Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha. I simply own but 2 dollars. So if you're
going to sue me, don't expect that big of a payoff.
A/N: *eyes wide* omg! I never expected so many reviews! And in less than 10 hours! Well for all your efforts to review, I'm going to give you all one hell of a chapter! And if you didn't get who had been switched here's the list:
Miroku-Kouga Sesshomaru-Inu Yasha Shippo-Naraku
Sorry if this was confusing. The original plot was for just Inu Yasha and Miroku to be switched but I decided that I would change all of them just for the simple fact that I wanted a laugh.
~ Reviewer Responses ~
Squeakers: its good? And I'm glad that you liked it and that it wasn't confusing. And I'm defiantly going to keep it up.
Areine: Thank you! And Shippo made me laugh too even though I wrote it: P And you get to see who the characters are and not have to think any more because the chapter is up!
Niohanyoumiko: I hope the story lives up to its expectations! And here's your update!
xXMidori-ChanXx: Thank you for the compliment! I'm glad it wasn't confusing. And about the character switches, you may be right but you'll have to see in this chapter!
Midnight Youkai: *backs away slowly* please don't hurt me! I'm too young to die! And plus if your minions kill me, you wouldn't get the update would you? J/K. I get the point and here your chapter.
Vic_18: Thanks. You'll have to check the characters now don't ya? Here's your update.
O2: your not going to steal Christmas on me like the Grinch are you? Hope not cause Christmas is over and I'm enjoying my gifts. And now you don't have to look forward to this cause the chapters here.
SilverKnight7: Ok!
Inuyasha'sbabe01: Thank you. I know it was confusing but explanations will be in this chapter.
Sailor Mini Venus: there is going to be a lot of weird thinking going on in this chapter so bear with me and here's your chapter!
Kitsune of Chaos: *smiles* it is weird. I'm weird so what do you expect? And thank you.
Soulasassin: Thank you. And you will find out about pairings this chapter.
Anime-luvver: Hi! Thank you! And here's your update so don't fret about what happens!
AibouEnjeruAibou: I always write unusual stuff so don't be surprised about this. And about your guess there's more than 2 so wait and see!
Forever Kagome: Thank you so much! Creativity? My friend helped me write this so I can't take all the credit. If you want to see some fics written by the author that helped me check out Yamashi-chan.
Alliebug27: I hope it is going to be a good story and please keep reading even if you don't want to review.
Lord Fluffy's Rin: Sort of funny? O dear. I didn't do it that well did I? And about Rin's age I had to change it so that Sesshomaru wouldn't have taken Rin with him for a while so he wouldn't know what was wrong and take her to Keade's. And you know what happens from there right? And you're right. Keade and Naraku would probably be dead and the quest over. And here's your update.
Puppiescute a.k.a. Mic Mic: This was wrong. I'm wrong so what can you expect? Pairing I hope will be really funny and I agree. There is way too many Kag/Sess fics out there. That pairing is just wrong. O and I've read some of your stories (absolutely genius) and your bio. Not making fun of you but your nuts. Completely and totally insane. Well enjoy this chapter and update your stories soon!
AmaiSango: *smiles* thank you! Here's your update and you'll see about how they react in each other's bodies this chapter. Enjoy!
Xo-Kagome-ox: I hope this will turn out to be a great fanfic. And sorry it took me awhile to update. School and cadets really takes up a lot of my time. Well who cares now? UPDATENESS!
Mukino Kuneka: Well you get to see what happens now don't you? 'I'm sorry it ended really fast but I was writing this at 4:30 in the morning so instead of making this a one shot I made it a 2-3 chapter story. And I'm glad you got sucked into this. Thank you for looking forward to this and I will continue to write.
Kaguya: I'm glad you thought it was funny and I realize that it was confusing so explanations will be in this chapter.
Animefun725: Glad you like it girl! Thanks for loving it and I will keep it up and you keep your stories up! And about your little ff.net problem, hope it gets sorted out and you get to update.
