AK Song

To the tune of "Gun Song" from Assassins.

MALFOY
It takes a lot of hate to cast AK

Monstrous
Morbid hate to cast AK

Hatred of mind to make their brain stop

Hatred of blood to make it cold

Hatred of self to make the green and

Turn the air all

Deadly cold.

It takes a lot of hate to cast AK.

AK....

VOLDEMORT
And all you have to do is

Mutter two words quickly

But the strong and the sickly fall!

It'll take a life!

Why should you stay put and not say two words quickly

Not show how two words quickly can take a life!

PETTIGREW
What a wonder is AK

Lets all the beggars be choosers

First, if you can cast AK
No one thinks that you're a loser.

It's a violent, quick way

Which'll get rid of your foes!

Remove your betters

Break up a friendship

Orphan a child

Make all feel your inner pain!

It makes them listen

To what you have to say

One man is all you have to slay

That you are not a man to laugh about.

It works and...

ALL

All you have to do is hiss out two words quickly

Piss on law quite quickly too

By taking a life!

However they may hate,

Mate, use your two words quickly.

Just those two words quickly can

Take a life!

NARCISSA

My husband always casts the AK

It's got power

Makes you feel like you're a queen

Being wife to power

Anyway, it just shoots green

But it's AK

You can make a scene

Well with an AK!
If you've got the strength to cast it

You know who you are

What you'll do

Makes you feel strong fast, it

Kill the weak

Works well when it's the weak you seek.

Once you've got it

It gets stomachs all knotted!
It takes control!

ALL
And all you have to do is spit those two words quickly

Grit your teeth and quickly snarl!

(Narcissa's wand goes off)

NARCISSA (scared)
Did I cast it?!

ALL
You can take a life...(take a life)

Simply wish for pain and say those two words quickly

They will kill things quickly and

Make real life

Their worst dreams

That green gleam

Makes 'em scream!

It takes those two words quickly no time to..mmmm...

Take a life!

MALFOY

It takes a lot of hate to cast AK

Monstrous

Vicious hate to cast AK

Hatred of life of filthy mudbloods

Hatred of scum who all cause what?
Interrace strife!

Mudbloods, muggles, the scum that make a family tainted!

So you have to use your hate to cast AK!

Just...A....K!