Life in Party Town
Renee: HEY ALL!
Murphy: hey...
Renee: come on murphy say it LOUD & PROUD!
Murphy: -.- sigh HEY!
Renee: that's da spirit!
Murphy:......
Renee: this is my first animal crossing fanfic
Murphy: prep...
Renee: WHAT WAS THAT?
Murphy: OO() nothing ......
Renee: best be nothing
Murphy: -- whew...
Renee: anyway, murphy do the disclaimer and respect your neighbor.
Murphy: which one?
Renee: our main man...er...girl, ME!
Murphy: what about The Flea? Or R.V.moron?
Renee: 4get those 2! I have been living in Party for a long time and is mo popular than those guys.
Murphy: true...
Renee: now do the disclaimer please...
Murphy: Renee doesn't own animal crossing or nintendo.
Renee: good....
Murphy: Shinguriko Miyamoto ROCKS!
Renee: A! Although, he's not the President of Nintendo anymore. I don't think he is...
Murphy: Oh. I was being graded?
Renee: yup... on with da story!
Murphy: yay....-.-....You need to stay off those pills...
Renee: NEVER!
Party town, Sept. 26, 2003; 6:49 p.m. Raining. Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acre
Renee: YAY! RAIN! WHEE! dances
Gyroid: AHHH! I'm rusting!
Renee: Ha! pulls out nintendo parasol I got protection and you don't.
Gyroid: vv why did you have to choose this house?
Renee: because it was closer to the river.
Gyroid: what kind of stupid reason is that?
Renee: a pretty good one my metal friend.
Gyroid: vv...
R.V.moron: hey renee!
Renee: O.o R.V.moron! He's exposed himself!
R.V.moron: wha?
Renee: nevermind, it's just you never show yourself around here that's all.
R.V.moron : oh...hey, you wanna walk around the hood?
Renee: sure ...Wait...did you just say "hood?" What are you now? A hoodlum?
R.V.moron: ....no...
Renee: -0
Acre B-4 Snake(Rabbit) acre
Renee: Hey, Snake!
R.V.moron: Waz zappenin' home fry!
Renee: Oo what da?
R.V.moron: vv nevermind.....
Renee: You really do live by your name...
R.V.moron: -- Shut up...
Snake: Yo! Evening!
Renee:
Snake: That face could only belong to ol' Renee! Right, escàpe? (props to Dory from Finding Nemo!)
Renee:nods
Moron: what about me? vv
Snake: umm...hold on....It's coming to me....thinking gears appear over his head
Renee: Whoa, kewl thinking effects.
R.V.moron: R.V.moron?
Snake: light bulb Oh I know! Yes! R.V.moron!
Renee: () Nothing can get past you, Snake.
Snake: Yup. Yeah, it is you! My instincts are the greatest in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! Yeah, escàpe.
Renee & R.V.moron: O.o() yeah sure...heh heh...
Snake: anyhoo, you probably want something don't you? So, what is it, escàpe?
R.V.moron: Your bells!
Snake: gets mad WHAT!?!? AFTER YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN YOUR FACE AROUND HERE YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU CASH!?!?!
R.V.moron: nods head a bit terrified
Snake: foams at the mouth ARGH!!!
Renee: Oo MAD RABBIT!
R.V.moron: RUN!
both: run into Nookington's
Acre A-4 Nookington's owned by Tom Nook and twin sons Timmy and Tommy(Racoons)
Renee: panting That was close....
R.V.moron: panting too Yeah....
Renee: U MORON U ALMOST GOT US KILLED! slaps him upside the head
R.V.moron: OW! mocks Renee "You live by you name..." --
Tom Nook: Why, hello! If it isn't my best costumer Renee!
Renee:
R.V.moron: Why are so popular?
Renee: Beacuse I've been here everyday. So....HA!
R.V.moron: You hang here in Party WAY too much.
Renee: Well there's nothing else better to do.
R.V.moron: What about Lea?
Renee: Who?
R.V.moron: nevermind.
Tom Nook: sees R.V. Moron Well well... if it isn't R.V. Moron...eye twitches
R.V.moron: OO Hello....
Nook: eye twitches -....
R.V.moron: o.o uh oh....OO()..........
