Disclaimer: *looks at Lawyers crowded around* Yes I own Inu Yasha. *Lawyers haul out lawsuits* Ok fine! I don't.

Warning for extreme OOC-ness and mention of sexuality (not in a bad way though)

A/N: I just changed my name. Sorry for the confusion but Genie was really starting to grate on me. Well to the story. Sorry for the wait. Midterms take a lot of studying and studying takes a lot of time. Other updates for other stories coming soon. This is not the last chapter for 'Midnight Switch.' I'm having a lot of fun with this so I'm not going to stop the madness yet.

And one last favor from all of you. Not that I don't appreciate all the reviews I'm getting, can you also please direct your attention to my other stories. They are being ignored and I'm getting really sad. I worked just as hard on them so please R&R this story and my other ones. Enough banter for this A/N. on to the story after the reviewer responses.

~ Reviewer Responses ~

xXMidori-ChanXx: Yes you were right. Thank you so much for liking this story. And I'm sorry I had to put my stories on hiatus but I really needed the marks I'm going to get off my midterms so I couldn't be distracted with trying to keep up updates. Read and enjoy!

Alliebug27: If you loved the Nar/Kag bit in the last chapter, your gonna love this chapter (but its not a paring.that would just be wrong!)

Silverknight7: Midterms are evil (don't have finals until June) and ouch. Your science fair is so soon. My science fair is coming up on the 17th. So I have a bit to go before mine. And thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed.

xo-Kagome-ox: Thanks for the enthusiasm. And I'm updating now so have a ball.

Tina: It tends to do that doesn't it. You're not the only one who thinks that either. A lot of my friends (who get to read my chapters before anyone else) said that it gave them disturbing mental pictures as well. And if you enjoy being disturbed like that, you may want to check out a FY fic that I'm going to write in the near future.

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Alyssa: thank you. And don't say please. I hate manners but don't get really rude cause I hate that too.

Nehokia Nazaumi: ok I will update soon.

Jaded Image: Yup I did start a new fic but I don't mind that you didn't review and midterms do tend to do that don't they? But it's alright and I'm sorry that I didn't get around to reviewing your story yet but I have read it and it is genius.

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Ch3 The chaos begins

'AAAAAHHHHHHHH!' Screamed Kagome as she looked down to her waist where Naraku was currently snuggling. Naraku jumped back startled. 'What's wrong?' He asked, moving close to her again.

'Nar.Nar.NARAKU!' Kagome screamed again as she ran behind Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha turned around and glared at Kagome. 'What makes you think I'm going to protect you?' Kagome blinked and backed away from the glaring hanyou. 'What? You said you would always protect me!' she cried.

'No I didn't.' said Sesshomaru from the other side of the camp. 'What do you mean *I* Sesshomaru. I was talking to him.' She said pointing at Inu Yasha.

'Hold on a second. What's your name?' asked Rin pointing to Sesshomaru. 'The hell? My names Inu Yasha.' Rin looked startled but nodded her head. She pointed to Miroku. 'My names Kouga.' Said the monk slowly. Rin nodded and moved to the next person.

'Miroku.' He said when Rin landed on him. (For those of you that re going to be confused just like me and my friends, all the characters are still going to be in each others body but are going to be called by their real names)

Rin walked over to Shippo and kneeled down. 'Naraku?' She asked. Shippo nodded and looked away rudely. Rin stood and dusted off her kimono.' And let me guess: Shippo.' Rin said looking at the pouting figure of Naraku.

'If I worked this out right in my head'. Rin turned around and smiled. 'FLUFFY-CHAN!' Rin cried happily. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes to the name. 'I told you not to call me that in public.' He whined.

'Ok! Now that we know who every body is, we just have to find out what caused this.' Said Kagome, taking on the role of the leader. Everyone nodded in agreement. 'We do have to find that out but first, Ramen.' Said Inu Yasha. He looked at Kagome. 'Make me some.' Was all he said to her.

'Say please and I might Sess.I mean Inu Yasha' Said Kagome, turning away quickly. 'What did you just call me?' Asked Inu Yasha whirling around to glare at Kagome. 'Umm.Inu Yasha?' She laughed weakly.

'No you didn't. Not at first.' Shouted Inu Yasha. 'So? Who cares? It was a slip of the tongue. Leave me alone and OSAWARI!' Sesshomaru dropped to the ground. 'Damn you, you infernal woman! Why must you persist?!' Shouted Sesshomaru as soon as he could get up.

Kagome was about to answer to that when, from across the camp, a scream of 'KOUGA' and a smack was heard. Everybody turned to look at and embarrassed Sango and a twitching wolf prince lying on the ground. Kouga walked over to his body that was still twitching from the blow it received from Sango. 'Don't ruin my body, Monk. My hands are for Kagome only.'

WHACK!

Kouga now lay next to his body not moving. Kagome and Inu Yasha stood behind where the wolf prince was standing but a moment ago, their arms outstretched.

Inu Yasha stood glaring over the non-moving figure when his head suddenly shot up and he growled. He spun around searching wildly. 'Sesshomaru that's my body! Calm your hormones I can you smell you all the way here!'

A rustle was heard and a giggling, red-faced Rin emerged from the woods. 'Nasty. Thinking that Sesshomaru was getting off in your body.' Said Rin as she moved into the group.

A moment later Sesshomaru also emerged from the woods. 'You just had to get off didn't you?' Inu Yasha ranted as soon as his body had joined the group.

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes as Kagome went over to her pack and withdrew 8 cups of instant ramen, a timer and a kettle.

After seeing what Kagome was extracting from her pack, Inu Yasha had a small fire going in a blink of an eye. Kagome quickly set up the meal and went over to Inu Yasha.

She was ready to plop down on his lap into his waiting arms when she stopped. 'He may be Inu Yasha on the inside but he is Sesshomaru on the outside.' She thought.

Kagome sighed and plopped down next to Inu Yasha, even thought Inu Yasha was still ready to receive her onto his lap.

'Kagome, what time is it?' Asked Shippo, looking up from his glaring contest with Naraku.

'10:00am' Said Kagome looking at her watch.

'WHAT?!' Everyone screamed at the same time. 'It's only 10? This day feels like its gone on for years.' Groaned Sango.

While everyone sat, wallowing in self-pity, the ramen finished cooking and was distributed among everyone. They ate in silence except for the occasional growl from all of the males, excluding Naraku and Shippo, whom were still having a glaring contest.

'Why don't you both stop that and enjoy your meal?' asked Kagome after 10 minutes of constant glaring. 'Cause.' Was the only reply from both of them. Kagome sighed and started to clear away the garbage from everyone.

SMACK!

Sango stood up and dusted herself off while Miroku sat and bore a handprint on his cheek.

'I don't see why you have to continually hit my body.' Said Kouga crossly. 'Because its your body that keeps grabbing my ass!' Said Sango, rounding on the unsuspecting wolf. She reached out and grabbed him by his collar.

'Do you know what its like to gave a guy come up and continually grab your ass and never relent? Do you know what it's like to have to constantly watch your back for said guy? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A STRESS PIMPLE THE SIZE OF YOUR FAT, SWELLED UP HEAD GROWING ON YOUR NECK?! NO? I DIDN'T THINK SO! SO STOP COMPLAINING AND BUT OUT!'

Sango sat down and looked at all of her friends cowering in a heap across the campsite. 'I have been waiting a long time to get that out of my system.' She said with a smile. Everyone slowly stood up and walked cautiously over to join Sango.

'Boo.' Said Sango.

Everyone was back on the other side of the campsite cowering yet again from the wrath of Sango. Sango again just smiled and called Kirara over. She stood up and looked at her friends.

'Everyone get up. We have to go to the market.'

A/N: Longer chapters later. Sorry if that was really crappy and really short. I'm really tiered and I'm not in that much of a funny mood. But I promise if this turns out crappier than I thought I will remove the chapter and rewrite it. Plus I have FY on my mind so you all know.

On another note, I just finished watching Inu Yasha. They screwed Rin and Kouga's voices in the dubbed version.

Well Ja Ne!

Andi~