Winter: Hello there and welcome to the first chapter of "Goatdogs and Demons Don't Mix!"
Wisdom: That's an interesting title...
Winter: Dream gave it to me cause I needed one for this story. So thanks Dream! Now since people are pissy about author notes Hiei do the Disclaimer!
Hiei: Winter doesn't own YYH or Pet Shop of Horrors. Hinote belongs to her friend Mike and Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony and Freckles a.k.a Tenka belong to Dreamchasereternity.
Winter: ON WITH THE FANFIC!
Chapter One: Pillow fights and a Petshop:
Flash, Autumn and Hinote were sitting in the basement playing Super Smash Bros. While Hiei sat on the backrest of the couch and watched out of sheer boredom.
"Oh shit oh damn oh shit oh damn," said Flash over an over again. (A/N: That's what I say when I'm losing)
Hinote who was also losing to Autumn had his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Hinote had light brown somewhat curly hair that was always messy and watched the screen with his hazel eyes.
The girl with the black hair and silver bangs had just lost her last life and glared at a girl with dark hair sitting next to her on the floor.
"Yes! Flash is gone and now I have pikushii-chan to deal with," chirped the girl sitting next to Flash and Hinote.
"ITS DUCK-CHILD!!!" yelled Hinote.
There was a moment of silence.
"Pikushii-chan," said the two girls in union.
Hiei hid a laugh behind his hand.
Hinote turned from the screen and glared at the two girls. Autumn took this chance to kill Hinote's person. The screen showed up to show Flash's person in 3rd Hinote in 2nd and Autumn in 1st.
"Ahha oh yeah who's good?" said Autumn doing a dance from where she sat in between Hinote and Flash.
The two teens nodded at each other then picked up a pillow hitting Autumn in the face with both at the same time. Autumn glared at them both girls then pulled out a pillow and started hitting Hinote with it.
"Hey! Why can't you hit Flash?" he wined as he covered his head.
"Because Flash hits back," said Autumn hitting him with the pillow.
"But THAT'S NO Fair!" complained Hinote.
"Well life isn't fair get used to it," said Hiei.
Hinote grabbed his pillow and threw it at Hiei. Hiei got hit smack in the face and glared at Hinote who laughed nervously. Hiei threw the pillow at Hinote the grabbed another one hitting Flash with it.
"PILLOW FIGHT!" yelled Autumn and Hinote at the same time.
The four demons started hitting each other with pillows. After about twenty minutes of hitting each other with the pillows the four friends fell to the ground. Flash and Autumn's hair was messy and Hinote's cheek was red from where Hiei "anciently" hit him. Hiei's face was red from where Flash smacked him.
Suddenly Kurama, Yusuke and Kuwabara came walking down the stairs. Autumn jumped to her feet ran over to Kurama and glomped him. Kurama being used to this caught Autumn and didn't fall down this time.
Yusuke rolled his eyes and sat down on the couch. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a black tank top with sneakers. Kuwabara sat next to him. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a white tank top. Kurama was wearing his Phoenix outfit from the movie.
Autumn jumped over to the couch and pushed Yusuke off sitting in his spot. She was wearing a pair of blue Capri pants and a green shirt with flowers on it. Hinote was wearing a pair of tan pants with a back shirt that had a white skull on it.
Flash and Hiei were sitting on the floor and looked up at them. Hiei was wearing his black pants with the four white belts and a black tank top showing his muscular form. Flash was sitting next to him wearing black pants with glow in the dark strips out lining it (for you who know me my glow in the dark pants with Kendal tries stealing from me) and a black shirt that says 'cute but psycho' on it with the Happy Bunny.
"Aw does the new couple want to sit next to each other?" teased Yusuke.
Since he was now standing in front of them Flash kicked straight up hitting him below the belt. Yusuke fell over in pain.
"ITAI!!!!!!! COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST KILLED ME INSTEAD?!" he yelled.
Autumn, Hinote and Kuwabara pointed and laughed at Yusuke. Hiei smirked. Kurama turned to Flash.
"That wasn't very nice," he said.
"Ouch even I felt that," winced Hinote.
Flash shrugged.
Meanwhile in Chinatown LA:
A man that looked to be in his twenties walked into a pet shop. He had blonde hair that was pulled back into a rat's tail. He had a frown on his face as he walked. The man wore a pair of blue jeans with a white tee shirt. At his side was a gun.
