Disclaimer: Pi is exactly 4. Readers look stunned THAT is just about as likely as me owning Inu Yasha.
A/N: Welcome back loyal reviewers!! Reviewers haul out tomatoes Andi hides behind Inu Yasha and Co. who suddenly appears out of no where
Sorry for such a long wait!!! But Inu Yasha had to make sure he had a large part in this chapter...and he tried to kill me several times because of the Sesshomaru thing! (that and school) mutters angrily about stupid school
Inu Yasha: Weak excuses Andi...very weak...
Andi: stage whisper maybe they'll believe me!
Inu Yasha and Co: doubt it.
Andi: Aw well. I have two more little sections to do before I go on to the story so here they are.
Apology: I apologize to all reviewers for slow updates. I have been so busy in the past and will be very busy for the next week or so, but after that I should be able to get back on track and update all stories.
That's my apology and I'm stickin to it.
Reviewer Responses
xo-Kagome-ox: I agree with you! The voice they picked out for Kouga really sucks (no offense meant to those who like it). And Rin's is NOTHING like I excepted it to be. Have you heard her voice in Japanese? I like her voice there. Yes I watch Inu Yasha on YTV. That was too funny! LoL thanks for reading this far. I'm defiantly going to put you on my list of all time favorite reviewers (and im not kidding).
Rekouri Sentusu: Well you don't have to wait anymore do you? And you are also going on my list of favorites!
Anime-Luvver: I know I know!!! I hate not being able to for long periods of time! Thank you so much your enthusiasm really makes me want to update faster. And me too. And your going there too!
Jaded Image: Thank you. You're welcome. It was true. Your chapters are genius. And it wasn't just midterms that slowed me down. So much stuff is going on I just can't keep up.
Purple Haze: It is confusing. I was confused when I was writing it. And I'm updating now and you know that because of my e-mail.
CometsChaos: I am.
Animefun725: Thank you so much for all of your enthusiastic comments. I really appreciate your support. You're getting added to my list as well.
Mukino Kuneka: All most every voice is I swear! And I have to until someone I know started downloading IY episodes. Then I learned of good voices. And I've seen many in Japanese...your really missing out. (Sorry to rub it in) your also getting added to my favorites list of authors.
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Well that's enough rambling.
Ch4 The market...
"Osawari" came a voice from behind the trees. A thud echoed around the clearing. "Ooh!" came Sesshomaru's voice with a bang on the ground. The tree's rattled as an object was hurled into its branches. A cry sounded in the area while a thud that sounded like a kick bounced from tree to tree.
Sango, Kagome and Rin looked at the damage behind them.
The boys had declined going to the market saying that doing the shopping was a woman's work. All 3 women rounded on the boys to murder them when Kagome had stopped them.
A truly evil smirk was on her face when she motioned for the girl's to follow her to just a little out of the boy's hearing range.
"Why don't we give them a little punishment for being so rude to us?" Kagome had asked with the evil little grin on her face. With identical grins on their faces, Rin and Sango had readily agreed.
Kagome motioned them close and explained what to do.
They had walked back to camp and said that yes they would go to the market alone as long as they walked them so far.
The men, being as stupid and ignorant as one could possible get, agreed. They said they would walk to the Sakura tree grove where they would stop and wait for them to return. Kagome, Sango and Rin packed up camp, again this being "women's work".
After that being done, the group set off. They had been walking for no more than 3 minutes when Kagome had given the predetermined signal.
With a quick intake of air, Kagome all but screamed "OSAWARI!" while she grabbed hold of Naraku (in Shippo's body) and flung him into a tree as Sesshomaru went down (him being in Inu Yasha's body) from the Subduing spell.
Whilst Kagome took care of those 2, Sango had cracked her boomerang down over Miroku's (Kouga's) head. Rin had swept her leg across the back of Kouga's (Miroku's) knee's, causing him go fall to the ground with a grunt.
Last, but definitely not least, it had been Shippo's turn. The poor Kitsune never saw it coming. Kirara had transformed into her big form and pounced on him. Front on.
The girl, looking no worst for wear, turned and walked ahead to the market.
They stopped though, to admire the devilish work. All of the boy's, excluding Shippo who was still in a tree, we laying flat on the ground, faces in the dirt.
"Now boy's, we ARE willing to accept an apology along with an escort to the market. Though, if you refuse...well let's just say we have more tricks up our sleeves." Kagome said as the other joined in with a chorus of "yea".
With a resigned sigh, the boys struggled to their feet. The trudged behind the girl's without a word. Taking this as a yes, the girl turned, not expecting a counter attack.
Miroku grabbed Sango, twirled her around and hoisted her over his shoulder and took off. Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru followed suit with Kagome and Rin as Kouga, and Shippo followed at their heels.
Naraku was left in the tree.
Several minutes and curses later, Naraku had once again joined the group. The girls were still ranting and raving about having to be carried to the market and they were demanding to be put down as they were still slung over the boy's shoulders.
Finally resigning, they stopped and literally dumped the girl off their shoulder onto the ground.
"Baka." Muttered Rin as she stood up, shoving Sesshomaru's hand out of the way. "I don't need you help." She said, as she stuck up her nose and walked away. Unfortunately, along with sticking up her nose, Rin had closed her eyes and walked strait into a tree.
The poor girl. Everyone burst out laughing, including Sesshomaru, to everyone's amazement. "What I'm not allowed to laugh now?" he said, looking angry.
