A/N: I decided to trash my original idea for this chapter. To anyone who was looking forward to my original idea: oh well. Conjure up a mental image of Kagome and Inu Yasha kissing and be happy with it. This chapter will instead revolve around Sesshomaru getting his arm back. He'll be needing it for chapter 8. *malevolent grin*
Disclaimer: WHY DO YOU LAWYERS EVEN BOTHER ME LIKE THIS?! I'M POOR!! YOU WON'T GET ANY MONEY FROM SUING ME!!!!!!! *sighs* I don't own Inu Yasha or anything related to Inu Yasha. That should do it. HAPPY YOU BLOODSUCKING POCKET RAIDERS?!?!?!
It was 3 in the morning when I came up with another screwed up idea of a chapter. It would be chapter eight. But for the upcoming chappie, Sesshomaru would need some "preparing". (not in a BAD way you SICKO!) I got up at eight in the morning, ate some cereal, and then stepped out the door, before turning around and going back inside because I had forgotten my pants. (Yup. I'm not a morning person)
After putting on pants and again walking out the door, I went to find Sesshomaru. He and I had some buisness to take care of. Yes, we were going to get him a new arm! He'd need it for chapter 8. (again *malevolent grin*) I searched for him for a few hours. I found him sitting in a dark movie theater. He wasn't really paying attention to the movie. I suspect he was just hiding from all the people who kept mistaking him for a woman. He was just sitting there. But what was he eating? Could it be...? YES! POCKY!!!!
I snuck up behind him. Then at just the right moment, I snatched his pocky. I then ate happily. He apparently hadn't figured out where it went yet.
"Hey Fluffy, what you doing?" I asked from behind him. He visibly jumped almost five feet in the air. Then he turned around and saw me, and his left eye began to twitch. (I'm sure not on the ball today, huh?) When I noticed his claws were starting to glow that bright, venomous green color, I grabbed the nearest thing I could find and held it up in front of my face. Turned out to be Rin. (YAY! A human sheild!)
It was then that I realized I had the advantage. "Now now, Sesshomaru..." I said. "You wouldn't want to hurt Rin, would you?" He lowered his claws and they stopped glowing. He growled, and I realized I might not want to put Rin down just yet.
"What do you want?" He said in that low, deadly growl that made you want to run away screaming.
"Now that's better. First, you have to swear you won't kill me!" I said. Sesshomaru barely nodded his head. "I'll take that as a yes." I said again. "Second, you will come with me to get you a new arm." Sesshomaru relaxed a bit, but I still held Rin in front of my face.
"What for?" He asked suspiciously.
"Let's just say, you'll be needing it." I said, grinning. He raised an eyebrow skeptically. I put Rin down, and then got up to leave the movie theater. Sesshomaru followed with Rin trailing along behind him. I led him back to Kagome's house.
"What are we doing at the human filly's house?" He complained. "It reeks of hanyou here." He glared at me angrily.
"Awww, you're so cute when you pout like that!" I joked. Seeing the look on his face, I grabbed Rin again. "Don't worry." I said from behind Rin. "We're not going inside. We won't run into Inu Yasha." He relaxed a little bit, so I put Rin down.
I led him and Rin into the well house. I stepped in front of the well.
"What are we doing in here?" Sesshomaru asked. "This well has sealed itself, remember?" I ignored him and climbed into the well.
"Whoa. Kagome should invest in a ladder for this thing." I said hanging off the edge of the well. Then I turned to Sesshomaru. "True Sesshomaru, the well HAS been sealed. But I'm the author, so I can do what I want." Sesshomaru growled and grabbed me by the front of my shirt.
"Then take me back." He growled. I couldn't grab Rin for protection, so I had to try and squirm out of his hold. Not like it worked.
"No can do Sessh." I said after giving up. He shook me violently. "I mean Sesshomaru!!" I exclaimed. He looked about ready to kill me, so I kicked him in this shin. Not very hard though. He dropped me, and I fell the rest of the way into the well.