Tom Nook: Ho do you like your upgraded house...
R.V.moron: Did you just say ho?
Tom Nook: Of course not I said cough HO cough....
R.V.moron: THERE U SAID IT AGAIN! U JUST CALLED ME A HO!
Tom Nook: No I didn't, did I Renee?
nee: o0 I'm staying out of this...
Nook: Where have you been after 9 months R.V.moron?
R.V.moron: Around...why?
Nook: snaps fingers
Timmy and Tommy: runs down stairs with a pistol guns in their hands
Renee and R.V.moron: 00
Nook: grabs gun R.V. Moron ever since you lived here I have been getting less payment from u everyday for ur house...
R.V.moron: like i said before... AROUND
Renee: let's just go moron....
Tom Nook: GET 'EM!
Renee: OO makes a run for it
R.V.moron: oo HEY WAIT!
Timmy and Tommy: BANG! BANG!
1 HOUR LATER
Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acreIn Renee's Basement
Renee: Hey moron!
R.V.moron: What? trying to get a bullet out of his shoe
Renee: A female purple duck move
in to Party!
R.V.moron: is she hot?
Renee: Do I look like that kinda person to check out some chick animal?
R.V.moron:examines renee's body from her modern couch yes?
Renee: Wrong answer! throws an apple at r.v.moron's head
R.V.moron: OW!
Renee: That's for that rude answer!
R.V.moron: I'm sorry?
Renee: You are?
R.V.moron: nods head
Renee: aw...hugs R.V.moron
R.V.moron: works every time....hee hee...
Renee: slaps r.v.moron I heard that! Jerk! Come on! Let's meet the new neighbor!
R.V.moron: ow...ok ok...You did realize how cheesey that sounded, "Let's meet the new neighbor!"
Renee: -- YES.
Acre E-4 Mallary(Duck), Roald(Peguin) Rex(Lion) acre
Mallary: Oh, good evening to you two. Tell me... Do I know you, qauckpth?
Renee: No you don't as I can recall...
R.V.moron: Unless she's some craze stalker....
Renee: elbows moronwhispers She doesn't need to know that...--
Mallary: o0
R.V.moron:Ow!
Mallary: Hm. As I suspected. I am Mallary.
Renee: i'm renee, this is r.v.moron...
Mallary: It's a pleasure to meet you two, quackpth!
Renee and moron: bye!
Roald: whistles
Renee: ROALD! o
R.V.moron: i'm gonna go home, ok?
Renee: not paying attention to moron huh? Yeah, sure, whatever.
R.V.moron: I bet she wasn't listening, oh well. goes home
Renee: YOO HOO! ROALD!
Roald: Hey there! Evening, Renee! I didn't see you at all while the sun was up, huh?
Were you sleeping the day away, b-b-buddy?
Renee: Um...no I was just being chased by a rabid Racoon.
Roald: Personally, I've been having so much fun, I feel like I could stay up all night! Wah ha ha, b-b-buddy!
Renee: Heh heh...So do I.
Roald: Anyhoo, you probably want something don't you?
Renee: Maybe...thinking: BELLS! BELLS! eye twitches
Roald: Are you ok? Do you have something in your eye?
Renee: o0...-- no....
Roald: Okay then.
Hours later, Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V. Moron acre In Renee's house, back in her basement.
Renee: Nayru?
Nayru(blue dragonfly): oo Bzzz...
Renee: My day's been okay. I still lack in the search for Catalyst, the yellow dragonfly. He just seems too fast...Anyways.
Nayru: oo Bzzz...
Renee: Huh? What do you mean I'm not sure if it's a dragonfly?
Nayru: oo Bz..
Renee: A wasp!?! -0 You think I'm insane?
Nayru: oo Bzz...
Renee: Yes, I haven't fed you in a long time...
Nayru: oo Bzzz...Bz.
Renee: o0 Leaves? You want me to leave?
Nayru: OO BZZ.
Renee: oo Okay...I feel so loved...
Nayru: goes crazy
Renee: leaves the basement
Din(red dragonfly): Bizz bzzz....trans: HA HA...Nayru starves yet again
Nayru: Bzz bzz. trans: SHUT UP --
Renee: HEY ALL!
