Winter: Welcome to the next chapter of "Goatdogs and Demons Don't Mix!"
Wisdom: Winter is sorry for the wait, she is still on her dad's computer but it will be awhile until she gets hers back so she'll be working on all of her fanfics on this computer.
Winter: Yeah I got really sick of it and I feel bad about my readers because I haven't updated there (same stories from here). So I'll be working on everything on this computer. Oh and I just got back from vacation and I have a lot of sun burn and the most awful thing happened to me...
Hiei: Well you do seem different...
Winter: I GOT A TAN ::cries::
Wisdom and Hiei: ::Sweat drop::
Hiei: How is that bad?
Winter: I like really pale skin...I'm an albino at heart
Wisdom: Right then so let's do the disclaimer before you scare the readers away.
Hiei: What readers?
Winter: Baka nomi!
Hiei: ::Snickers::
Wisdom: -.- Well Winter doesn't own YYH, Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belong to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir belong to her friend Mike.
Chapter Two: Tap Dancing Goats:
Yusuke was lying down on the couch with a bag of ice in the lower belt area from where Flash had kicked him earlier. Autumn and Hinote were sitting on the floor fighting over the remote. Flash was sitting in her special chair while Hiei and Kurama sat on top of the backrest to the couch. Kuwabara was sitting on the floor as well.
Hinote finally got the remote from Autumn but before he could say 'moose berry pie' Autumn tackled him. Hinote was on his back trying to keep the remote away from Autumn as she started to bite and scratch at him. Hinote squealed in pain as Autumn dug her teeth into his arm.
Flash rolled her eyes as Kurama scowled at Autumn.
"Autumn! Sit!" he scowled.
Autumn jumped off from Hinote and sat obediently on the floor next to the couch. Hinote sat up all scratched and had a big bite mark on his left arm.
"HAHA VICTORY IS MINE!" cheered Hinote in a Stewie voice from Family Guy (don't own but I wish I did)
Flash dozing in and out perked up and looked around.
"Stewie!! Where is that dictator baby that has a life goal in killing his mother then become ruler of the world but will probably never go through with that plan because he'll meet someone like Keiko and she'll stop him and then I'll have to kill her," said Flash in one breath looking around franticly.
"Who?" asked Kurama.
Flash, Hinote and Autumn pointed at Kurama with there left hand and covered there mouth with there right and gasped all at the same time.
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO STEWIE IS?!" cried Autumn.
"I'm sorry?" asked Kurama.
"You better be!" yelled Hinote.
The three teens went on about how Kurama didn't know whom Stewie was. Kurama turned to Hiei.
"Do you know?" he asked.
"Its some thing from a show they watch," answered the fire demon.
"Oh..."
"Actually," stated Autumn.
Everyone turned to look at her.
"If you think about it Stewie almost reminds me of nomi I mean Hiei," said Autumn correcting herself hearing a growl from Hiei.
"You know your right," said Hinote putting a finger to his lips.
"Yup Hiei was out to take over the world until he met Flash," chirped Autumn.
"So then would that mean Flash is like Keiko?" asked Kuwabara who decided to join the conversation.
"Hey I think he's right," said Hinote.
Autumn and Hinote turned to each other then started laughing. Like on TV Flash came up behind them all shadowy clenching a fist with that "pulse" on her head.
"You wouldn't be talking about me would you?" she asked.
Autumn and Hinote froze up with many sweat drops and chattering teeth.
"N-no why would we?" stuttered Autumn.
"Yeah after all your you," stuttered Hinote. "Violent, coffee addicted, have knives and other sharp objects and short."
"What was that?" asked Flash.
"Uh did I say short? I mean violent? Yeah violent!" said Hinote rubbing the back of his head and laughing nervously.
Autumn and Hinote looked at each other and nodded then started bowing at Flash's feet.
"Please for gives us Keiko I mean Flash!" they said in union.
Kuwabara and Yusuke started laughing while Kurama sighed in frustration. Hiei just sat there watching the three teens put on a show. Flash rolled her eyes and went back over to her seat.
"Stop it or I will take away the pocky," said Flash.
