Disclaimer: No own, no sue

Warnings: Mild lyrics, fluff, slash

Author's Notes: Aww... This is the last chapter! It's ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvver!!! Tee-hee, I might make a sequel... or not... we'll see. I encourage anyone who liked this story to go read Deny Thy Father, Something Kinda Funny (even if mpreg squicks so out try reading it, it's a humor story!), Leg Room (complete and utter lunacy in the form of Harry/Draco slash!), and my newest story (which may or may not be up yet) Harry Potter and his Fairy Goth Mother (a humorous take on the traditional 'rebel!Harry' fics out there!)

Epilogue: Truly Madly Deeply

Harry Potter's successful defeat of the Dark Lord Voldemort during his final year of schooling is now humorously attributed to one Draco Malfoy. Shortly before the seventh years at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry were scheduled to take the NEWT exams a cloaked assassin crept into the Gryffindor dorms in an attempt to silence the 'Golden Boy' once and for all.

Thanks to his boyfriend, Draco Malfoy, Harry was not in his bed at the time and so his dorm mates were able to apprehend the confused man and take him to Headmaster Dumbledore for questioning.

Soon after the final battle began.

Forewarned, as they say, is forearmed and after questioning under Veratiserum the assailant revealed the Dark Lord's plans for attack.

Hogwarts was prepared and, when Death Eaters stormed the castle they found it filled to the brim with Aurors and members of the renowned 'Order of the Phoenix.' Needless to say, Voldemort's plans failed.

While this was going on Draco Malfoy, using parental connections, snuck his boyfriend into Voldemort's headquarters. Mr. Potter and Voldemort dueled and soon Voldemort was vanquished by, not a spell or potion, but a 'bullet' through his head. A 'bullet' is a muggle explosive that, when used in tandem with a 'gun', is deadly.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy would not comment on the circumstances surrounding their relationship, but this reporter has heard tales that a wedding is in the near future for the two of them.

- Rita Skeeter

XoX

Draco slammed his copy of the latest 'Prophet' down and screamed his frustration wordlessly.

"How the hell did she know we were getting married?" he asked.

Harry looked at the picture that accompanied the article and smiled. "I don't know Dray," he laughed, "could it have anything to do with the rings on our fingers?"

Draco looked down at the photograph and bushed. "Yes, well..."

"I know what you mean," Harry sighed, wrapping his arms around his fiancé, "it'd be nice to keep our private lives private for once."

Draco smiled and looked down at the ring that circled his left ring finger, "I don't know. Some part of me wants to tell the whole world you're mine."

"I think Rita did that for us," Harry said, tapping the article on the table.

"Yes, well you think that would've stopped the love letters wouldn't you?" Draco grumbled, leafing through a pile of said letters. "Listen to the gall of these people. 'Dearest Harry, if you ever get tired of the blonde come fly with me. Ben Johnson.'"

Harry laughed and pulled Draco closer, "Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I'm all yours."

"And you'd do best to remember that."

"Mmm... Of course." Harry licked the side of Draco's neck, "But that means you're mine too."

Shrugging Draco pulled his soon-to-be-husband into his lap. "I think I can live with that."

XoX

Harry and Draco's wedding was an event for the ages.

It was hosted in beautiful Malfoy Manor, located in the south of Wales. The gardens were filled with cream roses and house elves had spent the majority of the week preparing everything.

Chairs lined the finely groomed lawns and there wasn't a spare seat in the house. The Weasleys took up the entire first row and confused – and maybe just a bit devious –ushers could be heard asking guests if they were friends of the groom or the groom. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger stood beside their best friend as he said his vows and Hermione could be seen crying as Dumbledore announced that the marriage ceremony was complete.

Blaise Zambini, Draco's best man, hit it off with Seamus Finnegan and the two were seen leaving the reception early.

Perhaps the most memorable moment of the wedding – aside from Severus Snape grabbing Remus Lupin and kissing him full on the mouth – was the two grooms' first dance as a married couple.

The two refused the use of a DJ for the dance, stating that they didn't need one. And then, with four whispered words, music filled the ballroom of Malfoy Manor.

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy...

The End