b Renee's Birthday /b

Renee: Today's MY BirthdaY!

Lily: o0 Your kidding right?

Renee: And the anniversary of the day I moved into Party.

Lily: Yeah, I know. But you have a birthday?

Renee: o0 yeah.

Lily: stupid human traditions...

Renee: You do know it was today, right?

Lily: No.

Renee: oo... Your pulling my leg...

Lily: oo Ew...who would wanna do that?

Renee: -- It's a figure of speech.

Lily: Oh.

Renee: Where's my gift? .

Lily: On with the story.

Renee: I'm serious.

Lily: I'm not.

Renee: o.o

Acre B-3 Renee,The Flea, R.V. moron acre, Oct. 18, 2003 Renee's Birthday and Renee's moving anniversary

Renee: TODAY! IS! MY! BIRTHDAY!

Gyroid: o0 No it isn't...

Renee: Yes it is.

Gyroid: No.

Renee: Yes.

Pete: flys to Renee's mailbox drops of mail and package flys away

Renee: GIFTS! I'll prove it to you!

Gyroid: o0

Renee: opens mailbox checks mail Junk, junk, junk, Nintendo...OOH!, and a stupid ass teen magazine. That does NOT belong to me.

Gyroid: Sure it does. Why else would it have your name on the sender sticker?

Renee: o0 I dunno.

The Flea: snatches magazine ... I take those stupid friend quizzes, OKAY?

Renee: o0 A guy reading Teen magazines and takes those pathetic quizzes?

The Flea: The animals have been hating me okay. ...

Renee: o0 alright, if you say

The Flea: --

Renee: Today's my birthday.

The Flea: o0 No it isn't.

Renee: Yes it is.

Gyroid and The Flea: NO.

Renee: o0 why do you....OH! I see... You can't get anything passed me now.

Gyroid and The Flea: o0 what?

Renee: -- You guys are throwing a surprise party for me! How nice, but so predictable.

The Flea: oO have you gone nuts?

Gyroid: What's the difference from any other day?

The Flea: True. takes the quiz in the teen magazine

Renee: OH YEAH! I'm smart!

The Flea: Am I a autumn or a summer?

Gyroid: I think I'm a SPRING. Get it? I'm a robot...and i have springs and gears...heh heh

The Flea:....

Gyroid: nevermind...--()

The Flea: uh huh...RIGHT.

Renee: gone off in another acre

Gyroid: Hey, where did the nutcracker go?

The Flea: "My ideal bofriend?....." Hmm...I dunno. Someone who's outgoing and athlectic, I think.

Gyroid: o0...Boy, It's one of those day's I wish I had legs.

Acre B-4( get it before? b-4? lol....heh...QUIT STARING! Snake acre

Renee: SNAKE!

Snake: Hey, what's up, bunnyip?

Renee: My birthday is today!

Snake: o0 No it's not.

Renee: I know your secret anyways...

Snake: oo you mean...

Renee: nods yup!

Snake: How'd you find out that I was gonna become bi-sexual?

Renee: oo What?

Snake: You mean you didn't know?

Renee: oo

Snake: Hello?

Renee: Gimme a minute.

Snake: Okay...

Renee: squeals at the top of her lungs

Snake: o0

Renee: Okay, where's my present?

Snake: Today's not your birthday.

Renee: Right.

Snake: o0

Renee: So your really bi?

Snake: No, I was just pulling your leg.

Renee: Oh, okay.

Snake: Yeahhh...

Renee: Okay.

Snake:....

Renee: YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

Snake: o0

Renee: -- walks over to a different acre

Snake: Gawd, Ms. Moody.

Acre C-3 Peaches(Donkey, I think) and T-Bone(Buffalo) acre

Renee: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

Peaches: o0 Are you okay Renee?

Stu(Buffalo): Yeah.

T-Bone: She's losing it, again.

Renee: AM NOT! I'm perfectly sane today.

