Disclaimer: I'm getting sick of having to do this. No, I don't own the rights to Inu Yasha. So leave me alone lawyers, you vicious blood-sucking, money-grabbing fiends!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Sorry it took so long. But here it is, a new chapter!!!!
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"-Well do you wanna go rock climbing or not?!" Kagome screeched irritably as she argued with Sango.
"Sure I do!" Sango yelled back. "I'm just not sharing a safety harness, and I'm not going to climb without one!!"
"Well then, why don't you just go sit in the car while the rest of us have fun!"
"No way! Why don't YOU?! Oh, wait I forgot, you're too stupid to figure out where the car is!!!"
"THAT'S IT!!!" Kagome dived on Sango and soon they were rolling around on the ground, scratching, punching, kicking, and biting each other in a cloud of dust. Miroku, Shippo, and Inu Yasha were watching with wide eyes.
"Wow, they're really beating each other up." Inu Yasha said as he watched Sango pull viciously on Kagome's hair. "Think I should do something?"
"One thing I've learned in all my years on this Earth, is to never EVER get involved in a cat fight." Miroku said as he watched Kagome bite Sango's arm like it was a chicken wing.
"Cat fight?" Inu Yasha said looking puzzled. "They're humans!"
"It's an expression, Inu Yasha."
"Whatever. I'm going to put a stop to their fighting." Inu Yasha said, stepping towards the huge dust cloud.
"He's a goner isn't he?" Shippo asked looking up at Miroku.
"Mmmmhmmm. May the Buddha have mercy on his soul." Miroku said doing the little one-handed thingy with his hand when he prays while he's holding his staff.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha yelled once he was only about 2 inches away from the spot where Kagome and Sango were fighting. "Stop fighting! We'll just figure something out, so you can stop whining." They paused and looked at Inu Yasha with murder in their eyes. Then they exchanged a glance, and dived on him together.
"BONZAI!!!!!!!!!" They screamed. Inu Yasha screamed, and then they were all rolling on the ground in a mass of flailing limbs.
"Miroku!! OOh aah owww ooooHH! Hey! Below the belt penalty!!" Inu Yasha screamed as he was viciously attacked by Kagome and Sango while they were attacking each other. "Miroku, oooh ahhh EEEEE!!! HELP ME!"Miroku's head wasn't exactly on straight that day (In fact, it was twisted at a 90 degree angle! Freaky!) so his hand went up to the prayer beads on his hand.
"Wind tunnel!" He screamed as he ripped the beads off.
"Miroku no, YOU IDIOT!" Shippo screamed. He dived on Miroku and put the prayer beads back on Miroku's hand, but not before part of his tail got stuck in the hole in Miroku's hand. (EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!) "My tail, my poor, poor, TAIL!!!!" He screamed.
Instantly, the fighting stopped.
"Shippo are you OK?!" Kagome screamed as she got up. Sango got up too. Shippo was crying his eyes out, while Inu Yasha was lying on the ground with a dazed expression on his face. Kagome tried to calm Shippo down, while Sango tried to think of a way to get Shippo out of the hellhole in one piece. They eventually gave up. Their brains hurt to much.
"This is all your fault Sango!" Kagome turned and screeched at her.
"My fault?!" Sango cried indignantly.
"Yeah! If you hadn't started that stupid argument and made us fight, none of this would've happened!"
"You started the argument!" Sango yelled as she started to run back towards the car. Kagome laughed.
"HA! I knew she'd chicken out." Little did Kagome realize that what Sango was doing was FAR from chickening out. Kagome looked back at Sango, and, to her horror, she saw Sango the trunk and pull out her boomerang bone! (DUN DUN DUN!) Sango held it up and aimed carefully at Kagome.
"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Inu Yasha! SAVE ME!" She screamed as she jumped behind Inu Yasha, who by now was able to stand up. Sango, knowing she couldn't kill Inu Yasha because it wouldn't go over to well with Kagome, threw down her weapon in frustration.
"Well then, just watch THIS!" She screamed as she rushed toward Inu Yasha. Kagome thought she was going to kill her with her bare hands, and ran away screaming. When she realized Sango wasn't chasing her, she turned around and saw Sango run up, grab Inu Yasha, and give him a big kiss. And it wasn't a shy little kiss, it was full-minute, PG-13 liplock! And, to Kagome's rage, she saw Inu Yasha start to kiss her back!
"Get your lips off of him!" She yelled as she began running towards Sango. Sango ran up to her, and they were battling again. Inu Yasha, a goofy look on his face, went to go stand next to Miroku, who had a very angry and pouty Shippo hanging from his right hand.
"So," Miroku said, turning to Inu Yasha, "how was it?"
"I never knew Sango was so... EXPERIENCED." Inu Yasha replied. "You think there could have been a boy in her life besides Kohaku before her village got destroyed?"
"I wouldn't doubt it." Miroku said. He then took the cloth off of his right hand, but kept the prayer beads on. This left the hole exposed so that it could be seen, but there was no violent wind. He then grabbed Shippo's tail and pulled it straight out of his hand.
Inu Yasha looked stupified. "You mean, you coulda done that this whole time, and you didn't do it until just now?!" Inu Yasha screamed.
"I'm free, I'm freeeeeee!!!" Shippo sang happily as he bounded toward Kagome. The fighting, again, stopped. Kagome rushed forward and scooped the happy little kitsune up in her arms.
"Shippo, I was so worried about you!" She said as she hugged the little fox. (Yeah.....RIIIIIGHT) She put Shippo down gently and turned to Sango.
"Uh, Sango?" She began hesitantly. "I,uh, want to, uh apologize for-" She was interrupted by Sesshomaru's voice echoing off of the cliffs.
"Foolish humans!" He said, everyone's eyes zooming to where he stood atop a cliff. "I will now fight my half-brother and take the Tetsaugia! I will then kill you all with a single swing! MUAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" He then swooped down and grabbed Inu Yasha by the throat. Inu Yasha screamed in pain, and the others watched in horror as the flesh started burning from his neck, due to Sesshomaru's poisonous claws.
"Oh my god, we've got to do something!" Kagome cried. (THAT was sure unnessecary, wasn't it?) Sango ran to pick up her boomerang bone, but she wasn't moving fast enough. Kagome didn't have her bow and arrows, and Miroku couldn't use his wind tunnel because he might suck up Inu Yasha. (Plus, if he sucked up Sesshomaru, I would have to kill him.) Shippo, in a frenzy, did the first thing that popped into his head.
"FOXFIRE!!" Shippo screamed as he ran up to Sesshomaru. Instantly, Sesshomaru's fur caught on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Sesshomaru screamed as he through his fur on the ground and started stomping on it. "PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUUUUUUT!!!" Sesshomaru ran off to find a river or soem source of water to douse the flames.
"Smooth work, Shippo!" Inu Yasha said. "I coulda handled it though....."
"Yeah, right Inu Yasha." Kagome said rolling her eyes.
"Well I could have!"
"Uh huh."
And so, they went home because they were all tired from the day's ordeal. Little did they know that back at home, there would be yet another ordeal when they got home.
A/N: DUN DUN DUN! Suspense! Again, I'm sorry it took so long for this chapter to go up, but I suffered from writer's block and laziness. Next time : TRUTH OR DARE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
A/N: Sorry it took so long. But here it is, a new chapter!!!!
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"-Well do you wanna go rock climbing or not?!" Kagome screeched irritably as she argued with Sango.
"Sure I do!" Sango yelled back. "I'm just not sharing a safety harness, and I'm not going to climb without one!!"
"Well then, why don't you just go sit in the car while the rest of us have fun!"
"No way! Why don't YOU?! Oh, wait I forgot, you're too stupid to figure out where the car is!!!"
"THAT'S IT!!!" Kagome dived on Sango and soon they were rolling around on the ground, scratching, punching, kicking, and biting each other in a cloud of dust. Miroku, Shippo, and Inu Yasha were watching with wide eyes.
"Wow, they're really beating each other up." Inu Yasha said as he watched Sango pull viciously on Kagome's hair. "Think I should do something?"
"One thing I've learned in all my years on this Earth, is to never EVER get involved in a cat fight." Miroku said as he watched Kagome bite Sango's arm like it was a chicken wing.
"Cat fight?" Inu Yasha said looking puzzled. "They're humans!"
"It's an expression, Inu Yasha."
"Whatever. I'm going to put a stop to their fighting." Inu Yasha said, stepping towards the huge dust cloud.
"He's a goner isn't he?" Shippo asked looking up at Miroku.
"Mmmmhmmm. May the Buddha have mercy on his soul." Miroku said doing the little one-handed thingy with his hand when he prays while he's holding his staff.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha yelled once he was only about 2 inches away from the spot where Kagome and Sango were fighting. "Stop fighting! We'll just figure something out, so you can stop whining." They paused and looked at Inu Yasha with murder in their eyes. Then they exchanged a glance, and dived on him together.
"BONZAI!!!!!!!!!" They screamed. Inu Yasha screamed, and then they were all rolling on the ground in a mass of flailing limbs.
"Miroku!! OOh aah owww ooooHH! Hey! Below the belt penalty!!" Inu Yasha screamed as he was viciously attacked by Kagome and Sango while they were attacking each other. "Miroku, oooh ahhh EEEEE!!! HELP ME!"Miroku's head wasn't exactly on straight that day (In fact, it was twisted at a 90 degree angle! Freaky!) so his hand went up to the prayer beads on his hand.
"Wind tunnel!" He screamed as he ripped the beads off.