"Ah good morning detective," said a man that was pouring some tea.
He had a little less then shoulder length dark hair. He had long nails and wore a Chinese style looking dress with a dragon on it. He would look much like a girl but the only difference is he's flat.
"Hey D," said the detective as he sat down on the couch.
"Big bro!" yelled a small little boy running up to the detective. He looked much like the one he called big bro.
"Hey Chris," said the detective pulling the child into his lap.
Many animals here hanging around the best shop watching the three humans. A raccoon hopped onto the couch and sat next to Chris.
"Has anyone seen T-chan?" asked a cat.
Many no's came from the animals. The cat went up to Chris and meowed at him.
"What about you?" she asked.
"No I haven't Neko-sama, he's prolly sleeping," replied the boy.
There was a knock at the door. D came trotting back into the room and opened it.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
"I have a package for a Count D," said the UPS man.
"I am the Count," said D taking the box.
"If you can just sign here," said the man giving a clipboard and a pen to D.
D took the clipboard and pen then signed it Count D. He gave it back to the man.
"Oh and if you could deliver this," said D giving the man a rather large box.
The man nodded then walked off. D picked the box back up and walked over to the table.
"What was that all about?" asked Leon the detective.
"I know a man in Japan and he has a cat along with man other prized animals that are kept at different places," said D.
"And...?" pressed Leon.
"He needed help with something so I agreed and I got this in return," said D pulling out a very nice looking cake.
Leon fell over anime style with ten sweat drops. 'Should've seen it coming but a cake!? He's the worst criminal I've ever seen!'
D laughed as he cut the cake and eat it. "My this is the best cake I've ever tasted!"
A dog walked over to the table and pawed at D's leg. D looked down.
"Aw do you want some?" he asked.
The dog barked in agreement. D gave a piece to the dog then went back to eating. Chris was looking through the box and pulled out a picture.
"Hey D is this them?" asked Chris showing the picture to D.
D looked took the picture and nodded. "Yes that is Bill and Mary."
"Lemme see that!" said Leon taking the picture from D and looked at it.
The picture looked like it was a Christmas picture. Mary and Bill were standing behind a chair that Flash was sitting in. Mary was wearing a red power work suit with her grayish hair pulled back into a tight bun, she wore red high heels to match. Bill was wearing a pair of nice black pants and shoes. He was wearing a red sweater with a Christmas tree on it with presents falling around it.
Flash sat in the chair with her legs closed in front of her and her feet to the side, her hands rested in her lap. She wore a black dress that had thin straps and ended above the knee. Over the dress was a lace covering that was also black and gave Flash sleeves that opened up at the end. Around her neck was a crystal pendant that almost looked like a flower (Like Arewn's from LOTR; don't own). On her feet she wore black sandals that had a high heel. For her hair her silver bangs were pulled back but a little bit was out so it stayed right in front of her ears (her hair is half up and half down). She wore her black eye makeup, with silver lip-gloss and wasn't smiling. But she still looked pretty.
"Who's the girl with the freaky golden eyes?" asked Leon staring at the picture.
"Oh that is Flash the girl that they adopted," answered D.
"Hm she's not that bad looking," said Leon still looking at the picture.
"SHE'S ONLY 15 YOU HENTAI!" yelled D.
Leon jumped back a little. "I didn't mean it in that way!"
D: -.-;;
"Sure you didn't."
"Can I see it again?" asked Chris.
Leon handed him the picture then started to eat. Chris looked at the picture. A lot of animals crowded around him to see. As Chris was looking at the picture, for a second instead of seeing Flash he saw a female lion sitting on the chair. He blinked again and saw Flash.
"Did anyone else see that?" asked the boy.
"See what?" asked the animals.
"Oh never mind," said the boy looking at the picture again. "She sure is pretty though..."
"How could you say that?" asked the raccoon. "I'm more prettier then her!"
Chris's sweat dropped. He went over to D and tugged on his sleeve. D looked at him.
"I was looking at the picture and instead of the girl I saw a lion for a second," said Chris.
D smiled down on him. "That maybe but don't you worry about it."
Chris frowned and nodded.
End Chapter:
Winter: Well I thought I would end it there since I've been working on this chapter for a while.
Wisdom: If you have any questions about the Petshop of Horrors you can IM Winter on aim her Sn is SenkoNoAnoAkari.
Hiei: Now review or else!
