A/N: Sorry this chapter took a long time. But, I promise you, this will be an extremely funny chapter.Oh, and I've hired Jared the security guard to help keep order. As I said in the ending author note on the last chapter, Andy the hitman has now been fired as a hitman, and hired as a censor for the fic, 'cuz this chapter might just get a little *cough cough*. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or anything like that, but for now... *genetically alters little brother to look exactly like Sesshomaru, and dresses him up like Sesshomaru* There. *drools and glomps him like no tomorrow* Oh, and I DO own the Magic Keyboard. So to all those lawyers out there :P
The day passed by pretty un-eventfully for our favorite Inu Yasha cast-members until about 4 in the afternoon, when someone came through the window, shattering it in the process.
"Ow." I said getting up off the floor. "Note to self: Catapaults HURT!" They all stared at me rather stupidly. "Oh, sorry about the window." They all continued to stare. Finally, Shippo broke the silence.
"What are you doing here?" He asked. I grinned rather creepily, sending shivers down everyone's spines.
"Well. I came here because I figured, you all deserve a break after what I've continuously put you guys through." They all looked at me a bit nervously. "Don't worry!" I said, seeing the expressions on their faces. "It's just a party!" At these words, their faces brightened.
"Oh boy, a party! Will there be food?!" Shippo asked eagerly. I scratched my head.
"Sure, why not?" I said. Shippo bounced around happily.
"OH BOY! I want cake, and ice cream, and candy, and cookies, and..." Inu Yasha stopped him by bopping him over the head with his fist.
"Thanks Inu Yasha. Now, there'll be food, music, dancing, drinks, and karaoke!" I said reading off of a little check list. "Oh, and it's a private party. Only the ones on the guest list can come."
"How do you expect to enforce that?" Kagome asked.
"I'm glad you asked Kagome. Allow me to introduce Jared the security guard." In walked an average looking guy about 18 years old, dressed in a security guard uniform. "Meet Jared the security guard. He'll be keeping out the general public during the party." Jared shook hands with everyone, and then left.
"So, where are you gonna get all this stuff?" Kagome asked, looking over the check list. I smiled one of my creepy smiles again.
"Allow me to answer that question for you." I said, still smiling. "Now, what I'm about to show you is a MEGA SECRET! You cannot tell ANYONE!" I said. They nodded in agreement. "OK. Behold, the secret to my complete control over your lives! TA DAAA!" I pulled out a shimmering, rainbow-colored keyboard. They all stared at me again.
"So what is it?" Miroku asked.
"It's my magic keyboard! With it, I can create anything I want, and control anyONE I want. " I said with an evil grin. "Allow me to demonstrate." I took the keyboard and smacked Shippo over the head with it.
"OW! WAAAAAAA!!! What was that for?!?!" Shippo cried while rubbing his head. I ignored him and typed something on the keyboard. Suddenly Shippo stopped crying. His eyes rolled back in his head, and then he picked up a chair and started to beat Inu Yasha with it.
"OW! Why you little runt, whadda ya think you're doing?!?!" Inu Yasha screamed.
"It's not his fault. He is under the control of my *sparkle sparkle* MAGIC KEYBOARD!" I said. I then smacked Shippo on the head with the keyboard again. He instantly returned to normal.
"Ow. My head hurts..." Shippo mumbled. I grinned evilly.
"And that's not all it can do! Watch." I said. I waved it in the air in front of me, and then typed in something. A rosary with white beads and red teeth appeared in my hand. I then placed it around Miroku's neck, and whispered something in Sango's ear. She grinned evily, and faced Miroku.
"Fetch boy!" She said with an evil smile. Instantly Miroku went sailing through the air, going through one of the walls and through a tree before stopping by smacking into a bus. I was laughing my head off as everyone stared at the Miroku-shaped holes in the wall and the tree.
"There. Now that the demonstartion is over..." I said after I had collected myself. "...we need a guest list." Using my keyboard, I produced a list with several names on it. I grabbed it and held it up to my face. After Miroku had staggered back through the hole in the wall, I read it out loud to them. "Tonight's party guests will be: Inu Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Myoga, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken. And I will be the DJ." I annouced, rolling up the list.
"How come you're letting Sesshomaru come?!" Inu Yasha asked, outraged.
"Hmmm. Well Inu Yasha, I wouldn't expect a male such as your self to understand, but Sesshomaru has to come because he is really really really....." I trailed off and started drooling.
"HEY! STOP IT! YOU'RE GETTING ME WET!!!" Shippo whined. He quickly moved out of the way. I once again had to collect myself.
"First, the refreshments." I said. Using my keyboard, I produced two tables. One was stock-piled with snacks and food. On the other table, there was a plethora of drinks.
"Hey." Kagome said, picking up a bottle of saki. "If Shippo and Rin are going to be at the party, why is there saki?"
"Please direct your attention to the other drinks. There's soda, water, and various non-alchoholic beverages for the kids and those who wish to remain sober." I said in a matter-of-fact way. "Now to take care of the music and the karaoke machine. Once, again I used my keyboard. "And, I think we should have a stage."
Once I got everything setup, they just couldn't wait for the party to start.
"So, when does it start? When does it start?!" Shippo asked excitedly.
"Let us check the schedule." I said, pulling a peice of paper out of my pocket. "Hmmm... according to my schedule, the party will start at 9:30, and it'll end when they," I said, pointing at Kagome, Inu Yasha, Miroku, and Sango," and all the other adults pass out."
"Why would they pass out?" Shippo asked, confused. I smiled creepily at him.
"Too much dancing and heavy drinking. Plus, if it goes on too long, I'll just whack them all over the head with a blunt object." I said, still smiling. Shippo laughed. The remainder of the afternoon went by all too slowly for our cast-members. Everyone skipped dinner, because they'd just be eating the stuff at the snack table anyway.
At 9 o'clock, Jared the security guard roped off the hallway while Andy stood at the front door to wait for the people who were invited to arrive. Kagome's mom, grandpa, and Sota all tried to get into their living room to see what was going on, but Jared stopped them.
"I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list." Jared said, looking at the list that was now attached to a clipboard.
"Guest list? What's goin' on?" Sota said, trying to get past him. At 9:15, the guests started to arrive. Myoga was the first one to get there.
"Hey, where's Myoga?" Shippo asked.
"Down here!" Came a small voice from underneath Shippo's foot. Shippo lifted up his foot and scraped Myoga off.
"Oh. Sorry Myoga." Shippo said. Myoga then took refuge in the safety of Inu Yasha's hair. 10 minutes later, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken arrived.
"Ah Sesshomaru. Just in time." I said as he walked in. I casually squashed Jaken with my foot before showing Sesshomaru and Rin into the living room. I made sure Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru were at opposite ends of the room. They all got to mingle for 5 more minutes.
At 9:30, I got up on the stage and grabbed the microphone. "OK everybody, listen up. I hope you all enjoy yourselves, and I understand that there will be alcohol consumption tonight, but please, we have children here, so let's try to keep it decent. Now let's get this party started!" I pressed a few buttons and several colored lights attached to the ceiling came on. I popped in a CD with some cool music on it.
Some of them started dancing. Shippo and Rin were over in a corner, doing some little kid dance. I went and stood by Sesshomaru, who was leaning against a wall. I did the same. *Funny* I thought. *Inu Yasha's already drinking* After Miroku had been slapped for the sixth time by Sango, he went and joined Inu Yasha. Myoga came hopping over and jumped onto my shoulder.
"Tigris, why aren't you joining in the festivities?" Myoga asked. He seemed to be holding a tiny bottle of saki. At least, I hoped it was saki.
"I don't dance. It's just not my thing." I answered him. Kagome and Sango moved over to the saki, while Inu Yasha and Miroku went back into the center of the room. I noticed Shippo trying to sneak some saki, so I went over and bopped him on the head.
"HEY! What was that for?!" Shippo whined.
"You're sticking to water and pop just like Rin." I said. Shippo pouted.
An hour later, all of the adults, with the exception of Sesshomaru, were drunk. I was popping in tunes at random, already getting bored. Suddenly, the door burst open, and Kikyo stormed in.