"Miroku no, YOU IDIOT!" Shippo screamed. He dived on Miroku and put the prayer beads back on Miroku's hand, but not before part of his tail got stuck in the hole in Miroku's hand. (EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!) "My tail, my poor, poor, TAIL!!!!" He screamed.
Instantly, the fighting stopped.
"Shippo are you OK?!" Kagome screamed as she got up. Sango got up too. Shippo was crying his eyes out, while Inu Yasha was lying on the ground with a dazed expression on his face. Kagome tried to calm Shippo down, while Sango tried to think of a way to get Shippo out of the hellhole in one piece. They eventually gave up. Their brains hurt to much.
"This is all your fault Sango!" Kagome turned and screeched at her.
"My fault?!" Sango cried indignantly.
"Yeah! If you hadn't started that stupid argument and made us fight, none of this would've happened!"
"You started the argument!" Sango yelled as she started to run back towards the car. Kagome laughed.
"HA! I knew she'd chicken out." Little did Kagome realize that what Sango was doing was FAR from chickening out. Kagome looked back at Sango, and, to her horror, she saw Sango the trunk and pull out her boomerang bone! (DUN DUN DUN!) Sango held it up and aimed carefully at Kagome.
"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Inu Yasha! SAVE ME!" She screamed as she jumped behind Inu Yasha, who by now was able to stand up. Sango, knowing she couldn't kill Inu Yasha because it wouldn't go over to well with Kagome, threw down her weapon in frustration.
"Well then, just watch THIS!" She screamed as she rushed toward Inu Yasha. Kagome thought she was going to kill her with her bare hands, and ran away screaming. When she realized Sango wasn't chasing her, she turned around and saw Sango run up, grab Inu Yasha, and give him a big kiss. And it wasn't a shy little kiss, it was full-minute, PG-13 liplock! And, to Kagome's rage, she saw Inu Yasha start to kiss her back!
"Get your lips off of him!" She yelled as she began running towards Sango. Sango ran up to her, and they were battling again. Inu Yasha, a goofy look on his face, went to go stand next to Miroku, who had a very angry and pouty Shippo hanging from his right hand.
"So," Miroku said, turning to Inu Yasha, "how was it?"
"I never knew Sango was so... EXPERIENCED." Inu Yasha replied. "You think there could have been a boy in her life besides Kohaku before her village got destroyed?"
"I wouldn't doubt it." Miroku said. He then took the cloth off of his right hand, but kept the prayer beads on. This left the hole exposed so that it could be seen, but there was no violent wind. He then grabbed Shippo's tail and pulled it straight out of his hand.
Inu Yasha looked stupified. "You mean, you coulda done that this whole time, and you didn't do it until just now?!" Inu Yasha screamed.
"I'm free, I'm freeeeeee!!!" Shippo sang happily as he bounded toward Kagome. The fighting, again, stopped. Kagome rushed forward and scooped the happy little kitsune up in her arms.
"Shippo, I was so worried about you!" She said as she hugged the little fox. (Yeah.....RIIIIIGHT) She put Shippo down gently and turned to Sango.
"Uh, Sango?" She began hesitantly. "I,uh, want to, uh apologize for-" She was interrupted by Sesshomaru's voice echoing off of the cliffs.
"Foolish humans!" He said, everyone's eyes zooming to where he stood atop a cliff. "I will now fight my half-brother and take the Tetsaugia! I will then kill you all with a single swing! MUAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" He then swooped down and grabbed Inu Yasha by the throat. Inu Yasha screamed in pain, and the others watched in horror as the flesh started burning from his neck, due to Sesshomaru's poisonous claws.
"Oh my god, we've got to do something!" Kagome cried. (THAT was sure unnessecary, wasn't it?) Sango ran to pick up her boomerang bone, but she wasn't moving fast enough. Kagome didn't have her bow and arrows, and Miroku couldn't use his wind tunnel because he might suck up Inu Yasha. (Plus, if he sucked up Sesshomaru, I would have to kill him.) Shippo, in a frenzy, did the first thing that popped into his head.
"FOXFIRE!!" Shippo screamed as he ran up to Sesshomaru. Instantly, Sesshomaru's fur caught on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Sesshomaru screamed as he through his fur on the ground and started stomping on it. "PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUUUUUUT!!!" Sesshomaru ran off to find a river or soem source of water to douse the flames.
"Smooth work, Shippo!" Inu Yasha said. "I coulda handled it though....."
"Yeah, right Inu Yasha." Kagome said rolling her eyes.
"Well I could have!"
"Uh huh."
And so, they went home because they were all tired from the day's ordeal. Little did they know that back at home, there would be yet another ordeal when they got home.
A/N: DUN DUN DUN! Suspense! Again, I'm sorry it took so long for this chapter to go up, but I suffered from writer's block and laziness. Next time : TRUTH OR DARE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!