Wisdom: Please review!
Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!
::Credits start going::
Wisdom: That's an interesting title...
Winter: Dream gave it to me cause I needed one for this story. So thanks Dream! Now since people are pissy about author notes Hiei do the Disclaimer!
Hiei: Winter doesn't own YYH or Pet Shop of Horrors. Hinote belongs to her friend Mike and Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony and Freckles a.k.a Tenka belong to Dreamchasereternity.
Winter: ON WITH THE FANFIC!
Chapter One: Pillow fights and a Petshop:
Flash, Autumn and Hinote were sitting in the basement playing Super Smash Bros. While Hiei sat on the backrest of the couch and watched out of sheer boredom.
"Oh shit oh damn oh shit oh damn," said Flash over an over again. (A/N: That's what I say when I'm losing)
Hinote who was also losing to Autumn had his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Hinote had light brown somewhat curly hair that was always messy and watched the screen with his hazel eyes.
The girl with the black hair and silver bangs had just lost her last life and glared at a girl with dark hair sitting next to her on the floor.
"Yes! Flash is gone and now I have pikushii-chan to deal with," chirped the girl sitting next to Flash and Hinote.
"ITS DUCK-CHILD!!!" yelled Hinote.
There was a moment of silence.
"Pikushii-chan," said the two girls in union.
Hiei hid a laugh behind his hand.
Hinote turned from the screen and glared at the two girls. Autumn took this chance to kill Hinote's person. The screen showed up to show Flash's person in 3rd Hinote in 2nd and Autumn in 1st.
"Ahha oh yeah who's good?" said Autumn doing a dance from where she sat in between Hinote and Flash.
The two teens nodded at each other then picked up a pillow hitting Autumn in the face with both at the same time. Autumn glared at them both girls then pulled out a pillow and started hitting Hinote with it.
"Hey! Why can't you hit Flash?" he wined as he covered his head.
"Because Flash hits back," said Autumn hitting him with the pillow.
"But THAT'S NO Fair!" complained Hinote.
"Well life isn't fair get used to it," said Hiei.
Hinote grabbed his pillow and threw it at Hiei. Hiei got hit smack in the face and glared at Hinote who laughed nervously. Hiei threw the pillow at Hinote the grabbed another one hitting Flash with it.
"PILLOW FIGHT!" yelled Autumn and Hinote at the same time.
The four demons started hitting each other with pillows. After about twenty minutes of hitting each other with the pillows the four friends fell to the ground. Flash and Autumn's hair was messy and Hinote's cheek was red from where Hiei "anciently" hit him. Hiei's face was red from where Flash smacked him.
Suddenly Kurama, Yusuke and Kuwabara came walking down the stairs. Autumn jumped to her feet ran over to Kurama and glomped him. Kurama being used to this caught Autumn and didn't fall down this time.
Yusuke rolled his eyes and sat down on the couch. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a black tank top with sneakers. Kuwabara sat next to him. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a white tank top. Kurama was wearing his Phoenix outfit from the movie.
Autumn jumped over to the couch and pushed Yusuke off sitting in his spot. She was wearing a pair of blue Capri pants and a green shirt with flowers on it. Hinote was wearing a pair of tan pants with a back shirt that had a white skull on it.
Flash and Hiei were sitting on the floor and looked up at them. Hiei was wearing his black pants with the four white belts and a black tank top showing his muscular form. Flash was sitting next to him wearing black pants with glow in the dark strips out lining it (for you who know me my glow in the dark pants with Kendal tries stealing from me) and a black shirt that says 'cute but psycho' on it with the Happy Bunny.
"Aw does the new couple want to sit next to each other?" teased Yusuke.
Since he was now standing in front of them Flash kicked straight up hitting him below the belt. Yusuke fell over in pain.
"ITAI!!!!!!! COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST KILLED ME INSTEAD?!" he yelled.
Autumn, Hinote and Kuwabara pointed and laughed at Yusuke. Hiei smirked. Kurama turned to Flash.
"That wasn't very nice," he said.
"Ouch even I felt that," winced Hinote.
Flash shrugged.
Meanwhile in Chinatown LA:
A man that looked to be in his twenties walked into a pet shop. He had blonde hair that was pulled back into a rat's tail. He had a frown on his face as he walked. The man wore a pair of blue jeans with a white tee shirt. At his side was a gun.
"Ah good morning detective," said a man that was pouring some tea.
