Winter: Hey there everyone and welcome to the next chapter of "Goatdogs and Demons Don't Mix!"

Wisdom: Well your happy...

Winter: No not really just bored so I thought that I would just write fanfic chapters today...

Wisdom: Okay.

Winter: Hiei do the disclaimer!

Hiei: ::Growls:: Winter doesn't own YYH and PSOH, Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony, and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir.

Winter: ON WITH THE STORY!!

Chapter Three: T-chan's POV and Autumn's Beaver

T-chan's POV:

I woke up yesterday to find myself looking at a strange man who just starred back at me. Turns out I must have fell asleep in the box that D was going to mail to some far away place. I don't know where I am. Turns out I eat some cat food or something from the box so that white fluff ball is mad at me. Not like I care anyway.

They fed me some kind of meat it wasn't that bad but I still prefer human. Though I may become a plant eater after I bit that things hand with the dead animal on top of his head. Those two girls are like in love with me, or something! They keep petting me and talking about how cute I am! Hehe I can get used to that.

T-chan smiled widely as he sat there on a big fluffy red pillow in the corner of Flash's room. He looked around and frowned.

"I want attention damn it!" he yelled. "Damn people! Get over here and pet me!"

T-chan growled. "Stupid humans and their prison thing that they have to go to during the day!"

Suddenly Hiei walked past the door with his hands in his pockets. He was wearing his black pants and boots with a red tank top.

"Hey you! Spiky thing! Get over here and pet me!" said T-chan.

A minute passed and Hiei didn't turn back to pet him T-chan growled.

"Argh! They can't understand me!"

So the goatdog got up and ran out of the room looking down the way Hiei went.

"Now where did he get to?" asked T-chan then started to sniff around.

Once he got the fire demons sent T-chan took off running down the hall to where Hiei was. T-chan pushed a big door open and peered in. Inside the room he saw big bookshelves with many books. A couch and a couple of chairs were there also.

T-chan walked all the way into the room looking around.

"This reminds me of the pet shop for some reason..."

T-chan looked up and saw Hiei standing on a latter looking for a book. Hiei didn't seem to notice him. T-chan fluffed up his fur and glared at the fire demon. Suddenly from downstairs there was a loud sound that seemed like a door slammed.

"Hiei!! T-chan! I'm home!" yelled Flash.

Flash looked around and came trotting up the stairs and went to Hiei's room and peered in.

"Nomi?" she asked.

Seeing that no one was there she went to the library. She walked in and picked up T-chan.

"There you are! I missed you!" she said petting T-chan on the head.

Hiei's eyes winded in shock thinking that Flash was talking about him. Remember he doesn't know T-chan is there.

"Flash..." he muttered.

Flash was smiling and laughing as she petted T-chan. She looked up and spotted Hiei.

"What are you doing up there?" she asked.

Hiei slid down the latter and turned around to see Flash holding T-chan. He fell over anime style with ten sweat drops.

'She was talking about that thing not me...' he thought to himself.

Hiei let out a big sigh and looked up to see Flash holding out a hand for him.

"You okay their nomi?" she asked.

Hiei growled and took Flash's hand. She helped him up and looked at the book in his other hand.

"Whatcha got there?" she asked.

"A book on mythological creatures," said Hiei.

Flash nodded and went to the door.

"I'm going to the park later do you want to come?" she asked.

Hiei gave his most famous reply. "Hn."

Flash rolled her eyes and went to her room to get changed out of her school uniform. She placed T-chan down on the bed and slipped behind a changing screen pulling her uniform off.

A minute later Flash came out from behind the screen wearing a pair of black pants with straps in the back. She ad a stud belt to help hold them up and a red tube top. She went over to her dresser and mirror and started putting on dark black eye shadow with black eyeliner.

Hiei opened the door and sat down on the bed next to T-chan.

"So I take it that you're coming?" asked Flash running a brush through her hair.

"Hn."

Flash sighed and went over putting on her cons. She dumped out her backpack and placed her sketchbook and a couple of pencils in there. She placed a collar around Hiei's neck then attached a leash to it.

Hiei growled at Flash. Flash blinked then started laughing as she looked at Hiei.

"Sorry Hiei," she said taking to collar off of him and putting it on T-chan.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"Iunno I'm out of it today that's all," said Flash. "C'mon let's go."

T-chan jumped off the bed clawing at the collar as Flash took her bag.

"Ack! Get it off! Its gonna eat meeee!" whimpered T-chan.

