Winter: Hey there everyone and welcome to the next chapter of "Goatdogs and Demons Don't Mix!" And I am proud to say that when I started writing this I was in Soc St!

Wisdom: You're a real idiot. What if he sees you?

Winter: Its not like we are doing any work, there is no point to have a full first day of school when it only takes the teachers like 20 minutes to talk then you have another 25 to do what ever the hell you want.

Wisdom: It does seem rather pointless.

Winter: And I am proud to say that so far I didn't get in trouble AT ALL!

Hiei: ::Claps::

Winter: Well I'll shut up now (gasp) and threaten Hiei into doing the disclaimer.

Hiei: Winter doesn't own YYH or PSOH, Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vlad belongs to EternalBlackNight.

Wisdom: And Winter would like to give great thanks to andromedacblack who gave her the idea for this chapter and the next one.

Winter: Yes thank you so much! ::Gives andromedacblack YYH plushies:: Oh and I just want to say that Darrin owns himself too since I'm lazy I'm placing one of my very best friends in here.

Wisdom: And now your chapter...

Chapter Eight: Old Mic Yu Yu Had a Farm Part 1:

It was the next day. Once everyone packed up Flash opened up another portal and everyone went home to go take showers and get all washed up then made plans to go back to Flash's.

Once Flash was out of the shower she dressed in her gray sweat pants with her white tank top (GASP! Its white). Of course she was wearing her earrings (for all piercing/s) and her sex bracelets (lets just say she never takes them off). She sat at the computer with one leg hanging out and the other bent so her chin was resting on it. Her eyes watched the computer screen.

Hiei came walking down the stairs. He was wearing his normal black pants with a white tank top. On his arm was the mark from the Dragon.

"Hn, your parents want to talk to you," he said.

"Okay give me a second," said Flash.

Hiei hned and went back upstairs. Flash then followed him and went into the kitchen to see what Mary and Bill needed to talk to her about. She saw them sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee. Mary had her hair tied back as she wore a dark green suit (like what they wear for work) and Bill wearing a blouse with a tie and nice dark pants.

Flash walked over to them with her hands behind her back. "Is there something you needed to see me about?"

"Yes actually there was," said Mary. "We were thinking about taking a trip down to the country to see a friend and stay at his farm."

Flash didn't say anything and let her foster mother continue.

"I thought since you and your friends are so attached that they all could come with us."

Flash beamed. "Thank you so much Mary-san!" She bowed low.

Mary smiled and Bill chuckled.

"Better go call them," he said.

Flash smiled and ran out of the kitchen and into her room. As soon as she got in she flung down on her bed and called Kurama's house. Shuuichi picked up.

"Hey Shuuichi its Flash, is your brother and Autumn home?"

"Okay."

Flash waited for a second before Kurama came up to the phone.

(At Kurama's)

"Yeah Flash?"

"Oh that's nice."

"Well I'm sure Autumn wouldn't want to intrude..."

Autumn poked her head out of the kitchen. "I heard my name."

"I don't know..."

"But..."

"Fine."

"Flash wants to talk to you," he said holding the phone out to her.

Autumn ran over to the phone and took it.

"Yes master?"

"Why would you even ask? The answer is and always would be yes."

"He did?"

Autumn turned slowly to glare at Kurama. He gave a nervous laugh.

"No I don't think Shiori would mind he is never home anyway with the well you know."

"Okay I'll let the others know. I'll see you in an hour."

Autumn hung up the phone and turned to Kurama. "Go pack were spending the night on Mary and Bill's friend's farm."

Kurama sighed and went to go pack. Autumn then turned back to the phone to call Yusuke's house and let the others know.

At Flash's house:

Flash jumped off her bed and opened her balcony door. She stepped out and saw Hiei sleeping in a tree. T-chan watched her from where he sat on her bed.

"Hiei!!!!!" she called.

Hiei opened one eye and glared at her.

"Go pack we're leaving in an hour," she said then went back in her room.

Flash packed her swimsuit, a set of PJs, three sets of clothes, bug spray, coffee, pocky, fluff and marshmallows.

"I can't help put think I'm forgetting something," she said staring at her over filled bag.

