This is going to be funnier than Fushigi Yuugi American Idol! It the 1st chapter of 2nd Chance!!!!! In this chapter you want to get ready to laugh your butt off!!
In the Afterlife:
Suzuki :( looking at Nuriko, Tasuki, Chichiri, Hotohori, and Chiriko,) I know that you four are mad that you had to sacrifice yourself for me....
Tasuki (sarcastic) Nooo!!! I'm glad that I'm here and can't live like everyone else!
Chichiri: look at the good news; you can drink all the root beer you want.
Chiriko: Yeah, remember last night?
(Flashback)
(Tasuki drinking a jug of root beer)
People in background: Jug, jug, jug, jug, jug, jug!!!!!
(Back to the present)
Hotohori: Yeah then you caught Miaka on fire, slap the daylights out of Tomo the Homo, and caught the place on fire!
Tasuki: Not my fault they paid me $5.00 for a jug.
Chichiri: No, he said can he have your autograph.
Tasuki: So what, same thing!!
Suzaku: Like I was saying, I opened a restaurant called Suzaku Hut. And I want you three to work there. And if it works out, I might give you a second chance.
Everyone: yay!!!!
Suzaku: Now, Hotohori you are the dude who take people coats and hang them up, Tasuki is the waiter, Chichiri is the entertainer, Nuriko is security, and Chiriko is the chef.
Tasuki: What! I thought you want to have a restaurant, not a torture room.
Suzaku: Chiriko can cook, if he put his mind in to it.
Chichiri: What brain? No da.
(Everyone laugh)
Chiriko: Well I don't see why you are trying to laugh Homo.
Nuriko: Who are you talking to shrimp!
Chiriko: the only homo here!
Tomo: (leaving) well that means me.
Nuriko: Oh
Suzaku: It begins tomorrow!
To be continued in the next chapter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .