Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own Inu Yasha. But I DO own 3 of the manga volumes!! That's something! And some day, some day I will go to an anime convention, and be Inu Yasha and all will be well!!!
A/N: Well, here it is, I have created another chapter. But I would've given it to you all even if I hadn't gotten three reviews. The rabid plot bunny commanded me. It grew into a mutant rabbid plot bunny. It has foam coming from its mouth, three eyes, and three ears!!! SAVE ME SOMEONE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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At the hospital, Kagome, Inu Yasha, Shippo, and Sango were in the waiting room. They were waiting for the doctor to tell them that they could go in and visit Miroku. According to the nurse Inu Yasha had harrassed earlier, he had two broken arms, three broken ribs, and a broken leg. He was paralyzed and would be for at least a month. But for some miraculous reason, he could still talk. (By my merciful hand. I AM the writer after all!)
Sango was sitting nervously biting her fingernails. Kagome was reading a dated maganize (buh buh buh, BUH BUH BUH!) Shippo was practicing his "fox magic", and Inu Yasha was cleaning the Tetsauiga's sheath.
"Inu...*squint*....Yasha...?" The nurse said, squinting at her little clipboard, having difficulty pronoucning his name.
"Yeah?" Inu Yasha said standing up.
"You may go in and see M-..m..miroku now." Inu Yasha walked through the double doors and was hit full in the face with the horrible smell of antiseptic. He slumped down and got swirly eyes. Kagome had to pull on his ears a few times to wake him up. They continued down the hall with Inu Yasha wearing one of those surgical masks.
They walked into Miroku's room and saw him lying sprawled in the bed. He was hooked up to an IV bag that held his fluids,(I don't WANNA know what the "fluids" are, do you?!) and he was hooked up to one of those heart monitoring machines with the flat line and the "BEEEEEEEEP!!!!" He was asleep, and obviously breathing with difficulty from his three broken ribs.
"Hey Miroku, wake up!" Inu Yasha said. Miroku still slept on, so Inu Yasha resorted to drastic measures. He reached up, grabbed the IV bag, and squeezed it! (very painfull!) Miroku instantly jerked awake with a loud scream of pain.
"So Miroku, you finally got what you deserve, eh?"
"Sh-shut up asshole!" Sango was standing right next to Miroku's bed, looking very worried. Miroku's eyes glazed over a bit, and he looked very weak. His vision seemed to slip in and out of focus as he looked at Sango.(we all know where THIS is goin', am I right?)
"Sango....is that.....you?" He asked weakly.
"Yes." Sango said quietly. Kagome, Inu Yasha, and Shippo were just standing on the other side of the room, shaking their heads. Miroku gave a small sigh, and he went limp. "Miroku! Are you alright?" Sango cried, leaning over the bed. (BIG mistake Sango!) Miroku's hand went instantly up and patted her on the butt. She screamed and jumped back, and squeezed the IV bag, just like Inu Yasha.
"OWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Miroku screamed loudly. Sango glared at him. Kagome was shaking her head.
"Sango, Sango, Sango. I thought you would have learned by now." She said, looking at Sango with pity.
"Come on, let's go." Inu Yasha said. "If I spend another minute in this "hospital", I'm going to die." He did look as though he were about to faint from the noxious antiseptic fumes.
"Come on, we can take the elevator." Kagome said. They all left, except of course for Miroku. They walked down the hall to the elevator, and Kagome pushed the button. They waited for about 30 seconds before Inu Yasha lost his patience.
"What's taking so long?!" Inu Yasha yelled. With a crunch and a screech of twisting steel, Inu Yasha had opened up the elevator doors, and dropped down the shaft.(they were on the eigth floor of the hospital, soooo.....)
"Inu Yasha! Wait!!" Kagome screamed. Too late. They heard a crash and a thud, and rushed down to the hospital basement. They saw Inu Yasha lying sprawled on the floor, with two broken arms, two broken legs, five broken ribs, and a broken collarbone.(Although they didn't know it at the time) Kagome came running up to him. "Inu Yasha!" She cried. He was unconcious, so, of course, he gave no reply. Sango and Shippo went to get help while Kagome kneeled next to Inu Yasha, hoping against hope he wasn't dead.
A few hours later, Inu Yasha was lying in a hospital bed, in the same room as Miroku. He was also attached to an IV bag and a heart monitor. Kagome was sitting in a chair next to Inu Yasha's bed.
"Kagome," Sango said. "Wouldn't you like something to eat?"
"No." Kagome said softly.
"Are you sure? It's oden."
"Oden?! Why didn't you say so?!" Kagome said. She jumped out of her cahir and out of the room. She went and joined the others at a little lunchroom built inside the hospital. "It's oden, it's oden, oh my god, it's ODEN!!" She said as she scarfed it down. (oden is Kagome's favorite food right?) She ate five helpings, and she ate it all in about 5 minutes. (a NEW RECORD!!!) It was like she hadn't eaten in a month. *It's like she hasn't eaten in a month!* Sango thought as she stared at Kagome. As soon as Kagome was done eating her oden (OH MY GOD, IT'S ODEN!!) she got up and walked down the hall, going back to Inu Yasha's room.
Right before she opened the door, she heard a crash. Then she heard something that made her heart stop. The heart monitor was beeping!
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" It went. She rushed into the room, and saw a flat line on Inu Yasha's heart monitor screen! She then fainted with shock.
"Ha ha ha!" Sesshomaru said. He was standing in front of the broken window, and his hand was around Inu Yasha's throat! "I don't need that loser Tigris to steal the Tetsauiga from you for me! I can take it myself! Ha ha ha ha ha!" And then suddenly, I appeared in the doorway.
"Loser huh?!" I yelled. " I'd like you to meet someone!" In walked a rabid fangirl. We won't use her name, but for all intentional purposes, we'll call her Bridget. ( *hint hint, wink wink*) She took one look around the room, and she screamed.
"Oh my god, it's Inu Yasha! OH MY GOD, IT'S SESSHOMARUUUUUUU!!!!" She dived at Sesshomaru, who immeadiately fled out the window.
"Thank you for your services Bridget." I said. I then paid her in Inu Yasha manga volumes. She took them, and then left, but not before tugging a little on Inu Yasha's ears. *Now there's just the matter of cleanup.* I thought. Everything had happened in about a minute. I dumped a bucket of cold water on Kagome's face, and left before she saw me. I went and told a nurse that one of the patients in room 997 was having a heart attack. I told her to get the electric shock thingys. She gasped and ran off to fetch them. (heh heh heh :) ('.'^) (^'.') )
Meanwhile, back in Inu Yasha's room, Kagome was trying to get Inu Yasha's heart going again. *Think, think, think!* Kagome thought. *I know what'll wake him up!* (stand back folks!) She gave a Inu Yasha a huge kiss, a full-minute, PG 13, liplock! (I think she enjoyed it, don't you? heh heh heh) Inu Yasha's heart started beating again, quite quickly actually. The monitor went "BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!" in just two seconds! At that moment, the nurse came running in. She pushed Kagome aside, and plugged in the shocky thing. She rubbed the pads together, and held them up high in the air.
"No, wait!!" Kagome said.
"CLEAR!!!" The nurse yelled. She pushed the pads down on Inu Yasha's chest. He screamed really really loud. There was a bright yellow light. Then there was an explosion, and fancy fireworks. "Hey!" The nurse said. "Who put the electrical shock thing on maximum voltage?!" I was standing in the doorway, laughing my head off. After I finally managed to stop laughing, I said, "I did it!"
"Why?" Kagome said.
" 'cuz it's funny." Then I ran off and leaped out the second floor window.
"Who WAS that girl?" Kagome wondered.
"TIGRIS!" A voice floated through the window. "MY NAME IS TIGRIS!!" Kagome cupped her hands over her mouth and leaned out the window.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TIGRIS?!" She shouted. Silence. "TIGRIS?!" No answer again. I had run off. "Geez, she's weird." Kagome said. (Well!) Then Kagome remembered that Inu Yasha had just been shocked a minute ago. She rushed back to his bedside. "Are you OK, Inu Yasha?" She asked. He coughed, and a little puff of smoke came out of his mouth.
"Yeah, sure. I love pain." He said. Sango and Shippo came running in.
"What happened?!" Sango asked. She saw the broken window, the electric shocky things, and a spot of lipstick on Inu Yasha's face. "Oh." She said, taking it entirely wrong. "We'll leave you two alone. Come on Shippo." She said. She pulled the young and impressionable kitsune out of the room by the tail.
"Wait you've got it all wrong!" Kagome called after Sango. Sango didn't hear her. Miroku yawned loudly.
"What'd I miss?" He asked sleepily. "I need a drink of water." He then sat up, and got out of the bed, casts and all, with his IV bag trailing on the floor behind him. He walked over to the sink, and got a glass of water. He drank it in one gulp. He then took off his casts and walked out the door.
"How did THAT happen?" Kagome said.
"Hey wait, what about me?!" Inu Yasha screamed. He tried to get up, but immeadiately stopped, because of the horrible pain.
"This stinks!" Inu Yasha yelled. He then shouted a string of colorfully assorted cuss words. In the waiting room, Sango clamped her hands over Shippo's ears. The nurse in Inu Yasha's room fainted.
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A week later, Inu Yasha was able to get up and leave the hospital while the doctors and nurses tried to restrain him. It was again Saturday, and Kagome had big plans.
"Hey everybody, wanna go mountain climbing?" She asked while they were sitting eating Ramen. (Ramen rocks! I'm quite partial to the shrimp flavored noodles, myself) Everybody said sure.
"This has fiasco written all over it." A certain author said while watching through the window. What they didn't no when they said yes, was that they were short one safety harness. And for some reason, they all wanted to go, even after their little escapade on the ski trip. They got in the car, and Kagome's mom drove them to a 12,000 foot mountain somewhere, with cliffs, drop offs, jagged ledges, and rocks that fall off without warning. (Why must Kagome pick such dangerous activities? Why not baseball or basketball? Or a movie?)
They all got into their harnesses, and that's when they realized they were short one.
"I guess one of us will have to go without a harness." Kagome said.
"Or, we could share one." Miroku said, looking at Sango.
"NO WAY, NO HOW!" Sango screamed.
"Well, we gotta come up with something..." Kagome said. They all stopped to think.
Meanwhile atop a cliff on the mountain I stood watching them.
"Sesshomaru is just too determined." I said shaking my head. "If he's gonna try to steal that sword again, then I'm gonna stop him. After all, I am an INU YASHA fan, not a Sesshomaru fan."
Down on the ground, they were all still arguing about what to do. Would they ever get to mountain climb?
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A/N: Another bad chapter. I know Miroku just getting up and walking out of the hospital was weird, but I wanted to put a sadistic twist into this chapter. R&R, chapter 3 will be up as soon as I finish it!
A/N: Well, here it is, I have created another chapter. But I would've given it to you all even if I hadn't gotten three reviews. The rabid plot bunny commanded me. It grew into a mutant rabbid plot bunny. It has foam coming from its mouth, three eyes, and three ears!!! SAVE ME SOMEONE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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At the hospital, Kagome, Inu Yasha, Shippo, and Sango were in the waiting room. They were waiting for the doctor to tell them that they could go in and visit Miroku. According to the nurse Inu Yasha had harrassed earlier, he had two broken arms, three broken ribs, and a broken leg. He was paralyzed and would be for at least a month. But for some miraculous reason, he could still talk. (By my merciful hand. I AM the writer after all!)
Sango was sitting nervously biting her fingernails. Kagome was reading a dated maganize (buh buh buh, BUH BUH BUH!) Shippo was practicing his "fox magic", and Inu Yasha was cleaning the Tetsauiga's sheath.
"Inu...*squint*....Yasha...?" The nurse said, squinting at her little clipboard, having difficulty pronoucning his name.
"Yeah?" Inu Yasha said standing up.
"You may go in and see M-..m..miroku now." Inu Yasha walked through the double doors and was hit full in the face with the horrible smell of antiseptic. He slumped down and got swirly eyes. Kagome had to pull on his ears a few times to wake him up. They continued down the hall with Inu Yasha wearing one of those surgical masks.
They walked into Miroku's room and saw him lying sprawled in the bed. He was hooked up to an IV bag that held his fluids,(I don't WANNA know what the "fluids" are, do you?!) and he was hooked up to one of those heart monitoring machines with the flat line and the "BEEEEEEEEP!!!!" He was asleep, and obviously breathing with difficulty from his three broken ribs.
"Hey Miroku, wake up!" Inu Yasha said. Miroku still slept on, so Inu Yasha resorted to drastic measures. He reached up, grabbed the IV bag, and squeezed it! (very painfull!) Miroku instantly jerked awake with a loud scream of pain.
"So Miroku, you finally got what you deserve, eh?"
