Winter: Hey there everyone and welcome to the next chapter of "Goatdogs and Demons Don't Mix!"
Wisdom: Winter would like to apologize for the wait-
Winter: I would?
Wisdom: ::Glares::
Winter: Oh right I would. So I'll just start before Mike decides to pick me up and spin me around. Hiei Disclaimer!! ::hisses::
Hiei: ::Glares:: Winter doesn't own YYH and PSOH. Autumn a.k.a Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir belong to EternalBlackNight. The idea also belongs to Dream since this is the second part to the chapter before.
Winter: Yup oh and check out Dream and Eternal's fanfics they're YYH. Eternal just started his first one and Dream has revised the first 12 chapters to the fist book: Season of the Crystal Feather.
ANY NOW YOU'RE STORY!!!
Chapter Five: Firedog for the Day Part 2:
Yusuke and Kuwabara cowered in fear as they bowed down to the two very angry teenage girls.
"Please don't hurt us!" cried Kuwabara.
"I don't want to go in the closet!!" cried Yusuke.
Autumn hissed at them and tried going after them but was being held back by Kurama. Flash stood there glaring at them.
"I should I never told you to take him for a walk," said Flash.
Yusuke jumped up at pointed at Flash. "AH HA!!!!" If you never told me to take him for a walk this would have never happened!!!!!!!"
Flash growled at Yusuke. "Well it's not my fault I got detention!!"
"What was it this time?" asked Hinote who pulled out a note pad and a pen. "For the record."
"I cut out of gym," said Flash.
Hinote nodded and wrote it down.
"What were you guys doing?" Autumn asked.
"Baseball," answered Flash with no emotion.
"Ah."
"I know!" said Yusuke. "Maybe Todd has seen him!"
"Capoon is in Makai now you baka," said Flash. "After Lioness healed Kira (Lioness: Book 1) the crystal was destroyed. I think he's working as a small Reikai Tantei. And that's why he hasn't been around."
"Oh..." said Yusuke looking down.
"Why don't you just tell us what you did from after you saw us?" Hinote suggested.
Autumn and Flash starred at Hinote then started screaming.
"AHHHHH THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!" they yelled.
"Why is it?" asked Kurama.
Flash pointed and hissed at Hinote. "IMPOSTER!!!"
"Are we missing something?" Yusuke asked.
"Its because the baka made sense," answered Hiei.
Hinote nodded. "See? I am smart...hey wait a minute...HIEI!!!!!!"
Everyone's sweat dropped while Hiei smirked. Kurama held his head in frustration.
"So what happened after I left?' he asked.
"Well more like after Autumn went running after the squirrel and dragging me with her," said Hinote.
Everyone turned to Yusuke and Kuwabara for an answer. Yusuke rubbed the back of his head.
"Well let's see...me and Kuwabara sat down on the bench for a while. Then some hot girl walked by and got our attention but then she disappeared and then we came back here to hear that the goat thing is missing."
"Then let's go to the park for clues," said Autumn.
"But..." began Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei.
"But what?" asked Flash.
"I'm hungry," whined Kuwabara.
"Yeah me too," said Yusuke.
Kurama and Hiei nodded.
"Well then you four get something to eat," said Flash. "I have to watch Tweedledee and Tweedledum."
She pointed at Autumn and Hinote with her thumb. Autumn was dressed as Sherlock homes and Hinote was dressed as Watson.
"Why do I have to be Watson?" pouted Hinote.
"Because I'm Sherlock!" said Autumn.
"But then who is Flash going to be?" asked Hinote.
"Anou (umm)...the blood hound?" suggested Autumn.
"Okay!"
"What are you two planning?" asked Flash arching an eyebrow.
Autumn and Hinote had halos appear above there head and they smiled innocently.
"I am hurt Flash," began Hinote. "Why would you think that we are up to something?"
"Yeah," said Autumn. "Its not like we are going to put a collar around your neck and make you act like a dog!"
Hinote turned slowly to glare at Autumn. "BAKA!!! YOU JUST TOLD HER!!!"
"Iie (no)," said Autumn shaking her head. "You just did."
But before Hinote could saw anything Flash it him over the head with one of her books. Hinote jumped away from Flash glaring at her as he rubbed his head.
"Well you have fun," said Yusuke.
The four boys started walking down the street. Flash stood their glaring daggers at there back making a mental note to put worms in their ramen.
"ONWARD TO THE CRIME SCENE!!!" yelled Autumn pointing in the air.Her and Hinote started walking towards the park. They would stop and hide behind something as a person walked by. Flash followed them with her hands in her pockets with a bored/emotionless expression on her face.
After starring, boredom and complete insanity: The Park:
"You try to put the collar one more time on me you're the next one who will go missing," growled Flash who was sitting on the bench that Yusuke had said they were sitting on before.