Stu: Uh huh...

T-Bone: SURE...

Peaches: You guys want some lunch?

Stu and T-Bone: SURE!

Stu: -o I saw her first!

T-Bone: I live next door!

Peaches: oo()

Renee: WTF is going on today?!? leaves acre

Acre C-3 Wart Jr.(Toad) acre

Wart Jr.: QUIT SHOUTING!

Renee: o.o

Wart Jr.: Oh, It's just you Renee, moofer.

Renee: oo() Today is my birthday.

Wart Jr. No it isn't.

Renee: o0 I'm tired of playing this game.

Wart Jr.: oo Game? We're playing a game? How come you didn't tell me?

Renee: idea Snake's bi.

Wart Jr.: oo

Renee: walks to another acre Okay, Tramatized grumpy neighbor...CHECK.

Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acre

Gyroid: tramatized

Renee: What happened?

Gyroid: The Flea scares me.

Renee: What he do this time?

Gyroid: You mean SHE.

Renee: o0 she?

Gyroid: o.o

The Flea: wearing all this girly stuff, wearing a dress I feel so pretty!

Renee: o.o OMFG.

Gyroid: see what I mean?

Renee: WHAT IS WITH TODAY? I would like to know. Is it like the Party town anniversary where you become a homosexual? o0 Huh? Huh? HUH? ANSWER ME!

Gyroid: o.0 No.

Renee: Oh. You know what I think this is though?

Gyroid: what?

Renee: It's all ONE BIG distraction to make me think there's no surprise birthday party for me...Yes. I got it all figured out now...

Gyroid: o0 uh huh...

Renee: ... ...No one's here to stop me from entering my house! enters her house

The Flea: has a lipsth o0 What'sth with her? She'sth gone crazier than usthual. (What's with her? She's gone crazier than usual sympathy for the reading impaired on reading "lipsth" effects.)

In Renee's house

Renee: OMG! I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!

Silence

Renee: o0 Hello?

Pete: knocking at her door Hello?

Renee: A GUEST! opens the door

Pete: 00 Package for Renee! tosses package at Renee flys away

Renee: o0 Fear me? picks up package shuts door

Renee: FROM MOM! oo... I haven't called her in MONTHS. Whoops. opens package oo() A apple?
finds a letter Whoo, letter from mother. reads letter

Letter: Dear Renee,
Why haven't you called? You got that Lovely phone in your bedroom and you never call.
Your sister was a lot better with keeping in touch, even your father agrees!
I'm ashamed. To show that I'm ashamed, I got you an apple for your Birthday.
"Love" is crossed out Forever ashamed,
Mom.

Renee: oo....vv I feel so loved. tosses apple at package box

Tom Nook: knocks on the door

Renee: - Who is it?

Nook: HEH HEH HEH. It's me!

Renee: oo...opens door carefully

Nook: Happy Birthday!

Renee: o.o.... THANK YOU! snatches cake slams door on Nook They say Nook is a Crook.

Nook: HEY! THAT AIN'T FOR FREE!

Renee: Ain't aint a word!

Nook: oo...--

Hours later, 12 a.m.

Renee: I need a roomie. watching Modern TV

tv: Howie howie oh oh oh howie omni whatever chant chat it says

Renee: -- This channel is getting boring. At first it was catchy but now it lost it's touch.

Frogger: RIBBIT.

Renee: -0 MY CAKE!

Frogger: oo rib.

Renee: heh heh...stashes cake in Lovely Dresser ....

30 min later

Renee: So. talking to the t.v. screen

woman on tv: oo singing over AND over

Renee: How's life on a tv screen, talking/singing like a broken record?

woman on tv: doing the same thing

Renee: o- hmmm....searches lovely armchair for the remote

woman: continuing

Renee: finds it changes it to adult swim HA!

Robin(Witch Hunter Robin): on the screen repeating her craft power over and over

Renee: o.o()...-- Is this a conspirency against me.