Jamethiel1: I'm so happy you found it funny and the original plot was for Miroku and Inu Yasha to switch bodies (I would have loved to write those but imagine Miroku in Kouga's body. The possibilities!) But I changed it so that all of them switched. But yea and here's the update.
IceSpikexBlackRose: I'm extremely happy you like it! Here's the next chapter so you don't have to wait and hopefully it's as interesting as the last chapter!
~ End ~
That took almost two pages! Thank you all very much! If you want to check out the author that helped me write this check out Yamashi-chan. That's all here. Read and enjoy!
Wait! One last note. I'm not going to be calling the characters by the person. I'm going to call them by what body they are in. Ex: Miroku is in Kouga's body so he is going to be called Kouga.
Ch2 Chaos
Ayame looked out of the cave and wonder what the hell had gotten into Kouga. First he had woken up and was muttering to himself and then he dashed out to glare at his reflection in the water for awhile. If that wasn't bizarre enough, Kouga had then jumped up and ran away at top speed, yelling that he was going to see Kagome.
Ayame, deciding that she wanted to see what was going on, followed right behind him. 'This way.' She decided taking a right. She dashed along river, picking up bits of Kouga's scent, which was scared and confused.
Ayame turned a corner to see Kouga stopped there, staring at his hand and muttering curses and prayers. 'You alright Kouga?' Asked Ayame, nearly making Kouga jump out of his skin in fright. 'I'm fine. Go back to the den.' He snapped.
'Well excuse me for being worried Mr. I-don't-like-anyone-besides-Kagome.' She said sarcastically, before turning around and running back the way she came.
Kouga watched as she left. He looked down at his hand and back towards the east again. He looked for a few seconds before running toward where Kagome and the others had set up camp.
~~ Inu Yasha
'And I said to go die just like that clay pot.' Said Inu Yasha calmly to Kagome. Kagome burst into tears and shouted 'OSAWARI!' before turning to flee to the forest, close in pursuit was Sango.
'You ok dog turd?' asked Miroku with a smirk. 'I am not turd, you stupid monk. You will address me with respect.' Inu Yasha said calmly. 'And Kagome is my woman. You will address her with respect or the wolves will eat you up.' Said Miroku getting in a fighting stance.
'So you want to fight me?' Asked Inu Yasha with a monotone voice. He looked down at his arm and hip. A smile spread across Inu Yasha's face that had been passive just a moment ago. He reached down and grasped Tetsusiga. A Blue barrier sprung up. 'Damn it all to hell! I still can't use it!' He cried.
'OSAWARI!' came a voice from the woods. 'What do you mean you still can't use it?' Asked Kagome coming out of the woods teary eyes. Inu Yasha never answered her. He just turned around and crossed his arms.
Miroku, looking at Kagome in distress, came over and out his arms around her shoulders. 'Leave him and be my woman Kagome.' Said Miroku, pulling Kagome close. Kagome, stunned by his actions, didn't offer any resistance.
'HENTAI!' Screamed Sango as she smacked him over the head. 'What is up with you boys today? It's like you switched bodies.' Sango putting her face close to Miroku's. Realizing what she was doing, Sango whipped back, a blush on her face.
'SANGO!' came a voice from the distance. Upon hearing her name, Sango whipped around looking for the voice. 'Kouga?' asked Sango, stunned by the figure that stopped in front of her.
'Sango, I need your help.' Said Kouga desperately, reaching out. Sango opened her mouth to speak when all that was heard was a loud SMACK! Kouga lay on the ground, a large red hand print on his face.
Kagome waking from her stupor looked over to Sango. 'What was that for?' asked Kagome, bending down to poke the unconscious wolf. 'He was rubbing my butt just like Miroku does!' cried Sango blushing madly.
Kagome raised an eyebrow at that comment. 'Ok. This day is starting off way to weird for my liking. Want to see if you can come to my time today for the duration?' asked Kagome seriously. Sango rolled her eyes. 'You know I would. But we can't.' She said turning around to face the road.