Hinote yelped and crawled under the bench and started looking for clues with Autumn. Flash sighed as she crossed her arms and looked down.
"This is so boring," she mumbled.
Autumn wandered into a near by bush with her magnifying glass up to her eye. She gasped and pointed at the ground.
"I think I found something Watson!!" she yelled.
Hinote went running over to Autumn and looked at the ground and gasped. Flash trying the hardest not to get up and look because knowing Autumn it was a squirrel.
'You know curiosity killed the cat,' snickered Lioness her demon half.
"Yes but as a cat you have nine lives," said Flash getting up. "Or have you lost some within the hundred of years you've been alive?"
Flash heard Lioness growl.
"Besides," said Flash walking over. "I'm not the cat."
Flash walked over to the bush that Autumn and Hinote were searching. She pulled it out of her way to see the two "detectives" poking a piece of cardboard with a badly drown female stick figure on it.
"What the hell?" said Flash walking up to it. "I think they actually found something..."
'Well what do you know,' said Lioness. 'You CAN teach an old dog knew tricks.'
Flash rolled her eyes and picked up the cardboard. Autumn and Hinote looked up at her (they were kneeling). Flash looked down at them. The three teens starred at each other for about a good five minutes.
"Huh? Oh," said Flash pulling two marshmallows out of her trench coat pocket and tossing them to the two friends.
Autumn and Hinote quickly caught the treats and then in a blink of an eye devoured them. Flash started walking out of the park. Hinote and Autumn ran up ahead of her and started doing the same thing as before humming James Bond. (Yes Sherlock Homes and James Bond)
Flash sighed and pulled out her cell phone and called Kurama's to see where they were.
"Hello?" called Kurama from the other line.
"Where are you guys?" asked Flash. "AUTUMN WATCH OUT FOR THE CAR YOU BAKA!!!!"
Just as Flash finished screaming that Autumn walked back on the sidewalk as a car was right about to hit her.
"Is everything alright?" asked Kurama getting worried after hearing Flash's yell.
"Yeah everything is- HINOTE YOU BAKA DON'T EAT THAT!!!" yelled Flash pulling Hinote away from a hotdog that had fallen on the ground.
"Are you sure?" asked Kurama now worried.
"Yeah, yeah everything is fine," said Flash looking around for Autumn. She was holding onto Hinote's arm with her free hand.
"Okay..." said Kurama not believing her.
"Where's...? Uh oh," said Flash as she saw a mailman run by. "Kurama I'll call you back."
Flash hung up her phone and put it in her pocket right as Autumn ran by on all fours chasing the mailman. Flash sighed and started running after her dragging Hinote behind.
After many miles of running and chasing: In front of Kurama's house:
The mailman was now in a tree in the front yard of Kurama's house. On the ground below Autumn sat there one all fours barking. Flash and Hinote were still running when they reached Kurama's lawn they collapsed with swirls for eyes.
"Autumn!!! Sit!!!!" yelled Kurama running out the door.
Autumn blinked. "I am sitting."
"Well then leave the mailman alone!" he said walking over and pulling Autumn away from the tree.
"Noooo must chase!" said Autumn trying to get back to the tree.
"Yusuke help me!" shouted Kurama.
Yusuke sighed and came over and picked up Autumn then brought her inside locking all the doors and windows. The mailman sighed and jumped down from the tree.
"I am so sorry about all this," said Kurama.
"Well just make sure it doesn't happen again!" said the mailman then stormed off.
"NOOOOO!!! COMEBACK!!!" yelled Autumn looking through a window and started pawing at the glass.
Kurama sighed and walked over to Flash and Hinote picking them up and dragging them inside. Autumn hopped off the couch and poked Flash.
"Kurama! You broke Flash! Shame on you! Hiei will be very upset!" she said.
Hiei gave a low growl while Kurama's sweat dropped and sighed as he walked into the kitchen and pulled out a stick of strawberry pocky and a coffee candy lolly. He walked back into the living room attempting to wake up to the knocked out demons.
"Flash Hinote look what I have," said Kurama.
Kurama waved the treats in front of their faces. Autumn took the treats away and shook her head.
"No, your doing it all wrong," she said. "Observe."
She walked over to Yusuke and Kuwabara. She gave Yusuke the coffee candy lolly and Kuwabara the stick of pocky then stepped away from them taking a deep breath.
"FLASH!! HINOTE!!! YUSUKE AND KUWABARA STOLE YOUR COFFEE CANDY LOLLY AND POCKY!!!!" she yelled.
Flash and Hinote jumped up and ran over to Yusuke and Kuwabara and tackled them trying to get their coffee candy lolly and pocky stick. After getting both bakas on the floor the two teens happily eat there treats and sat on the couch.
Kurama's sweat dropped as he starred at them.
"Why do I even bother?" he asked himself.