"C'ya Sesshomaru! I'll be back later with your new arm!" I shouted from the bottom of the well.
************* In the Sengoku Jidai*************
I climbed out of the well. With a lot of difficulty, I might add. I headed off in the direction of Kaede's village. Bugs and animals and demons, oh my!
After getting lost in the woods several times, I finally found my way to the village. It took me about the same amount it took me to find the village to find Kaede's hut. Kaede was also running around Kagome's time, so the hut was vacant. I searched around for a while.
What was I looking for, you ask? The black pearl of course! The portal to the netherworld! Why was I looking for it? My, you ARE the nosy one. I searched around for about an hour before I found it in Kaede's little firepit thingie.
"Success!" I shouted happily. I put the pearl in my pocket and ran back to well. I found it after getting lost several more times. I jumped in and went back to Kagome's time.
************* Back in Kagome's time**************
I found Sesshomaru sitting in the well house, looking extremely bored. I saw Sesshomaru look up when he heard thumps and "oof!" inside the well. I had just started to climb up out of the well when he reached down and pulled me out of the well by my shirt.
"Where is my replacement arm?" He asked in a low growl. He was so scary looking at that moment, I couldn't even reply at first. "WELL?!?!" He shouted, shaking me.
"Slight mistake, we need Jaken." I told him. With an angry growl he dropped me and left the well house. He came back soon after with Jaken. Before Sesshomaru could harrass me again, I grabbed Jaken's staff and pulled the black pearl out of my pocket.
Holding up the staff, I touched it to the pearl. There was fancy black light and a cool portal opened. I stepped inside and soon after was inside Sesshomaru and Inu Yasha's father's remains. "Come on, where is it, where is it?!" I asked myself, searching through the piles of bones.
After a long, looooong while, I found what I was looking for. Holding it up like it was lost pirate treasure or the holy grail, I shouted: "Success!!" I had found Sesshomaru's arm! And it appeared to be in the same condition it was when it had been cut off by Inu Yasha.
"Hmmmmm...." I said to myself. "Apparently, nothing rots here. Interesting." I carried the arm out of the portal. Don't ask me how I got back. Once back in the well house, Sesshomaru snatched the arm from me.
"Is this my replacement arm?" He asked me, examining it.
"Correction." I replyed, slipping the black pearl into my pocket. "It's your arm."
"My arm?" He asked, confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well, I went into your father's remains. You and Inu Yasha fought there, and he cut off your arm, remember? Well, it was still there. And now, we just gotta reattach it." I told him matter-of-factly.
"And how are we going to do that?" He asked me. I smiled and wordlessly took Tenseiga out of it's sheath. "What are you doing?" He demanded.
"Just be patient, will ya?" I told him. I rolled up his sleeve and held his arm up to the spot it had been cut off. "Now then." I began to explain to him. "Tenseiga is a sword that can heal wounds, can't cut, and can bring people back from the dead, right?"
Sesshomaru nodded in reply. I handed him the Tenseiga. "So, if Tenseiga can heal wounds, than shouldn't it be able to reattach your arm?" I said to him. Wordlessly, Sesshomaru sliced across the spot with the Tenseiga. There was a strange eerie blue kind of glow. And what do you know, his arm had been reattached! I was bemaing proudly.
"So am I a genius or what?" I asked beaming. When there was no answer, I looked around the well house. Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken had all left. "Oh well." I said. "He'll more than make up for it in chapter eight!" I said, grinning evilly. "Besides," I added to myself, "I've still got his pocky!" I said, taking it out of my pocket.
After finishing off the last of the pocky, I left the well house. "And, now, time to prepare for chapter seven!' I said, still grinning evilly.
A/N: OK, that was chappie six. Like I said, sorry for trashing my original idea for this chapter. Oh, and Andy is no longer a hitman. He's wroking for me as an editor and *cough* censorer to help keep this fic under control. And I know that the black pearl is s'posed to have disappeared, and there isn't another one, but this is a fanfiction. Note: fanFICTION! Meaning not real. And, not always accurate. Besides, I'm the author, I can do whatever I want with this fic, so nyah! :P Oh, and don't forget to click that little blue button at the bottom and leave a review! Reviews inspire quicker updates!
