b Mayor
Day /b
Renee: MAYOR DAY IN PARTY!
Snake: o0
Your not gonna do anything crazy are you, Renee?
Renee:
.... Nonsense.
Snake: o0
Renee: I
demand the right to do something crazy today!
Snake: Nuh uh.
You might kill the mayor!
Renee: -- What? He's a slow old
turtle. What harm can I do to a nearly dead turtle?
Snake:
Turtles live over 150 years...
Renee: oo Oh, Yeah.
Snake:
Phht.
Renee: How old do you think Tortimer is?
Snake:
over 150 years...
Renee: -- heh heh.
Snake: o0
Now Renee.
Renee: runs off ON WITH THE STORY!
Snake:
vv() She's doomed.
Mayor Day, 2003. 4:44 p.m.
Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acreRenee's home
Renee:
Now to find.... Tortimer...
Gyroid: What
are you going to do?
Renee: WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT I'LL
DO SOMETHING CRAZY?
Gyroid: Okay okay. Well only because you
sent Tortimer one a way trip to the ocean.
Renee: He's a
turtle! He belongs in the Ocean being Mayor of Alantis or
something!
Gyroid: He's in a wheel chair now...
Renee:
How was I suppose to know that the water fall at the end of the
town river had tall rocks at the bottom?
Gyroid: --
Renee:
Besides. Today's different.
Gyroid: How so?
Renee:
He'll get to the ocean FASTER in his new wheel chair!
Gyroid:
o0
Renee: MWA HA HA HA! runs of to the Wishing
Foutain
Gyroid: Where the hell is Copper
nowadays?
Acre D-1, Police Station
Booker: Come on
Copper, Renee's not coming here today, I think...
Copper:
rocking back and forth under his desk in a fetal position oo
She'll be back...JUST YOU WATCH...
Booker: o0 Alright...I
think.
Acre D-3, Wishing Well
Animals: HAPPY MAYOR
DAY!!!
Tortimer: in a wheel chair
Renee: YES!
HAPPY MAYOR DAY INDEED!
Tortimer: oo
Animals:
oo
Renee: o0 What?... sigh raises hand I, Renee of
Party town, swear not to harm a scale on Tortimer's
skin...--
Animals:
Tortimer: oo() I don't trust
you...
Renee: Here, gives Tortimer polishing wax it's for
waxing you shell...
Tortimer: o-...Oh all right.
Animals:
YAY!
Renee: Now, I have a question.
Tortimer: o0
Yes?
Renee: Can I be Vice-Mayor?
Tortimer: Is there
even such a thing?
Renee: No.
Tortimer:....
Renee:
As Mayor of this town would you like a stroll around town?
Tortimer:
o0 okayyy...That sounds nice.
Renee: starts pushing wheel
chair down along the river side
Acre F-3 Empty Acre by the
ocean
Renee: Look Tortimer, the OCEAN.
Tortimer:
oo
Renee: Remember last time?
Tortimer: nodds
OO
Renee: Today is different. Today, YOU WILL GET BACK
HOME!
Tortimer: gulp 00
Renee: FAREWELL, old timer!
pushes wheel chair
Tortimer: AHHHHH!!!!! rolling towards
the ocean
Renee: MWA HA HA!
SPLASH!
Tortimer:
HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! I'm a Tortise!
Renee: oo A tortise...BIG
WHOOPS.
Tortimer: HELP!
Renee: ... ....tip
toes away
Acre B-3 Renee, The Flea, R.V.moron acreRenee's
home, in her room on the second floor
Renee: Sonic, why don't
you get off that fuckin' hamster wheel? You haven't eaten in
MONTHS.
Sonic(hamster): running in hamster wheel
Renee:
o0...-- okay, your useless to me.
Frogger(ain't it
obvious?): CROAK.
Renee: o0 What? He's not real?
Frogger:
Ribbit...croak.
Renee: Of course he is! Why else would he be
here?
Frogger: ribbiiiiit.
Renee: I'm insane! You, my
friend, are insane.
Frogger: ribbit riiiiibbiiiiiit.
Renee:
Your just jealous because Sonic is physically fit, unlike
you.
Frogger: Ribit.
Renee: DON'T DENY IT! He has fur
and he's cuddley and you know it!
Frogger: o0 ribit?
Renee:
That's what I thought.
Frogger: oo() thinking: wtf? what a
nutcase.
Renee: -0
Tweety(parrot/cockatiel): SQUAWK.
I mean...chirp chirp.
Renee: What do you mean I don't
understand what you guys are saying?
Tweety: chirp
chirp...
Renee:....PHARAPHRASING?!?!....oo
Tweety:
Chirp.
Renee: -- Why do I bother to keep you guys in my room?
Your better of in the basement with the triforce
dragonflies.
Frogger: RIBIT.
Renee: WHAT? BETTER
THAN ME?!?
Frogger: oo ribb...
Renee: -- YOU ALL
SUCK.