T-chan looked up at her and made a growl. She was holding his food in her hand.

"Not now T-chan I'm thinking," she said.

T-chan's sweat dropped. Suddenly an old light bulb appeared above her head. She ran to her closet and pulled out her camera and video camera. T-chan glared at her.

"Huh what's this?" she asked looking at her hand. "Oh it's your food, don't want to forget that!"

She packed his food then went to go get changed. Once she came out of the bathroom she saw Hiei sitting on her bed watching T-chan with a backpack next to her duffle bag.

Flash was wearing a plain pair of black pants that were somewhat tight with a blood red tank top. She left her hair down and went over to her mirror and put on her black lipstick and black eye shadow.

Once she was done she plopped down on her bed and pulled out her sketchbook and started to draw Hiei on a side profile view when he wasn't looking.

"I wonder what its like," she said.

She wasn't expecting a response so she continued. "Besides Makai and Reikai I've never been anywhere all nature like...well out of the city..."

"The others are here," said Hiei to no one in particular.

Hiei glanced at her then went back to glaring at T-chan. Flash shrugged and finished the sketch then placed her book in her bag. She rolled off the bed and picked up her bag and T-chan then started walking out the door.

Once she reached the main floor she placed T-chan and her bag down then opened to door to be greeted by no other then Hinote and Autumn tackling her.

"Ack!" yelled Flash falling on her back and bring the other two down with her.

"We missed you Flash-chan!" said Autumn.

Flash narrowed her eyes. "Your to happy what are you planning?"

Autumn and Hinote stood up.

"Nothing," said Autumn.

Flash narrowed her eyes at her friend from where she sat on the floor. Then got up with Yusuke's help.

Yusuke was wearing his green outfit, Kuwabara his blue. Kurama was wearing his phoenix outfit (from the movie). Hinote was wearing a pair of black pants with a red shirt. Autumn of course had her cat ears with a shirt of Foamy and black Capri pants.

Mary and Bill came walking out with there bags.

"Is everyone ready?" asked Bill.

Everyone nodded.

"Where's Hiei?" asked Kurama.

"He's upstairs I'll go get him," said Flash then walked over to the stairs. "HIEI GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'M SENDING AUTUMN UP THERE!!!"

"YAY!" jumped Autumn.

Hiei came running down that stairs (at human speed). He glared at Flash then Autumn.

"Hn let's go," he said.

At the train station: (Yes I'm that lazy and I don't want this chapter ending up as 21 pages)

Mary and Bill went into there own separate booth while Flash, Autumn and the guys filed into the other one. Flash sat next to Hinote and Yusuke with her feet stretched out across them while she gazed out the window. Autumn sat on the other bench with Kurama in the middle and Hiei on the other side of him. Kuwabara stretched out on the floor with T-chan.

"How long is it until we get there?" asked Kuwabara.

"About an hour and a half," answered Kurama not taking his eyes off of his book.

Kuwabara nodded and pulled out a deck of cards. "Anyone wanna play poker?"

Yusuke responded by moving Flash's legs and sinking onto the floor near Kuwabara, Hinote did the same. Flash shrugged and looked back out the window.

Autumn had her hands and face pushed against the window as she watched the outside fly by them.

"I wonder if they have any fluff," she said looking round the room they were in.

And just if on the direct from the director there was a knock on the door. Hinote reached over and opened the door since he was the closest. The door slid open to see a woman with a cart full of food.

"Would you like anything to eat?" she asked.

"Do you have any fluff?" asked Autumn.

"I don't know what is this fluff you are talking about," she said rather confused.

Autumn gasped. "How could you not know what fluff is?!?!"

Before Autumn could go on with her ranting Kurama covered her mouth and turned to the lady. "We are fine thank you."

She nodded then closed the door and left. Autumn started crying with tears as waterfalls. Flash sighed.

"I was saving this for later but I have some in my bag," she said.

"YAY!!!!" said Autumn throwing her arms in the air then turning into a chibi and then jumped on to the self and opened Flash's bag disappearing inside.

"Well I'm out," said Yusuke throwing his cards in.