Disclaimer: WHY DO YOU LAWYERS EVEN BOTHER ME LIKE THIS?! I'M POOR!! YOU WON'T GET ANY MONEY FROM SUING ME!!!!!!! *sighs* I don't own Inu Yasha or anything related to Inu Yasha. That should do it. HAPPY YOU BLOODSUCKING POCKET RAIDERS?!?!?!
It was 3 in the morning when I came up with another screwed up idea of a chapter. It would be chapter eight. But for the upcoming chappie, Sesshomaru would need some "preparing". (not in a BAD way you SICKO!) I got up at eight in the morning, ate some cereal, and then stepped out the door, before turning around and going back inside because I had forgotten my pants. (Yup. I'm not a morning person)
After putting on pants and again walking out the door, I went to find Sesshomaru. He and I had some buisness to take care of. Yes, we were going to get him a new arm! He'd need it for chapter 8. (again *malevolent grin*) I searched for him for a few hours. I found him sitting in a dark movie theater. He wasn't really paying attention to the movie. I suspect he was just hiding from all the people who kept mistaking him for a woman. He was just sitting there. But what was he eating? Could it be...? YES! POCKY!!!!
I snuck up behind him. Then at just the right moment, I snatched his pocky. I then ate happily. He apparently hadn't figured out where it went yet.
"Hey Fluffy, what you doing?" I asked from behind him. He visibly jumped almost five feet in the air. Then he turned around and saw me, and his left eye began to twitch. (I'm sure not on the ball today, huh?) When I noticed his claws were starting to glow that bright, venomous green color, I grabbed the nearest thing I could find and held it up in front of my face. Turned out to be Rin. (YAY! A human sheild!)
It was then that I realized I had the advantage. "Now now, Sesshomaru..." I said. "You wouldn't want to hurt Rin, would you?" He lowered his claws and they stopped glowing. He growled, and I realized I might not want to put Rin down just yet.
"What do you want?" He said in that low, deadly growl that made you want to run away screaming.
"Now that's better. First, you have to swear you won't kill me!" I said. Sesshomaru barely nodded his head. "I'll take that as a yes." I said again. "Second, you will come with me to get you a new arm." Sesshomaru relaxed a bit, but I still held Rin in front of my face.
"What for?" He asked suspiciously.
"Let's just say, you'll be needing it." I said, grinning. He raised an eyebrow skeptically. I put Rin down, and then got up to leave the movie theater. Sesshomaru followed with Rin trailing along behind him. I led him back to Kagome's house.
"What are we doing at the human filly's house?" He complained. "It reeks of hanyou here." He glared at me angrily.
"Awww, you're so cute when you pout like that!" I joked. Seeing the look on his face, I grabbed Rin again. "Don't worry." I said from behind Rin. "We're not going inside. We won't run into Inu Yasha." He relaxed a little bit, so I put Rin down.
I led him and Rin into the well house. I stepped in front of the well.
"What are we doing in here?" Sesshomaru asked. "This well has sealed itself, remember?" I ignored him and climbed into the well.
"Whoa. Kagome should invest in a ladder for this thing." I said hanging off the edge of the well. Then I turned to Sesshomaru. "True Sesshomaru, the well HAS been sealed. But I'm the author, so I can do what I want." Sesshomaru growled and grabbed me by the front of my shirt.
"Then take me back." He growled. I couldn't grab Rin for protection, so I had to try and squirm out of his hold. Not like it worked.
"No can do Sessh." I said after giving up. He shook me violently. "I mean Sesshomaru!!" I exclaimed. He looked about ready to kill me, so I kicked him in this shin. Not very hard though. He dropped me, and I fell the rest of the way into the well.
"C'ya Sesshomaru! I'll be back later with your new arm!" I shouted from the bottom of the well.
************* In the Sengoku Jidai*************
I climbed out of the well. With a lot of difficulty, I might add. I headed off in the direction of Kaede's village. Bugs and animals and demons, oh my!