"KIKYO?!?! What the hell are YOU doing here?!?! And how'd you get past Jared?"Kikyo smiled one of her extremely creepy smiles.
"Your so-called 'guard' was easy enough to dispose of. And as for why I am here, you didn't actually think you were throwing a party without inviting me, did you?" Kikyo said laughing. (oooohhh...*shudder*)
"Well, uh, I didn't actually intend on inviting you, and... you're not on the guest list.... I'm afraid you'll have to... l-leave." I said, rather un-nerved by Kikyo's smile. She got a very dark look on her face, and waves of power were radiating from her. "I mean...uh.....join the party!" I said quickly. She got that creepy smile back on her face, and headed for the refreshment tables.
No sooner had Kikyo left me alone when Naraku came through the open door. "SOMEBODY SHUT THAT DOOR!!!" I screamed. Andy did so. I then turned towards Naraku. "You were not invited to this party, and I demand you leave this instant or I'll beat the shit out of you!!" I screamed at him. Suddenly Inu Yasha's voice floated over from the refreshment table.
"Hey Naraku! *hic* Join the party!" He called. I pulled on my hair in disbelief.
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!" I screamed at him.
"Rin learned a new word!" Rin said from across the room. *DAMMIT!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!* I then noticed the empty saki bottle in Inu Yasha's hand. *Well, that explains that.* I thought.
I stood banging my head against the wall while Inu Yasha and Miroku socialized with Naraku, while Kikyo and Naraku were both drinking themselves stupid. And then, in through the broken window, came Koga. I would have normally tackled him, but due to the slight concussion, I let him come in.
"Why is it that all these people keep coming in, when they're not supposed to be ALLOWED in?" I asked no one in particular.
"Because, you didn't think you were having a party without us, did you?" Koga said. I screamed in frustration.
"AGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" I screamed. I grabbed Koga by his furry wolf tail and hauled him up onto the stage. "Cocoa puffs, you be DJ." I said.
"Cocoa puffs?" Koga asked.
"Sorry. Your name makes me think of Cocoa Puffs." I answered. Although I soon realized making Koga DJ was a mistake. He somehow managed to make the CD player and turn-tables explode. I stomped over to where Rin and Shippo were standing, covered their ears, and shouted a stream of curses so foul that it made the plants growing in Kagome's house wither and die. Even the fake ones.
I shoved Koga off the stage, and grabbed the microphone. "Ladies, gentleman, and demons, due to...er...technical difficulties, we will now be moving on to karaoke. Koga will NOT be participating in this event." I said, shooting him a dirty look.
Surprisingly, Sesshomaru went first, accompanied by Jaken. They sang The Fluffy Song. (which is a really funny fanfic. I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good laugh) Jaken had a really horrible and annoying high-pitched singing voice. I grabbed his freaky two-headed staff and fried him with it. Although I soon realized that doing so was also a mistake.
He was obviously drunk, since he started singing what can only be described as the most horrible parody of a song from Winnie the Pooh it has ever been my misfortune to hear. (you know the one: "I'm just a little black rain cloud....")
"I'm just a little black toad..." Jaken began. I smacked him over the head with his staff, and then proceeded to viciously beat him over the head with it. Sesshomaru grabbed the staff back, seeing as if he didn't he would be short one servant.
Sango and Kagome each did a few regular songs, much to my gratitude. I had become quiet good at pronouncing "Arigato" by the time Kikyo walked up onto the stage. I screamed in horror. I tried to drag her off the stage, but to no avail.
"NO NO NO!!! KIKYO PLUS KARAOKE EQUALS BAD!!!!!" I screamed. She ignored me. I decided to just wait and see what would happen. Then I got a better idea. I snatched the empty bottle of saki out of Inu Yasha's hand, and snuck up behind Kikyo on the stage. Just as she had started to sing a song by System of a Down, I pointed toward the refreshemnt tables and screamed "WHO'S THAT HAIRY BEAST EATING ALL THE CHIPS?!?!" Everyone turned to see where I was pointing, and while their backs were turned I broke the saki bottle over Kikyo's head.