"Sh-shut up asshole!" Sango was standing right next to Miroku's bed, looking very worried. Miroku's eyes glazed over a bit, and he looked very weak. His vision seemed to slip in and out of focus as he looked at Sango.(we all know where THIS is goin', am I right?)
"Sango....is that.....you?" He asked weakly.
"Yes." Sango said quietly. Kagome, Inu Yasha, and Shippo were just standing on the other side of the room, shaking their heads. Miroku gave a small sigh, and he went limp. "Miroku! Are you alright?" Sango cried, leaning over the bed. (BIG mistake Sango!) Miroku's hand went instantly up and patted her on the butt. She screamed and jumped back, and squeezed the IV bag, just like Inu Yasha.
"OWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Miroku screamed loudly. Sango glared at him. Kagome was shaking her head.
"Sango, Sango, Sango. I thought you would have learned by now." She said, looking at Sango with pity.
"Come on, let's go." Inu Yasha said. "If I spend another minute in this "hospital", I'm going to die." He did look as though he were about to faint from the noxious antiseptic fumes.
"Come on, we can take the elevator." Kagome said. They all left, except of course for Miroku. They walked down the hall to the elevator, and Kagome pushed the button. They waited for about 30 seconds before Inu Yasha lost his patience.
"What's taking so long?!" Inu Yasha yelled. With a crunch and a screech of twisting steel, Inu Yasha had opened up the elevator doors, and dropped down the shaft.(they were on the eigth floor of the hospital, soooo.....)
"Inu Yasha! Wait!!" Kagome screamed. Too late. They heard a crash and a thud, and rushed down to the hospital basement. They saw Inu Yasha lying sprawled on the floor, with two broken arms, two broken legs, five broken ribs, and a broken collarbone.(Although they didn't know it at the time) Kagome came running up to him. "Inu Yasha!" She cried. He was unconcious, so, of course, he gave no reply. Sango and Shippo went to get help while Kagome kneeled next to Inu Yasha, hoping against hope he wasn't dead.
A few hours later, Inu Yasha was lying in a hospital bed, in the same room as Miroku. He was also attached to an IV bag and a heart monitor. Kagome was sitting in a chair next to Inu Yasha's bed.
"Kagome," Sango said. "Wouldn't you like something to eat?"
"No." Kagome said softly.
"Are you sure? It's oden."
"Oden?! Why didn't you say so?!" Kagome said. She jumped out of her cahir and out of the room. She went and joined the others at a little lunchroom built inside the hospital. "It's oden, it's oden, oh my god, it's ODEN!!" She said as she scarfed it down. (oden is Kagome's favorite food right?) She ate five helpings, and she ate it all in about 5 minutes. (a NEW RECORD!!!) It was like she hadn't eaten in a month. *It's like she hasn't eaten in a month!* Sango thought as she stared at Kagome. As soon as Kagome was done eating her oden (OH MY GOD, IT'S ODEN!!) she got up and walked down the hall, going back to Inu Yasha's room.
Right before she opened the door, she heard a crash. Then she heard something that made her heart stop. The heart monitor was beeping!
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" It went. She rushed into the room, and saw a flat line on Inu Yasha's heart monitor screen! She then fainted with shock.
"Ha ha ha!" Sesshomaru said. He was standing in front of the broken window, and his hand was around Inu Yasha's throat! "I don't need that loser Tigris to steal the Tetsauiga from you for me! I can take it myself! Ha ha ha ha ha!" And then suddenly, I appeared in the doorway.
"Loser huh?!" I yelled. " I'd like you to meet someone!" In walked a rabid fangirl. We won't use her name, but for all intentional purposes, we'll call her Bridget. ( *hint hint, wink wink*) She took one look around the room, and she screamed.
"Oh my god, it's Inu Yasha! OH MY GOD, IT'S SESSHOMARUUUUUUU!!!!" She dived at Sesshomaru, who immeadiately fled out the window.