After getting lost in the woods several times, I finally found my way to the village. It took me about the same amount it took me to find the village to find Kaede's hut. Kaede was also running around Kagome's time, so the hut was vacant. I searched around for a while.
What was I looking for, you ask? The black pearl of course! The portal to the netherworld! Why was I looking for it? My, you ARE the nosy one. I searched around for about an hour before I found it in Kaede's little firepit thingie.
"Success!" I shouted happily. I put the pearl in my pocket and ran back to well. I found it after getting lost several more times. I jumped in and went back to Kagome's time.
************* Back in Kagome's time**************
I found Sesshomaru sitting in the well house, looking extremely bored. I saw Sesshomaru look up when he heard thumps and "oof!" inside the well. I had just started to climb up out of the well when he reached down and pulled me out of the well by my shirt.
"Where is my replacement arm?" He asked in a low growl. He was so scary looking at that moment, I couldn't even reply at first. "WELL?!?!" He shouted, shaking me.
"Slight mistake, we need Jaken." I told him. With an angry growl he dropped me and left the well house. He came back soon after with Jaken. Before Sesshomaru could harrass me again, I grabbed Jaken's staff and pulled the black pearl out of my pocket.
Holding up the staff, I touched it to the pearl. There was fancy black light and a cool portal opened. I stepped inside and soon after was inside Sesshomaru and Inu Yasha's father's remains. "Come on, where is it, where is it?!" I asked myself, searching through the piles of bones.
After a long, looooong while, I found what I was looking for. Holding it up like it was lost pirate treasure or the holy grail, I shouted: "Success!!" I had found Sesshomaru's arm! And it appeared to be in the same condition it was when it had been cut off by Inu Yasha.
"Hmmmmm...." I said to myself. "Apparently, nothing rots here. Interesting." I carried the arm out of the portal. Don't ask me how I got back. Once back in the well house, Sesshomaru snatched the arm from me.
"Is this my replacement arm?" He asked me, examining it.
"Correction." I replyed, slipping the black pearl into my pocket. "It's your arm."
"My arm?" He asked, confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well, I went into your father's remains. You and Inu Yasha fought there, and he cut off your arm, remember? Well, it was still there. And now, we just gotta reattach it." I told him matter-of-factly.
"And how are we going to do that?" He asked me. I smiled and wordlessly took Tenseiga out of it's sheath. "What are you doing?" He demanded.
"Just be patient, will ya?" I told him. I rolled up his sleeve and held his arm up to the spot it had been cut off. "Now then." I began to explain to him. "Tenseiga is a sword that can heal wounds, can't cut, and can bring people back from the dead, right?"
Sesshomaru nodded in reply. I handed him the Tenseiga. "So, if Tenseiga can heal wounds, than shouldn't it be able to reattach your arm?" I said to him. Wordlessly, Sesshomaru sliced across the spot with the Tenseiga. There was a strange eerie blue kind of glow. And what do you know, his arm had been reattached! I was bemaing proudly.
"So am I a genius or what?" I asked beaming. When there was no answer, I looked around the well house. Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken had all left. "Oh well." I said. "He'll more than make up for it in chapter eight!" I said, grinning evilly. "Besides," I added to myself, "I've still got his pocky!" I said, taking it out of my pocket.
After finishing off the last of the pocky, I left the well house. "And, now, time to prepare for chapter seven!' I said, still grinning evilly.
A/N: OK, that was chappie six. Like I said, sorry for trashing my original idea for this chapter. Oh, and Andy is no longer a hitman. He's wroking for me as an editor and *cough* censorer to help keep this fic under control. And I know that the black pearl is s'posed to have disappeared, and there isn't another one, but this is a fanfiction. Note: fanFICTION! Meaning not real. And, not always accurate. Besides, I'm the author, I can do whatever I want with this fic, so nyah! :P Oh, and don't forget to click that little blue button at the bottom and leave a review! Reviews inspire quicker updates!