Kagome's face closed up all of a sudden. 'Sesshomaru is coming.' She said quietly. Sango looked over at her startled for a moment before nodding and grabbing her weapon and getting in a fighting stance.
Long before they saw Sesshomaru coming up the dusty road, they heard the argument.
'But I always follow you fluffy-chan. So why are you telling me to stop now?' said Rin when the group had come into view. 'Well I'm saying don't follow me and don't call me fluffy! Growled Sesshomaru.
'Milord! Milord!' cried the with the world's most annoying voice Jaken. 'What is wrong? Yesterday you said that we were going back to the Western Lands and now your are saying that we have to go see your hanyou's dirty wench?'
'Say anything else about Kagome and I will slit your throat!' Yelled Sesshomaru, rounding on Jaken. (Don't worry loyal Inu/Kag fans! This is not going to be a Sess/Kag pairing!) Jaken Jumped back in from Sesshomaru. 'You would kill me for that woman?' asked Jaken bursting into tears.
Rin just stopped and looked at Sesshomaru. He turned around and looked at her, his expression foreboding. 'You better not do what I think your going to do.' Sesshomaru said, his eyes narrowing.
'What do you think I'm going to do?' asked Rin, her voice strained. 'O god you are!' He said just as she burst into tears. 'Stop crying. Please stop crying!' he said sound desperate. 'You don't want me anymore!' shouted Rin. 'I'm just a pet aren't I?' Sesshomaru backed away slowly. Rin stopped crying and glared at Sesshomaru. 'I'm going to go talked to Kagome.' She declared and stomped off.
'.' Was the only thought in Sesshomaru's head as he decided that there was no other choice but to follow.
Sesshomaru walked behind Rin and entered the camp where Kagome and Sango were looking at him, their expressions flat.
Sesshomaru's dark expression brightened the minute he laid eyes on Kagome. 'Kagome!' Sesshomaru smiled and stretched his arms out to embrace Kagome. Kagome dropped to the ground and rolled away from him.
'What the hell do you think you're doing?' screamed Kagome, Rin and Sango at the same time while hitting him over the head with any available objects, including the still unconscious Kouga and the still sleeping Shippo.
'What is the meaning of this?' Asked a fluster, now wide-awake kitsune. He stood up and brushed himself off. 'Don't break the merchandise wench.' He said haughtily as he strutted away from her, looking high and mighty.
Sesshomaru stood up and calmly walked over to Shippo. He bonked him on the head a couple of times before going over to a tree and hopping up and crossing his arms over his chest.
The camp was silent.
Kagome grabbed Rin and Sango before she walked a little ways away from the camp. 'Do you think the planned this?' She asked looking at the faces of the other confused teens.
'I don't know. This is all so weird. The only thing that could be any weirder and confuse me anymore would be for Naraku to show up and act all nice and. strange.' Said Sango.
As if on cue, a large white feather appeared in the sky. It landed in the middle of the camp where Kagura, Kanna and Naraku jumped down. Naraku looked around at the blank faces in the camp before his eyes landed on a certain someone.
'Kagome!' he screamed before he ran over and flung his arms around her middle. He snuggled into her stomach and said 'I was so afraid the I wouldn't see you again, Kagome mamma.'
Kagome stood stiff as a board while everyone looked on in amazement.
A/N: ok I'm going to stop here and make a chapter 3. Firstly I want to thank all of my reviewers for their support. You guys are my motivation to keep this up.
Secondly I want to say thanks to Yamashi-chan for helping me with this story.
And thirdly I want to say thank you to my parents for letting me use the Internet to post this and the almighty Remiko Takahashi for creating such a wonderful wicked anime.
I don't know when chapter 3 is going to be up because of exams so hopefully it will be up soon. As for other fics, as of right now they are all on hiatus. No more chapters will be posted until Feb.1 at the earliest. All fics will be updated within the first week of February.