"Say, what happened to Kikyo?" Kagome said after they had all turned around. I dragged Kikyo's limp body off the stage.
"She *grunt* passed out. *mmph!* I think she just *huuuuhhh* had a little too much to drink." I answered her, dragging Kikyo towards the broken window. "So long Kikyo!" I said, chucking her out the window. "Yeah, I'll miss you like a hernia." I mumbled under my breath.
A little while after I had disposed of Kikyo, Inu Yasha and Miroku were now drunkenly trying to climb up onto the stage for a song. *This won't end well..* I thought to myself. After they had managed to find their way onto the stage, Miroku, the slightly more sober of the two, grabbed the microphone.
"S'cuse me. Could I have your attention here?" He said, slurring. (Like I said: drunk) Everyone looked up at him. "Before we begin, we'd like to dedicate this song to Naraku." He said. I stared at him, looking very disturbed. What the hell were they doing?
My question was soon answered. Inu Yasha and Miroku were doing a song by N'Sync. Or something like it. They had replaced the lyrics with some of their own, and at points I had to cover Rin and Shippo's ears. And every time they got to the part where the normal lyrics say "Bye bye bye", THEY sang "Die die die". One look over at the snack table told everyone in the room that even though he was under the infulence, Naraku was NOT happy.
Just as Naraku got ready to attack, I rushed up onto the stage and grabbed the microphone away from them.
"OK OK, that's enough. Who would like to do a song now?" Inu Yasha got off the stage grumbling, but Miroku stayed where he was. I sighed and rubbed my temples. "Y'know before this is over I'm gonna need a WHOLE lot of heavy-duty aspirin." I said to no one in particular.
"You shouldn't talk to yourself." Koga said from where he was standing by the stage. "People will wonder." I turned and glared at him. If looks could kill Koga would have died a horrible and most gruesome death. Not being able to hold back any longer, I tackled Koga. Once he had been knocked to the floor, I started beating the shit out of him. It took Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Sesshomaru to pull me off of him.
"I'm going to get some aspirin." I mumbled as I walked out of the room. When I came back, I noticed that Miroku had indeed intended to sing another song. I soon realized he was singing "Hot in Here", by Nelly. Soon he got to the part with ''It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.'' Only when HE sang it, he said "It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. And that means you Sango."
All the hells broke loose. It took Andy, me, Kagome, Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, Shippo, Rin, and Naraku to hold Sango back while Jared (the security gaurd, remember?) escorted Miroku to safety. I decided that it was time for a break from karaoke.
But Kagome and Sango, who were by now also drunk, had a different plan. They selected a song, but they just let the background music play, while not singing along. They instead starting dancing and *cough cough* stripping *cough cough*. I hastily waved the Magic Keyboard in the air, typed something, and Shippo and Rin both went temporarily blind, while Andy hit both girls over the head with a blunt object. He dragged them off the stage, while groans and boos could be heard from the males. By now, Shippo and Rin were just starting to regain their sight.
I rushed onto the stage and grabbed the microphone.
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME!!!" I said. Everyone turned their attention towards me. "OK, it's only midnight, but I'm afraid things are getting a bit too rowdy for the kids here, so this party is now officially OVER! Besides for all those of you who are drunk, you're going to have one hell of a hangover later. BYE NOW!" I said. With a wave of the Magic Keyboard, I cleared all the party items from the Higurashi's living room. I knocked Miroku, Koga, and Naraku all over the head with a blunt object. I took Koga and Naraku and disposed of them in much the same way as Kikyo. I then ushered Sesshomaru and Rin out the door, while carrying the unconcious Jaken.
And the karaoke party gone horribly wrong ended. The next day, every one had hangovers, hangovers, and MORE hangovers. I stayed in my room the entire day, mumbling about saki, karaoke, and insane demons. But, I had a feeling chapter eight would go much better. Much better indeed......