Murphy: hey...
Renee: come on murphy say it LOUD & PROUD!
Murphy: -.- sigh HEY!
Renee: that's da spirit!
Murphy:......
Renee: this is my first animal crossing fanfic
Murphy: prep...
Renee: WHAT WAS THAT?
Murphy: OO() nothing ......
Renee: best be nothing
Murphy: -- whew...
Renee: anyway, murphy do the disclaimer and respect your neighbor.
Murphy: which one?
Renee: our main man...er...girl, ME!
Murphy: what about The Flea? Or R.V.moron?
Renee: 4get those 2! I have been living in Party for a long time and is mo popular than those guys.
Murphy: true...
Renee: now do the disclaimer please...
Murphy: Renee doesn't own animal crossing or nintendo.
Renee: good....
Murphy: Shinguriko Miyamoto ROCKS!
Renee: A! Although, he's not the President of Nintendo anymore. I don't think he is...
Murphy: Oh. I was being graded?
Renee: yup... on with da story!
Murphy: yay....-.-....You need to stay off those pills...
Renee: NEVER!
Party town, Sept. 26, 2003; 6:49 p.m. Raining. Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acre
Renee: YAY! RAIN! WHEE! dances
Gyroid: AHHH! I'm rusting!
Renee: Ha! pulls out nintendo parasol I got protection and you don't.
Gyroid: vv why did you have to choose this house?
Renee: because it was closer to the river.
Gyroid: what kind of stupid reason is that?
Renee: a pretty good one my metal friend.
Gyroid: vv...
R.V.moron: hey renee!
Renee: O.o R.V.moron! He's exposed himself!
R.V.moron: wha?
Renee: nevermind, it's just you never show yourself around here that's all.
R.V.moron : oh...hey, you wanna walk around the hood?
Renee: sure ...Wait...did you just say "hood?" What are you now? A hoodlum?
R.V.moron: ....no...
Renee: -0
Acre B-4 Snake(Rabbit) acre
Renee: Hey, Snake!
R.V.moron: Waz zappenin' home fry!
Renee: Oo what da?
R.V.moron: vv nevermind.....
Renee: You really do live by your name...
R.V.moron: -- Shut up...
Snake: Yo! Evening!
Renee:
Snake: That face could only belong to ol' Renee! Right, escàpe? (props to Dory from Finding Nemo!)
Renee:nods
Moron: what about me? vv
Snake: umm...hold on....It's coming to me....thinking gears appear over his head
Renee: Whoa, kewl thinking effects.
R.V.moron: R.V.moron?
Snake: light bulb Oh I know! Yes! R.V.moron!
Renee: () Nothing can get past you, Snake.
Snake: Yup. Yeah, it is you! My instincts are the greatest in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! Yeah, escàpe.
Renee & R.V.moron: O.o() yeah sure...heh heh...
Snake: anyhoo, you probably want something don't you? So, what is it, escàpe?
R.V.moron: Your bells!
Snake: gets mad WHAT!?!? AFTER YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN YOUR FACE AROUND HERE YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU CASH!?!?!
R.V.moron: nods head a bit terrified
Snake: foams at the mouth ARGH!!!
Renee: Oo MAD RABBIT!
R.V.moron: RUN!
both: run into Nookington's
Acre A-4 Nookington's owned by Tom Nook and twin sons Timmy and Tommy(Racoons)
Renee: panting That was close....
R.V.moron: panting too Yeah....
Renee: U MORON U ALMOST GOT US KILLED! slaps him upside the head
R.V.moron: OW! mocks Renee "You live by you name..." --
Tom Nook: Why, hello! If it isn't my best costumer Renee!
Renee:
R.V.moron: Why are so popular?
Renee: Beacuse I've been here everyday. So....HA!
R.V.moron: You hang here in Party WAY too much.
Renee: Well there's nothing else better to do.
R.V.moron: What about Lea?
Renee: Who?
R.V.moron: nevermind.
Tom Nook: sees R.V. Moron Well well... if it isn't R.V. Moron...eye twitches
R.V.moron: OO Hello....
Nook: eye twitches -....
R.V.moron: o.o uh oh....OO()..........