Thanks to all Ja Ne!
Andi~
A/N: *eyes wide* omg! I never expected so many reviews! And in less than 10 hours! Well for all your efforts to review, I'm going to give you all one hell of a chapter! And if you didn't get who had been switched here's the list:
Miroku-Kouga Sesshomaru-Inu Yasha Shippo-Naraku
Sorry if this was confusing. The original plot was for just Inu Yasha and Miroku to be switched but I decided that I would change all of them just for the simple fact that I wanted a laugh.
~ Reviewer Responses ~
Squeakers: its good? And I'm glad that you liked it and that it wasn't confusing. And I'm defiantly going to keep it up.
Areine: Thank you! And Shippo made me laugh too even though I wrote it: P And you get to see who the characters are and not have to think any more because the chapter is up!
Niohanyoumiko: I hope the story lives up to its expectations! And here's your update!
xXMidori-ChanXx: Thank you for the compliment! I'm glad it wasn't confusing. And about the character switches, you may be right but you'll have to see in this chapter!
Midnight Youkai: *backs away slowly* please don't hurt me! I'm too young to die! And plus if your minions kill me, you wouldn't get the update would you? J/K. I get the point and here your chapter.
Vic_18: Thanks. You'll have to check the characters now don't ya? Here's your update.
O2: your not going to steal Christmas on me like the Grinch are you? Hope not cause Christmas is over and I'm enjoying my gifts. And now you don't have to look forward to this cause the chapters here.
SilverKnight7: Ok!
Inuyasha'sbabe01: Thank you. I know it was confusing but explanations will be in this chapter.
Sailor Mini Venus: there is going to be a lot of weird thinking going on in this chapter so bear with me and here's your chapter!
Kitsune of Chaos: *smiles* it is weird. I'm weird so what do you expect? And thank you.
Soulasassin: Thank you. And you will find out about pairings this chapter.
Anime-luvver: Hi! Thank you! And here's your update so don't fret about what happens!
AibouEnjeruAibou: I always write unusual stuff so don't be surprised about this. And about your guess there's more than 2 so wait and see!
Forever Kagome: Thank you so much! Creativity? My friend helped me write this so I can't take all the credit. If you want to see some fics written by the author that helped me check out Yamashi-chan.
Alliebug27: I hope it is going to be a good story and please keep reading even if you don't want to review.
Lord Fluffy's Rin: Sort of funny? O dear. I didn't do it that well did I? And about Rin's age I had to change it so that Sesshomaru wouldn't have taken Rin with him for a while so he wouldn't know what was wrong and take her to Keade's. And you know what happens from there right? And you're right. Keade and Naraku would probably be dead and the quest over. And here's your update.
Puppiescute a.k.a. Mic Mic: This was wrong. I'm wrong so what can you expect? Pairing I hope will be really funny and I agree. There is way too many Kag/Sess fics out there. That pairing is just wrong. O and I've read some of your stories (absolutely genius) and your bio. Not making fun of you but your nuts. Completely and totally insane. Well enjoy this chapter and update your stories soon!
AmaiSango: *smiles* thank you! Here's your update and you'll see about how they react in each other's bodies this chapter. Enjoy!
Xo-Kagome-ox: I hope this will turn out to be a great fanfic. And sorry it took me awhile to update. School and cadets really takes up a lot of my time. Well who cares now? UPDATENESS!
Mukino Kuneka: Well you get to see what happens now don't you? 'I'm sorry it ended really fast but I was writing this at 4:30 in the morning so instead of making this a one shot I made it a 2-3 chapter story. And I'm glad you got sucked into this. Thank you for looking forward to this and I will continue to write.
Kaguya: I'm glad you thought it was funny and I realize that it was confusing so explanations will be in this chapter.
Animefun725: Glad you like it girl! Thanks for loving it and I will keep it up and you keep your stories up! And about your little ff.net problem, hope it gets sorted out and you get to update.
