b Mayor Day /b

Renee: MAYOR DAY IN PARTY!

Snake: o0 Your not gonna do anything crazy are you, Renee?

Renee: .... Nonsense.

Snake: o0

Renee: I demand the right to do something crazy today!

Snake: Nuh uh. You might kill the mayor!

Renee: -- What? He's a slow old turtle. What harm can I do to a nearly dead turtle?

Snake: Turtles live over 150 years...

Renee: oo Oh, Yeah.

Snake: Phht.

Renee: How old do you think Tortimer is?

Snake: over 150 years...

Renee: -- heh heh.

Snake: o0 Now Renee.

Renee: runs off ON WITH THE STORY!

Snake: vv() She's doomed.

Mayor Day, 2003. 4:44 p.m. Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acreRenee's home

Renee: Now to find.... Tortimer...

Gyroid: What are you going to do?

Renee: WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT I'LL DO SOMETHING CRAZY?

Gyroid: Okay okay. Well only because you sent Tortimer one a way trip to the ocean.

Renee: He's a turtle! He belongs in the Ocean being Mayor of Alantis or something!

Gyroid: He's in a wheel chair now...

Renee: How was I suppose to know that the water fall at the end of the town river had tall rocks at the bottom?

Gyroid: --

Renee: Besides. Today's different.

Gyroid: How so?

Renee: He'll get to the ocean FASTER in his new wheel chair!

Gyroid: o0

Renee: MWA HA HA HA! runs of to the Wishing Foutain

Gyroid: Where the hell is Copper nowadays?

Acre D-1, Police Station
Booker: Come on Copper, Renee's not coming here today, I think...

Copper: rocking back and forth under his desk in a fetal position oo She'll be back...JUST YOU WATCH...

Booker: o0 Alright...I think.

Acre D-3, Wishing Well

Animals: HAPPY MAYOR DAY!!!

Tortimer: in a wheel chair

Renee: YES! HAPPY MAYOR DAY INDEED!

Tortimer: oo

Animals: oo

Renee: o0 What?... sigh raises hand I, Renee of Party town, swear not to harm a scale on Tortimer's skin...--

Animals:

Tortimer: oo() I don't trust you...

Renee: Here, gives Tortimer polishing wax it's for waxing you shell...

Tortimer: o-...Oh all right.

Animals: YAY!

Renee: Now, I have a question.

Tortimer: o0 Yes?

Renee: Can I be Vice-Mayor?

Tortimer: Is there even such a thing?

Renee: No.

Tortimer:....

Renee: As Mayor of this town would you like a stroll around town?

Tortimer: o0 okayyy...That sounds nice.

Renee: starts pushing wheel chair down along the river side

Acre F-3 Empty Acre by the ocean

Renee: Look Tortimer, the OCEAN.

Tortimer: oo

Renee: Remember last time?

Tortimer: nodds OO

Renee: Today is different. Today, YOU WILL GET BACK HOME!

Tortimer: gulp 00

Renee: FAREWELL, old timer! pushes wheel chair

Tortimer: AHHHHH!!!!! rolling towards the ocean

Renee: MWA HA HA!

SPLASH!

Tortimer: HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! I'm a Tortise!

Renee: oo A tortise...BIG WHOOPS.

Tortimer: HELP!

Renee: ... ....tip toes away

Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acreRenee's home, in her room on the second floor

Renee: Sonic, why don't you get off that fuckin' hamster wheel? You haven't eaten in MONTHS.

Sonic(hamster): running in hamster wheel

Renee: o0...-- okay, your useless to me.

Frogger(ain't it obvious?): CROAK.

Renee: o0 What? He's not real?

Frogger: Ribbit...croak.

Renee: Of course he is! Why else would he be here?

Frogger: ribbiiiiit.

Renee: I'm insane! You, my friend, are insane.

Frogger: ribbit riiiiibbiiiiiit.

Renee: Your just jealous because Sonic is physically fit, unlike you.

Frogger: Ribit.

Renee: DON'T DENY IT! He has fur and he's cuddley and you know it!

Frogger: o0 ribit?

Renee: That's what I thought.

Frogger: oo() thinking: wtf? what a nutcase.

Renee: -0

Tweety(parrot/cockatiel): SQUAWK. I mean...chirp chirp.

Renee: What do you mean I don't understand what you guys are saying?

Tweety: chirp chirp...

Renee:....PHARAPHRASING?!?!....oo

Tweety: Chirp.

Renee: -- Why do I bother to keep you guys in my room? Your better of in the basement with the triforce dragonflies.

Frogger: RIBIT.

Renee: WHAT? BETTER THAN ME?!?

Frogger: oo ribb...

Renee: -- YOU ALL SUCK.