Tom Nook: Ho do you like your upgraded house...
R.V.moron: Did you just say ho?
Tom Nook: Of course not I said cough HO cough....
R.V.moron: THERE U SAID IT AGAIN! U JUST CALLED ME A HO!
Tom Nook: No I didn't, did I Renee?
nee: o0 I'm staying out of this...
Nook: Where have you been after 9 months R.V.moron?
R.V.moron: Around...why?
Nook: snaps fingers
Timmy and Tommy: runs down stairs with a pistol guns in their hands
Renee and R.V.moron: 00
Nook: grabs gun R.V. Moron ever since you lived here I have been getting less payment from u everyday for ur house...
R.V.moron: like i said before... AROUND
Renee: let's just go moron....
Tom Nook: GET 'EM!
Renee: OO makes a run for it
R.V.moron: oo HEY WAIT!
Timmy and Tommy: BANG! BANG!
1 HOUR LATER
Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acreIn Renee's Basement
Renee: Hey moron!
R.V.moron: What? trying to get a bullet out of his shoe
Renee: A female purple duck move
in to Party!
R.V.moron: is she hot?
Renee: Do I look like that kinda person to check out some chick animal?
R.V.moron:examines renee's body from her modern couch yes?
Renee: Wrong answer! throws an apple at r.v.moron's head
R.V.moron: OW!
Renee: That's for that rude answer!
R.V.moron: I'm sorry?
Renee: You are?
R.V.moron: nods head
Renee: aw...hugs R.V.moron
R.V.moron: works every time....hee hee...
Renee: slaps r.v.moron I heard that! Jerk! Come on! Let's meet the new neighbor!
R.V.moron: ow...ok ok...You did realize how cheesey that sounded, "Let's meet the new neighbor!"
Renee: -- YES.
Acre E-4 Mallary(Duck), Roald(Peguin) Rex(Lion) acre
Mallary: Oh, good evening to you two. Tell me... Do I know you, qauckpth?
Renee: No you don't as I can recall...
R.V.moron: Unless she's some craze stalker....
Renee: elbows moronwhispers She doesn't need to know that...--
Mallary: o0
R.V.moron:Ow!
Mallary: Hm. As I suspected. I am Mallary.
Renee: i'm renee, this is r.v.moron...
Mallary: It's a pleasure to meet you two, quackpth!
Renee and moron: bye!
Roald: whistles
Renee: ROALD! o
R.V.moron: i'm gonna go home, ok?
Renee: not paying attention to moron huh? Yeah, sure, whatever.
R.V.moron: I bet she wasn't listening, oh well. goes home
Renee: YOO HOO! ROALD!
Roald: Hey there! Evening, Renee! I didn't see you at all while the sun was up, huh?
Were you sleeping the day away, b-b-buddy?
Renee: Um...no I was just being chased by a rabid Racoon.
Roald: Personally, I've been having so much fun, I feel like I could stay up all night! Wah ha ha, b-b-buddy!
Renee: Heh heh...So do I.
Roald: Anyhoo, you probably want something don't you?
Renee: Maybe...thinking: BELLS! BELLS! eye twitches
Roald: Are you ok? Do you have something in your eye?
Renee: o0...-- no....
Roald: Okay then.
Hours later, Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V. Moron acre In Renee's house, back in her basement.
Renee: Nayru?
Nayru(blue dragonfly): oo Bzzz...
Renee: My day's been okay. I still lack in the search for Catalyst, the yellow dragonfly. He just seems too fast...Anyways.
Nayru: oo Bzzz...
Renee: Huh? What do you mean I'm not sure if it's a dragonfly?
Nayru: oo Bz..
Renee: A wasp!?! -0 You think I'm insane?
Nayru: oo Bzz...
Renee: Yes, I haven't fed you in a long time...
Nayru: oo Bzzz...Bz.
Renee: o0 Leaves? You want me to leave?
Nayru: OO BZZ.
Renee: oo Okay...I feel so loved...
Nayru: goes crazy
Renee: leaves the basement
Din(red dragonfly): Bizz bzzz....trans: HA HA...Nayru starves yet again
Nayru: Bzz bzz. trans: SHUT UP --