My friend came up with this when we were in 8th grade and I wrote it. Were in 10th grade now, and I just found it while I was looking for extra paper I could finish my math on (and I'm still not done with it, stupid distractions) Anyways, I decided to post it, even if it's just so my friend could read it. Do you remember this Schwarzryuu?

Disclaimer: I don't own them but if I did own an anime character I would want it to be Marron from sorcerer hunters, he's a cutie

Farfarello laid sprawled out on the living room floor playing with his blender and watching good quality programs that hurt God. Now, most people wouldn't know, but it's hard to hurt god on Mondays. Especially when no one's around. At least when Brad was around he could hurt him, which was like hurting god, since Brad seemed to think he was god. Nagi had locked himself in his room, Schuldig was still sleeping (which hurt god because it was like 2:00 in the afternoon), and Brad had gone to a Business meeting. If he dident hurt god soon he was going to have to do something drastic. Last time this resulted in Farfie running through the house with Schuldig's coat on backwards yelling cross dressing hurts god.

Just then the doorbell rang. Farfie looked around for a second then got up to answer the door. Two very happy looking people greeted him.

"Hello their sir, we are two missionary's from the church of Jesus Christ, and we want to teach YOU about god"

Farfarello stood there for a second blinking, debating over weather to give them a quick death and get these retched god loving humans of this planet as soon as possible or extend their torturing time and make them suffer.

Schuldig woke up to the distinct feeling that something was wrong. He could feel two unfamiliar minds among the quiet house. That was the second problem... their house was never quiet when Farfarello was around. He quickly got out of bed and ran down stairs where he could feel Farfarello's presence. Evidently Nagi had sensed something was wrong too since he was standing in front of the door staring. The scene before Schuldig surprised him. There was two people dressed in church uniforms holding bibles while leading a willing Farfarello out the door.

"Uh, what's going on?" The red head asked

"Don't worry Schu, I WANT to go." Farf gave him a deranged but happy smile. Schuldig hesitated for a second, then smiled.

"Ok, whatever you say...."

"We'll have him back in an hour." One of the bible thumpers spoke out.

"Oh no you wont..."

"What?"

"Nothing, have fun!"

One hour later Farfarello came back home with a blood stained vest and pants. Brad raised an eyebrow.

"And where were you?"

"Hurting god."