"Me too," said Kuwabara.

Hinote smiled and placed his cards down. "I win!"

Yusuke and Kuwabara grumbled as they reached for their wallets to only find out they were missing. Both boys turned to glare at Flash who was counting a roll of money.

"Nani?" she asked looking at them.

"Well it looks like your not getting anything unless you get it from Flash," said Yusuke.

Hinote glared at Yusuke then turned to Flash who held the money in a protective manner and hissed at him. Hinote let out a big sigh to show his breath.

A couple on minutes passed before Kurama looked up from his book and looked around. "Where's Autumn?"

Everyone blinked and was quiet to hear munching sounds. Flash stood up on the seat and peered inside her bag to see chibi Autumn munching away on fluff. Autumn turned the jar upside down to see if anymore would come out.

"Awwww no more," she pouted.

Flash's eye started to twitch. "You eat it in a mere five minutes?!"

"Um yes?" asked Autumn nervously.

Flash's eye turned into a narrow glare as her sweat dropped. She took Autumn by the back of the shirt and threw her out of the bag. Autumn went flying in the air.

"WHEEEEE!" she said throwing her arms in the air.

Then she landed on T-chan's back. He blinked and looked over to see Autumn sitting with her legs spread out as she looked around. Her eye met T-chan's and they stayed like that for a while blinking at each other.

Flash sighed as she plopped back down on her seat as she placed her right ankle and rested it on her left knee. She crossed her arms and looked down.

Autumn suddenly grinned and jumped up. She was now dressed as a knight. She unsheathed her wooden sword and hopped on T-chan's head and pointed the sword at Hiei.

"ONWARD NOBLE STEAD FOR WE MUST KILL THY EVIL CREATURE FROM HELL!" she said then made T-chan walk over to Hiei.

She jumped onto his nose and started clawing at his face. Hiei's eyes narrowed as he glared at Autumn he started to growl.

"DIE EVIL SPAWN FROM HELL!" squeaked Autumn as she clawed at his nose.

Everyone's sweat dropped as they watched. Kurama's reached over and picked up Autumn by the back of her shirt.

"Now Autumn it isn't smart to make Hiei mad," he said placing her down next to him. "Now sit like a good little chibi."

Autumn crossed her arms and sat in Indian style as she pouted. Her clothes went back to normal in the blink of an eye.

About an hour later do to the fact of a lazy authoress:

The train pulled to a stop as Mary and Bill opened the door carrying their bags.

"We're here," said Mary. "Get your bags and meet us outside."

Everyone nodded as Mary and Bill walked away. Flash jumped up on the seat and pulled down her bag then jumped back down. Hinote, Kuwabara and Yusuke stood up with there's. Hiei had his. Kurama sighed as Autumn (still chibi) climbed up his hair and placed herself on the top of his head moving some of the red locks so she could see. He took his and Autumn's bag then followed the others off the train.

"Frogs Kurama you hair is like my closet," said Autumn pulling out a toothbrush.

Everyone turned to stare at Kurama for an answer.

"My brother thinks its funny to hide things in my hair," he said coolly.

Autumn dove into his hair. "Hey I found your wallet!"

She held the wallet out of Kurama to take but a pair of pale hands beat him to it. Kurama turned to see who took it. He saw Yusuke counting the money. But before he cold say anything Yusuke fell to the ground out cold. Flash stood behind him holding her metal pipe that was resting against her shoulder and the wallet.

"Never take what belongs to me," she said glaring at the body on the ground.

"But its my wallet," said Kurama.

"Not anymore," said Flash pocketing it.

Kurama glared at Flash as Mary and Bill walked over.

"There are cabs outside waiting for us," said Bill.

The teens nodded then followed Flash's parents out of the station. Hinote dragged Yusuke behind him. There were a total of two cabs. Mary, Bill, Flash, Hiei and T-chan in the first one with Kurama, Hinote, Yusuke and Kuwabara in the other. Autumn was still in Kurama's hair.

It was about a twenty-minute drive to the farm that their friend owned. When they got there the cabs pulled up in front of the house. As they were stepping out of the car; Yusuke included since he woke up during the drive a woman, man and a boy in his teens came walking out of the house.