Sesshomaru turned to storm away when he fell flat on his face in the dirt. Everybody looked towards the ground to see what had tripped him.
Rin lay on the ground where she had crawled over to Sesshomaru after she had smacked into the tree. Again, everyone started to roar with laughter.
Still sporting unsuppressed giggles from the little encounter with the tree's, Inu Yasha and co. stopped at the at the edge of the market where Kagome stood to lecture them about the rules for behaving.
"Now no one here is afraid of Inu Yasha because of how many times he saved this place from becoming another village destroyed by youkai. No one will be afraid of you because you are with us." She started. Kagome looked around at the group. She motioned to Sango who continued with Kagome's little lecture.
"Though they won't be afraid of you, but they'll know something's up if you all act like who you are instead of whose body you're in. So everybody has to act like their counter part."
"So that mean no groping Miroku." Said Rin looking at the monk. "Who me? I'm just a wolf prince who is madly in love with Kagome." He said with a smirk. Kagome inched farther back, away from Miroku, looking at him with suspicious eyes.
"Shippo, no using Naraku's magic. Or causing the apocalypse. Or cuddling Kagome."
"Hai."
"Naraku, no using Shippo magic, trying to steal the jewel, or wreaking havoc. And try and act cute. Most of all try to act NORMAL...like Shippo."
"..."
"Kouga, no trying to cart off Kagome at every moment...like now. Put her down- ."
"Mangy wolf! Put her down!" Inu Yasha grabbed Kagome and placed her down next to him. Considering, though that he was in Sesshomaru's body, it didn't look quite right.
"As I was saying." Said Rin, glaring around at everyone. "No trying to cart off Kagome all the time. No calling her your woman. No fighting with Inu Yasha. Try to act normal."
"Yea whatever."
"Inu Yasha. Act like your brother-."
"Half brother."
"-Without the massacres. And No touching Kagome."
"Fine."
"Sesshomaru...one word: Moody. That and no trying to steal Tetsusigia and be nice to Kagome, She can subdue you with one word. Just remember that."
"When did you become so bossy?" Asked Sesshomaru, turning to glare at Rin. "When I started to feel like becoming bossy." She said as she smiled. "Now Kagome. Shall we go a-shoppin?" Rin asked as she linked arms with Kagome.
"Yes we shall. Sango?" Asked Kagome as she held out her arm for Sango to link on as well.
Sango smiled and linked arms as the girls walked into the market.
"Is anybody here actually going to listen to them because im not." Asked Inu Yasha, turning to look at the men.
"Nope."
"No."
"Like hell."
"Don't think so."
"As if I would listen to her."
"So it's agreed. We cause as much trouble as we can?" Asked Inu Yasha, a smile lighting his features.
Everyone smiled their answer as they walked into the village behind the girls.
Everyone split up to go to different parts of the market to see what trouble they could cause.
Miroku walked up to Kagome and picked her up. He flung her over his shoulder with a little "hup!" and walked away from the gaping Sango and Rin. 'Since I'm in Kouga's body, this shouldn't be cause for too much concern.' He thought with a wicked little grin.
He opened his mouth and just let the words come. "Come be my woman Kagome!" he proclaimed to the whole village.
If Kagome had be capable of speech at that point, she would have started to screech her displeasure. IF she had been capable of speech. Kagome couldn't say a word right then if her life depended on it.
Sango, on the other hand, was about to have the argument of her life on her friend's behalf. She was about to open her mouth when she snapped it shut due to the hand steadily rubbing her backside.
Sango whipped around just in time to see Kouga dart away as fast as his borrowed human legs could carry him. Sango was about to pursue her molester when she remembered about her friend.
Kagome was no where in sight.
She looked to Rin to see her standing there, looking as though she had seen a ghost. "What? What is it?" Sango asked, grabbing hold of the younger girl.
Instead of replying, Rin merely pointed to the center of the market.
Kagome was there, after being dropped by the monk turned wolf, and she was currently being cuddled to death by the Kitsune.
"Kagome. Will you be my Okaa-san?" He asked, turning his bright eyes towards the miko hopefully.
Kagome never got a chance to reply to that because of the loud proclamation that echoed over the village.
"My name is Sesshomaru and I am going to eat you kids!"
Kagome looked towards the sound. It was coming from a rooftop where Sesshomaru stood, dangling a laughing child by his ankles.
"Oh God." Said Sango, covering her eyes. This was not going to turn out good.
The child whom Sesshomaru had been dangling all off a sudden changed into a large man. Naraku.
"My name is Naraku and I am going to kill you Sesshomaru." He said jumping to another rooftop, looking like he was about to fight.
"Not before I kill you both." Said another voice from another roof.
Kagome was almost afraid to look. But she did. Inu Yasha stood on a third roof, looking ready to kill.
"Three of you get down here now!" Yelled Rin to them all. The boys paid her no attention what so ever.
But they couldn't ignore Kagome...
"You think your going to kill each other? You haven't seen me yet. Get your asses down here because I'M going to murder you!"
A/N: I think that's a nice place to leave off. All I can really say right now is that I will update when I can which I hope will be soon. Sorry to all those who didn't get included on reviewer responses this time. I'll include you guys next time. Oh and please read my new story. It's called "Never Meant" and it's my first AU attempt. So Please R&R that story and review this one too.
Andi MotS