I DO NOT own Darren Shan DO NOT own it got it.
Mr tiny (crazy man)
Darren is running down Vampire Mountain with Harket
"Harkat"! Yelled Darren
"What the hell are you doing?"
(They reach the bottom)
"Hark"- Darren began but Harkat put a hand up to silence them
"He is here, the lord".
From somewhere in the distance the both here someone singing
"Iii love the girl next door yeah, yeah iii love the girl next door u huhu u huhu"
"Why hello boys" said a familiar voice
I was just, er, casting a spell to make me move faster year anyway let's go to see your fellow princes
Mr tiny, Darren and Harkat go up to the hall of princes
"Good jolly holly molly polly evening to you all princy wincyes" Mr tiny said
"I have a very serious topic to discuss with you, but first...."
Mr tiny waddles up to Darren's empty throne....
Darren hears the sound of a zip being undone or done up and then a HUGE aaaaa of relief from Mr tiny, and then a strange pitter patter on his throne.
"Aaaaaaawww that was good" Mr tiny relived
"Anyway I said I have a very important topic to discuss aaand I lied I only came here on a toilet brake c ya!"
With that strange discussion he spun on his heel and plodded out of the hall
But as he got to the door he spun around said "oh year there is a small matter of the vampaneze having a king and Darren, Creepy crepsley and Vancha March have to kill him!
Before anyone could speak he spun around (yet again) and started to, sing iii love the girl next door yeah yeah iii love the girl next door yeah yeah.....
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