"Thank you for your services Bridget." I said. I then paid her in Inu Yasha manga volumes. She took them, and then left, but not before tugging a little on Inu Yasha's ears. *Now there's just the matter of cleanup.* I thought. Everything had happened in about a minute. I dumped a bucket of cold water on Kagome's face, and left before she saw me. I went and told a nurse that one of the patients in room 997 was having a heart attack. I told her to get the electric shock thingys. She gasped and ran off to fetch them. (heh heh heh :) ('.'^) (^'.') )
Meanwhile, back in Inu Yasha's room, Kagome was trying to get Inu Yasha's heart going again. *Think, think, think!* Kagome thought. *I know what'll wake him up!* (stand back folks!) She gave a Inu Yasha a huge kiss, a full-minute, PG 13, liplock! (I think she enjoyed it, don't you? heh heh heh) Inu Yasha's heart started beating again, quite quickly actually. The monitor went "BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!" in just two seconds! At that moment, the nurse came running in. She pushed Kagome aside, and plugged in the shocky thing. She rubbed the pads together, and held them up high in the air.
"No, wait!!" Kagome said.
"CLEAR!!!" The nurse yelled. She pushed the pads down on Inu Yasha's chest. He screamed really really loud. There was a bright yellow light. Then there was an explosion, and fancy fireworks. "Hey!" The nurse said. "Who put the electrical shock thing on maximum voltage?!" I was standing in the doorway, laughing my head off. After I finally managed to stop laughing, I said, "I did it!"
"Why?" Kagome said.
" 'cuz it's funny." Then I ran off and leaped out the second floor window.
"Who WAS that girl?" Kagome wondered.
"TIGRIS!" A voice floated through the window. "MY NAME IS TIGRIS!!" Kagome cupped her hands over her mouth and leaned out the window.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TIGRIS?!" She shouted. Silence. "TIGRIS?!" No answer again. I had run off. "Geez, she's weird." Kagome said. (Well!) Then Kagome remembered that Inu Yasha had just been shocked a minute ago. She rushed back to his bedside. "Are you OK, Inu Yasha?" She asked. He coughed, and a little puff of smoke came out of his mouth.
"Yeah, sure. I love pain." He said. Sango and Shippo came running in.
"What happened?!" Sango asked. She saw the broken window, the electric shocky things, and a spot of lipstick on Inu Yasha's face. "Oh." She said, taking it entirely wrong. "We'll leave you two alone. Come on Shippo." She said. She pulled the young and impressionable kitsune out of the room by the tail.
"Wait you've got it all wrong!" Kagome called after Sango. Sango didn't hear her. Miroku yawned loudly.
"What'd I miss?" He asked sleepily. "I need a drink of water." He then sat up, and got out of the bed, casts and all, with his IV bag trailing on the floor behind him. He walked over to the sink, and got a glass of water. He drank it in one gulp. He then took off his casts and walked out the door.
"How did THAT happen?" Kagome said.
"Hey wait, what about me?!" Inu Yasha screamed. He tried to get up, but immeadiately stopped, because of the horrible pain.
"This stinks!" Inu Yasha yelled. He then shouted a string of colorfully assorted cuss words. In the waiting room, Sango clamped her hands over Shippo's ears. The nurse in Inu Yasha's room fainted.
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A week later, Inu Yasha was able to get up and leave the hospital while the doctors and nurses tried to restrain him. It was again Saturday, and Kagome had big plans.
"Hey everybody, wanna go mountain climbing?" She asked while they were sitting eating Ramen. (Ramen rocks! I'm quite partial to the shrimp flavored noodles, myself) Everybody said sure.
"This has fiasco written all over it." A certain author said while watching through the window. What they didn't no when they said yes, was that they were short one safety harness. And for some reason, they all wanted to go, even after their little escapade on the ski trip. They got in the car, and Kagome's mom drove them to a 12,000 foot mountain somewhere, with cliffs, drop offs, jagged ledges, and rocks that fall off without warning. (Why must Kagome pick such dangerous activities? Why not baseball or basketball? Or a movie?)
They all got into their harnesses, and that's when they realized they were short one.
"I guess one of us will have to go without a harness." Kagome said.
"Or, we could share one." Miroku said, looking at Sango.
"NO WAY, NO HOW!" Sango screamed.
"Well, we gotta come up with something..." Kagome said. They all stopped to think.
Meanwhile atop a cliff on the mountain I stood watching them.
"Sesshomaru is just too determined." I said shaking my head. "If he's gonna try to steal that sword again, then I'm gonna stop him. After all, I am an INU YASHA fan, not a Sesshomaru fan."
Down on the ground, they were all still arguing about what to do. Would they ever get to mountain climb?
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A/N: Another bad chapter. I know Miroku just getting up and walking out of the hospital was weird, but I wanted to put a sadistic twist into this chapter. R&R, chapter 3 will be up as soon as I finish it!