A/N: MUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! I bet you'll never guess what will happen in chapter eight! Sorry this chappie took so long. I'm just too lazy to get off my ass and wright a fic. Anyway I've got a chllenge for y'all! The first two peopple who review and name ALL the bands mentioned in this chapter get walk-in roles for chapter 8! I'll e-mail the winners. Remember, revies inspire quicker updates. C'ya!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or anything like that, but for now... *genetically alters little brother to look exactly like Sesshomaru, and dresses him up like Sesshomaru* There. *drools and glomps him like no tomorrow* Oh, and I DO own the Magic Keyboard. So to all those lawyers out there :P
The day passed by pretty un-eventfully for our favorite Inu Yasha cast-members until about 4 in the afternoon, when someone came through the window, shattering it in the process.
"Ow." I said getting up off the floor. "Note to self: Catapaults HURT!" They all stared at me rather stupidly. "Oh, sorry about the window." They all continued to stare. Finally, Shippo broke the silence.
"What are you doing here?" He asked. I grinned rather creepily, sending shivers down everyone's spines.
"Well. I came here because I figured, you all deserve a break after what I've continuously put you guys through." They all looked at me a bit nervously. "Don't worry!" I said, seeing the expressions on their faces. "It's just a party!" At these words, their faces brightened.
"Oh boy, a party! Will there be food?!" Shippo asked eagerly. I scratched my head.
"Sure, why not?" I said. Shippo bounced around happily.
"OH BOY! I want cake, and ice cream, and candy, and cookies, and..." Inu Yasha stopped him by bopping him over the head with his fist.
"Thanks Inu Yasha. Now, there'll be food, music, dancing, drinks, and karaoke!" I said reading off of a little check list. "Oh, and it's a private party. Only the ones on the guest list can come."
"How do you expect to enforce that?" Kagome asked.
"I'm glad you asked Kagome. Allow me to introduce Jared the security guard." In walked an average looking guy about 18 years old, dressed in a security guard uniform. "Meet Jared the security guard. He'll be keeping out the general public during the party." Jared shook hands with everyone, and then left.
"So, where are you gonna get all this stuff?" Kagome asked, looking over the check list. I smiled one of my creepy smiles again.
"Allow me to answer that question for you." I said, still smiling. "Now, what I'm about to show you is a MEGA SECRET! You cannot tell ANYONE!" I said. They nodded in agreement. "OK. Behold, the secret to my complete control over your lives! TA DAAA!" I pulled out a shimmering, rainbow-colored keyboard. They all stared at me again.
"So what is it?" Miroku asked.
"It's my magic keyboard! With it, I can create anything I want, and control anyONE I want. " I said with an evil grin. "Allow me to demonstrate." I took the keyboard and smacked Shippo over the head with it.
"OW! WAAAAAAA!!! What was that for?!?!" Shippo cried while rubbing his head. I ignored him and typed something on the keyboard. Suddenly Shippo stopped crying. His eyes rolled back in his head, and then he picked up a chair and started to beat Inu Yasha with it.
"OW! Why you little runt, whadda ya think you're doing?!?!" Inu Yasha screamed.
"It's not his fault. He is under the control of my *sparkle sparkle* MAGIC KEYBOARD!" I said. I then smacked Shippo on the head with the keyboard again. He instantly returned to normal.
"Ow. My head hurts..." Shippo mumbled. I grinned evilly.
"And that's not all it can do! Watch." I said. I waved it in the air in front of me, and then typed in something. A rosary with white beads and red teeth appeared in my hand. I then placed it around Miroku's neck, and whispered something in Sango's ear. She grinned evily, and faced Miroku.
"Fetch boy!" She said with an evil smile. Instantly Miroku went sailing through the air, going through one of the walls and through a tree before stopping by smacking into a bus. I was laughing my head off as everyone stared at the Miroku-shaped holes in the wall and the tree.
"There. Now that the demonstartion is over..." I said after I had collected myself. "...we need a guest list." Using my keyboard, I produced a list with several names on it. I grabbed it and held it up to my face. After Miroku had staggered back through the hole in the wall, I read it out loud to them. "Tonight's party guests will be: Inu Yasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Myoga, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken. And I will be the DJ." I annouced, rolling up the list.
"How come you're letting Sesshomaru come?!" Inu Yasha asked, outraged.
"Hmmm. Well Inu Yasha, I wouldn't expect a male such as your self to understand, but Sesshomaru has to come because he is really really really....." I trailed off and started drooling.
"HEY! STOP IT! YOU'RE GETTING ME WET!!!" Shippo whined. He quickly moved out of the way. I once again had to collect myself.
"First, the refreshments." I said. Using my keyboard, I produced two tables. One was stock-piled with snacks and food. On the other table, there was a plethora of drinks.
"Hey." Kagome said, picking up a bottle of saki. "If Shippo and Rin are going to be at the party, why is there saki?"
"Please direct your attention to the other drinks. There's soda, water, and various non-alchoholic beverages for the kids and those who wish to remain sober." I said in a matter-of-fact way. "Now to take care of the music and the karaoke machine. Once, again I used my keyboard. "And, I think we should have a stage."
Once I got everything setup, they just couldn't wait for the party to start.
"So, when does it start? When does it start?!" Shippo asked excitedly.
"Let us check the schedule." I said, pulling a peice of paper out of my pocket. "Hmmm... according to my schedule, the party will start at 9:30, and it'll end when they," I said, pointing at Kagome, Inu Yasha, Miroku, and Sango," and all the other adults pass out."
"Why would they pass out?" Shippo asked, confused. I smiled creepily at him.
"Too much dancing and heavy drinking. Plus, if it goes on too long, I'll just whack them all over the head with a blunt object." I said, still smiling. Shippo laughed. The remainder of the afternoon went by all too slowly for our cast-members. Everyone skipped dinner, because they'd just be eating the stuff at the snack table anyway.
At 9 o'clock, Jared the security guard roped off the hallway while Andy stood at the front door to wait for the people who were invited to arrive. Kagome's mom, grandpa, and Sota all tried to get into their living room to see what was going on, but Jared stopped them.
"I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list." Jared said, looking at the list that was now attached to a clipboard.
"Guest list? What's goin' on?" Sota said, trying to get past him. At 9:15, the guests started to arrive. Myoga was the first one to get there.
"Hey, where's Myoga?" Shippo asked.
"Down here!" Came a small voice from underneath Shippo's foot. Shippo lifted up his foot and scraped Myoga off.
"Oh. Sorry Myoga." Shippo said. Myoga then took refuge in the safety of Inu Yasha's hair. 10 minutes later, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken arrived.
"Ah Sesshomaru. Just in time." I said as he walked in. I casually squashed Jaken with my foot before showing Sesshomaru and Rin into the living room. I made sure Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru were at opposite ends of the room. They all got to mingle for 5 more minutes.
At 9:30, I got up on the stage and grabbed the microphone. "OK everybody, listen up. I hope you all enjoy yourselves, and I understand that there will be alcohol consumption tonight, but please, we have children here, so let's try to keep it decent. Now let's get this party started!" I pressed a few buttons and several colored lights attached to the ceiling came on. I popped in a CD with some cool music on it.
Some of them started dancing. Shippo and Rin were over in a corner, doing some little kid dance. I went and stood by Sesshomaru, who was leaning against a wall. I did the same. *Funny* I thought. *Inu Yasha's already drinking* After Miroku had been slapped for the sixth time by Sango, he went and joined Inu Yasha. Myoga came hopping over and jumped onto my shoulder.
"Tigris, why aren't you joining in the festivities?" Myoga asked. He seemed to be holding a tiny bottle of saki. At least, I hoped it was saki.
"I don't dance. It's just not my thing." I answered him. Kagome and Sango moved over to the saki, while Inu Yasha and Miroku went back into the center of the room. I noticed Shippo trying to sneak some saki, so I went over and bopped him on the head.
"HEY! What was that for?!" Shippo whined.
"You're sticking to water and pop just like Rin." I said. Shippo pouted.
An hour later, all of the adults, with the exception of Sesshomaru, were drunk. I was popping in tunes at random, already getting bored. Suddenly, the door burst open, and Kikyo stormed in.
"KIKYO?!?! What the hell are YOU doing here?!?! And how'd you get past Jared?"Kikyo smiled one of her extremely creepy smiles.
