The Ballad of Malfoy
To the tune of "The Ballad of Czolgosz" from Assassins.
SIRIUS
Malfoy
Quite
wealthy
Born into the lap of luxury
Totally proud of his family
So he joined the death
eaters
Killing muggles for Voldemort
For Voldemort
Tortured and killed
with a great panache
Stayed out of jail with his galleon
stash
Nothing redeems you like cold hard cash
That was his creed
In
the wizard world
Money gets the girl
And whatever you need.
Malfoy
Vicious chap
Dealt all his house elves a vicious slap.
Thought non-purebloods
should be seen as crap
So he cast evil curses, wormed his way out
of jail
And joined the death
eaters killing muggles for Voldemort
For Voldemort!
In court his enemies'
hopes were dashed
Said "I made muggle-borns feel the lash"
"But, the Imperius
curse made me brash...
And made them bleed!"
In the wizard
world
Money got the girl
And him off with great speed!
DE's
Weren't
that pleased
DE's
Called him a sleeze
DE's
Voldie agrees
That
Malfoy displeased
The DE's!
Malfoy
Slimy rat
On all bloodlines but
his own he spat!
Now, that blonde, stupid aristocrat
Will not
cast evil curses, worm his way out of jail
Nor will he buy out the
dementors
Or escape the prison
'Cause they know he's a
death eater
Killing muggles for Voldemort!
For Voldemort!
Thought he was great, but he's snotty trash!
After the order and
DE's clashed
He was recaptured and his case rehashed
He won't
be freed.
For his evil, bloody, vicious, nasty deeds.
So much for greed!
In the wizard
world
When your hate's unfurled
Then your bank account
could hold huge pearls
But finance won't get freedom or
girls;
Not a thing that you need!
Not a thing that you need!