Jamethiel1: I'm so happy you found it funny and the original plot was for Miroku and Inu Yasha to switch bodies (I would have loved to write those but imagine Miroku in Kouga's body. The possibilities!) But I changed it so that all of them switched. But yea and here's the update.
IceSpikexBlackRose: I'm extremely happy you like it! Here's the next chapter so you don't have to wait and hopefully it's as interesting as the last chapter!
~ End ~
That took almost two pages! Thank you all very much! If you want to check out the author that helped me write this check out Yamashi-chan. That's all here. Read and enjoy!
Wait! One last note. I'm not going to be calling the characters by the person. I'm going to call them by what body they are in. Ex: Miroku is in Kouga's body so he is going to be called Kouga.
Ch2 Chaos
Ayame looked out of the cave and wonder what the hell had gotten into Kouga. First he had woken up and was muttering to himself and then he dashed out to glare at his reflection in the water for awhile. If that wasn't bizarre enough, Kouga had then jumped up and ran away at top speed, yelling that he was going to see Kagome.
Ayame, deciding that she wanted to see what was going on, followed right behind him. 'This way.' She decided taking a right. She dashed along river, picking up bits of Kouga's scent, which was scared and confused.
Ayame turned a corner to see Kouga stopped there, staring at his hand and muttering curses and prayers. 'You alright Kouga?' Asked Ayame, nearly making Kouga jump out of his skin in fright. 'I'm fine. Go back to the den.' He snapped.
'Well excuse me for being worried Mr. I-don't-like-anyone-besides-Kagome.' She said sarcastically, before turning around and running back the way she came.
Kouga watched as she left. He looked down at his hand and back towards the east again. He looked for a few seconds before running toward where Kagome and the others had set up camp.
~~ Inu Yasha
'And I said to go die just like that clay pot.' Said Inu Yasha calmly to Kagome. Kagome burst into tears and shouted 'OSAWARI!' before turning to flee to the forest, close in pursuit was Sango.
'You ok dog turd?' asked Miroku with a smirk. 'I am not turd, you stupid monk. You will address me with respect.' Inu Yasha said calmly. 'And Kagome is my woman. You will address her with respect or the wolves will eat you up.' Said Miroku getting in a fighting stance.
'So you want to fight me?' Asked Inu Yasha with a monotone voice. He looked down at his arm and hip. A smile spread across Inu Yasha's face that had been passive just a moment ago. He reached down and grasped Tetsusiga. A Blue barrier sprung up. 'Damn it all to hell! I still can't use it!' He cried.
'OSAWARI!' came a voice from the woods. 'What do you mean you still can't use it?' Asked Kagome coming out of the woods teary eyes. Inu Yasha never answered her. He just turned around and crossed his arms.
Miroku, looking at Kagome in distress, came over and out his arms around her shoulders. 'Leave him and be my woman Kagome.' Said Miroku, pulling Kagome close. Kagome, stunned by his actions, didn't offer any resistance.
'HENTAI!' Screamed Sango as she smacked him over the head. 'What is up with you boys today? It's like you switched bodies.' Sango putting her face close to Miroku's. Realizing what she was doing, Sango whipped back, a blush on her face.
'SANGO!' came a voice from the distance. Upon hearing her name, Sango whipped around looking for the voice. 'Kouga?' asked Sango, stunned by the figure that stopped in front of her.
'Sango, I need your help.' Said Kouga desperately, reaching out. Sango opened her mouth to speak when all that was heard was a loud SMACK! Kouga lay on the ground, a large red hand print on his face.
Kagome waking from her stupor looked over to Sango. 'What was that for?' asked Kagome, bending down to poke the unconscious wolf. 'He was rubbing my butt just like Miroku does!' cried Sango blushing madly.
Kagome raised an eyebrow at that comment. 'Ok. This day is starting off way to weird for my liking. Want to see if you can come to my time today for the duration?' asked Kagome seriously. Sango rolled her eyes. 'You know I would. But we can't.' She said turning around to face the road.