"Mary!" said the woman. She had blonde hair pulled back into a braid and wore a plain dress with an apron.

"Hello Cindy," said Mary hugging her old friend.

The man walked over and shook Bill's hand. He was dressed in a pair of jeans with an old shirt on. He had shaggy brown hair.

"Now to see you again Bill."

"You too Chris," said Bill shaking his hand.

"And is this her?" asked Cindy looking over at Flash.

Mary nodded. "This is our daughter Flash. Flash these are our friends Cindy and Chris with their son Darrin."

Flash bowed low with her hands above her knees. "It is very nice to meet you."

Cindy smiled and reached over to Flash pulling some hair out of her eyes. "Oh my." she shook her head and smiled again. "You shouldn't hide your beautiful face behind that hair of yours."

Flash shot a glare at the snickering Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hinote.

"And are these your friends?" asked Cindy.

Flash nodded. "This is Hiei, Shuichi, Yusuke, Hinote, Kazuma and T-chan...Autumn is around here somewhere."

"Well it is very nice to meet you all," said Cindy she then turned to Darrin. "Why don't you so them around?"

Darrin nodded. He had brown hair that ended above his upper lip. It was pushed off to the side. His face had no expression as he stood there with his hands in his black pants. He had on a red shirt. On his feet was a pair of black high tops. His blue-green eyes were covered by some of his hair.

"Follow me," he said then started to walk round back.

The other's shrugged and followed him. When they got around back they saw many pens and one rather large coral that held 10 horses. There were pigs, cows, a dog and cat, chickens and other farm animals.

"Well it's a farm, there are animals and plants," he said looking around.

"My animal senses are tingling," said Autumn popping her head out of Kurama's hair.

Darrin starred at her wide-eyed. Autumn blinked at him.

"Oh hello random farm person I do not know!"

"Where the hell did you come from?" asked Darrin. "And are you some sort of pixie or something?"

Suddenly Dariken (owned by Dream) came running across yelling something about pixies hiding his socks.

"DAMN YOU EVIL PIXIES! GIVE ME BACK MY SOCKS!"

'Remind me to kill him,' Harmony told Autumn.

Autumn's sweat dropped. "Does he even wear socks?"

Flash shrugged. "This is Autumn."

Darrin blinked.

"And no she's not a pixie," said Flash standing on her tippy toes and picked Autumn up from the back of her shirt.

Autumn squeaked. "Hey! I liked it up there! I was taller then Hiei!"

Everyone but Darrin turned to stare at her. "But you are taller then Hiei."

"Oh...well in that case," said Autumn jumping off of Flash's hand and into the air.

She turned back into her normal size and gave a victory sign. "W00t!"

Darrin starred at Autumn then looked at Flash's for an answer.

"Don't ask," answered Flash coolly.

"Aw! Horses!" said Autumn running over to the coral and started to pet a pure white mare (female horse).

The others walked over.

"That's Fubuki (blizzard)," said Darrin.

"She's beautiful," said Autumn petting her.

"What are the other's named?" asked Flash propping herself against the rail and looking at the horses.

"The black one is Demon," said Darrin. "That bay colored one is Bay (the horse I take into shows for my trainer so I don't own him)."

"Well that's a shocker," said Hinote.

"The Palomino is Joe. The cream colored one with the white main and tail is Sunny (don't own), the other cream is Sun Dance (don't own), the two grays are Blaze and Snow."

"Like my name!" said Hinote (it means Blaze.)

"The redish one is Penny and the white with the grayish tint is Kumo (cloud)," finished Darrin.

"Why do you have so many horses?" asked Yusuke.

Darrin shrugged. "Well for different things...my older brother used to take Bay into races before he went to collage and I guess just to have. Sometimes people give us money for trail rides."

"Hey cool do you think you can take us on one?" asked Kuwabara.

"I don't see why not," said Darrin.

"I've always wondered what it was like to go horseback riding," said Flash watching the horses trot around each other. "The city is nothing like this."

"Why don't we go after dinner?" Darrin suggested.

Everyone nodded. Followed by some noises.

