexual frustration... Mmm...

Draco dropped his fork and the clatter of cutlery woke him up from his deliciously intoxicating daydream.

Putting his death glare in place and picking the fork up he looked at everyone who dared to raise an eyebrow at what a space case he was becoming. Totally not his fault. It was all Harry's fault! No one who looked that good in over-sized clothes and round, wire framed glasses could be legal.

He looked suspiciously down at his food-filled plate. Or maybe it was the House Elves revenge upon him for waking them at odd hours with odd requests.

He dropped his fork again. Best not to risk it.

A/N- It was getting to close to something resembling angst at the end there, had to throw in something to do with forks! Forks are fun. Anyway, what do you think of Hermione's theme song? It took me a while to settle on one. Originally I was thinking of 'Science Genius Girl' but it was written in 2003 so that didn't work. Boo! Rest assured, another chapter is on it's way in which many people reveal their inner most soul!

Reviews feed my muse!

SiriusB1: Lol, yes I update fast... At least for this story! Thanks for your continued comments.

thedarkside45: You know, there's a reason that mind-readers are universally hated. Glad you're getting a good laugh out of the story!

Hermione's theme song:

I Just Do – Go Sailor

I dropped a penny and you picked it up
you want to be something when you grow up
you make me laugh and you don't even try
you say that sometimes you just like to cry

I'm in love with that
I'm in love with you
and I'm in love with everything that you do
you couldn't make a mistake in my eyes
just the way that you are has got me hypnotized
that I'm dreaming, dreaming
dreaming about you

I asked you if you could ever love me
you said the oranges in your garden are free
I asked you if there was more to this thing
you said that you liked the way that I sing

I'm in love with that
I'm in love with you
and I'm in love with everything that you do
you couldn't make a mistake in my eyes
just the way that you are has got me hypnotized
that I'm dreaming, dreaming
dreaming about you

somebody took all the things that
I wish for the most and put them in you, in you
I know that I shouldn't like you this much I can't help it
oh well, I just do
I just do

I said that being your friend was okay
you called when I wasn't home yesterday
I offered romance to you by mistake
still you laugh at most every joke that I make

I'm in love with that
I'm in love with you
and I'm in love with everything that you do
you couldn't make a mistake in my eyes
just the way that you are has got me hypnotized
that I'm dreaming, dreaming
dreaming about you