"I was about to ask you the same thing," said Hiei.
"So he does speak!" said Autumn pointing at Hiei.
Hiei shot Autumn a death glare and walked back to the corner.
Meanwhile:
T-chan looked around from where he was sitting. It looked to be like a fire department. He looked over at the table and saw the two men from before sitting there talking.
"Well its 4 o'clock time for the donut eating contest with the cops!" said one of the men.
Both men stood up and walked over to T-chan. One of them took the leash and started walking out the door dragging him behind.
T-chan gave out a heavy sigh. "Next time I want to take a nap in a weird brown box I don't."
After a couple minutes of walking they found themselves in the park. They walked over to a stand to see a bunch of cops and other firemen sitting at a table. T-chan was led to the table and tied to a leg of the table. Across from him was a Germen Shepard with a dog bowl filled with donuts in front of him.
T-chan blinked then looked down at his bowl of donuts not understanding a meaning to anything.
"You're the weirdest looking Dalmatian I've ever seen," said the Shepard.
"That could be because I'm not," growled T-chan. "What are we doing here anyway?"
"Didn't you know? Every year the cops and firemen have a donut eat contest with the lack of anything else to do even though they should be running around town doing crap," answered the dog.
"So the point is...""The really is not point. Just eat as many as you can and who ever eats the most wins! And I've never lost."
So I can tell thought T-chan to himself.
When the bell rang all the cops and firemen started stuffing their faces with donuts. The German Shepard started eating also. T-chan just stared at the dog the started eating.
When everyone was done:
Cops and firemen were leaning on the table or on the ground they were all over the place. The German Shepard was sleeping with his head in his dog bowl. T-chan was a big thing of fluff with stubby little legs that her couldn't even stand on. He growled.
"Now how the hell am I supposed to escape?! It's their entire fault! They read my mind and new I was going to make a run for it!!!"
T-chan tried moving but found it impossible. He groaned and looked around.
Meanwhile:
"So did you guys find anything?" Kurama asked Flash, Hinote and Autumn.
The three teens blinked. Hinote had finished his pocky stick while Flash still had her lolly. The stick was hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
"Huh? Oh, oh yeah they found something," said Flash pulling out the piece of cardboard from before.
"Hey that's that hot chick from before!" said Kuwabara pointing at the cardboard.
The others starred at Yusuke and Kuwabara with many sweat drops.
"That's more stupid then them," said Hiei pointing at Autumn and Hinote who were watching a piece of dust.
"Hiei stop being such an oni (cruel person)," scolded Kurama.
"Hn," replied Hiei.
Flash stood up. "Well that's the best they could do and as much as I like T-chan I'm to lazy so get me coffee!"
She pointed at Kurama.
"But you have a coffee flavored lolly," he said.
"Yeah and?"
Kurama frowned and sighed then went into the kitchen to make some coffee and tea. When he was done he handed everyone but Flash some tea then Flash her coffee.
"So what are we going to do about T-chan?" Hinote asked.
Flash shrugged. "I guess we will have to wait for another clue to go running by or something."
"Speaking of clues do you think that goat like dog will be of any help?" asked Autumn pointing out the window.
The others got up and looked out the window and saw T-chan bouncing by the house with two firemen slowly running after him.
"You know," began Autumn. "That big thing of fluff reminds me of T-chan..."
Flash and Hinote's sweat dropped as they starred at her.
"You baka that IS T-chan!!" they said in union.
Autumn shrugged and looked out the window again. "Hey guys T-chan is bouncing outside."
Flash and Hinote sighed while the others fell over anime style. Flash sighed and went outside and stopped T-chan. The two firemen stopped and starred at Flash wide-eyed.
"RETREAT!!!!" they yelled then took off "running" again.
Flash blinked and starred.
"That was different..."
Autumn jumped outside. "Can I go chase them? Since they were the ones that took T-chan? Pwease????"
"Feh, sure why not," said Flash.
Autumn jumped up in joy and took off running after the two firemen. Kurama sighed and started running after her after giving Flash a 'when I get back from dragging Autumn back your getting another speech.'
Flash groaned and took off running the other way.
"Flash where are you going?" asked Hinote.
"I'm running, Kurama is gonna give another speech when he gets back," she called back.
Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hinote exchanged looks before screaming and running after Flash.
T-chan sat there on his stomach on Kurama's lawn blinking.
"GET BACK HERE AND PET ME DAMN IT!"End Chapter:
Winter: Sorry if the ending was kinda shitty but I just wanted it to get done since I've been working on this chapter for like a week.
Wisdom: Again this idea belongs to Dream so yeah.
Winter: Oh and check out her newest fanfic "When Dog Shows Go Fox." It's a humor fanfic. And now to our world news...yadda yadda yadda....
Wisdom: ::Sweat drop:: Well please review!
Hiei: Review or else!
Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!!!
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