The two friends gasped and went back to fighting over the remote. Everyone sighed showing there breath as they watched the channels rapidly change.
Meanwhile upstairs the doorbell rang and Bill answered it. Bill was a man in his late forties dressed in a nice sweater and tan pants to match. On his feet he wore white tennis shoes.
"Package for a Bill," said the UPS man.
"That is I," said Bill taking the large box and placing it down.
"If you just put your name here and here," said the man pointing at two lines on a document.
Bill did so then thanked the man as he closed the door.
"Hey what's in the box?" asked a brown haired girl that appeared to be in her thirties.
"It's a package from the Count, Trish," answered Bill.
Trish nodded and went over to a table and started dusting. A fluffy white cat with a snooty look walked into the room and meowed as she sniffed the box.
"That's right Fluffy some cat toys for you," said Bill kneeling down and opening the box.
As soon as the box opened T-chan in his goat form jumped out of the box wearing a tux with a cane and a hat. He started tap dancing around a confused Bill and Fluffy then tap danced right out the door.
(Wisdom: WINTER!
Winter: WHAT?!
Wisdom: You can't do that!
Winter: AND WHY NOT?
Wisdom: Because then the story would end right there!
Winter: Oh...)
Rewrite: Bill opened the box and peered inside to see some sort of weird looking goat passed out with swirls for eyes. Kitty nip and other cat treats and toys were half eat were around him.
"What the hell?" asked Bill picking up the weird looking goat.
Fluffy hissed at him then scoffed off up the stairs. Suddenly T-chan woke up and stared at Bill who stared back. This went on for a couple of minutes before T-chan's stomach growled then he smirked evilly at Bill then bit his hand.
"OWW!!" yelled Bill shacking his hand.
The yell caused Trish to turn around and the seven friends from downstairs to run up with Yusuke dragging behind.
"What's wrong Bill?" asked Flash.
"Get it off!" yelled Bill keeping his arm still.
Autumn perked up. "My glomp cute animals sense is going off. WHERE IS THE GLOMPABLE CREATURE!?"
Autumn started looking around franticly then spotted T-chan hanging onto Bill's hand. Autumn smiled as T-chan's eyes winded in fear. Autumn started running and tackled T-chan getting him off of Bill's hand.
"Tweedledee (My nick name for Dream)! SIT!" yelled Flash.
Autumn let go of T-chan and sat down looking at Flash. Flash stared back.
"DAMN IT! I want my cookie!" growled Autumn showing her teeth and nails.
"Oh that," said Flash tossing her a cookie.
Autumn jumped at it then ran off under the coffee table then started laughing insanely as she hugged the cookie. Everyone looked at her then turned back to T-chan who was getting up.
"Aw its so cute!" said Flash kneeling down next to him and petting him behind the ear.
T-chan smiled enjoying the pampering.
"Are we going to keep him?" Flash asked hopefully to Bill.
"Well I wasn't even expecting him," said Bill. "He came in the mail with Fluffy's cat stuff."
The guys crowed around Flash and T-chan to look at him.
"Hey what is this thing?" asked Kuwabara poking at it.
T-chan growled and bit Kuwabara's hand. This caused Kuwabara to yelp. But T-chan imminently let go.
"Gack he tastes bad," said T-chan to himself.
"I better call the Count," said Bill getting up.
"And I'll get the first aid kit," said Trish running into the kitchen.
The seven friends waited on the floor with T-chan watching Bill talk on the phone with the count.
"Okay see you then," said Bill then hung up.
"Well?" asked Flash.
"His name is Totetsu also known as T-chan," said Bill. "He was sent here by mistake and the Count will be here in a week to bring him back to the US."
"Aw man he's so cute I wanted to keep him," said Flash petting T-chan with Autumn.
The goat smiled and made a sound of happiness. Hiei and Kurama who were now standing sighed.
"This is going to be a long week," said Kurama.
Hiei sighed in agreement.
End Chapter:
Winter: Well its six pages in word so I think I did pretty good.
Wisdom: Yeah.
Winter: So if you have any questions or anything you can put it in your review and look for the answers in my profile. Now finish it Hiei.
Hiei: Review or else!
Wisdom: Please review!
Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!
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