"Your so-called 'guard' was easy enough to dispose of. And as for why I am here, you didn't actually think you were throwing a party without inviting me, did you?" Kikyo said laughing. (oooohhh...*shudder*)
"Well, uh, I didn't actually intend on inviting you, and... you're not on the guest list.... I'm afraid you'll have to... l-leave." I said, rather un-nerved by Kikyo's smile. She got a very dark look on her face, and waves of power were radiating from her. "I mean...uh.....join the party!" I said quickly. She got that creepy smile back on her face, and headed for the refreshment tables.
No sooner had Kikyo left me alone when Naraku came through the open door. "SOMEBODY SHUT THAT DOOR!!!" I screamed. Andy did so. I then turned towards Naraku. "You were not invited to this party, and I demand you leave this instant or I'll beat the shit out of you!!" I screamed at him. Suddenly Inu Yasha's voice floated over from the refreshment table.
"Hey Naraku! *hic* Join the party!" He called. I pulled on my hair in disbelief.
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!" I screamed at him.
"Rin learned a new word!" Rin said from across the room. *DAMMIT!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!* I then noticed the empty saki bottle in Inu Yasha's hand. *Well, that explains that.* I thought.
I stood banging my head against the wall while Inu Yasha and Miroku socialized with Naraku, while Kikyo and Naraku were both drinking themselves stupid. And then, in through the broken window, came Koga. I would have normally tackled him, but due to the slight concussion, I let him come in.
"Why is it that all these people keep coming in, when they're not supposed to be ALLOWED in?" I asked no one in particular.
"Because, you didn't think you were having a party without us, did you?" Koga said. I screamed in frustration.
"AGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" I screamed. I grabbed Koga by his furry wolf tail and hauled him up onto the stage. "Cocoa puffs, you be DJ." I said.
"Cocoa puffs?" Koga asked.
"Sorry. Your name makes me think of Cocoa Puffs." I answered. Although I soon realized making Koga DJ was a mistake. He somehow managed to make the CD player and turn-tables explode. I stomped over to where Rin and Shippo were standing, covered their ears, and shouted a stream of curses so foul that it made the plants growing in Kagome's house wither and die. Even the fake ones.
I shoved Koga off the stage, and grabbed the microphone. "Ladies, gentleman, and demons, due to...er...technical difficulties, we will now be moving on to karaoke. Koga will NOT be participating in this event." I said, shooting him a dirty look.
Surprisingly, Sesshomaru went first, accompanied by Jaken. They sang The Fluffy Song. (which is a really funny fanfic. I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good laugh) Jaken had a really horrible and annoying high-pitched singing voice. I grabbed his freaky two-headed staff and fried him with it. Although I soon realized that doing so was also a mistake.
He was obviously drunk, since he started singing what can only be described as the most horrible parody of a song from Winnie the Pooh it has ever been my misfortune to hear. (you know the one: "I'm just a little black rain cloud....")
"I'm just a little black toad..." Jaken began. I smacked him over the head with his staff, and then proceeded to viciously beat him over the head with it. Sesshomaru grabbed the staff back, seeing as if he didn't he would be short one servant.
Sango and Kagome each did a few regular songs, much to my gratitude. I had become quiet good at pronouncing "Arigato" by the time Kikyo walked up onto the stage. I screamed in horror. I tried to drag her off the stage, but to no avail.
"NO NO NO!!! KIKYO PLUS KARAOKE EQUALS BAD!!!!!" I screamed. She ignored me. I decided to just wait and see what would happen. Then I got a better idea. I snatched the empty bottle of saki out of Inu Yasha's hand, and snuck up behind Kikyo on the stage. Just as she had started to sing a song by System of a Down, I pointed toward the refreshemnt tables and screamed "WHO'S THAT HAIRY BEAST EATING ALL THE CHIPS?!?!" Everyone turned to see where I was pointing, and while their backs were turned I broke the saki bottle over Kikyo's head.
"Say, what happened to Kikyo?" Kagome said after they had all turned around. I dragged Kikyo's limp body off the stage.