Kagome's face closed up all of a sudden. 'Sesshomaru is coming.' She said quietly. Sango looked over at her startled for a moment before nodding and grabbing her weapon and getting in a fighting stance.
Long before they saw Sesshomaru coming up the dusty road, they heard the argument.
'But I always follow you fluffy-chan. So why are you telling me to stop now?' said Rin when the group had come into view. 'Well I'm saying don't follow me and don't call me fluffy! Growled Sesshomaru.
'Milord! Milord!' cried the with the world's most annoying voice Jaken. 'What is wrong? Yesterday you said that we were going back to the Western Lands and now your are saying that we have to go see your hanyou's dirty wench?'
'Say anything else about Kagome and I will slit your throat!' Yelled Sesshomaru, rounding on Jaken. (Don't worry loyal Inu/Kag fans! This is not going to be a Sess/Kag pairing!) Jaken Jumped back in from Sesshomaru. 'You would kill me for that woman?' asked Jaken bursting into tears.
Rin just stopped and looked at Sesshomaru. He turned around and looked at her, his expression foreboding. 'You better not do what I think your going to do.' Sesshomaru said, his eyes narrowing.
'What do you think I'm going to do?' asked Rin, her voice strained. 'O god you are!' He said just as she burst into tears. 'Stop crying. Please stop crying!' he said sound desperate. 'You don't want me anymore!' shouted Rin. 'I'm just a pet aren't I?' Sesshomaru backed away slowly. Rin stopped crying and glared at Sesshomaru. 'I'm going to go talked to Kagome.' She declared and stomped off.
'.' Was the only thought in Sesshomaru's head as he decided that there was no other choice but to follow.
Sesshomaru walked behind Rin and entered the camp where Kagome and Sango were looking at him, their expressions flat.
Sesshomaru's dark expression brightened the minute he laid eyes on Kagome. 'Kagome!' Sesshomaru smiled and stretched his arms out to embrace Kagome. Kagome dropped to the ground and rolled away from him.
'What the hell do you think you're doing?' screamed Kagome, Rin and Sango at the same time while hitting him over the head with any available objects, including the still unconscious Kouga and the still sleeping Shippo.
'What is the meaning of this?' Asked a fluster, now wide-awake kitsune. He stood up and brushed himself off. 'Don't break the merchandise wench.' He said haughtily as he strutted away from her, looking high and mighty.
Sesshomaru stood up and calmly walked over to Shippo. He bonked him on the head a couple of times before going over to a tree and hopping up and crossing his arms over his chest.
The camp was silent.
Kagome grabbed Rin and Sango before she walked a little ways away from the camp. 'Do you think the planned this?' She asked looking at the faces of the other confused teens.
'I don't know. This is all so weird. The only thing that could be any weirder and confuse me anymore would be for Naraku to show up and act all nice and. strange.' Said Sango.
As if on cue, a large white feather appeared in the sky. It landed in the middle of the camp where Kagura, Kanna and Naraku jumped down. Naraku looked around at the blank faces in the camp before his eyes landed on a certain someone.
'Kagome!' he screamed before he ran over and flung his arms around her middle. He snuggled into her stomach and said 'I was so afraid the I wouldn't see you again, Kagome mamma.'
Kagome stood stiff as a board while everyone looked on in amazement.
A/N: ok I'm going to stop here and make a chapter 3. Firstly I want to thank all of my reviewers for their support. You guys are my motivation to keep this up.
Secondly I want to say thanks to Yamashi-chan for helping me with this story.
And thirdly I want to say thank you to my parents for letting me use the Internet to post this and the almighty Remiko Takahashi for creating such a wonderful wicked anime.
I don't know when chapter 3 is going to be up because of exams so hopefully it will be up soon. As for other fics, as of right now they are all on hiatus. No more chapters will be posted until Feb.1 at the earliest. All fics will be updated within the first week of February.
Thanks to all Ja Ne!
Andi~