He had a little less then shoulder length dark hair. He had long nails and wore a Chinese style looking dress with a dragon on it. He would look much like a girl but the only difference is he's flat.
"Hey D," said the detective as he sat down on the couch.
"Big bro!" yelled a small little boy running up to the detective. He looked much like the one he called big bro.
"Hey Chris," said the detective pulling the child into his lap.
Many animals here hanging around the best shop watching the three humans. A raccoon hopped onto the couch and sat next to Chris.
"Has anyone seen T-chan?" asked a cat.
Many no's came from the animals. The cat went up to Chris and meowed at him.
"What about you?" she asked.
"No I haven't Neko-sama, he's prolly sleeping," replied the boy.
There was a knock at the door. D came trotting back into the room and opened it.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
"I have a package for a Count D," said the UPS man.
"I am the Count," said D taking the box.
"If you can just sign here," said the man giving a clipboard and a pen to D.
D took the clipboard and pen then signed it Count D. He gave it back to the man.
"Oh and if you could deliver this," said D giving the man a rather large box.
The man nodded then walked off. D picked the box back up and walked over to the table.
"What was that all about?" asked Leon the detective.
"I know a man in Japan and he has a cat along with man other prized animals that are kept at different places," said D.
"And...?" pressed Leon.
"He needed help with something so I agreed and I got this in return," said D pulling out a very nice looking cake.
Leon fell over anime style with ten sweat drops. 'Should've seen it coming but a cake!? He's the worst criminal I've ever seen!'
D laughed as he cut the cake and eat it. "My this is the best cake I've ever tasted!"
A dog walked over to the table and pawed at D's leg. D looked down.
"Aw do you want some?" he asked.
The dog barked in agreement. D gave a piece to the dog then went back to eating. Chris was looking through the box and pulled out a picture.
"Hey D is this them?" asked Chris showing the picture to D.
D looked took the picture and nodded. "Yes that is Bill and Mary."
"Lemme see that!" said Leon taking the picture from D and looked at it.
The picture looked like it was a Christmas picture. Mary and Bill were standing behind a chair that Flash was sitting in. Mary was wearing a red power work suit with her grayish hair pulled back into a tight bun, she wore red high heels to match. Bill was wearing a pair of nice black pants and shoes. He was wearing a red sweater with a Christmas tree on it with presents falling around it.
Flash sat in the chair with her legs closed in front of her and her feet to the side, her hands rested in her lap. She wore a black dress that had thin straps and ended above the knee. Over the dress was a lace covering that was also black and gave Flash sleeves that opened up at the end. Around her neck was a crystal pendant that almost looked like a flower (Like Arewn's from LOTR; don't own). On her feet she wore black sandals that had a high heel. For her hair her silver bangs were pulled back but a little bit was out so it stayed right in front of her ears (her hair is half up and half down). She wore her black eye makeup, with silver lip-gloss and wasn't smiling. But she still looked pretty.
"Who's the girl with the freaky golden eyes?" asked Leon staring at the picture.
"Oh that is Flash the girl that they adopted," answered D.
"Hm she's not that bad looking," said Leon still looking at the picture.
"SHE'S ONLY 15 YOU HENTAI!" yelled D.
Leon jumped back a little. "I didn't mean it in that way!"
D: -.-;;
"Sure you didn't."
"Can I see it again?" asked Chris.
Leon handed him the picture then started to eat. Chris looked at the picture. A lot of animals crowded around him to see. As Chris was looking at the picture, for a second instead of seeing Flash he saw a female lion sitting on the chair. He blinked again and saw Flash.
"Did anyone else see that?" asked the boy.
"See what?" asked the animals.
"Oh never mind," said the boy looking at the picture again. "She sure is pretty though..."
"How could you say that?" asked the raccoon. "I'm more prettier then her!"
Chris's sweat dropped. He went over to D and tugged on his sleeve. D looked at him.
"I was looking at the picture and instead of the girl I saw a lion for a second," said Chris.
D smiled down on him. "That maybe but don't you worry about it."
Chris frowned and nodded.
End Chapter:
Winter: Well I thought I would end it there since I've been working on this chapter for a while.
Wisdom: If you have any questions about the Petshop of Horrors you can IM Winter on aim her Sn is SenkoNoAnoAkari.
Hiei: Now review or else!
Wisdom: Please review!
Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!
::Credits start going::