"She *grunt* passed out. *mmph!* I think she just *huuuuhhh* had a little too much to drink." I answered her, dragging Kikyo towards the broken window. "So long Kikyo!" I said, chucking her out the window. "Yeah, I'll miss you like a hernia." I mumbled under my breath.
A little while after I had disposed of Kikyo, Inu Yasha and Miroku were now drunkenly trying to climb up onto the stage for a song. *This won't end well..* I thought to myself. After they had managed to find their way onto the stage, Miroku, the slightly more sober of the two, grabbed the microphone.
"S'cuse me. Could I have your attention here?" He said, slurring. (Like I said: drunk) Everyone looked up at him. "Before we begin, we'd like to dedicate this song to Naraku." He said. I stared at him, looking very disturbed. What the hell were they doing?
My question was soon answered. Inu Yasha and Miroku were doing a song by N'Sync. Or something like it. They had replaced the lyrics with some of their own, and at points I had to cover Rin and Shippo's ears. And every time they got to the part where the normal lyrics say "Bye bye bye", THEY sang "Die die die". One look over at the snack table told everyone in the room that even though he was under the infulence, Naraku was NOT happy.
Just as Naraku got ready to attack, I rushed up onto the stage and grabbed the microphone away from them.
"OK OK, that's enough. Who would like to do a song now?" Inu Yasha got off the stage grumbling, but Miroku stayed where he was. I sighed and rubbed my temples. "Y'know before this is over I'm gonna need a WHOLE lot of heavy-duty aspirin." I said to no one in particular.
"You shouldn't talk to yourself." Koga said from where he was standing by the stage. "People will wonder." I turned and glared at him. If looks could kill Koga would have died a horrible and most gruesome death. Not being able to hold back any longer, I tackled Koga. Once he had been knocked to the floor, I started beating the shit out of him. It took Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Sesshomaru to pull me off of him.
"I'm going to get some aspirin." I mumbled as I walked out of the room. When I came back, I noticed that Miroku had indeed intended to sing another song. I soon realized he was singing "Hot in Here", by Nelly. Soon he got to the part with ''It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.'' Only when HE sang it, he said "It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. And that means you Sango."
All the hells broke loose. It took Andy, me, Kagome, Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, Shippo, Rin, and Naraku to hold Sango back while Jared (the security gaurd, remember?) escorted Miroku to safety. I decided that it was time for a break from karaoke.
But Kagome and Sango, who were by now also drunk, had a different plan. They selected a song, but they just let the background music play, while not singing along. They instead starting dancing and *cough cough* stripping *cough cough*. I hastily waved the Magic Keyboard in the air, typed something, and Shippo and Rin both went temporarily blind, while Andy hit both girls over the head with a blunt object. He dragged them off the stage, while groans and boos could be heard from the males. By now, Shippo and Rin were just starting to regain their sight.
I rushed onto the stage and grabbed the microphone.
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME!!!" I said. Everyone turned their attention towards me. "OK, it's only midnight, but I'm afraid things are getting a bit too rowdy for the kids here, so this party is now officially OVER! Besides for all those of you who are drunk, you're going to have one hell of a hangover later. BYE NOW!" I said. With a wave of the Magic Keyboard, I cleared all the party items from the Higurashi's living room. I knocked Miroku, Koga, and Naraku all over the head with a blunt object. I took Koga and Naraku and disposed of them in much the same way as Kikyo. I then ushered Sesshomaru and Rin out the door, while carrying the unconcious Jaken.
And the karaoke party gone horribly wrong ended. The next day, every one had hangovers, hangovers, and MORE hangovers. I stayed in my room the entire day, mumbling about saki, karaoke, and insane demons. But, I had a feeling chapter eight would go much better. Much better indeed......
A/N: MUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! I bet you'll never guess what will happen in chapter eight! Sorry this chappie took so long. I'm just too lazy to get off my ass and wright a fic. Anyway I've got a chllenge for y'all! The first two peopple who review and name ALL the bands mentioned in this chapter get walk-in roles for chapter 8! I'll e-mail the winners. Remember, revies inspire quicker updates. C'ya!