"Got any food around here?" asked Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hinote at the same time.

Everyone stared at them with a sweat drop. Then Cindy walked over to them.

"Come on now girls we need to cook dinner," she said.

Flash and Autumn looked behind them to see whom was she talking to. When they realized that no other girls were there they turned back to her and pointed at them selves questionably.

"Yes you."

"Um but I can't cook," said Flash.

"She's got a point there," said Yusuke. "I had to be her lab rat for her home ech. project and I was sick for a week."

"That's only because I wanted to get back at you," said Flash narrowing her eyes into a glare at Yusuke.

"Are you sure that is a good idea?" asked Hinote. "Flash might set the house on fire."

Flash glared at Hinote. "WHY IS EVERYONE POINTING THE LACK OF COOKING SKILLS AT ME?!"

"Because if Autumn wanted to she COULD actually cook," said Hinote.

"Well c'mon now," said Cindy pushing Autumn and Flash along.

Flash turned back around to glare at them. "Autumn, remind me to hurt them later."

"Okee dokee artichokee!" said Autumn.

After countless attempts of cooking:

Everyone was seated at a large dinning room table. Darrin's dad was at the head of the table with Bill on the other end. On Chris's left was Darrin. Next to Darrin Flash was going to sit. Next to Flash was Hiei. On Hiei's other side was Yusuke and then Hinote. On Chris's right would be Cindy followed by Mary, Kurama, Autumn and Kuwabara.

The girls came out of the kitchen carrying pots. Flash walked around placing mashed potatoes on everyone's plate. Yusuke snickered at Flash, which earned him a hit in the head with the metal spoon she was using.

Once all of the food was placed out on everyone's plates. There was salad, mashed potatoes and steak. Autumn and Flash had declined on the steak since they don't eat beef.

Flash was standing behind Hinote and Yusuke stirring what was left in the pot. "Go on and try it."

The two boys looked back at there plates nervously.

Yusuke and Hinote's POV:

They starred down at their plate to see a pile of boiling green goo that was bond to be poison. In the background they heard Flash laughing evilly has they fell to the ground dead.

Regular POV:

Flash appeared right behind them. Both boys grew nervous as they started to show sweat.

"What are you stalling for?" asked Flash in a rather creepy voice. "Its not like I poisoned it or anything."

"How do we know that ITAI!" said Kuwabara holding his head and glaring up at Autumn from where he sat.

Hinote picked up his fork and starred down at his food. "For once I'm not that hungry..."

"Eat it," growled Flash.

"Are they always like this?" Darrin asked Kurama.

Kurama sighed and nodded. "Yes, I'm slowly going insane but I love my friends."

"But..." began Yusuke and Hinote.

"No buts! Now eat!" said Flash holding her metal spoon violently.

The two boys whimpered and slowly to a bite of there food. They sat there for a minute thinking before nodding their head.

"Wow Flash how did your cooking skills become so much better within two hours?" asked Yusuke.

Flash growled at him and clawed at the back of his neck with her black colored nails before sitting down in her seat.

"And you wouldn't want to know..." she said.

"Why not? What is in this? Its really good!" said Kuwabara as he stuffed more in his mouth.

"Its best not to know things like this when it comes to Flash," said Autumn eating.

End Chapter:

Winter: I know! I know! I'm sorry that this was kind of short and you had to wait for a while but school is back and updating is becoming a pain in the ass and I thought that I'd end it there so it won't be 21 pages like the other chapter...

Wisdom: Well, Winter and Dream made there own penname for stories that they will be writing together.

Winter: That's right! It's an easy name, 'Dream and Winter'. We don't have anything up yet but keep your eyes open because one of the fanfics I'm planning to write is going to have a sequel that we will be working on together and that's the only story I'll be updating at them time.

Wisdom: But that won't be for a while.

Winter: Yeah don't worry about it now. I still have other fanfics to write first...so lets close this up, Hiei!

Hiei: Review or else!

Wisdom: Please review!

Winter: STIGAMATAAA IN YOUR EYE!!!!

Hiei and Wisdom: ::Stare::

Winter: Oh, AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!!!!!!

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