b Halloween /b

Renee: HULLO!

Bangel: Hi.

Renee: Today's Halloween!

Bangel: CANDY!

Renee: Yes, Bagel, CANDY!

Bangel: It's BANGEL.

Renee: Whatever Pringle.

Bangel: -- Why do I get the feeling you won't stop this wrong name thing?

Renee: What do you mean, Winnobago?

Bagel: You called 2 snack names and now a vechile that sound similar to my name. o- I smell a conspirency...

Renee: Nonsense, Frizzo.

Bangle: Frizzo? WTF?

Renee: Isn't that your name Tango?

Bangel: WILL YOU STOP THAT?

Renee: oo

Bangel: -- On with the story.

Renee: oo You really went a little to far on the anger release...vv sniff

Bangel: Oh go drown your self...walks away

Renee: o0 Some how that sounds like a good idea...

Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acre, Halloween 2003, 7 p.m.Renee's House, Modern Black and White living room

Renee: eating her Birthday cake from 2 weeks ago Yummy in my tuhmmay!

Robert: o0 backs away

Renee: AHHH! COCKROACH! MY CAKE! smashes robert

Robert: oo...xx

Renee: I still can't find Robert...I bet he staying at The Flea's home and all those pet cockroaaches of his..Ew.

Clock Tower from the trainstation outside: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! TIME TO TRICK-or-Treat!

Renee: oo Halloween! YAY. ... time to pick up the secret stash...sneeks to basement

In the basement
Renee: ... goes to Office locker

boy: watching

Renee: doing the locker combonation

boy: BOO!

Renee: OO AHHH! locker opens

Boy: MUWA HA HA HA! snacthes candy

Renee: grabs boy's foot o0 Jr.

Jr.:

Renee: -- GIMME MY CANDY BACK.

Jr.: NEVER! tries to get away

Renee: o- Go back to "Pimp" town or whatever the fuck you live.

Jr.: Hell no. Rover is scary.

Renee: True. But who's scarier me or Rover?

Jr.: You want the truth?

Renee: -0 yes.

Jr.: Rover.

Renee: oo...-- FINE. Be that way. I lose my title to a cat stalker.

Jr.: hums the wicked witch of the west theme

Renee: -0 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?

Jr.: Nothing. () coughGothicWitchcough

Renee: True but putting it that way...gets up and pull on the edge of Jr.'s boxers

Jr. O.O nearly in mid air

Renee: o- Boxers? Not breifs. That won't do much damage...Stupid wannabe gansta pimp.drops Jr.

Jr.:

Renee: snatches candy Your giving it out fruits to the trick-or-treaters!

Jr: Fruits? WTF? That's evil.

Renee: I know.

Outside

Renee: WHEE! It's Halloween! Mwa ha ha ha!

The Flea: oh boy...

R.V.moron: o.o()....

Renee: runs to Snake's acre

Snake: Trick-or-Treat!

Renee: Wait a minute... Aren't you suppose to go to my house and get candy from there? Jr. is giving out the candy...

Snake: Gimme Candy! takes Renee's candy

Renee: hey! Gimme back my candy!

Snake: runs off to another acre

Renee: That rabbit stole my candy! SILLY RABBIT CANDIES ARE FOR HUMANS! (i couldn't resist)

Snake: runs back to renee WHAT?!? NOW YOU HAVE TA BE ALL RACIST?!? HUH? HUH? Escàpe.

Renee: umm... No?

Snake: best not be... Gimme more candy if you now what's good for ya...

Renee: okay! Here take it! Gawd...

Snake: oh, yeah, baby! Awesome, escàpe! Thanx!

Renee: like I had a to Bangles acre

Jack: Trick-or-Treat!

Renee: do I know you?

Jack: Ho ho ho ho!

Renee: excuse me! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth of yours?

Jack: ew! No, i'm not like that! I was just laughing...

Renee: -.- oh... Ok... COUGH

Jack: how'd you know I was the true Jack, king of halloween?

Nee: so, your the cause of these animal's jackin' my candies!

Jack: o.0 uhh... No... See in Animal Crossing you go to the Animals to give them their candy... And that's it...

Renee: OH! Hey! I get nothing in return for trick or treating either! That's not far! You animals are being racist!

Jack: Screw you humans! Putting us animals endangered for your own selfish reasons!

Renee: but ur a vegetable...

Jack: er...uhh...ur right....

Renee: want a candy?

Jack: sure!

Renee:hands jack a candy

Jack: eats candy Yay! Thank you! Here take this piece of crap...

Renee: ew!

Jack: no not like that... I mean like furniture...

Renee: blonde moment Oh...

Jack: see? good things happen when u give candy! gives renee furniture

Renee: aw man!

Jack: what?

Renee: I already got a spooky wall last year!

Jack: -.-() and you didn't remember me from last year?

Renee: who are you? STRANGER!

Jack: nevermind! I give up! I want to trade jobs with Franklin! Actually, Franklin's job is worser being a turkey and all...

Renee: How bout Jingle?

Jack: good idea! Well see ya kid! leaves

Renee: weird guy...yawn i'm tired already... And I already gave away all three of my candies... Oh well...walks home

Snake: candycandycandyCANDY!

Renee:00

Snake: candy?

Renee: er...uhh...mmm.....no?

Snake: gosh damn it mother fudger!

Renee: oo

Snake: i'll take those clothes of yours!

Renee: u sick pervert!

Snake: uses magic to change renee's clothes into rags Ha!

Renee: o.0 my clothes! Not again!

Snake: now I have your G logo shirt and ur Katrina's tent! MWA HA HA HA!

Renee: -.- walks back home .....BASTARD

Snake: ...--

Hour Later Acre B-3

Renee: MY CANDY!

Jr.: PLEASE!

Renee: barks like a rabid dog

Jr.: oo Okay okay, don't need to be bitchin'

Renee: Eat those fruit you were suppose to give out.

Jr.: -- I think I'm tired of a fruit diet.

Renee: Bertie Bott Bean?

Jr.: oo okay.

Renee: hads him a nasty flavored one

Jr.: eats it EW. This one tastes like SHIT.

Renee: -- EHEHEHEHEHE!