This is Zim's point of view on Invading Earth. Yeah...
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There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to invading from the planet Irk,
I excel without ever even trying.
With the slightest little effort of my Irk-like charms,
I have seen dumb Dib give out a shriek
With the wave of my glove and, and a well placed gair
I have swept the Mighty Tallest off their feet.
Yet year after year, It's the same routine
And I badly yearn for the sound of screams
And I, ZIM, the Irken King
have grown so tired of the same old thing.....
OH, somewhere deep inside of my PAK
some leadership, is what I lack
There's someone out there farther than Tak
except for Gir, who only snacks....
I'm the master of Gir, who obeys and says, "Yes, SIR!"
And rule you someday very soon,
to a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky
And I'm known throughout Irk and the moon.
And since I'm from Irk, I can secretly lurk
To destroy Dib's evidence of me.
No Irken or man, can scheme like I can,
with the fury of my mighty boots of DOOM!
But who, on Earth, would ever understand
That the Irken Zim with the evil grin
won't tire of his job, if they only understood
would give it up for love, if he only could...
Oh there's an empty place in my PAK
that calls out for, someone like Tak
The fame and praise, don't come year after year
Does nothing for, these empty tears....