Winter: Ow, ow, ow.
Hiei: Translation?
Wisdom: Hey there everyone and welcome to the next chapter of "Goatdogs and Demons Don't Mix!" My legs are killing me and I can't walk so I thought I would update.
Hiei: Why do your legs hurt?
Winter: Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Wisdom: Friday night she played DDR for about five hours straight with Kendel and other people and her horse back riding teacher took away the saddle during the lesson so she had to jump bare back.
Hiei. Oh...
Winter: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!
Wisdom: You better do the disclaimer.
Hiei: ::Sighs:: Winter doesn't own YYH or PSOH. Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity and Hinote a.k.a Vladimir belongs to EternalBlackNight. Dream also helped her plan this idea so part of it goes to her.
Winter: Ow, ow, ow.
Wisdom: Winter is still open for ideas if anyone has any!
Winter: OW, OW, OW!
Chapter Ten: The World's End: Flash Gone NICE Part 1:
The next morning Flash woke up around 12 in the afternoon like she would any day that she didn't have school. She spent about the hour doing her normal things from when she woke up. Have a cup of coffee, fight with Hiei, feed T-chan and Fluffy, and then go take a shower.
She walked out of the bathroom brushing her dry hair dressed in a black skirt with a red rose with blood dripping from it and a black long sleeved shirt with safety bins on them (I'm in love with safety bins my clothes are covered in them).
Flash walked over to her closet and pulled out her knee high boots and put them on then went over to his mirror and put on some silver and gold eye shadow with black eye liner. She painted her lips with black lipstick and then walked over to T-chan and clipped the leash to his collar.
"C'mon T-chan let's go for a walk D is supposed to be coming for you sometime tomorrow," she said.
T-chan jumped off of her bed and followed her down the stairs. They walked out the door and headed towards town.
In town Flash stopped to get them ice cream. They sat on a bench under some trees. T-chan jumped onto the bench and watched Flash eat her ice cream. Flash watched him in the corner of her eye.
"Oh fine," she said handing it to him.
T-chan eat the ice cream and cone in one bite before smiling happily.
"Pig," said Flash glaring at the goatdog.
Meanwhile just down the block was a plain white van. Inside the van were two men in white lab coats watching screens that showed Flash and T-chan.
"The subject was come to a halt shall we go?" asked on of the men.
"Yes we shall," said the other man filling up a shot.
The two men climbed out of the van and walked over to where Flash was. They were sneaking up behind her and when they were close enough they gave Flash and T-chan the shot.
Suddenly Flash and T-chan fell into a sleep.
When Flash woke up she saw that she was in some sort of van with T-chan sleeping next to her. Her hands and feet were roped together. This followed by a very large stream of curses.
"Shut up already!" said one of them men.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Flash.
"That is not important," said the second one injecting her with another shot.
A couple of hours later when Flash woke up she held who head. "Where am I? Who am I?"
"It seemed it worked," said the first man the other one.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"Never mind who we are but you are Flash and you are a very good little girl and get strait A's you are also very nice," said the second man.
"I am?" asked Flash.
"Yes and this is your pet cat," said the first one handing her T-chan.
T-chan looked up at her and meowed.
"Oh..." said Flash.
"Now put on this very pink fluffy dress and dye your hair blonde with this," said the first man handing her a bunch of stuff.
Flash took the stuff and nodded then went behind a curtain to color her hair and put on the dress. She came out wearing a fluffy pink sundress with long blonde hair and white sandals. T-chan walked over to her and meowed.
"Now you don't want to be late getting home," said the second man placing a pin on her dress. "Be sure to keep you with this at all times."
"Okay," said Flash.
"And this is where you live," said the other man giving her a piece of paper.
Flash took it and nodded. She walked out of the van with T-chan after thanking them.
Flash walked down the street looking at everything in awe. Of course she was lost. Walking down the street always was Kuwabara and Yusuke. Yusuke was wearing a pair of blue jeans with sneakers and a white shirt while Kuwabara was wearing black jeans with sneakers and a white shirt.
"Hey look at the cutie," said Kuwabara pointing at Flash.
Yusuke turned to see what Kuwabara was talking about and then went wide-eyed.
"Holly hell! Her eyes are gold!" he said.
The two boys looked at each other before running up to Flash.
"Flash!!" said Kuwabara.
"That is my name isn't it?" asked Flash.
"Flash what are you wearing?!" asked Yusuke shaking her.
Flash blinked at him. "Um can you please stop that sir? I am getting dizzy."
Yusuke stopped but still held Flash by the shoulders. "Okay Flash ha, ha very funny you can stop playing now."
"Play? What are we playing?" asked Flash.
T-chan walked over to them and meowed. Yusuke's eyes narrowed as he looked at no one in choice.
"Something's wrong, to Kurama's!"
Then Kuwabara and Yusuke took off running to Kurama's house carrying Flash and T-chan.
At Kurama's house:
Yusuke rang the button for the doorbell. Finally Kurama opened it with Autumn and Hinote standing behind him. Kurama was wearing his phoenix outfit while Autumn was wearing black pants and shirt with a fox on it and of course her cat ears. Hinote was wearing tan pants with a black tee shirt with his glasses over his eyes.