Flash chuckled. "Come on T-chan."

T-chan followed Flash out the door and down the stairs with Hiei following behind them.

At the park: (Yes I'm that lazy)

Flash was sitting under a tree drawing a picture of T-chan. Hiei was sleeping up on a tree branch with his arms behind his head.

"T-chan sit still," said Flash.

T-chan blinked but sat there trying not to move.

"T-CHAN!!!" yelled a voice and ran up to him and glomped him.

T-chan struggled as Autumn hugged him.

"Autumn! Sit!" yelled Kurama as him and Hinote ran up to them.

Autumn dropped T-chan and saluted.

"Yes sir fox pansy person!" she said then sat down looking at him.

Kurama sighed and sat down on the grass. Hinote was standing next to him with his hands on his knees panting.

"God you run fast!!" he yelled then collapsed.

Autumn pawed at Kurama.

"Where's my cookie?" she whined.

"I don't have anymore..." said Kurama.

Autumn's eye narrowed and she slowly turned to glare at Hinote.

"DIEE!!" she yelled pouncing on Hinote then started attacking him.

"EEEE HELP MEEEEE!!" wailed Hinote.

Kurama gave a heavy sigh then turned to Flash.

"What are you drawing?" he asked ignoring Autumn and Hinote.

"OW IT HURTS ACK NO MY LEG!!" yelled Hinote in the back round.

"I'm drawing a picture of T-chan," said Flash not looking up.

"SOMEONE HELP MEE! OW!" yelled Hinote.

"Um Kurama, Autumn is killing Hinote by the way," said Flash.

Kurama sighed. "Autumn, Hinote freeze!!"

Autumn and Hinote froze blinking. Autumn had Hinote in a headlock as she duck her teeth into his arm. Hinote's other arm was in the air along with his legs.

Flash rolled her eyes at Tweedledee (Autumn) and Tweedledum (Hinote).

"Bakas," she muttered.

"Can we move now?" asked Hinote.

"No/Yes," said Hiei and Kurama at the same time.

"NOMI!!!" yelled Autumn and jumped up going over to Hiei. "I missed torturing you!!"

"Funny I don't," said Hiei looking down from the tree.

"Of all of the people to get mailed to I get the insane ones," said T-chan.

"So are you coming down or do I have to get my beaver of all mighty doom and get your down?" asked Autumn.

"Um since when do you have a beaver?" asked Kurama.

"Since I stole it from the zoo," answered Autumn. "I mean since I found it! I didn't steal any beaver from the zoo what are you talking about?"

Kurama's sweat dropped. Hinote started laughing. Flash rolled her eyes and went back to drawing while Hiei muttered something that sounded like 'baka kitsune'.

Autumn jumped up and snapped her fingers. A door appeared from the middle of nowhere. She opened the door and walked in. Many random things came flying out of it as Autumn said 'nope, no, iie, hey I found that random object I just realized was missing!' Finally the others head insane laughter as Autumn jumped out of the door holding a sleeping beaver.

She walked over to the tree and pulled on its tail so you could hear a chainsaw sound. But instead of cutting down the tree she took the beaver and threw it at Hiei hitting him in the head and causing him to fall out of the tree with a thud.

"Finished! How do you like it T-chan?" Flash asked T-chan showing him the picture.

"Hey! She got my good side!" said T-chan with a smile.

"I'll take that as a good work," said Flash putting the book away.

Hiei got up and drew his katana growling at Autumn.

"You will pay for that Kitsune," said Hiei.

Autumn yelped then started running away with Hiei behind her.

"HIEI! YOU CAN'T KILL HER!" yelled Kurama chasing after Hiei.

"Hey wait for me!" yelled Hinote then started limping after them.

Flash sighed and placed her bag's strap over her shoulder.

"C'mon let's go make sure I get coffee out of this," she told T-chan.

The two started running after the three.

"HIEI!!! SIT!!" yelled Kurama.

End Chapter:

Winter: Okay that was a pretty pointless chapter...

Hiei: Your telling me.

Winter: Quiet nomi.

Hiei: ::Glares::

Winter: ::Glares back::

Wisdom: ::Sighs:: Well anyway since Winter doesn't really know what to write for six more chapters (a chapter a day since T-chan will only be there for a week), you are free to flood Winter's inbox with ideas or suggestions. If you do give her an idea and she likes it she will put in the disclaimer that the idea belongs to you and put your name in the special thanks in her profile. So please review!

Winter: And may the sporks be with you!!

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