"Is something wrong Yusuke?" asked Kurama.
"YES THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG!" yelled Yusuke pushing his way into the house.
He plopped Flash down on the couch and she looked at all of them.
"Do I know any of you?" she asked kindly.
"Is it me or does that blonde girl in the fluffy pink dress with the golden eyes look like Flash?" said Autumn.
"Nah, it can't be her!" said Hinote. "Flash would never dye her hair blonde."
"But it IS Flash!" roared Yusuke.
The three turned and starred at him. Yusuke screamed before a screen came down in front of Flash. You could see her perfectly through the screen. Yusuke took a marker out from his pocket and started to draw on the screen.
When he moved away it was a poorly drawn picture of Flash with evil eyes and a devil's horn. No one said anything for a while.
Five minutes later:
"Um can I go home now?" asked Flash.
Autumn hit a fist into her hand. "I got it!!!"
Everyone turned to her. Autumn took a deep breath.
"As Flash was taking T-chan for a walk they stopped for ice cream and sat on a bench. But mean while in a white van two crazy people guy...things were watching her through a TV and they gave her a shot that lost her memory and told her to color her hair blonde and put on the fluffy pink sundress and also said that T-chan was her cat," said Autumn in one breath.
Everyone stared at her in silence when it was broken from T-chan giving a small meow. Everyone turned to look at T-chan then back at Flash to Autumn.
"I know how we can figure this out!" said Hinote. "Watch and learn people!"
He walked over to Flash and handed her a large and heavy book. "Here Flash hit me really hard over the head with this."
"Why would you want me to do such and horrible and mean thing?!" asked Flash shocked.
Hinote narrowed his eyes at her. "Are you joking?"
Flash shook her head. "No I'm not! I would never hurt anyone or anything!"
At that moment a halo appeared over her head as Flash smiled sweetly. Everyone starred at the halo expecting it to go up in flames.
Ten minutes later:
"ARGH!!!!" yelled Hinote. "GO UP IN FLAMES ALREADY!!!"
"I don't think it's going to listen to you," said Autumn.
"I know!!!" said Hinote rather insanely.
He pulled out his light and tried lighting the halo on fire but it wouldn't work. Suddenly the lighter jumped from his hands and stuck it's tongue out at everyone before hoping out the window.
Everyone blinked blanking at the window from where the lighter jumped out then all at once turned to Flash.
"I think Autumn might be right," said Kuwabara.
"Um excuse me," said Flash. "Not to be rude but who are you?"
Before anyone could answer Autumn spoke up.
"That is the baka, bunny boy, the defective detective, Tweedledum and I am YOUR LORD AND MASTER FOAMY!!!"
Autumn made a dramatic pose as dramatic music played.
"Oh hello," said Flash happily.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hinote and Kurama's sweat dropped.
"Maybe Hiei can help," said Kurama opening the door.
Everyone walked out but Flash. Yusuke's hand peered back inside the house and grabbed Flash pulling her along. T-chan meowed and followed them.
At the park:
Yusuke had to carry Flash bridle style to keep her from wondering off and causing another car accident. Kurama pointed to a tree to see Hiei sleeping soundly.
Autumn ran over to the tree and started barking. Hiei opened one eye and glared down at her.
"What do you want Kitsune?" he growled.
He looked down to see Yusuke carrying Flash but didn't realize it was her. He jumped from the tree and looked up at him.
"A new mate already?" he asked.
"This isn't my mate!!!" growled Yusuke. "It's Flash!!!"
Hiei took a closer look at Flash then went wide-eyed.
"See?" asked Yusuke.
Hiei hned and took Flash from Yusuke and sat her down under the tree.
"She lost her memory," said Kurama. "Can you find anything?"
Hiei's Jagan started to glow from underneath the bandanna. It stopped and Hiei shook his head no.
"AAAAHHHH FLASH AS GONE NICE!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!" screamed Autumn and Hinote running around in circles.
"Sadly I am going to have to agree with them," said Yusuke.
Suddenly Autumn stopped and pointed up causing Hinote to stop short and fall on his face.
"I know what we can do!" she said happily. "We can find those guys and make them give her memory back!"
"How are we going to do that?" asked Kuwabara.
"Leave that to us!!" said Autumn and Hinote.
They started walking away. Kurama turned to the guys.
"Well since Flash can't watch them Yusuke you go," said Kurama.
"But why me?!" asked Yusuke.
"Because if you don't I will kill you," said Hiei.
"Trust me I rather be killed," said Yusuke grumbling as he walked after Autumn and Hinote.
"Let's take her back to my house," said Kurama.
Hiei hned as he picked up Flash and ran to Kurama's house with Kurama and Kuwabara with T-chan following.
End Chapter:
Winter: Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Wisdom: Well I know it was kind of short but I wanted to get at least part of it up before Monday and its Sunday so yeah. I'll update as soon as I can! Now Hiei finish it up!
Hiei: Review or else!!
Wisdom: P lease review!!
Winter: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!!!
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